STFU subby, you know you'd hit it. :P

Damn, she could have starred in the remake!




BrendanL79: you know you'd hit it. :P

Actually, her co-star on Square Pegs did more for me as a young teen. I wonder how she's doing these days?...IMDB...2007 pic...



Hmm, still pretty good.

Sorry, dropped that last photo of Amy Linker...

The mole probably broke her fall.

BrendanL79: STFU subby, you know you'd hit it. :P

You must be really stuck on her.



*groan*

While SJP doesn't exactly butter my popcorn, I do admire the fact that she's one of the few women in Hollywood who hasn't totally farked up her face with plastic surgery. Thirty years from now, she'll be the best looking septuagenarian in Hollywood.

CheddarPants: Thirty years from now, she'll be the best looking septuagenarian in Hollywood.

which is really bad considering what she looks like NOW.

Two Dogs Farking: Only with a riding crop.

AHHHHHH, HaHaHaHaHaHa...!

Awesome.

NICE HEADLINE! Well played, well played.

We get this shiat but can't get a thread about the series finale of The Wire?

This headline is full of win.

Is pretty funny... but, seriously, if you've never seen her in "Honeymoon In Vegas", (1992/when she was 27), she was definitely hot.

trailer @ YouTube (new window)

Nice headline, subby. I lol'd.

Barbarowned!

Kudos subby,LMAO

/Would hit the shiat out of Seabiscuit Jessica Parker

Oh. I get it. It is she is ugly and reminds people of a horse. While we are at it, why not throw in some jokes about Prince Charles riding his horse?

Mugato: I'm going to come out as someone with an unblemished record of heterosexuality who actually saw that episode.

/saw at least 10 episodes
//it's time to let the healing begin


Right there with you, man. Forced to watch a couple seasons, most of the time fell asleep halfway thru and woken up to crying.

/not ghey if a gf/wife forces you to watch it

Just broke my leg and I'm getting a kick...
/srsly

neocssck: Mugato: I'm going to come out as someone with an unblemished record of heterosexuality who actually saw that episode.

/saw at least 10 episodes
//it's time to let the healing begin


Right there with you, man. Forced to watch a couple seasons, most of the time fell asleep halfway thru and woken up to crying.

/not ghey if a gf/wife forces you to watch it

How and why would anyone "force" another human being to watch a television show?

It's time to euthanize the jokes comparing Sarah Jessica Parker to a horse. It's equestrian pedestrian humor at best, and it's furlong since time to find another angle.

+1, subby. I neighed!

MIguy: We get this shiat but can't get a thread about the series finale of The Wire?

Umm, try looking down about 20 threads or so...

I don't care what you guys say, she's cute.

"I'll have a Horse Coke."

"Horse Pepsi OK?"

"Neigh."

Why do Farkers so totally rip om SJP? She seems pretty cool to me. She certainly hasn't played the role of primadonna, or attention whore. She just does her thing professionally and is getting older. Hardly the work of the Devil.

Why do Farkers so totally rip om SJP? She seems pretty cool to me. She certainly hasn't played the role of primadonna, or attention whore. She just does her thing professionally and is getting older. Hardly the work of the Devil.



Success breeds contempt. Girls hate her because she isn't better looking than the average gal in line at the burrito stand, and guys hate her because she's being pushed on us as a sex symbol when she clearly isn't. There's only one type of woman we want to see on tv, and that's the hot kind. If we wanted a bunch of uglies, we could just look around.


Still, from what I remember, I found her quite hot in the flight of the navigator, back when she was still young. She just didn't age too well through her 30s, a common malady among women, which is why I've always maintained that women should be tossed into a volcano the second they start getting old. So far, only a little less than half the population agrees with me.

"Thirty years from now, she'll be the best looking septuagenarian in Hollywood."

Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap...

I've kept the hots for her from back during Square Pegs.

/My lawn, get off of it

holy hell, that's probably the funniest headline i've read at fark. very well played.

Moses To Sandy Koufax: Girls hate her because she isn't better looking than the average gal in line at the burrito stand

where the hell do you buy your burritos?

gimmedaloot: where the hell do you buy your burritos?
Is that supposed to be hot? She looks like the offspring of John Kerry and Gary Busey. I have nothing whatsoever against the woman, but she's just not an attractive gal, push-up bra or not.


/ Studman 74

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister Ed.

Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mister Ed.

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mr. Ed will never speak unless he has something to say

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?

Well listen to this: "I'm Mister Ed."

Why do Farkers so totally rip om SJP?

She's not aging well. She looks like hell when you get up close. As has been already stated, she's being pushed as some sort of sex symbol when she's not. She had a rockin' bod once upon a time which made it easy to overlook the face, but even that's a thing of the past. She's a "chick flick" staple, just like Julia Roberts and Bette Midler, and any guy that's had to sit through one of her movies is gonna bear some resentment. She has a really small abdomen with long gangly arms and big hands and it looks weird.

She was also the only one on Sex In The City that never got naked.

/I could go on, but why?

I'm over it now: I don't care what you guys say, she's cute.

wtf?

seriously?

zappaisfrank: She was also the only one on Sex In The City that never got naked.

Seriously, I'm ok with that.

gimmedaloot: Moses To Sandy Koufax: Girls hate her because she isn't better looking than the average gal in line at the burrito stand

where the hell do you buy your burritos?

How long did it take you to find the picture with just the right angle and lighting?

Seriously, you know you rejected the first few you came across because she looked hideous.

zappaisfrank

Based on that response, you are hereby allowed to state your detailed description of every other celebrity talked about on this site. You pretty much summarized every gripe I had too.

Does anyone else remember LA Story? Good old days.... :(

Will never happen, but were I ever in the area of some red carpet even where she is likely to show up, I would do my best to push some hay and maybe an apple towards her as she trotted by.

*snicker*

a horse AND a foot.

She was oddly enticing in Hocus Pocus, but that's about it.

epyonyx: Oh. I get it. It is she is ugly and reminds people of a horse. While we are at it, why not throw in some jokes about Prince Charles riding his horse?



/Obligatory

katerbug72: *snicker*

a horse AND a foot.

Damn them. Every time I see her now I see toes coming out of her forehead.

zappa is frank
She was also the only one on Sex In The City that never got naked.

How are you aware of that? Did you watch every episode just hoping "please let this be the one that SJP gets naked in!".

Anyway, the dark-haired chick got naked? That would be one episode worth sitting through.