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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)   Today's mom-banging-basketball-team story brought to you by Vacaville, CA. (with "DO NOT WANT SUNTAN" mugshot)   (cbs13.com) divider line 141
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2008-03-09 01:02:12 AM  
My hometown. Woo-Hoo! Cowtown represent!
 
2008-03-09 03:08:03 AM  
I'd tan that hide.
 
2008-03-09 03:08:44 AM  
DO WANT!
 
2008-03-09 03:11:12 AM  
Team Mom shoots, she SCORES!!!
 
2008-03-09 03:11:15 AM  
DO NOT WANT is such a relative term.
 
2008-03-09 03:11:46 AM  
ftfa: charged with two felony counts of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor of more than a 10-year age difference

I've never heard of that. Because that makes it nastier, right?
 
2008-03-09 03:12:13 AM  
I'm sure this is isolated and has never happened before
 
2008-03-09 03:12:29 AM  
Was it necessary to point out the more than 10 year age difference after stating that she was 37 having sex with a minor?
 
2008-03-09 03:12:37 AM  
tehotherbilly: DO NOT WANT is such a relative term.

I know. It doesn't take beer into account.
 
2008-03-09 03:13:35 AM  
I wish the story was more like the headline.
 
2008-03-09 03:13:46 AM  
Basketball huh?

Did he boast of his ability to get rim(med)?
 
2008-03-09 03:15:08 AM  
I don't think that's her natural skintone. Looks like she's gone waxy pale from the shock of getting busted. It's like the blood goes running away from the skin while simultaneously sweating a viscous perspiration.

\naturally pallid
\\skin doesn't look like that
 
2008-03-09 03:15:13 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Noooooose.
Hotlinked.
Waiting for the "OMG sharp knees pic"
Well, maybe as a really horny teen, with a pick ax.
 
2008-03-09 03:17:17 AM  
FTVA:Niccoli is being charged with two felony counts of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor of more than a 10-year age difference. She was booked into the Solano County Jail.

Clean up and sober up lady. Oh sorry, Too late. You're the same age as me. I would have "hit" you tonight with an angry fist if you wanted some redemption and I was still single. Just what the Fark made you think banging kids was a good idea?

.....Oh fark nevermind.....
 
2008-03-09 03:17:36 AM  
I like how the dudes she banged are referred to as "victims".
 
2008-03-09 03:18:08 AM  
The Fugly, she has it. LOTS of it. Was the kid blind?
 
2008-03-09 03:18:17 AM  
theFrakamazog: ftfa: charged with two felony counts of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor of more than a 10-year age difference

I've never heard of that. Because that makes it nastier, right?


8 and 18 does. You'll get 20.
 
2008-03-09 03:22:20 AM  
...that she had intercourse with members of the team. Detectives from the Family Investigative Response Services Team found the victim, and learned that Niccoli allegedly met the victim while she was a team mom of a private athletic team.

Wrong on any account but not sure if the article makes sense.
 
2008-03-09 03:27:05 AM  
Kinky. But I like my sex the way I play basketball - one on one, with as little dribbling as possible.
 
2008-03-09 03:27:52 AM  
Egalitarian: I don't think that's her natural skintone. Looks like she's gone waxy pale from the shock of getting busted. It's like the blood goes running away from the skin while simultaneously sweating a viscous perspiration.

\naturally pallid
\\skin doesn't look like that


True, or she could simply not be photogenic. I'm a decent looking individual, but I can't take a solid photo for the life of me. Granted, I don't look like that.
 
2008-03-09 03:28:18 AM  
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Do not want.
 
2008-03-09 03:28:24 AM  
I bet her kid is real proud
 
2008-03-09 03:31:33 AM  
Ladies: Boys love to talk about sex, so if you're going to f*ck a teenage boy, make sure he's a mute with no hands.
 
2008-03-09 03:32:50 AM  
Someone once told me Vacaville suffers from inbreeding.
 
2008-03-09 03:33:51 AM  
You're all being too hard on her. I bet she cleans up pretty nice. AND I don't think you'd look much better after having sex with a basketball team.
 
2008-03-09 03:34:12 AM  
llnw.image.cbslocal.com

I would hit it.
 
2008-03-09 03:36:46 AM  
Because People in power are Stupid: I would hit it.

^^ She's staring at my junk as I type this. ^^
 
2008-03-09 03:42:49 AM  
I second "I'd hit that"
 
2008-03-09 03:44:34 AM  
Watch the news video... at 0:55 check out the meme goodness.
 
2008-03-09 03:46:06 AM  
Because People in power are Stupid: I would hit it.

I would too.
 
2008-03-09 03:47:51 AM  
theFrakamazog: ftfa: charged with two felony counts of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor of more than a 10-year age difference

I've never heard of that. Because that makes it nastier, right?


Well, it makes her a whole lot more desperate.

You guys would really hit that? She looks like she got run over by a bus, and then inexpertly embalmed. Are you also that desperate?
 
2008-03-09 03:48:44 AM  
Why is Barbara Streisand a team mom, and why is she missed at the tanning clinic?
 
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2008-03-09 03:50:45 AM  
/Thinks for a minute.

No. Do not want.
 
2008-03-09 03:54:20 AM  
vitttec: Watch the news video... at 0:55 check out the meme goodness.

"I want to-"

Hit it? Noooooo!
 
2008-03-09 03:55:07 AM  
FTFA:

Detectives from the Family Investigative Response Services Team

Coming this fall... CSI-FIRST.

/boobies
 
2008-03-09 03:56:32 AM  
i177.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-09 03:56:36 AM  
elffster: The Fugly, she has it. LOTS of it. Was the kid blind?

C'mon, everybody's doing it. You want to be cool, don't you?
 
2008-03-09 03:58:23 AM  
Hmm...the news report video has a Serta mattress ad prior to the story...

/ well placed advertising?
// or just "team spirit"?
 
2008-03-09 04:01:36 AM  
This is a mugshot, not a glamour shot.

I bet when she has the chance to scrub up, she is not unattractive.

/Would hit it, conditionally.
 
2008-03-09 04:01:47 AM  
so Ani DiFranco IS bi... now you know.


/and knowing's half the battle
 
2008-03-09 04:07:28 AM  
These comments are proof that men will fark anything with a hole; including this teacher troll.
 
2008-03-09 04:09:51 AM  
Mayhem_2006: This is a mugshot, not a glamour shot.

I bet when she has the chance to scrub up, she is not unattractive.

/Would hit it, conditionally.


Well she's not Fugly, and some of us Farkers would "hit" it. Maybe she needs some more education on who to hook up with that isn't a middle schooler. She could have had a perfectly fine 30 year old guy for that tryst that would have nailed her in a tree with butsecks, but she goes for the horny kiddos.
 
2008-03-09 04:12:14 AM  
Why did I laugh when the reporter said, "Though the sex did appear to be consensual, it was illegal."

Victim, indeed.

/would hit that in a hotel room at the state tourney after a bitter defeat that left her crying on my shoulder.
 
2008-03-09 04:12:29 AM  
llnw.image.cbslocal.com

She looks all clammy. Definitely do not want.
 
2008-03-09 04:16:52 AM  
I'd add some white to her face, but it hardly seems necessary.
 
2008-03-09 04:21:07 AM  
penthesilea: My hometown. Woo-Hoo! Cowtown represent!

Me too, don't you feel so proud? Front page of fark, woo!
 
2008-03-09 04:22:54 AM  
How awkward would that be...
team captain: "dude I nailed your mom"
"...I know"
"she swallows"

...
 
2008-03-09 04:25:20 AM  
 
2008-03-09 04:27:44 AM  
Anti_Freak_Machine: How awkward would that be...
team captain: "dude I nailed your mom"
"...I know"
"she swallows"

...


"I know"

or worse

"So does dad."
 
2008-03-09 04:34:08 AM  
i180.photobucket.com
 
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