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(Niagara Gazette)   "Reliable sources say he announced his arrival to face trespassing charges by entering the Court Clerk's office and uttering, 'Van Halen in the house'"   (niagara-gazette.com ) divider line 31
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2008-03-08 07:45:14 PM  
The county clerk was relieved because he was expecting Van Hagar.
 
2008-03-08 07:48:29 PM  
I'll be there

www.maj.com
 
2008-03-08 07:57:58 PM  

Published: April 27, 2007

i could have sworn this was on fark before, but i can't find it

/shrug
 
2008-03-08 09:04:27 PM  
"Jim Dandy to the rescue" would have been much cooler.

/dlr was a jim dandy wannabe
//my lawn, get off it.
 
2008-03-08 10:30:49 PM  
Why is one of the Baldwin's on the right side of the page?

images.cnhi.zope.net
 
2008-03-08 10:32:53 PM  
I know when I think of cruising for girls, I think of McDonalds.....
 
2008-03-08 10:33:15 PM  
so you could pretend to be who you want to in the whole wide world and you can t decide between eddie or Sammy hagar...
wait, what the fark...
 
2008-03-08 10:46:26 PM  
Eddie Van Halen would eat Django Reihnardt's lunch.

/more fingers
 
2008-03-08 10:51:00 PM  
i guess it all depends... Alex or Eddie?
 
2008-03-08 10:51:44 PM  
mushroom belt: Eddie Van Halen would eat Django Reihnardt's lunch.

/more fingers


hush you. go eat some pudding.
 
2008-03-08 10:54:06 PM  
mushroom belt: Eddie Van Halen would eat Django Reihnardt's lunch.

/more fingers


AND toss his salad!!

Wait, I haven't read Valerie Bertinelli's book yet.
 
2008-03-08 10:55:20 PM  
truth_is_stranger_than_fishin: I'll be there

What's going on with that picture? It looks like Sammy Hagar is being kicked out of the DMV.
 
2008-03-08 11:07:51 PM  
mushroom belt: Eddie Van Halen would eat Django Reihnardt's lunch.

/more fingers


No he wouldn't. Django played music.
 
2008-03-08 11:11:35 PM  
Sammy Van Halen is a freaking legend in the Niagara Falls/Buffalo area. He's been mentioned on the top Buffalo radio show "Shredd and Ragan" many times and sometimes people will even call in with a Sammy spotting.
This guy is nuts. He lives with his parents yet he has tons of tricked out cars and seriously believes he is a rock star. He goes around handing out autographed pictures. An ex of mine actually saw him pull up in a car wash once in his Sammy Van Halen.com decaled Trans Am with some Van Halen blasting.
Weird guy but essentially harmless.
 
2008-03-08 11:16:43 PM  
Oh, so now it's a crime for me to hit on the girls at Mickey D's (that's what I call it, the ladies love that)? What's the world coming to? I'm going to Ronald's for a little Filet-O-Fish action, if you get my drift (wink). In exactly 26 minutes.
 
2008-03-08 11:25:54 PM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: No he wouldn't. Django played music.

Grappelli carried him, and you know it.
 
2008-03-08 11:28:54 PM  
I brought my pencil!
 
2008-03-08 11:30:19 PM  
Who?

/jumped the tank with "1984"
 
2008-03-08 11:34:50 PM  
Jadedgrl: Sammy Van Halen is a freaking legend in the Niagara Falls/Buffalo area. He's been mentioned on the top Buffalo radio show "Shredd and Ragan" many times and sometimes people will even call in with a Sammy spotting.
This guy is nuts. He lives with his parents yet he has tons of tricked out cars and seriously believes he is a rock star. He goes around handing out autographed pictures. An ex of mine actually saw him pull up in a car wash once in his Sammy Van Halen.com decaled Trans Am with some Van Halen blasting.
Weird guy but essentially harmless.


Came in here to say this...
 
2008-03-08 11:59:36 PM  
So, are the girls at the Niagara Falls McDonald's unusually well-endowed or something? Or is this guy just truly batshiat insane?

Even an out-&-out maniac needs something to work with, and I just can't imagine even a psycho hitting on most girls who work at McD's.
 
2008-03-09 12:16:48 AM  
farking hilarious
 
2008-03-09 12:40:52 AM  
Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: I brought my pencil!

They were hot for teacher not hot for MickeyD's girls......
 
2008-03-09 12:50:53 AM  
I have since regretted legally changing my name to "Dexy Midnight Runners, Jr."
 
2008-03-09 08:12:13 AM  
don't miss western new york at all...
 
2008-03-09 08:40:48 AM  
Good god, what a terrible website.
When less than 1/4 of the horizontal space is dedicated to the article, it's seriously time to rethink your design.
 
2008-03-09 08:56:54 AM  
www.thephatphree.com


a112.ac-images.myspacecdn.com


SammyVanHalen.com (new window)


/dude may have some screws loose,but I just realized that I've been stalking him on the internet for the last 5 minutes.
//hotlinked for teacher
 
2008-03-09 09:01:02 AM  
What an entertaining and humorously written police blotter! Haven't seen that before.
 
2008-03-09 09:46:54 AM  
Van Halen?
Excellent!!

i.cnn.net
 
2008-03-09 12:25:21 PM  
Big tits mean big shiat!

/got nuthin'
 
2008-03-09 06:32:42 PM  
Holy crap! I'm from Buffalo...this guy is totally real. He's a nuisance- apparently he goes to lots of retail stores and just yells "Van Halen in the House!"
 
2008-03-09 08:44:53 PM  
Jadedgrl: Sammy Van Halen is a freaking legend in the Niagara Falls/Buffalo area. He's been mentioned on the top Buffalo radio show "Shredd and Ragan" many times and sometimes people will even call in with a Sammy spotting.
This guy is nuts. He lives with his parents yet he has tons of tricked out cars and seriously believes he is a rock star. He goes around handing out autographed pictures. An ex of mine actually saw him pull up in a car wash once in his Sammy Van Halen.com decaled Trans Am with some Van Halen blasting.
Weird guy but essentially harmless.


Well then the reporter is even more of a douche for making fun of him. "Oh, a guy who has mental problems- let's make smartass remarks about his behavior, including creepy comments to young girls- hilarious!"

At least is more interesting than his breathless report of personnel changes in the police department- two new lieutenants? Court security officers retiring? "Wow" indeed!
 
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