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2008-03-07 03:28:05 PM
Holy shiat, they're actually charging the woman with rape? They must've either changed the law or she's in a state that actually prosecutes that.

/Usually women are void from rape.
 
2008-03-07 03:29:42 PM
jake3988: Holy shiat, they're actually charging the woman with rape? They must've either changed the law or she's in a state that actually prosecutes that.

/Usually women are void from rape.


As they should be.
 
2008-03-07 03:30:33 PM
I wonder if its worth going to prison for a small untalented 14 year old kid. Im sure there were plenty of better choices out there, wrong choice on her part.
 
2008-03-07 03:30:59 PM
Yeah - he can pretty much die right now. He's nailed a hot teacher and he probably doesn't even have pubes. Hell, neither of them probably do...

And I agree - what kind of idiot would tell ANYONE that they were hitting that? I wouldn't tell a soul until two years or whatever the statute of limitations is for this crime. He probably coulda hit it for years... Dumbass.

/had one hot teacher - 3rd grade
//23, 5' 10", looong legs, NOM NOM NOM
 
2008-03-07 03:32:53 PM
cowsspinach: Are you kidding me? My friends little brother is in high school and he is 15. Her parents still have to GET him up for school because he simply ignores his alarm clock.

We just ordered a vibrating alarm for my son because of his ability to sleep through hours of music. He's been using a battery-powered one, and it works great.

NOT THAT SORT OF VIBRATING!

There's a disc that fits inside the mattress and shakes the bed when it goes off.

/I suppose if he positioned himself right, it would be that sort of vibrating...
 
Ant
2008-03-07 03:33:03 PM
coastie: Just to be clear, none of you have a problem with a 22 year old man farking a 14 year old girl? You can't not have a problem with one but the other farking hypocrites!

if (penetratorAge noProblem();
}

/or something like that
//within reason, of course
 
Ant
2008-03-07 03:35:02 PM
Ant: coastie: Just to be clear, none of you have a problem with a 22 year old man farking a 14 year old girl? You can't not have a problem with one but the other farking hypocrites!

if (penetratorAge noProblem();
}

/or something like that
//within reason, of course


Dammit!

if (penetratorAge <&eq; penetrateeAge) {
noProblem();
}
 
2008-03-07 03:35:07 PM
MacG: MacG: You know what, when I was 14 I would have been smart enough to keep my mouth shut and enjoy living the fantasy. Seriously. WTF? I mean, not only is she a hot 22 year old blond, but she's batshiat crazy, too. That's some good luvin, right there.



My buddy, Dan, nailed our English teacher when we were in the 8th grade, and he managed to keep quiet about it until about six years ago when he finally figured out the statute of limitations had long run out. 1969 was a very good year for him.

/Every time we talk, he has to mention it.
/Finally had to tell him to STFU
/Still pissed 'cause he waited 34 years to tell me about it
 
2008-03-07 03:35:33 PM
If I were the arresting officer, after seeing this teacher for the first time, I would have said, "Sorry for the inconvenience, ma'am.", tipped my hat, and then kicked the kid right in the balls.


Its the right thing to do.
 
2008-03-07 03:35:37 PM
Starting when I was16 I began having sex with my 38 year old neighbor from across the street. She was one of these sexy and a lonely housewives that are pretty much ignored by their husbands. Her old man was away 4 days out of the week and I was banging her 3 out of those 4. I have to give her credit on teaching me how to fark right. She didn’t have problem telling me what to do and I sure was a willing pupil. This went on for almost 2 years. One evening my dad is in our front lawn and he sees me leaving her house. So he calls me over smiles and says, “Make sure your mom and her husband don’t find out.” Then he smacks me on the back of the head as walk away. That has to be one of the most real moments I’ve ever had with my dad. The week before I left for college my neighbor booked us a hotel room and gave me a going away present that I’ll never forget.
 
Ant
2008-03-07 03:35:52 PM
Ahhh forget it. You know what I'm saying
 
2008-03-07 03:36:26 PM
can someone kindly post the photo "I'd hit it like a retard on pudding day"

Haven't seen it in a while... need a gut laugh
 
2008-03-07 03:36:35 PM
strathmeyer: You guys are seriously puzzled as to why statutory rape occurs?

/perhaps you are the type of women it keeps happening to


Cue Quizzical Dog pic. What the hell are you talking about?

/Did you notice in my post that you quoted that I said I'm NOT attracted to teen boys?
 
Ant
2008-03-07 03:38:05 PM
The First: dbrian56: /still most FAPable of the week

Who's that? Man, where were teachers like this when i was 14/15???????


You don't want to hit that. She'll pour hydrochloric acid on you to hide the evidence of the hitting.
 
2008-03-07 03:38:11 PM
blicero: Child molestation is not cool. FAIL subby.

The kid is screwed up for many years.


Get off Fark and go to a site where they don't post comments.
 
2008-03-07 03:38:49 PM
trappedspirit: Would not hit it. Last thing I need to hear is that a 14 YO was better

HAHAHAHA..... that's awesome
+1
 
2008-03-07 03:41:10 PM
Scooterman:

Yeah... and I know guys who are 30 and ignore their alarm clock. What's your point? Being lazy doesn't correlate to being incapable of knowing what sex is.


My Point is that majority of 30 year old men are alot more emotional mature enough to have sex than a 14 year old boy.



/Thats my point
//now go DIAF
 
2008-03-07 03:41:28 PM
Belltower: We just ordered a vibrating alarm for my son because of his ability to sleep through hours of music. He's been using a battery-powered one, and it works great.

NOT THAT SORT OF VIBRATING!

There's a disc that fits inside the mattress and shakes the bed when it goes off.

/I suppose if he positioned himself right, it would be that sort of vibrating...


Link to said device?
 
2008-03-07 03:41:34 PM
where_is_truth: where_is_truth:
I've been sitting here trying to think if, as a 14-year-old FEMALE student, I ever would have had sex with a male teacher and been as "YEAH BUDDY" as a 14-year-old boy would.
... sadly, that's a "maybe". Which seems wrong. That's why you sort of have to depend on the "adult" in the situation to do the right thing.
/thinks further on this conundrum

I Fark: I'm 12 years older than you. Wanna roll play a little? :-)

where_is_truth: Hey, older men are usually much more attractive, at least to me, than guys my age.


[starting the car to drive to southern Indiana]
 
2008-03-07 03:41:54 PM
coastie: Just to be clear, none of you have a problem with a 22 year old man farking a 14 year old girl? You can't not have a problem with one but the other farking hypocrites!

The majority of men at the age of 22 would jump at the chance to knock the bottom out of a hot 14-year-old if she was willing and nobody would ever find out. Anyone who says otherwise is lying.

Sorry if this doesn't align with your perfect moral illusion, but it's true.
 
2008-03-07 03:42:36 PM
Hands-up, who'd hit it?

powerlineblog.com
 
2008-03-07 03:44:43 PM
vonster: Sorry if anybody already said this but:

14 years old??? In 8th grade????


What's wrong with that? Most kids should turn 14 at some point in 8th grade.
 
2008-03-07 03:45:46 PM
img112.imageshack.us

"Next time I see that Bleeker kid I'm going to punch him in the wiener."
 
2008-03-07 03:46:04 PM
I'm a bit late here but....
i177.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-07 03:46:28 PM
cowsspinach:
My Point is that majority of 30 year old men are alot more emotional mature enough to have sex than a 14 year old boy.



/Thats my point
//now go DIAF


So, what if the 14-year-old farks another 14-year-old? Why is that not illegal?

Hate to break it to you... but sex isn't usually an "emotional" thing. It's just farking. Especially to teenagers. And I still don't get how ignoring an alarm clock correlates to being "emotionally mature."
 
2008-03-07 03:47:02 PM
Prickle27.... you are the man!
 
2008-03-07 03:48:00 PM
jake3988: Holy shiat, they're actually charging the woman with rape? They must've either changed the law or she's in a state that actually prosecutes that.

/Usually women are void from rape.


Yeah, next thing you know they're going to let them vote.

Scooterman: The majority of men at the age of 22 would jump at the chance to knock the bottom out of a hot 14-year-old if she was willing and nobody would ever find out. Anyone who says otherwise is lying.

Sorry if this doesn't align with your perfect moral illusion, but it's true.

Just like the coward who thinks all men are cowards, the rapists thinks all men are rapists.

/what, you think banging hot 14-year-old girls is so difficult that it only happens the small number of times we hear about it?
 
2008-03-07 03:48:43 PM
img228.imageshack.us
 
2008-03-07 03:49:45 PM
You know, as a 14 year old, yes I would've hit it. I would've loved to hit it. To hit it and hit it and hit it some more.

But as a 26 year old, I'm glad I didn't. I'm glad that situation never happened to me. I'm glad that my understanding of sexuality developed with girls of my age, who were just as naive and stupid and eager and nervous as I was. No, seriously. Think about the kind of girl who's 22 years old and hooking up with a 14 year old. Odds are she's manipulative with sexuality, with emotions, with concepts of maturity and power. The kid will probably be all right, but I don't really think it's that envious a situation when looking at it from the perspective of an older person.
 
2008-03-07 03:49:57 PM
I am fairly certain that the 14 year old boy put up one hell of a fight...



To not cum too soon!
 
2008-03-07 03:50:51 PM
stappawho: vonster: Sorry if anybody already said this but:

14 years old??? In 8th grade????

What's wrong with that? Most kids should turn 14 at some point in 8th grade.


Errrrr..... I was a sophomore in high school @ 14.
 
2008-03-07 03:51:23 PM
Polartank13: Polartank13

it looks like it should be on a shirt ... I'm guessing that would be the origin
 
2008-03-07 03:52:45 PM
theoriginalslash: The problem with banging teenagers (this is not from personal experience, just observation) is that they can't keep their farking mouths shut.

Not if you bury them in a remote location when you through. The deeper the grave the quieter they get!
 
2008-03-07 03:53:02 PM
jayrman123: To not cum too soon!

That spelling makes me think maybe you're 14, too.

tunermarty: Errrrr..... I was a sophomore in high school @ 14.

Christ, wasn't that a little young? When the heck did you start driving? Your senior year? That would REALLY suck.
 
2008-03-07 03:53:23 PM
Scooterman: coastie: Just to be clear, none of you have a problem with a 22 year old man farking a 14 year old girl? You can't not have a problem with one but the other farking hypocrites!

The majority of men at the age of 22 would jump at the chance to knock the bottom out of a hot 14-year-old if she was willing and nobody would ever find out. Anyone who says otherwise is lying.

Sorry if this doesn't align with your perfect moral illusion, but it's true.


You sir, are correct.
 
2008-03-07 03:54:40 PM
jynxyu: Link to said device?

This (new window)

ecx.images-amazon.com

They're designed for the hearing-impaired, but work fine for the hearing too (and don't wake/annoy others if you turn off the sound.)
 
2008-03-07 03:55:21 PM
Control_this: Her neck looks very muscular. You sure it's not a man?

/I like muscular necks. I'm just saying I don't like surprises, that's all.


Taylor Hansen or some cousin of the Hansen family.
 
2008-03-07 03:56:00 PM
i201.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-07 03:57:16 PM
strathmeyer:
Just like the coward who thinks all men are cowards, the rapists thinks all men are rapists.


A rapist is somebody who has COMMITTED rape. That doesn't apply to me or (hopefully) anyone else here. See... I made something called a "hypothetical" situation.

Morally speaking... if the girl knows what she's doing, and she WANTS to do it... how is that considered rape? (yes, I know the statutory rape law makes that guy a "rapist"... I personally disagree with the terminology there. "Rape" implies sex against ones will)

What about a retarded 30-year-old? Certainly she is no more mentally mature than a 14-year-old. Is that considered rape?
 
2008-03-07 03:57:32 PM
Belltower, thanks!

Now for a sheet of plywood and some glue. Your very own "Magic Fingers" bed!
 
2008-03-07 03:58:10 PM
where_is_truth: Christ, wasn't that a little young? When the heck did you start driving? Your senior year? That would REALLY suck.

Yup, I too got my license the summer before senior year. If I'd been socially precocious as well as intellectually, though, being 17 and in college dorms would have been sweet.
 
2008-03-07 03:58:36 PM
Scooterman:
So, what if the 14-year-old farks another 14-year-old? Why is that not illegal?


Because society just chalks that up to youthful stupidity and the impulsive nature of young idiots who don't have brains developed enough to resist basic temptation, rather than the manipulation of the naive by the experienced.
 
2008-03-07 03:59:13 PM
Scooterman: What about a retarded 30-year-old? Certainly she is no more mentally mature than a 14-year-old. Is that considered rape?

Actually, I'm pretty sure it is. Seems like there was a Law & Order about that very thing. Which, granted, is not real life, but I'm still pretty sure it is.
 
2008-03-07 03:59:48 PM
Think about the kind of girl who's 22 years old and hooking up with a 14 year old. Odds are she's manipulative with sexuality, with emotions, with concepts of maturity and power.

Jeez, sounds nightmarish.

Thank God it's damn hard to find women like that as an adult male.
 
2008-03-07 03:59:51 PM
BrotherTheodore: Scooterman:
So, what if the 14-year-old farks another 14-year-old? Why is that not illegal?

Because society just chalks that up to youthful stupidity and the impulsive nature of young idiots who don't have brains developed enough to resist basic temptation, rather than the manipulation of the naive by the experienced.


What if you're of age, but have no experience?
 
2008-03-07 04:00:05 PM
cowsspinach = nice boobs

/that is all
 
2008-03-07 04:00:48 PM
RE prickle272008-03-07 03:35:37 PM

Sweet story... no seriously, good for you, I guess, except what if the story had ended, "Her husband walked in on us one day, and got his gun. I got away but he shot her twice and then killed himself. Their kids ended up orphans and it's partly my fault."

Yeah, I know these stories don't always end like that, but just sayin', when you fark around with someone else's spouse, you're asking for a metric ton of trouble. A single chick who's more than twice your age, fine. But a married neighbor? Your dad sounds kinda like an idiot. Sorry. Screwing the hot single neighbor and give the son a thumb's up, OK. Screwing the married one? Stupid. You got off lucky (so to speak). If your story is true. I'm sure someone else will do the "pics or it didn't happen" thing.
 
2008-03-07 04:00:55 PM
DontMakeMeComeBackThere: MacG: You know what, when I was 14 I would have been smart enough to keep my mouth shut and enjoy living the fantasy.

Is there a sexual version of the Internet Tough Guytm? Cuz, I don't think there's a 14-year-old male in existence that wouldn't brag about hittin' that.


Really? Because I was under the impression that pretty much everyone except the first few to lose their virginity realized what colossal asses the first few made of themselves by gossiping like little girls about it.

My friends actually complained that they never knew when I was seeing someone, because I never say anything about it unless I'm actually asked and I never required a steady date to tie herself to me at the waist in public. I was kind of glad to hit adulthood and have that become the standard.

//Also, strathmeyer, I wouldn't be hitting a 14-year-old, or even most 18s. Hard to relate to someone who's never had a real job, and doesn't understand why waiting tables doesn't count as a craft for most people. And if they can't hold my interest in a five-minute conversation, hell if I'd ever sleep with them.
 
2008-03-07 04:01:16 PM
Belltower: Yup, I too got my license the summer before senior year. If I'd been socially precocious as well as intellectually, though, being 17 and in college dorms would have been sweet.

It would have driven me nuts not to have an independent means of getting around for three years of school.

But your case is clearly not the norm, Eggbrain.

/kidding
 
2008-03-07 04:01:16 PM
i145.photobucket.com
 
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