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(STLToday)   Substitute teacher pleads guilty to having sex with the world's luckiest 14-year-old (w/ pic)   (stltoday.com ) divider line
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2008-03-07 10:06:39 AM  
Like the fist of an angry god, I tell you. I have to start checking out the prison pen pal programs.
 
2008-03-07 10:11:31 AM  
I'm a 14 year old student and she's willing?

i45.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-07 10:18:57 AM  
Another one lost to the penal system.
 
2008-03-07 10:24:45 AM  
the entire adult male world open to her, and she picks a 14 year old kid.

Awesome choice.
 
2008-03-07 10:27:19 AM  
Generation_D: the entire adult male world open to her, and she picks a 14 year old kid.

Awesome choice.


To be fair, he looked like he was 16.
 
2008-03-07 10:33:22 AM  
degreeless: Another one lost to the penal penile system.

FTFM
 
2008-03-07 10:34:23 AM  
*sproing*
 
2008-03-07 10:36:35 AM  
Isn't this a repeat? I could swear I saw that same photo in a similar story yesterday.
 
2008-03-07 10:39:25 AM  
You know what, when I was 14 I would have been smart enough to keep my mouth shut and enjoy living the fantasy. Seriously. WTF? I mean, not only is she a hot 22 year old blond, but she's batshiat crazy, too. That's some good luvin, right there.

Now, don't go telling me about the double standard, about how if it was a guy and female student, it'd be wrong. Because of course it would be. He should be shot. She, though, should get a medal. And a monument.
 
2008-03-07 10:46:14 AM  
Trivia Jockey: Isn't this a repeat? I could swear I saw that same photo in a similar story yesterday.

Thus, the 'follow-up' tag.
 
2008-03-07 10:49:15 AM  
FTFA: Senn-Thomas Middle School in Herculaneum

Wasn't that town destroyed by a volcano... like a long time ago?
 
2008-03-07 10:51:16 AM  
MacG: not only is she a hot 22 year old blond, but she's batshiat crazy, too.

She probably got a little too batshiat crazy - no matter how hot she is, somewhere there's a guy sick of her shiat.
 
2008-03-07 10:54:16 AM  
Pic isn't showing up for me...

/little red x
 
2008-03-07 10:54:33 AM  
img408.imageshack.us


homina homina homina...
 
2008-03-07 10:55:36 AM  
images.stltoday.com

Her neck looks very muscular. You sure it's not a man?

/I like muscular necks. I'm just saying I don't like surprises, that's all.
 
2008-03-07 11:13:27 AM  
Control_this: Her neck looks very muscular. You sure it's not a man?

/I like muscular necks. I'm just saying I don't like surprises, that's all.


It's probably from giving so much head.
 
2008-03-07 11:16:48 AM  
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice...
 
2008-03-07 11:21:39 AM  
Jim Morris, a spokesman for the Department of Elementary and Secondary Education, said Engelbach did not renew her substitute teaching certificate for the 2007-2008 school year

Duh...

I live a few miles from there. Think I'll do some community service at the women's prsion.
 
2008-03-07 11:47:26 AM  
ozone: It's probably from giving so much head.

Duh! Why else would I say I like muscular necks? You think I'm into rasslin women bodybuilders?
 
2008-03-07 12:15:16 PM  
Ninja_Pancakes: Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzUD2Ulam5I
 
2008-03-07 01:10:18 PM  
MacG: You know what, when I was 14 I would have been smart enough to keep my mouth shut and enjoy living the fantasy. Seriously. WTF? I mean, not only is she a hot 22 year old blond, but she's batshiat crazy, too. That's some good luvin, right there.

Now, don't go telling me about the double standard, about how if it was a guy and female student, it'd be wrong. Because of course it would be. He should be shot. She, though, should get a medal. And a monument.


As a kid, this would be the absolute best situation ever. Get it for a long as you want, and when you are done just call the cops. No worry about how to break up or anything like that.
 
TSD [TotalFark]
2008-03-07 01:24:13 PM  
i41.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-07 01:31:16 PM  
ozone: It's probably from giving so much head.

Giving props where due.
i149.photobucket.com

 
2008-03-07 01:40:08 PM  
Polartank13: Giving props where due.

Wow - most awesome picture I've seen all day.
 
2008-03-07 01:41:10 PM  
I would learn to perform oral sex on her.
 
2008-03-07 01:41:25 PM  
i'd take a look at her handout
 
2008-03-07 01:41:46 PM  
ozone: It's probably from giving so much head.

Took a few but thread over with that one.

One packaged internets ready for delivery.
 
2008-03-07 01:42:27 PM  
As the mom of a teenage boy, I don't care how cute she is--hands off. I want him grown, college-educated, and married before he gets to making babies.
 
2008-03-07 01:42:29 PM  
ozone: Control_this: Her neck looks very muscular. You sure it's not a man?

/I like muscular necks. I'm just saying I don't like surprises, that's all.

It's probably from fighting against the hand on the back of her neck while giving so much head.


There you go. That's better.
 
2008-03-07 01:42:43 PM  
I'd like to say that stuff like this is the reason I love double standards...

/would hit it, quit, then hit it again for good measure
 
2008-03-07 01:43:08 PM  
very, very nice
 
2008-03-07 01:43:22 PM  
pics.livejournal.com
 
2008-03-07 01:43:24 PM  
MacG: She, though, should get a medal. And a monument.

I've just erected one...
 
2008-03-07 01:43:51 PM  
i145.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-07 01:44:05 PM  
Do. Not. Want.

/Swede
 
2008-03-07 01:44:28 PM  
Catsmeow: As the mom of a teenage boy, I don't care how cute she is--hands off. I want him grown, college-educated, and married before he gets to making babies.

So oral and anal are still okay then?
 
2008-03-07 01:44:32 PM  
DaWormyPimpsta: Generation_D: the entire adult male world open to her, and she picks a 14 year old kid.

Awesome choice.

To be fair, he looked like he was 16.


Whoa! Isn't 14 the new 18 or 21?
 
2008-03-07 01:45:01 PM  
img147.imageshack.us
 
2008-03-07 01:45:07 PM  
Way to go, Kid!!!
 
2008-03-07 01:45:12 PM  
I hate my childhood. This never happened to me....
 
2008-03-07 01:45:17 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-07 01:46:11 PM  
i145.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-07 01:46:18 PM  
Fark A3

Nice plate. I was riding in my gf's car a couple weeks ago and came across a plate that was "Moran 1"...I took a picture with my cameraphone but couldn't really see the plate. I was disappointed.
 
2008-03-07 01:46:35 PM  
I go to Herculaneum High School [in the same district at Senn-Thomas], so I'm *really* getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2008-03-07 01:46:51 PM  
Catsmeow Quote 2008-03-07 01:42:27 PM
As the mom of a teenage boy, I don't care how cute she is--hands off. I want him grown, college-educated, and married before he gets to making babies.


As a former teenage boy, I thank God that what my Mom wanted for me didn't come to pass.
 
2008-03-07 01:47:16 PM  
Obviously, I meant the same district as Senn Thomas.
 
2008-03-07 01:47:27 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-07 01:47:38 PM  
Blues_X: homina homina homina...

Bang! Zoom!
 
2008-03-07 01:47:55 PM  
Lucky bastard. I'd hit that hard, then I'd hit it again and again and again.
 
2008-03-07 01:48:07 PM  
Control_this

Her neck looks very muscular. You sure it's not a man?

Years of auto erotic asphyxiation will do this to a woman.

so I have heard.
 
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