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(Some Guy)   Lonely attractive inmates in the USA seek penpals   ( divider line
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180 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Nov 2002 at 7:55 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-11-03 09:10:43 PM  
If the chick is BI, and she's locked up with other women then what the dark is the prob?
2002-11-03 09:13:15 PM  
If she's the only bi chick there, I can see a prob. And I believe most prisons "official" policy is that sex is forbidden between inmates. Now I know what actually happens is a little bit different than the official policy, but some places may be stricter than others.
2002-11-03 09:13:16 PM  
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I'm very disturbed by this...
2002-11-03 09:13:53 PM  

HSD= Has Social Disease
2002-11-03 09:15:08 PM  
I can't believe noone has yet noticed that about half of these chicks are in a Texan prison.
2002-11-03 09:19:20 PM  
Well I am wondering how tey can claim to be intelligent yet they are in prison.

Still here's to Heather, wowza daddy like.
2002-11-03 09:19:49 PM  
11-03-02 09:02:22 PM Penance

Oh really ho?
2002-11-03 09:19:59 PM  
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This one has a composite sketch.
2002-11-03 09:20:55 PM  
And I know I know it's they
2002-11-03 09:30:19 PM  
where do they get these photos taken..and I think that one of them is Sweater Girl..not sure though.
2002-11-03 09:31:24 PM  
Nice try Tarvuz
I mean Hansonswine

My photos are pay per view only.
2002-11-03 09:32:08 PM  
"I am in search of a great man and I enjoy to be pampered and spoiled. I am compassionate and very loving. I look forward to finding new friends."

-I wonder if the cops have found her old friends yet?
2002-11-03 09:32:12 PM  
2002-11-03 09:34:07 PM  
Hey! She's agnastic!
2002-11-03 09:34:36 PM  
let's try this again
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2002-11-03 09:36:58 PM  
This one was just released a little while ago:
2002-11-03 09:37:35 PM  
Oh, damn... can't remember the HTML Code.

Just copy and paste link:
2002-11-03 09:40:36 PM  
Mtman900, I think I found your poison cookie baker:

Education: Culinary Arts Graduate
Occupation: Culinary Arts Asst.
2002-11-03 09:42:51 PM  
-Penance your are an ass...
2002-11-03 09:55:24 PM  
Amigajoe, do you know me? If you aren't sure then you obviously don't, but your name is similar to a friend of mines.
2002-11-03 09:59:41 PM  
It's always the smallest spiders that have the most lethal bites...
2002-11-03 10:00:09 PM  
Occupation before prison: Management, exotic dancing 

2002-11-03 10:00:45 PM  
i love these threads
2002-11-03 10:02:27 PM  
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oh my god. bisexual? picture that in your head.
please shoot me now.
2002-11-03 10:08:09 PM  
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now improved

2002-11-03 10:12:36 PM  

What if you were trapped inside a prison full of horny, ugly women....?
2002-11-03 10:17:29 PM  
more like penitentiary pals...
2002-11-03 10:27:29 PM  
This site is a rip-off, albeit better, of Prison Pen Pals.. Damn those big house pen pal thiefs..
2002-11-03 10:31:18 PM  
Ok, why are ALL the females listed in the 'bisexual females' category? I see a stereotype lawsuit comin'.
2002-11-03 10:32:00 PM  
Check out the resumes of the first 2 in the 50-60 category... PHD and accountant... There is hope yet we'll get Phil Graham's wife ( ex-Enron BOD ) in to jail.

They would make good company for Martha also.
2002-11-03 10:36:17 PM  
Okay, it's not better than Prison Pen Pals after all.. I didn't realize Meet-An_Inmate charges for contact information..

Viewing public records and finding names, photos & prison addresses and selling them to people online .. Why didn't I think of that before..? I'd be rich enough to afford a stamp to write an inmate by now..
2002-11-03 11:12:25 PM  
I'd hit it twice.

As I have a couple minutes to waste.
2002-11-03 11:41:59 PM  
this is what a fark thread should read like...
2002-11-03 11:55:40 PM  
Some comedy gold here guys....heehee
2002-11-04 12:00:21 AM  
Well, they ALL seem to have "got ree-li-jen" since their incarceration.

Acutally, it's all pretty sad..unless you read this stuff in the spirit of FARK.
2002-11-04 12:01:29 AM  
she is a she?!
2002-11-04 12:09:40 AM

Say, she looks kinda like a certain skanky pop tart named Christina...hmm...her sista perhaps.
2002-11-04 12:20:38 AM  
It took looking at this pic 4 times before I realized that isn't a third pic of just her waist.

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She's a cutie though. I wonder what she'll look like when she gets out IN 12 YEARS.
2002-11-04 12:27:31 AM  
This fulfills that fantasy I've had ever since I watched all those female prison flicks on HBO back in the early nineties when I was a kid....

When they have gang fights, they just have sex instead right?...RIGHT???
2002-11-04 12:28:28 AM  
I can't decide which one to write to first.
2002-11-04 12:37:35 AM  
[still waiting for a pen-pal]

2002-11-04 12:37:51 AM  
A friend and I found a guy on one of these prison penpal sites. We know that he is in for trying to kill his second wife and child. He did kill his first wife, who was a friend of my friend. He met both wives through personals ads. Now he is looking for a woman via the internet as he rots in prison... scary. They are not all in for lifting vanilla extract.
2002-11-04 12:47:22 AM  
Goto say,, i love how at the bottom it's just like internet shopping,, they even have add to shopping cart ;)
2002-11-04 12:51:35 AM  
"Female addresses are $3.00 each, while the male inmate addresses are free. "

Must be a whole lota male's out there that like kinky sex.
2002-11-04 01:13:32 AM  
If any of you Farkettes out there are thinking of a career in exotic dancing, I'd forget it, 'cause it seems like a precursor to prison.
2002-11-04 01:19:59 AM  
I actually know that Amanda chick on the bisexuals page. She wen't to my highschool and is farking hot. She went to jail for posession of LSD. Which is amusing since she got kicked out of school for the same thing when she lived in KY. My friend and I acutally were obsessed with her and called her "acid queen" .... farked up
2002-11-04 01:41:51 AM  
The only friend I knew that went to prison took the easy way out, and hung himself in his cell one night. He turned crazy and killed a lady he didn't know, after spending his 3 years in Korea.
2002-11-04 02:53:32 AM
has been around since 1997 at least.
There DO seem to be alot of GED gals. Your momma warned you...STAY IN SCHOOL!
2002-11-04 03:56:52 AM  
I have all of my teeth and they are straight.
2002-11-04 03:58:43 AM  
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I have all of my teeth and they are straight.
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