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(Some Guy)   One-armed high-school basketball player   (huggingharoldreynolds.blogspot.com) divider line 26
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4038 clicks; posted to Video » on 06 Mar 2008 at 9:07 PM (7 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2008-03-06 09:12:09 PM  
What is the sound of a one-armed basketball player clapping?
 
2008-03-06 09:13:01 PM  
At least this didn't get the HERO tag this time around...

Seriously, that shiat was annoying...
 
2008-03-06 09:14:14 PM  
Bet he has a lot of turnovers...
 
2008-03-06 09:17:35 PM  
yes, but can he play the drums?
 
2008-03-06 09:18:32 PM  
Shoot the J, shoot it!
 
2008-03-06 09:32:05 PM  
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Doesn't Care
 
2008-03-06 10:16:24 PM  
I bet I can guess which hand he jerks off with.
 
2008-03-06 10:17:46 PM  
Playing against a one armed man is like playing against a woman.

If you win, people think you're a douche and say "Wow, you beat a one armed guy"

If you lose, people think you suck and say, "Wow, you got beat by a one armed guy".

I hate that.
 
2008-03-06 10:26:04 PM  
rudy RUDY RUDY!
 
2008-03-06 10:33:30 PM  
I'd like to see him play with one arm tied behind his back.
 
2008-03-06 10:38:58 PM  
Force him to go right!
 
2008-03-06 10:49:52 PM  
For some reason I felt so bad for him that he had to jack off with his left hand.
 
2008-03-06 11:19:44 PM  
If you had an arm chopped off, and you asked the doctors to reattach it - to the end of your other arm - there's nothing in the rule book that says you can't play basketball.
 
2008-03-06 11:37:40 PM  
Dear Jerk

Win.

/New keyboard, etc.
 
2008-03-07 12:04:49 AM  
Are we to assume he hasn't been called for a double dribble?
 
2008-03-07 12:31:06 AM  
alacy52: Force him to go right!

THIS

/the guy has NO crossover
 
2008-03-07 12:49:08 AM  
My brother lost his arm last week so I'm not getting a kick out of these replies.

/really happened
//not offended though
 
2008-03-07 12:53:09 AM  
So I'm the only one that hummed this to "One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater?". It doesn't quite fit, but it's close enough.
 
2008-03-07 12:55:16 AM  
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2008-03-07 01:33:14 AM  
Jerry Garcia: My brother lost his arm last week so I'm not getting a kick out of these replies.

/really happened
//not offended though


i don't know if i should laugh, cry, or go masturbate to asian transvestite pornography
 
2008-03-07 02:01:18 AM  
I went to school with a 7'3" kid who played basketball/volleyball. He had an arm up to his elbow on his right arm. Now he plays on the Canadian mens disabled volleyball team. Awesome kid, Greg Stewart.
 
2008-03-07 03:14:06 AM  
This must throw opposing players for a loop. That's the only thing I can come up with to understand how you can't devastate a one-armed player. He has no crossover, he can't guard you on one side, you can roll right past him...

There are just so many things you need the second hand for, plus he pretty much carries the ball when he does anything other than setup for a jump shot...but I guess the refs let it slide because hey, he's a cripple. Time the kid learned how to play by the real rules.
 
2008-03-07 07:59:48 AM  
I was expecting another basketball player with a gun, guess I was the only one.
 
2008-03-07 11:26:49 AM  
that guy is better with one arm than i am with six
 
2008-03-07 12:14:08 PM  
TheDuderino: Jerry Garcia: My brother lost his arm last week so I'm not getting a kick out of these replies.

/really happened
//not offended though

i don't know if i should laugh, cry, or go masturbate to asian transvestite pornography



Well if you start with the asian transvestite porn, you could end up doing all three.
 
2008-03-07 02:28:58 PM  
I'd like to see a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
*ducks*
 
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