You know, when a couple of simple European history enthusiasts are persecuted for reenacting the Diet of Worms, nobody is truly free.

Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges.

Oh how I don't miss the days of restaurant work.

I lost any faith that I had left in humanity.

One place I worked had an all you can eat special. We had this huge guy come in and he would eat till he couldn't eat anymore and then he would go hurl in the parking lot and come back for more.

Gahhh

"I got worms"

"Pardon me?"

"The store, thats what we're gonna call it, I got worms"

Probably would have made the Crispy Orange Chicken Bowl taste better.

I never go anywhere without my backpack of roaches.

Haha, Applebee... reputation... lol

They must be awful used to getting free meals if they were relaxed enough to forget her purse.

charged with conversion? Yikes! that's kind of a silly name for it, but i guess i get it.

/psst... i see you gotta gallon of gas, there. I could, um, let you know how many litres that is...for a price! shhhh...

I guess that opened up a can o' worms...

Are there any pics of this couple? I'm building a metal picture and I suspect my image of them is not much different.

What morans!! If you're going to try for a free meal, why not go to some place more swanky. Although, they probably wouldn't be able to wear sweat pants!

Hipchewy1: One place I worked had an all you can eat special. We had this huge guy come in and he would eat till he couldn't eat anymore and then he would go hurl in the parking lot and come back for more.

Gahhh

Great, now I need to puke too.

Wow, ripping off an Applebee's. That's definitely hitting rock bottom. I think I'd prefer it if my kid held up a convenience store at gunpoint, at least that wins some sympathy points for desperation.

I was really pissed at Applebee's the last time I went. All of their meals were tiny for the price they charged ($13-16 for a very small chicken breast or piece of fish w/rice). I ordered a soup to make up for it, and they brought me this tiny little bowl the size of a teacup with lukewarm watered-down soup in it for $2.99. We saw the people next to us get their desserts, which consisted of chocolate pudding in a shot glass. Almost makes me want to side with maggot-lady.

Iron Maiden: Are there any pics of this couple? I'm building a metal picture and I suspect my image of them is not much different.

What morans!! If you're going to try for a free meal, why not go to some place more swanky. Although, they probably wouldn't be able to wear sweat pants!

I tried looking them up on myspace but it's a no go

Iron Maiden: Are there any pics of this couple? I'm building a metal picture and I suspect my image of them is not much different.

But Vance left behind her purse, with a plastic container of maggot-like bee moth worms inside when she and Egnatz left.

During the ride to the police station, Vance told police she was at the restaurant with Egnatz, but he had planted the worms.

yeah, and then he dumped them in her purse. i think whatever relationship these two had going is pretty much shot.

FTA During the ride to the police station, Vance told police she was at the restaurant with Egnatz, but he had planted the worms.

Typical woman blaming the man. His worms ended up in her purse?

phlegmmo
Well, that's better than a colostomy bag of worms.

I actually work for the company that owns that Applebees in Schererville. Someone told me about that today at work. Had no idea it had made it to FARK. Woo hoo!

\I'm glad the GM called 5-0
\\Could have been bad for us

Iron Maiden: Are there any pics of this couple? I'm building a metal picture and I suspect my image of them is not much different.

What morans!! If you're going to try for a free meal, why not go to some place more swanky. Although, they probably wouldn't be able to wear sweat pants!

I've been reading comments here for months, and I can't tell: When a person spells morons incorrectly, are they kidding or are they really morons?

ylocks40:
I've been reading comments here for months, and I can't tell: When a person spells morons incorrectly, are they kidding or are they really morons?

It's a Fark cliche. Based on this:

waiter... there's a dead guy in my soup.

Applebee's should hang on to those worms. They may improve the flavor a bit.

Melgania: ylocks40:
I've been reading comments here for months, and I can't tell: When a person spells morons incorrectly, are they kidding or are they really morons?

It's a Fark cliche. Based on this:

Thanks. I've seen the pic many many times. I love it! It just seemed like in some cases, the posters really thought that was the correct spelling.

I read about this in the Post Tribune today (the only bigger story was the Police Chief and Dep Chief in Gary, getting indicted) and they had a picture.

Oh yes, the picture of s worthy of Fark. I didn't RTFA, but I do know the couple lived in a hotel.

ylocks40:
Thanks. I've seen the pic many many times. I love it! It just seemed like in some cases, the posters really thought that was the correct spelling.

Yeah, that's how it's used.

The funniest thing is when you get a flamewar, and a Farker calls a newer Farker a moran, and the newer Farker who doesn't know of the cliche gets all uppity about how the other guy is an idiot for not knowing how to spell his insults.

Always gives me a chuckle. One of the many funky little quirks you see on Fark.

A friend and I were on our way to Tahoe and stopped for dinner at a pleasant looking place on the way. It wasn't a chain. As my friend was about to place a forkload of salad in her mouth, I pointed out the caterpillar crawling on a lettuce leaf. We took it as evidence of freshness and a lack of pesticides. We pointed out the bit of extra protein to our waitress and asked for replacements. The replacements arrived quickly and they comped us our salads and desserts. It provided a good laugh.

ylocks40: Melgania: ylocks40:
I've been reading comments here for months, and I can't tell: When a person spells morons incorrectly, are they kidding or are they really morons?

It's a Fark cliche. Based on this:

Thanks. I've seen the pic many many times. I love it! It just seemed like in some cases, the posters really thought that was the correct spelling.

You maron!

I looked up "conversion" on the wikis and got a bunch of legal gobbledygook. All kinds of shiat about torts, chattels, etc. A few examples were given but I still couldn't figure out how falsely declaring restaurant food as inedible fits. Can any of you legal types explain what they are actually getting at and how it would apply here?

Just curious.

Him: Ha ha, how did you like your free $57 meal baby?

Her: Great, thanks. You'll make a great father and husband.

Him: Did you at least leave a good tip?

Her: Yep, left my purse with the rest of the worms.

Him: D'oh!

/what a pair of morans

What a maroon.