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2008-03-06 11:38:26 AM
mrtron: poot_rootbeer: You either died of alcohol poisoning that night, or you weigh 600 pounds. Or someone's been misremembering the amount of alcohol that you consumed.

Haha...or not.

If it was 8 triple shots, he basically had 8 shots of 151 and 8 shots of jager in an hour. I had a few roommates in university that could easily do that in an hour, while pounding beers.


It was 8 triple shots. I might be misrepresenting the time but I remember leaving the bar, and seeing the cab outside. The next I remember was waking up the next day sometime late in the afternoon. The ride home and getting up 3 flights of stairs is still a mystery.
 
2008-03-06 11:38:38 AM
Shoopty Shoo The Precious Mango Man: Since then, just the smell of it makes me physically puke.

Everclear doesn't really have a smell. Just a "burning sensation"
 
2008-03-06 11:38:44 AM
Jack, Johnny, Jim = 3 Wise Men
Jack, Johnny, Jim, Jose = Four Horsemen
Jack, Johnny, Jim, Jose, Wild Turkey = 3 Wise Men on a Mexican Hunting Trip
 
2008-03-06 11:39:04 AM
I'm also glad to see the Cement Mixer made the list. I remember a sour chocolatey taste. I had one of those during a trip to WVU in a bar prior to turning 21, at a time when I should've stopped drinking earlier. For some reason or another, I didn't puke, but that night (till afternoon the following day) easily earned it's position as one of the top 5 drunkest experiences of my life.
 
2008-03-06 11:39:31 AM
My favorite party shot is The Bloody Brain, which is sort of like the abortion except you use vodka. Add enough Baileys and grenadine to a tall shot glass and it takes just like a cherry cordial. Yum.

The trick is you very slowly and carefully pour the Baileys into the glass off a spoon. I'd gotten really good forming miniature brains (brain stems and all), and there's nothing like the warm glow you get from a room full of drunks ooohing and aaahing at your talent.
 
2008-03-06 11:39:39 AM
No V&V's? Vodka n' Vinegar?

Jim Shorts would be disappointed.
/too obscure?
 
2008-03-06 11:39:47 AM
RobThomas PowerHour: I believe that considering the fact it is now Thursday, we should have a follow-up thread on Monday. I know all of you Farkers (including me!) will try at least one of them. I want stories and comments dammit! who's with me

Drop dead. I'm sticking with my Glenfiddich.
 
2008-03-06 11:39:52 AM
degreeless: 1/2 oz Jägermeister
1/2 oz Rumple Minze

Pound 4 of these in a row, and puking is almost guaranteed.


I've alternated those as shots. Never at the same time though.

/Rumplminz is good when pounding shots with a date. Even if you throw up, you still have minty fresh breath...
 
2008-03-06 11:40:06 AM
prazerdl: My wife's aunt makes her Bloody Marys with clamato, gin, horseradish and tabasco. That's one of many reasons I don't care for her.

Blech. Clamato is horrid stuff.

Don't get me wrong, I like clams. Fried clams, clam chowder, good stuff. But not in my drinks.

One of my best friends (despite the following fact), likes drinking what he calls "Bloody Beer" when we go out. Bud light with clamato in it. a little bloody mary mix if the place doesn't have clamato. It's absolutely foul and if I believed in souls or hell, I'd say that his would languish there for liking that stuff. I don't, though. [shrug]
 
2008-03-06 11:40:23 AM
Nearly shot pee out of my nose when I read "Smoker's Cough".
 
2008-03-06 11:40:36 AM
prazerdl: Dump a full ashtray into a glass of sake.

Ta da! The Hiroshima!


thats funny shiat right there.....
 
2008-03-06 11:40:44 AM
RobThomas PowerHour: I believe that considering the fact it is now Thursday, we should have a follow-up thread on Monday. I know all of you Farkers (including me!) will try at least one of them. I want stories and comments dammit! who's with me

DMN Straight. Someone post a FOLLOWUP tag on Monday Morning (cuz we know we will not be in any shape to post it Sunday).
 
2008-03-06 11:40:49 AM
Baby Guinness: Kalhua topped off with Bailey's

Goldschlager + Tabasco Sauce

Soco + Lime

om nom nom nom
 
2008-03-06 11:40:58 AM
All I know is that if you go out, and you aren't old enough to drink. PLEASE be smart enough to get your fake ID picture taken without your GF there.

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My favorite shot...The Screaming nazi....rumplemintz, Jager, Goldschlager.
 
2008-03-06 11:41:07 AM
I don't do shots, but out of the few I've tried, Jaegerbombs are okay, even though I hate RedBull (takes like piss and applejuice) and Jaeger on their own, but for some reason a + b = Ok.
 
2008-03-06 11:41:26 AM
It's not a shot, but this is the grossest legit drink (meaning made of only things you actually drink) I've ever tasted.

4oz gin
2oz vodka
splash of grenadine
fill the rest of the glass with sprite

Tastes like Pine-Sol.

I guess it could be scaled down to shot size.

/Would not recommend it
 
2008-03-06 11:42:01 AM
No love for the Mach 5? 151 Proof Rum, Crown Royal, Goldschlager, Jagermeister, Rumple Minze...it's dag nasty but it's an instant buzz.
 
2008-03-06 11:42:21 AM
hprotagonist: alright assholes, get it right.

a 4 horsemen is as follows:

Jim
Jack
Johnny
(their mexican brother) Jose.

All other permutations of alcohols are incorrect.


Came to say that. Mighty rough drink, also.
 
2008-03-06 11:42:23 AM
Whoever comes up with the names for these drinks are all full of WIN!
 
2008-03-06 11:42:34 AM
HappyFarker: It was 8 triple shots. I might be misrepresenting the time but I remember leaving the bar, and seeing the cab outside. The next I remember was waking up the next day sometime late in the afternoon. The ride home and getting up 3 flights of stairs is still a mystery.

Right, 8 triple shots. So each shot contains 1 oz of 151, and 1 oz of jager, and 1 of that mint shiat we can ignore. Unless this was a pint glass half-filled up with 3 shots of 151, jager and mint shiat.
So, 8 oz of 151, 8 oz of jager total.

Which in an hour is still a lot of booze. I wouldn't be able to drink that today in an hour.
 
2008-03-06 11:42:40 AM
If you use a napkin to do the "Bloody Tampon", you're a pussy. Also it's supposed to be tequila and tabasco.
 
2008-03-06 11:43:40 AM
hockeyfarker: If you use a napkin to do the "Bloody Tampon", you're a pussy.


I hope that was unintentional.
 
2008-03-06 11:44:39 AM
ChadM89: there's a lot of people that tequila does something strange too. Whatever it is, I find it best to avoid it completely.

I'm one of these. It doesn't make me violent or anything, just rattles my guts and makes me immediately wish I didn't drink it.
 
2008-03-06 11:45:18 AM
My worst night drinking, back when I was an alcohol noob, involved lots and lots of Manchurian Candidates: shot of vodka, dash of soy sauce.

Just the thought of that combo makes me throw up in my mouth a little...
 
2008-03-06 11:45:23 AM
xxBirdMadGirlxx:
The worst shot I've personally experienced was some heathen mixture of Jim Beam and Mt. Dew that I don't think even had an official name. The best is a Welsh Dragon.



I have an old high school friend whose drink of choice is Mt. Dew and Jim Beam on the rocks.

He calls it a 'Hellraiser'.
 
2008-03-06 11:45:34 AM
Dear Lord, you people are sick. What is this, hazing night at the college bar or something? Tequila is a girl's best friend. I can drink it straight all night long and be up and cleaning house at 7 am. Add anything else and I'm worthless for two days. When you're old, like me, you will find that one beverage that just "does it" for you. It's kinda like getting married. All of the debauchery, none of the guilt and headache. It's a beautiful thing.
 
2008-03-06 11:45:46 AM
One you see around here is called the Prairie Fire. It's 151 and Tabasco sauce (not sure on the ratio). I'd never touch one, sounds like bad times the next morning. Interesting thing is one of my roommates would drink these voluntarily. He'd often start off the night with one. Crazy guy :P.
 
2008-03-06 11:46:03 AM
When my bar was slow, we used to write the names of all kinds of liquor and mixers on strips of paper, and draw three slips out of a hat. You would then have to drink a shot with those three ingredients.

the worst I remember was Chartuese, Baileys and tobasco!
 
2008-03-06 11:46:06 AM
I have a tradition that started once during a hurried last day of a move. The last room ended up being the kitchen, and the last area of the kitchen ended up containing the booze, and there really wasn't much room left in the box I was packing, and I had about 14 bottles, many of them with less than around 3 oz. of booze in them. One of the bottles was a very large plastic vodka bottle with maybe 20 oz. still in it and I thought that since vodka is cheap that I'd pour all the other bottles into it. So the bottle got to a little over halfway full of a combo of some of the nastiest combinations. Well, when we reached our new place we had a party and to christen the event we all took shots from that nasty bottle, so it's now our tradition each time we move to pour the almost-dead bottles into that one and take shots of it at the new place (tho we haven't moved in years, so now we just torture guests with it).

It's currently a kinda brownish purple. YUM!
 
2008-03-06 11:46:25 AM
Jim, Jack and Johnny are the Three Wise Men.

Add Jose and it becomes the Four Horsemen.

Jager still ranks as the worst drink in the world for me. One sip=instant puke.

No thank you.
 
2008-03-06 11:46:38 AM
NASAM:
This is the one that sent me over the edge on my 21st Birthday. I puked immediately in the trash can at the waitresses station.

It was known as a "252" however. Never heard Gorilla's Puke.



I've always known this as a "252" as well. That was the first drink of my 21st birthday (the wonderful bartender even made it a double). They actually followed that one up with a 4 horsemen soon afterward (such lovely friends I have). After the 252, though, I was incapable of tasting anything for the rest of the night.
 
2008-03-06 11:46:39 AM
GoDawgs!: TFA is worth reading for the YouTube link (new window) alone.

Douchetastic!


someones comment from that vid:
"What's really hilarious is that his friend tries to pour the fire out by dousing his back with shiatty beer! Fission mailed!"

"Fission mailed"...
been there....
 
2008-03-06 11:46:45 AM
PacManDreaming: "14) Gorilla's Puke

If the name doesn't give it away, I don't know what will. Also known as 152, this drink will surely have you puking at the end of the night.

* ¾ oz. Bacardi 151
* ¾ oz. Wild Turkey Bourbon Whiskey"

We always called this one a Gorilla Fart. Mainly because after you drank it, the expression you made causes onlookers think a gorilla just ripped a greasy one right in your face.


We always called it a "252" because we used 151 rum and Wild Turkey 101. 151 + 101 != 152.

/it's really not bad at all. don't know how it made this list.
 
2008-03-06 11:47:12 AM
Oh man, why did I read this right before lunch?
 
2008-03-06 11:47:12 AM
Tad Sexington Liquid Cocaine - 50/50 Jager and Goldshlager

Baaad Memories. Bad bad bad!
 
2008-03-06 11:47:19 AM
Or you could just felch a dead gay rhino.
 
2008-03-06 11:47:20 AM
ScaliaDissenting: These are stupid. There's no need for mixing all these garbage spirts.

Chilled Patron Silver: Best shot evar!!!!


yup, 3 and the night is forgotten!
 
2008-03-06 11:47:25 AM
RugbyJeeves: I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when they all actually tried these.

Would hate to be the cleaning crew that came in at the end of the night.
 
2008-03-06 11:47:51 AM
I don't see how adding mayo and tuna and shiat is even a legitimate way to make a 'GROSS SHOT', I mean, I could shiat/bleed/piss into a cup and pour some Everclear on it, but that doesn't mean it's a legitimate shot... or that anyone would ever touch it. Oh, how about this! Let's put two scoops of Crisco and spaghetti sauce in a cup and pour some Jag in there. LOL! LOL! It's the FATTY DEER CARCASS!

This article tries too hard to be gross/cool. It's like the kid that would eat shiat off the floor for attention in kindergarten.
 
2008-03-06 11:48:01 AM
elev8meL8r: I'm one of these. It doesn't make me violent or anything, just rattles my guts and makes me immediately wish I didn't drink it.

That really sucks, and definitely grounds to avoid it.

But for some percentage of the population (and I think it's mostly a caucasian thing), maybe an errant gene or something, drinking straight tequila transforms us into violent pricks. I'm never, ever violent, even while drunk, unless I shoot tequila. It's like a Jeckle & Hyde effect. I've heard the same from too many people in too many places for it to be some weird coincidence. There's definitely something chemical going on.
 
2008-03-06 11:48:04 AM
When I worked as a cocktail waitress in college the "Afterbirth" was popular:

Equal amounts

Grenadine
Vodka
Cream

It didn't taste as bad as it looked, but it was disgusting!
 
2008-03-06 11:48:12 AM
Shoopty Shoo The Precious Mango Man: This (doesn't) bring up memories.

Back when I was a dumb freshman, I did not know that liquor takes a while to affect you, so you weren't supposed to do a million in a setting. Well, I pregamed some random party and decided to so some warm ups. So I went to my friends liquor cabinet and grabbed whatever was closest to me, poured four shots, and downed them all straight.


It was Everclear.


I took those shots at 9:00 PM. However, I blacked out so hard later on that I can't remember what happened from 4:00 PM on (my friends filled me in on the details. I woke up the next day arouns 3 in the afternoon where - after I was thankfully dragged back to my dorm - apparently Jackson Pollock had an exhibition on my walls and floor.

Since then, just the smell of it makes me physically puke.

/loves me some Yagabaums and Snickers
//it really tastes like a Snickers bar


So what, now you're a dumb sophomore?
 
2008-03-06 11:48:20 AM
ahwahoo2006: Although gross, consistency-wise, abortion shots are quite delicious.

Back in the day it was called a brain tumor (and we used strawberry schnapps, it worked better at keeping the Baileys in one clump for some reason).
 
2008-03-06 11:48:46 AM
NOLAhd: They have the ingredients for the Bloody Tampon as follows:

½ oz. Tomato juice
1 oz. Vodka

Check me if I'm wrong, but isn't that a Bloody Mary in a shot glass? OK, the napkin thing is a little weird and a lot stupid, but it's still just a Bloody Mary.


You're totally wrong. A bloody mary also has Worchescher(sp) sauce, celery salt, tobasco, pepper, and garnish.
 
2008-03-06 11:48:50 AM
15) Bloody Tampon

Where did they come up with the name, you ask? I have no idea, perhaps its the napkin you're supposed to suck on before taking the shot... either way, it makes it even more disgusting.


Don't you have to have a second option to have an "either way"?
 
2008-03-06 11:49:04 AM
pizdaus.com
 
2008-03-06 11:49:31 AM
wax66: I have a tradition that started once during a hurried last day of a move. The last room ended up being the kitchen, and the last area of the kitchen ended up containing the booze, and there really wasn't much room left in the box I was packing, and I had about 14 bottles, many of them with less than around 3 oz. of booze in them. One of the bottles was a very large plastic vodka bottle with maybe 20 oz. still in it and I thought that since vodka is cheap that I'd pour all the other bottles into it. So the bottle got to a little over halfway full of a combo of some of the nastiest combinations. Well, when we reached our new place we had a party and to christen the event we all took shots from that nasty bottle, so it's now our tradition each time we move to pour the almost-dead bottles into that one and take shots of it at the new place (tho we haven't moved in years, so now we just torture guests with it).

It's currently a kinda brownish purple. YUM!


Haha. That's they way we'd drink when I was a freshman in HS. We'd all steal a little bit of liquor from each bottle in our parents liquor cabinets, you know, just enough so not to be noticed.

Made for some pretty nasty concoctions.
 
2008-03-06 11:50:03 AM
Whiskey awful

1 shot whisky/whiskey
1 cigarette

smoke cigarette, throw butt into shot of whiskey, drink

/and cry
//invention of a friend
 
2008-03-06 11:50:10 AM
hprotagonist
alright assholes, get it right.

a 4 horsemen is as follows:

Jim
Jack
Johnny
(their mexican brother) Jose.

All other permutations of alcohols are incorrect.


This, there definitely no jager in a 4 horsemen.
 
2008-03-06 11:50:22 AM
HappyFarker: One night I had 8 TRIPLE shots of Liquid Cocaine. Its been 20 years and still half the night is a blur. Might I also mention, those triple shots, in a rock glass, were done within an hour.

Equal portions:
Jager
RumpleMintz
Bacardi 151


I LOVE liquid cocaine...
 
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