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2008-03-06 12:09:31 PM  
HappyFarker: poot_rootbeer:
Let's do the math.

A single shot is 45ml of liquid.
The ethanol content of one shot of 100-proof RumpleMinze is 22ml.
The ethanol content of one shot of 70-proof Jaeger is 16ml.
The ethanol content of one shot of Bacardi 151 is 33ml.

One triple-shot containing equal amounts of the three would have an ethanol content of 71ml.

Eight such triple-shots within one hour would put 568 ml of ethanol into the bloodstream.

For a 200-pound man, that would result in a Blood Alcohol Content level approaching 0.40. At that point, activity is less "pounding beers" and more "unresponsive and comatose".

I think mine was closer to .32 but still...Ive never done it since and dont reccomend it.


It's amazing that there are either a lot of incrediby fat farkers or a lot of obvious liars. I am a pretty good drinker, but I don't feel ashamed to admit that I only got to about 16 shots of Ice 101 over five hours on my 21st birthday, and I was still sick. Let's tone down the fish stories, people.
 
2008-03-06 12:09:36 PM  
For my 21st b-day I was onslaughted with

Chicken Shiat
Tequila
Raw Egg

Warm Cup of Piss
Tequila
Beer
Salt
Warm in microwave

Prairie Fire
Tequila
Tabasco

Mind Eraser
Rocks glass with ice
Soda
Baileys
Vodka
All layered. You put in a short straw and suck. You start with vodka, then hit the baileys, then the soda. So it pretty much tastes like soda but kicks your lilly ass. Actually very good.
 
FTA
2008-03-06 12:09:38 PM  
sid_the_sadist We always make Irish Car Bombs,

Guinness and Bailey's.

It's actually quite good.


I think you are missing whiskey. Are there two ways to make car bombs?
 
2008-03-06 12:09:58 PM  
being a chick who drank a lot last night, i'm getting a kick out of these replies!

but really. let's sick with the peanut butter and jelly shots... because... that's just delicious. mmm. it's like a meal. but it is boozey.

it's lame though. just frangelica and cranberry.
 
2008-03-06 12:10:49 PM  
DerangedMuppet: Oh and allow me to suggest the LD50

Wipe the inside of a shot glass with a habanero, fill with 2 oz Gin.


That sounds appealing, actually.
 
2008-03-06 12:10:59 PM  
poot_rootbeer: I had a few roommates in university that could easily do that in an hour, while pounding beers.

Let's do the math.

A single shot is 45ml of liquid.
The ethanol content of one shot of 100-proof RumpleMinze is 22ml.
The ethanol content of one shot of 70-proof Jaeger is 16ml.
The ethanol content of one shot of Bacardi 151 is 33ml.

One triple-shot containing equal amounts of the three would have an ethanol content of 71ml.

Eight such triple-shots within one hour would put 568 ml of ethanol into the bloodstream.

For a 200-pound man, that would result in a Blood Alcohol Content level approaching 0.40. At that point, activity is less "pounding beers" and more "unresponsive and comatose".


I had no idea this mint stuff was 100 proof. I was discounting it entirely, figuring it was one of those 15 proof liqueurs.
Which lowers the BAC to the high 20s, which is still pounding beers time.
 
2008-03-06 12:11:00 PM  
Nothing beats the

Last Call Cocktail: Mix all the unfinished drinks in the bar together.
 
2008-03-06 12:11:20 PM  
poot_rootbeer: The ethanol content of one shot of Bacardi 151 is 33ml.

So long as I prep myself with enough water the day of, I can consume over the course of a 4 hour evening an entire bottle of 151 all by my lonesome.
 
2008-03-06 12:11:21 PM  
DerangedMuppet: ChadM89: It's not just you and me either, there's a lot of people that tequila does something strange too. Whatever it is, I find it best to avoid it completely.

you know, i've heard that tequila is a neurotoxin.... ;)

/truth?
//not sure


ALCOHOL is a neurotoxin
 
2008-03-06 12:11:26 PM  
Also lets not forget the Stop Light (shot of something red, shot of something yellow, shot of something green. stop. no really. stop. now. still gonna drink that? ok, well don't say i didn't warn you...)
 
2008-03-06 12:12:04 PM  
ChadM89: prazerdl: My wife's aunt makes her Bloody Marys with clamato, gin, horseradish and tabasco. That's one of many reasons I don't care for her.

Blech. Clamato is horrid stuff.

Don't get me wrong, I like clams. Fried clams, clam chowder, good stuff. But not in my drinks.

One of my best friends (despite the following fact), likes drinking what he calls "Bloody Beer" when we go out. Bud light with clamato in it. a little bloody mary mix if the place doesn't have clamato. It's absolutely foul and if I believed in souls or hell, I'd say that his would languish there for liking that stuff. I don't, though. [shrug]


My brother-in-law does that. But then again he is a Canuck.

Worst shot ever is straight moonshine. My brother makes that shiat and brings it up with him when he's home. Gave myself a concussion in grade school. I fell straight backwards doing a shot and hit my head on the counter. I prayed the next day i would die.
 
2008-03-06 12:12:23 PM  
I'll stick with my gin and tonic. I don't know if it's because it tastes so delicious or because of the Hitchhiker's Guide. Try them with key lime, nom nom nom...err slurp slurp slurrrrrp.

For the people that actually like Jaeger, I recommend Unicum. It's like Jaeger but a little more herby and less cough syrupy.

And thinking out loud here, why the fark wouold you ruin a perfectly good shot with raw eggs or mayo or tuna juice. I must be strange because I don't like to hurl? Anyone else feel the same?

PS thanks to everyone posting their pretty drinks that make people ooh and aah at parties. Keep it up.

Don't forget brass monkey : take your favorite 40oz and mix it with some OJ concentrate.
 
2008-03-06 12:12:29 PM  
People actually drink these things??
 
2008-03-06 12:12:42 PM  
this thread needs more shots of rail gin or rail gin and cream.


Sadly I actually order these for myself sometimes due to the reaction it gets.
 
2008-03-06 12:12:44 PM  
7) The Eggermeister
* One pickled egg (common in most bars)


Maybe if the bar is in a convenience store.

The best shot ever is the Loch Ness.
 
2008-03-06 12:12:48 PM  
Too lazy to go through this entire thread but if the Rocky Mountain Bear fark is not represented here, this entire discussion is incomplete.

Equal portions:

Vodka
Jack Daniels
Tequila
Tabasco

Shot two of these on my 20th birthday. Have no recollection of the rest of the night. Was carried home in a supermarket shopping cart. It is death in a shot glass.
 
2008-03-06 12:13:03 PM  
I didn't see a Screaming Viking

/bruised cucumber of course
 
2008-03-06 12:13:14 PM  
ZholtayaStrelka: Whoa dude. 16 shots of high proof liquor = at about 24 oz total of shots (1.5 oz shots) = about 18 oz PURE ethanol. Add beer on top of that, in ONE hour. The LD50 (lethal dose for half the population) of alcohol is 9000mg/kg. One ounce = 28000 mg. Let's say your friends consumed, with beer, about 24 ounces of pure alcohol in an hour (being conservative). That means, if your friends weigh less than 74 kg (165 pounds) they most likely died. Even if they weigh under 200 pounds, they were probably comatose. Unless your friends weighed over 300 pounds, they were very sick. My conclusion? You are a liar. Or your friends are morbidly obese. Nice story though, internet frat guy.

Gah...didn't know what that mint stuff was, so I was halving what the alcohol amount really was...

/plus I am anti-frat
 
2008-03-06 12:13:17 PM  
elev8meL8r: DerangedMuppet: Oh and allow me to suggest the LD50

Wipe the inside of a shot glass with a habanero, fill with 2 oz Gin.

That sounds appealing, actually.


I'd drink it.

But then I'm both a lush, and somewhat crazy.

/feel free to replace gin with vodka if you prefer. or moonshine if you're really nuts.
//why do i like the burning?
///wheeeeeeeeeeeeendorphins!
 
2008-03-06 12:13:24 PM  
Years ago a couple of my friends and I were trying to recollect the previous night's adventures at a bar we had never been to before. We weighed in at over 800 lb as a drinking team (3 of us) and our tolerance was way up there (college) but by 2 am we were pretty sure the bartender was trying to kill us. So we thought of a name for a drink that would do just that, and two new beverages made their debut the next evening. It may not be original, but so far no one I know had heard of this one:

Attempted Manslaughter:
3/4 Everclear
1/4 Tobasco

Remove "attempted," try it in a rocks glass.
Fun for the whole family.
 
2008-03-06 12:13:28 PM  
Sid_the_sadist: We always make Irish Car Bombs,

Guinness and Bailey's.

It's actually quite good.


A true Irish Car Bomb has 1/2 Jameson's and 1/2 Bailey's in the shot glass.

/The More You Know
 
2008-03-06 12:14:04 PM  
You guys enjoys your shots. I'll sit back and watch while sipping on my Vegemite daiquari.
 
2008-03-06 12:14:10 PM  
Shoopty Shoo The Precious Mango Man: theewhiterhino: So what, now you're a dumb sophomore?

Nope, dumb office employee now. Still drink though.


I'm kidding. Mostly about the sugary stuff you say you like to drink now. Snickers and Jager. Yech. Gimme straight whiskey or tequila. But that's me.

The ones I like from this thread are the WWII themes.

Manischewitz & Burnt Hair-Holocaust

Ashtray & sake-Hiroshima

Funny stuff, but I wouldn't drink it anymore than I'd drink any of these wastes of perfectly good booze
 
2008-03-06 12:14:33 PM  
Knutebleh: DerangedMuppet: ChadM89: It's not just you and me either, there's a lot of people that tequila does something strange too. Whatever it is, I find it best to avoid it completely.

you know, i've heard that tequila is a neurotoxin.... ;)

/truth?
//not sure

ALCOHOL is a neurotoxin


Well, yes. But from the discussion with the particular booze aficionado I was having, tequila is supposedly just a more potent neurotoxin.

/like i said, truth? not sure.
 
2008-03-06 12:14:50 PM  
FTA: sid_the_sadist We always make Irish Car Bombs,

Guinness and Bailey's.

It's actually quite good.


I think you are missing whiskey. Are there two ways to make car bombs?


No you need the Jamisons. It must be an Irish Whiskey.
 
2008-03-06 12:15:04 PM  
You don't really die from alcohol poisoning, you just ascend to a higher state of being. Unfortunately your body must be left behind.
 
2008-03-06 12:16:37 PM  
When my 15 year old cousin asked about shots specifically body shots, I tried to change the subject by listing every bad shot recipe, from the cement mixer to the bloody brain (the abortion from this list) in order to discourage her from the topic. She's 20 now, and I probably haven't affected her at all.
 
2008-03-06 12:16:43 PM  
Sid_the_sadist
We always make Irish Car Bombs,

Guinness and Bailey's.

It's actually quite good.


Irish Car Bombs also have Jameson in them: fill double shot glass halfway with Jameson, float the other half with Bailey's, drop into pint glass half filled with Guinness, slam whole thing. Yummo!
 
2008-03-06 12:16:44 PM  
dustyeff
I don't see how adding mayo and tuna and shiat is even a legitimate way to make a 'GROSS SHOT', I mean, I could shiat/bleed/piss into a cup and pour some Everclear on it, but that doesn't mean it's a legitimate shot... or that anyone would ever touch it. Oh, how about this! Let's put two scoops of Crisco and spaghetti sauce in a cup and pour some Jag in there. LOL! LOL! It's the FATTY DEER CARCASS!

This article tries too hard to be gross/cool. It's like the kid that would eat shiat off the floor for attention in kindergarten.


Don't ask about the drink "2 girls 1 shot".
 
2008-03-06 12:18:05 PM  
Holy shiat you people are fast! I got beat by three posts with my Irish Car Bomb correction! :D

Ah, farkers...
 
2008-03-06 12:18:14 PM  
cchurch: Don't ask about the drink "2 girls 1 shot".

and i'm out!

/remember folks, the 7 o'clock show is totally different from the 5 o'clock show
//ok, so i may still lurk
 
2008-03-06 12:18:57 PM  
ZholtayaStrelka:

It's amazing that there are either a lot of incrediby fat farkers or a lot of obvious liars. I am a pretty good drinker, but I don't feel ashamed to admit that I only got to about 16 shots of Ice 101 over five hours on my 21st birthday, and I was still sick. Let's tone down the fish stories, people.


One last time, since I made a total ass of myself, I was unaware that mint stuff is high-proof booze.

In the land of Ontario, where the government runs the LCBO (largest purchaser of booze in the world and probably the largest booze monopoly), I don't come across things like 100 proof mint booze. We do have a really good selection and there are some benefits like the billions of dollars in profits paying for schools and things. But no 5$ bottle of 100 proof mint booze.

So, the fish story was a result of me only considering about half the alcohol involved.
 
2008-03-06 12:19:42 PM  
happyrage: Holy shiat you people are fast! I got beat by three posts with my Irish Car Bomb correction! :D

Ah, farkers...


My last name may be Polish, but I'm an angry drunken mick on my mom's side.
 
2008-03-06 12:19:52 PM  
Sid_the_sadist: We always make Irish Car Bombs,

Guinness and Bailey's.

It's actually quite good.


If you're not dropping a shot of Jamison topped with Bailey's into the Guinness, you're doing it wrong.
 
2008-03-06 12:19:55 PM  
DerangedMuppet: Knutebleh: DerangedMuppet: ChadM89: It's not just you and me either, there's a lot of people that tequila does something strange too. Whatever it is, I find it best to avoid it completely.

you know, i've heard that tequila is a neurotoxin.... ;)

/truth?
//not sure

ALCOHOL is a neurotoxin

Well, yes. But from the discussion with the particular booze aficionado I was having, tequila is supposedly just a more potent neurotoxin.

/like i said, truth? not sure.


Tequila is bad news in a bottle. I've never had an evening end well when tequila was involved.
 
2008-03-06 12:21:49 PM  
FTA: sid_the_sadist We always make Irish Car Bombs,

Guinness and Bailey's.

It's actually quite good.


I think you are missing whiskey. Are there two ways to make car bombs?


That may very well be true. My bartend-fu is quite weak.
We just mixed Guinness and Bailey's and thought that's what it was. I Actually like to drop a shot glass of Bailey's into a pint glass of Guinness about half full and shoot it. The Bailey's tops off the Guinness quite nicely.
If it's not a true Irish Car Bomb we'll start calling it something else....Irish nut cheese?
 
2008-03-06 12:22:10 PM  
Robo Beat: DerangedMuppet: Knutebleh: DerangedMuppet: ChadM89: It's not just you and me either, there's a lot of people that tequila does something strange too. Whatever it is, I find it best to avoid it completely.

you know, i've heard that tequila is a neurotoxin.... ;)

/truth?
//not sure

ALCOHOL is a neurotoxin

Well, yes. But from the discussion with the particular booze aficionado I was having, tequila is supposedly just a more potent neurotoxin.

/like i said, truth? not sure.

Tequila is bad news in a bottle. I've never had an evening end well when tequila was involved.


Actually I quite like tequila, but I've got a cast iron stomach, an absurdly pleasant disposition while even slightly buzzed (why is this so hard to maintain damnit!) and a liver that could beat you up and take your lunch money.
 
2008-03-06 12:22:10 PM  
I can't access the list, so I don't know if this is on there:

Irish Car Bomb

The manliest of all man-shots.

Pussy Version - 1/2 oz Jameson's, 1/2 oz Bailey's (combined), dropped into a rox glass of Guiness and chugged

REAL MAN VERSION - 1 oz Jameson's, 1 oz Baileys, dropped into a FULL PINT of Guiness and chugged

INSTANT CURDLE DEATH
 
2008-03-06 12:22:40 PM  
GonzoNihilist: 1/2 oz. Everclear
1/2 oz. Cointreau
1 Rohyptnol, crushed and dissolved

Its called;


Perfect addition to this high minded discussion.

/funny, would work too...
//well, off to the rite-aid.
 
2008-03-06 12:22:45 PM  
I'm happy to see that I've only had two of the shots on that list. I'm a bit ashamed that the Jersey Turnpike was one of them.
 
2008-03-06 12:23:29 PM  
When a friend turned 21, we took him crawling on Pearl St, and one of the bartenders said "Sure, we've got a free shot for you, but first you have to do a Jack Up The Nose. It's no big deal, everybody does it once. Here ya go..."

He proceeds to set a shot glass down upside down, pour a splash of JD into the base, and give my buddy a napkin. "You're gonna want this when you're done. Just lean down, plug one side of your nose if you like, and give it a snort."

My friend leans down, snorts the whiskey into his nose, then we see the bartender laughing until tears stream down his face -- "I always try, but you're the first SOB who actually fell for it!"
 
2008-03-06 12:24:26 PM  
Matt Foley: Sour Toe (new window) cocktail, anyone?

Click it to see it - thought I would spare the weak stomached.


WTF, man... is that a severed toe?

I would totally gnaw on that toenail.

/*hurk*
 
2008-03-06 12:24:41 PM  
SyntacticAtrocity: I can't access the list, so I don't know if this is on there:

Irish Car Bomb

The manliest of all man-shots.

Pussy Version - 1/2 oz Jameson's, 1/2 oz Bailey's (combined), dropped into a rox glass of Guiness and chugged

REAL MAN VERSION - 1 oz Jameson's, 1 oz Baileys, dropped into a FULL PINT of Guiness and chugged

INSTANT CURDLE DEATH


substitute Jameson with Tullamore Dew, and fark that Bailey's in the arse ....
 
2008-03-06 12:25:13 PM  
JUSTONEMORELATTE: When a friend turned 21, we took him crawling on Pearl St, and one of the bartenders said "Sure, we've got a free shot for you, but first you have to do a Jack Up The Nose. It's no big deal, everybody does it once. Here ya go..."

He proceeds to set a shot glass down upside down, pour a splash of JD into the base, and give my buddy a napkin. "You're gonna want this when you're done. Just lean down, plug one side of your nose if you like, and give it a snort."

My friend leans down, snorts the whiskey into his nose, then we see the bartender laughing until tears stream down his face -- "I always try, but you're the first SOB who actually fell for it!"


The part about this one that hurts me is that I know a guy up in Colorado that prefers his to pour his whiskey onto the bar and snort it.

/makes me shudder just to think about it
 
2008-03-06 12:25:53 PM  
howski: A true Irish Car Bomb has 1/2 Jameson's and 1/2 Bailey's in the shot glass.

Damn real!

An Irish Shipwreck ain't all that bad either
 
2008-03-06 12:26:34 PM  
SyntacticAtrocity: REAL MAN VERSION - 1 oz Jameson's, 1 oz Baileys, dropped into a FULL PINT of Guiness and chugged

You mean a truck bomb?
 
2008-03-06 12:27:06 PM  
Billygoat Gruff: alcoholwasinvolved: Prairie Fire - Tequila and Tabasco, 50/50

I knew some F/A guys in Germany that called that a rusty nail


Rusty Nail

1.5 oz Scotch
.5 oz Drambuie

Very good variation of the Manhattan. Perfect after dinner drink.
 
2008-03-06 12:27:48 PM  
17-8 were pretty lame, but seven on down was gawd awful!
 
2008-03-06 12:28:02 PM  
Nine Foot Worm Creates Own Food: If you're not dropping a shot of Jamison topped with Bailey's into the Guinness, you're doing it wrong.

And dammit people... the whiskey goes ON TOP of the baileys not the other way around.
 
2008-03-06 12:28:17 PM  
Prison Sex

3/4 oz. Bacardi 151
3/4 oz. Absolut Peppar
Couple good shakes of Tabasco, or anything hotter

Very unpleasant, hence the name.
 
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