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2008-03-06 09:37:51 AM
Can I be so anti-establishment and say "jagerbombs"? I'll really be cool then, right?

/Shouldn't be cool or uncool drinks. Just drink what you like.
 
2008-03-06 09:42:24 AM
"14) Gorilla's Puke

If the name doesn't give it away, I don't know what will. Also known as 152, this drink will surely have you puking at the end of the night.

* ¾ oz. Bacardi 151
* ¾ oz. Wild Turkey Bourbon Whiskey"


We always called this one a Gorilla Fart. Mainly because after you drank it, the expression you made causes onlookers think a gorilla just ripped a greasy one right in your face.
 
2008-03-06 09:45:58 AM
FLMountainMan: Can I be so anti-establishment and say "jagerbombs"? I'll really be cool then, right?

/Shouldn't be cool or uncool drinks. Just drink what you like.


Looks like somebody didnt' RTFA, this is about the worst shots ever created, not what is "cool or uncool". I point you to this gem:

Hot Mexican Hooker, although a dollop of mayonnaise would definitely put it to #1. Here are the ingredients: Cuervo, Tabasco, large splash of tuna juice.
 
2008-03-06 09:48:49 AM
New Jersey Turnpike...what we call pond water.
 
Cog
2008-03-06 09:56:05 AM
Dancin_In_Anson: New Jersey Turnpike...what we call pond water.

I know a bartender in Georgia who calls that a Buffalo Sweat.
 
2008-03-06 10:02:57 AM
Although gross, consistency-wise, abortion shots are quite delicious.
 
2008-03-06 10:14:42 AM
I wouldn't mind watching people try these garbage-pail shots -for the entertainment value alone.

But I do like my Jager -
out of the freezer -
and with no accompaniments.

When I am reduced to cleaning away child puke or dog feces; there's nothing like a shot of Jagermeister to clear the phlegm build-up and settle my tender tract.
 
2008-03-06 10:15:23 AM
NOTHING could be worse than a shot of gin mixed with juice from a tuna-fish can, and then sprinkled with cottage cheese curds.

It's called the Rotten Coont
 
2008-03-06 10:16:21 AM
TFA is worth reading for the YouTube link (new window) alone.

Douchetastic!
 
2008-03-06 10:31:51 AM
BunkyBrewman: FLMountainMan: Can I be so anti-establishment and say "jagerbombs"? I'll really be cool then, right?

/Shouldn't be cool or uncool drinks. Just drink what you like.

Looks like somebody didnt' RTFA, this is about the worst shots ever created, not what is "cool or uncool". I point you to this gem:

Hot Mexican Hooker, although a dollop of mayonnaise would definitely put it to #1. Here are the ingredients: Cuervo, Tabasco, large splash of tuna juice.


Actually, I did read the article, I was preempting the shot snobs in the thread.
 
2008-03-06 10:44:32 AM
I think just one Nuclear Rainbow will end the night...


1/2 oz grenadine
1/2 oz Rumple Minze
1/2 oz Jagermeister
1/2 oz Midori
1/2 oz Crown Royal
1/2 oz Bacardi
1/2 oz amaretto


Layer it in a champagne flute...drink with a straw.
 
2008-03-06 11:16:10 AM
alright assholes, get it right.

a 4 horsemen is as follows:

Jim
Jack
Johnny
(their mexican brother) Jose.

All other permutations of alcohols are incorrect.
 
2008-03-06 11:16:54 AM
Hot Mexican Hooker, although a dollop of mayonnaise would definitely put it to #1. Here are the ingredients: Cuervo, Tabasco, large splash of tuna juice.

Oh my dear Lord......tuna juice AND possibly mayo? That's so horrible that I'm passing along the recipe to two of my buddies (bartenders).
 
2008-03-06 11:17:32 AM
Prairie Fire - Tequila and Tabasco, 50/50
 
2008-03-06 11:17:44 AM
Cog: Dancin_In_Anson: New Jersey Turnpike...what we call pond water.

I know a bartender in Georgia who calls that a Buffalo Sweat.


It's a Buffalo Sweat in Tucson too.
 
2008-03-06 11:17:44 AM
Why is there nonbooze in a shot? There should never be any form of non liquor in a shot, unless it is a drop shot
 
2008-03-06 11:18:13 AM
markie_farkie: NOTHING could be worse than a shot of gin mixed with juice from a tuna-fish can, and then sprinkled with cottage cheese curds.

It's called the Rotten Coont


Terrible...! it takes what I imagined as the worst shot ever (Vodka and tuna brine) so much farther over the line...
 
2008-03-06 11:18:20 AM
The MEXICAN AFTERBURNER:

1/2 Jager
1/2 tequila
splash of tabasco
 
2008-03-06 11:18:22 AM
GoDawgs!: TFA is worth reading for the YouTube link (new window) alone.

Douchetastic!


!!! hahaha !!!!
 
2008-03-06 11:18:25 AM
The Baby Vomit

1 shot Heineken
1 shot mead (yes, mead)
1 shot Baileys
multiple shots of weird flavoured vodka girly drinks

Looks like vomit, tastes like vomit.
 
2008-03-06 11:18:28 AM
Rattlesnake and Brain Tumors are about the nastiest shiat I've ever had in a shot. But I was 18 so what the fark did I know?
 
2008-03-06 11:18:49 AM
A shot of "rail" gin... that is all.
 
2008-03-06 11:18:59 AM
Mexican Nazi - Jager and Tequilia, 50/50

/Give this to the guy/girl who is staggering and watch the heaving begin
 
2008-03-06 11:19:04 AM
These are stupid. There's no need for mixing all these garbage spirts.

Chilled Patron Silver: Best shot evar!!!!
 
2008-03-06 11:19:32 AM
hprotagonist: alright assholes, get it right.

a 4 horsemen is as follows:

Jim
Jack
Johnny
(their mexican brother) Jose.

All other permutations of alcohols are incorrect.


This
 
2008-03-06 11:19:51 AM
It had never even crossed my mind to add mayonnaise to my booze. Apparently I don't drink enough.
 
2008-03-06 11:20:04 AM
An old college favorite for dares:

Phlegm -

1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part Mountain Dew


Your end product looks like somone hocked a lugie into a lowball glass
 
2008-03-06 11:20:17 AM
I, myself, prefer a shot of cheap bar gin warmed up for a minute in the microwave
 
2008-03-06 11:20:28 AM
I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when they all actually tried these.
 
2008-03-06 11:20:38 AM
Anything with Jagermeister should be on this list. Nothing worse than spicy cough syrup.
 
2008-03-06 11:21:40 AM
How many of you are going to try at least one of these this weekend?
 
2008-03-06 11:21:49 AM
PacMan

yep, Gorilla Fart. I had ONE once. It sure was more that 3/4 oz. of each! I do remember being told that the expression on my face did fit the name.
 
2008-03-06 11:22:00 AM
Here's a fun birthday shot. Get a waitress to get you one shot of well vodka and one shot of water in separate shot glasses. Have her give you she shot of water and the birthday boy/girl the vodka shot. Toast, and start to drink; however, as the victim consumes the terrible grain liquor, take your shot of water and try to throw it into his/her face. Once they look at you like, "What the hell?!" scream TIDAL WAVE!!!!

Ironically called the Tidal Wave.
 
2008-03-06 11:22:10 AM
Nobody drinks any of these except for 17-year-olds who just moved out of their parents' house and are mesmermized by the prospects of underage alcohol consumption.
 
2008-03-06 11:22:23 AM
Worst shot ever, one guaranteed to turn Chadm89, an otherwise quite pleasant (if chatty and at times super-friendly) drunk into a raging, violent monster:

Tequila.

Of note: Jagermeister is a foul viscous liquid that nobody beyond college-age should enjoy. "Man, I got wasted on Jager on my 21st birthday!" is acceptable (though eye-roll worthy). "I'm 30 and I drink Jagermeister." is not.
 
2008-03-06 11:22:25 AM
Sentient: It had never even crossed my mind to add mayonnaise to my booze. Apparently I don't drink enough.

Zactly.
 
2008-03-06 11:22:38 AM
I'd like a large glass of warm gin. With a human hair in it.
 
2008-03-06 11:23:09 AM
I always thought the four horseman shot was the 3 wisemen shot (Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, and Jose Cuervo) with either Johnnie Walker or Old Grandad added.
 
2008-03-06 11:23:31 AM
They have the ingredients for the Bloody Tampon as follows:

½ oz. Tomato juice
1 oz. Vodka

Check me if I'm wrong, but isn't that a Bloody Mary in a shot glass? OK, the napkin thing is a little weird and a lot stupid, but it's still just a Bloody Mary.
 
2008-03-06 11:23:32 AM
I have had gorilla ruke, but it was called Turkey Puke when I had it


Glad to see Cement Mixer on there - that is the last thing I remember of my 21st Birthday - I took the first shot - did not swish it and then blackness.

My 21st started with a shot not on this list, but should be - 3WiseMen (Jack, Johnny and Jim) - that got the night started in a bad way.

The absolute worst I have had was called Buffalo Sweat (22nd Birthday) - I guess the bartender just cleans out what is in the well into a shot and that is what I got - so f'ing nasty
 
2008-03-06 11:23:33 AM
The rattlesnake I had in Tucson was basically a very dry martini made with pepper flavord vodka. I really liked it actually.

The mexican hooker sounds like the worst one in that list, but then anything with mayo is up there too!

YUCK
 
2008-03-06 11:23:42 AM
hprotagonist:
alright assholes, get it right.

a 4 horsemen is as follows:

Jim
Jack
Johnny
(their mexican brother) Jose.

All other permutations of alcohols are incorrect.


Actually, that shot is called The Four Wise Men.
 
2008-03-06 11:24:00 AM
ScaliaDissenting: Chilled Patron Silver: Best shot evar!!!!

You're doing it wrong.

/drinks fine tequilas at room temperature, from a snifter
//Patron is a fine tequila
 
2008-03-06 11:24:01 AM
Horrible name and even worse flavor.

Horse Jizz
1/2 beer
1/2 milk.

I know it's not a shot but seriously who ruins a beer with milk?
 
2008-03-06 11:24:05 AM
Beware of ANYTHING with tabasco sauce.

Sissy?
 
2008-03-06 11:24:53 AM
UnoVesuvian: How many of you are going to try at least one of these this weekend?

Why wait?
 
2008-03-06 11:24:54 AM
GoDawgs!: TFA is worth reading for the YouTube link (new window) alone.

Douchetastic!


That was SO COOL!!!!

Who wants to try it?
 
2008-03-06 11:24:57 AM
TFA: 5.) The Holocaust
A lot of prep work goes into this shot, and microwaves are needed as well.

1 oz. of Vodka
One Squirt of Hot Mustard
½ oz. of Sauerkraut Juice
Mix sauerkraut and vodka, microwave for 10 seconds, squirt in mustard and drink. Or don't, because it really sucks.


We've always made the holocaust by topping a glass of Manischewitz with a fistful of hair you've singed with a lighter.
 
2008-03-06 11:25:01 AM
The DOA - any whiskey (make it ten-high), mayo, chewing tabacco (cope), and some gin... gotta love montana hick bars...
 
2008-03-06 11:25:30 AM
One night I had 8 TRIPLE shots of Liquid Cocaine. Its been 20 years and still half the night is a blur. Might I also mention, those triple shots, in a rock glass, were done within an hour.

Equal portions:
Jager
RumpleMintz
Bacardi 151
 
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