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2008-03-06 08:55:07 AM  
dittybopper: The headline is correct: When in Rome do *NOT* put naked pictures of your girlfriend on the internet. It's just not something a Roman would do.

Hire a person to replace the floor of the local whorehouse with a mosaic of her naked instead.


Wow. Class, style, cultural sensitivity, good grammar and spelling, and a historical context as well as a debauched sense of purpose?

Methinks this is a WIN.
 
2008-03-06 08:55:54 AM  
braedan: darksarin
If a single [good looking] woman reads your post and changes her promiscuous behavior because of it, you're an ass.


This.
 
2008-03-06 08:57:06 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

obscure?
 
2008-03-06 08:57:49 AM  
Smellvin: 867-5309

no, no, no, no

try:

011 39 867 5309

but don't forget, she's like six hours ahead.
 
2008-03-06 08:58:11 AM  
littlett's: desolationrow: I'm a bit amazed that the kind of person who'd do this type of crap gets girlfriends to do it to.

What, being immature? Lots of immature guys get girlfirends.


Not true: Lots of women sleep with immature guys because they think it'll be fun.

littlett's: If you are willing to have naked and comprimising pictures taken of yourself (especially by a love interest) you should be prepared to have them "find" their way to the internet eventually.

I quote Dan Savage: Once and Internet Porn Star, Always and Internet Porn Star.
 
2008-03-06 09:02:27 AM  

Look, not be callous, but there needs to be a government program to give smart, educated people more incentive to have more children because they are the group that we want having the most children (good genetics and all that) but they tend to have the least. We're doing it wrong!


Do you know who else thought it would be a good idea to prevent undesirables from breeding, and underwrote mass reproduction of intelligent, physically strong persons?

... I know you know of whom I speak.
 
2008-03-06 09:03:23 AM  
rubi_con_man:
I quote Dan Savage: Once and Internet Porn Star, Always and Internet Porn Star.

FTFY, Idiot.
 
2008-03-06 09:10:39 AM  
rubi_con_man:
Not true: Lots of women sleep with immature guys because they think it'll be fun.


With enough talent, skill, charm, and a perfectly executed bullshiot act ANY guy can get ANY girl. I have more than 1 female & family member married to some manipulative arsehole that they will never leave and never question their relationship. My aunt has 2 jobs, 60 hours of work a week married to a 400lb arsehole with no job that smokes weed and plays halo all day. When they started dating he was some big buff motorcross riding cool guy.

He started out as something desirable and changed so slow that she's convinced it never changed.
 
2008-03-06 09:12:16 AM  
I got more pictures of farkette's out of this thread than this guy's ex gf, whats up with that eh.
 
2008-03-06 09:14:29 AM  
rubi_con_man: dittybopper: The headline is correct: When in Rome do *NOT* put naked pictures of your girlfriend on the internet. It's just not something a Roman would do.

Hire a person to replace the floor of the local whorehouse with a mosaic of her naked instead.

Wow. Class, style, cultural sensitivity, good grammar and spelling, and a historical context as well as a debauched sense of purpose?

Methinks this is a WIN.



You sir are a gentleman and a scholar, and I thank you kindly.

Now, to restore balance to the Universe, or at least to Fark, I must do this:

img339.imageshack.us

I, Hatchet Jack, being of sound mind and broke finances, do leaveth the nekkid pictures of my ex-girlfriend on the Internet to the next thing who finds it, Lord hope he be a white man. They are good nekkid pictures, and screwed the woman that screwed me. Anyway, I am dead. Yours Truly, Hatchet Jack.
 
2008-03-06 09:14:39 AM  
60 posts and still no links? Damn people....
 
2008-03-06 09:15:08 AM  
I once posted sex pictures on a website with the intention of seeing where they went.

Two days later, I downloaded them usenet.

the only reason to own a webcam it to show yourself naked on the internet. Digital cameras too.

well I guess if you have kids too. to show them how much of a pain they were.
 
2008-03-06 09:15:23 AM  
The bastard DOES belong in jail. Hopefully the inmates that he has for his new neighbors will put up a few naked pics of him in return.
 
2008-03-06 09:21:01 AM  
HeatherBunny: That is as bad as the websites where women trash their ex-boyfriends.

Nice BIP.
 
2008-03-06 09:21:04 AM  
Triaxis: The bastard DOES belong in jail. Hopefully the inmates that he has for his new neighbors will put up a few naked pics of him in return.

I'm guessing there are some nudies of you floating around the tubes?


I wonder if that guy who posted the picture of his wife is still married?
 
2008-03-06 09:22:51 AM  
Tat'dGreaser: Triaxis: The bastard DOES belong in jail. Hopefully the inmates that he has for his new neighbors will put up a few naked pics of him in return.

I'm guessing there are some nudies of you floating around the tubes?


I wonder if that guy who posted the picture of his wife is still married?


They were tasteful nudes, and facebook took them down pretty fast anyway...
 
2008-03-06 09:23:39 AM  
Romani eunt domus!!
 
2008-03-06 09:24:53 AM  
Barakku: They were tasteful nudes, and facebook took them down pretty fast anyway...

Awww tasteful nudes, making art great since........well since ever.

Wait a minute, aren't you 17?
 
2008-03-06 09:25:06 AM  
WillOfGod: HeatherBunny: That is as bad as the websites where women trash their ex-boyfriends.

Nice BIP.


Well it's ok if THEY do it.
 
2008-03-06 09:27:57 AM  
Tat'dGreaser: Barakku: They were tasteful nudes, and facebook took them down pretty fast anyway...

Awww tasteful nudes, making art great since........well since ever.

Wait a minute, aren't you 17?


I'll never tell.
 
2008-03-06 09:27:59 AM  
"...pictures of his ex-girlfriend on the Internet and sending them out in more than 15,000 e-mails."

The truth is out there...
 
2008-03-06 09:29:38 AM  
mrtursiops: Turns out, it's difficult to prosecute someone for distributing the truth.

Under civil law, yes. Under military codes of conduct, the truth is not necessarily an excuse.
 
2008-03-06 09:31:03 AM  
drunkennewfiemidget: My wife and I are smart people. We need thousands of dollars for fertility treatment to have children together.

You may think you're pretty smart, but your genitals sound pretty dumb to me.
 
2008-03-06 09:42:21 AM  
littlett's: But you don't always have an objective point of view during your relationship. So your perception can be a little off.

Usually goes like this: "Oh, he's following me around everywhere. That means he's in luuuuuuv!!"

Or: "She took my cell phone and deletes all my e-mail so I don't get 'contaminated'. Wow, she's so dedicated!"
 
2008-03-06 09:43:19 AM  
Unavailable for comment:
 
2008-03-06 09:43:41 AM  
littlett's: desolationrow: littlett's
What, being immature? Lots of immature guys get girlfirends.

Yeah, but he has the whole stalker thing going on too, besides the emails. He posted her number, threatened her parents and shiat. I mean, doesn't this type of guy give off any weird vibes or something?

Usually (or it has been my experience) that they do a pretty good job of hiding it for a long time. And some women are just attracted to the weird ones.


My wife is - lucky for me...
 
2008-03-06 09:46:17 AM  
poot_rootbeer: Under civil law, yes. Under military codes of conduct, the truth is not necessarily an excuse.

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
 
2008-03-06 09:54:57 AM  
Moose, if you're really trying to be precise, wouldn't that be "ex girlfriend naked" as opposed to "naked ex girlfriend", which implies that the word naked can be used universally to describe the ex girlfriend, or at least at the time of the posting, which may or may not have been accurate? I'm sure she wears clothes some of the time...

/English is so farking ambiguous.
//That's why I love it sometimes.

MooseUpNorth: Forgive me for indulging my inner grammar nazi, subby, but I think you'll find that all pictures are naked under their envelopes. Pictures don't wear clothes.

/ Try "pictures of your naked ex girlfriend".
// Remember to tip your waitress.
/// I'll be here all week.
//// Pet pee.
 
2008-03-06 09:55:57 AM  
not one kind soul on this whole page with a link?
 
2008-03-06 10:01:12 AM  
littlett's: If you are willing to have naked and comprimising pictures taken of yourself (especially by a love interest) you should be prepared to have them "find" their way to the internet eventually.

So can we hope yours have found their way to the internet. Where can I find yours? I promise to be good to them.

/Please?
//Don't make me beg.
///But I will if I have to, please, please, please...
 
2008-03-06 10:06:32 AM  
dittybopper: The headline is correct: When in Rome do *NOT* put naked pictures of your girlfriend on the internet. It's just not something a Roman would do.

Hire a person to replace the floor of the local whorehouse with a mosaic of her naked instead.


Now that's just chock full of win right there.
 
2008-03-06 10:17:41 AM  
It's crazy, vengeful guys who post naked pictures of their girlfriends that give us crazy guys who post naked pictures of their girlfriends a bad name.

/No, not really.
 
2008-03-06 10:26:49 AM  
Although really, emailing pictures? 15,000 people? Bah. Should have gone with video and upped it to youp**n. That place is chock FULL of "My (adjective) Ex" type videos.
 
2008-03-06 10:29:29 AM  
littlett's profile pic is the only thing hot I found in this thread, guess Ill just have to get back to work until some charitable person finds it in their heart to put up a link...
 
2008-03-06 10:34:29 AM  
What? Disapointed I didn't see the Homeschool Queen...

Story behind her, easy...her farker husband posted her photo, the rest is Fark/photoshop history.


i215.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-06 10:39:42 AM  
Ultimate revenge....

http://www.break.com/index/ultimate_revenge_on_ex.html

/no HTML skills
//love slashies tho
 
2008-03-06 10:40:37 AM  
oh, link in last post has some NSFW language...
 
2008-03-06 10:46:58 AM  
steklo: What? Disapointed I didn't see the Homeschool Queen...

Story behind her, easy...her farker husband posted her photo, the rest is Fark/photoshop history.


Someone else posted her before she must have gotten deleted.
 
2008-03-06 11:19:04 AM  
littlett's: desolationrow: I'm a bit amazed that the kind of person who'd do this type of crap gets girlfriends to do it to.

What, being immature? Lots of immature guys get girlfirends.


I know, and it's not fair! I want a girlfriend too! All those immature guys with girlfriends are poop heads.
 
2008-03-06 11:20:14 AM  
darksarin:

The moral of the story is this: never ever take pictures of yourself doing anything that you don't want showing up on the 6pm news. Its okay to do things you don't want on the 6pm news, but don't take pictures, mmkay? Because eventually someone will post it on the internet and it just might come back to haunt you. Another way to think of it is this: don't take pictures of yourself that would be uncomfortable to talk about in a job interview--for the same reason. Unless you're a model, anything nude is probably in that category.

Please stop discouraging women from taking nekkid pictures,

Thanks,
The Management
 
2008-03-06 11:35:15 AM  
This man is a total scumbag and deserves every day in PMITA prison that he was sentenced to. He betrayed her trust and embarassed her just out of vengeance.

That being said...ditto ukiah.
 
2008-03-06 11:41:25 AM  
HK-MP5-SD: darksarin:

The moral of the story is this: never ever take pictures of yourself doing anything that you don't want showing up on the 6pm news. Its okay to do things you don't want on the 6pm news, but don't take pictures, mmkay? Because eventually someone will post it on the internet and it just might come back to haunt you. Another way to think of it is this: don't take pictures of yourself that would be uncomfortable to talk about in a job interview--for the same reason. Unless you're a model, anything nude is probably in that category.

Please stop discouraging women from taking nekkid pictures,

Thanks,
The Management


SRSLY!

i just got my gf to send me some last night. They werent as good as the last batch but who's complaining right? god bless digital cameras.
 
2008-03-06 11:41:36 AM  
ArtemisKitty: I'm sure she wears clothes some of the time...

She might be a Ferenghi immigrant to Italy who follows the 'old' ways. And because it's possible under a narrow set of assumptions, that means it's necessarily true. You can't prove she's not. YOU'RE PART OF THE ESTABLISHMENT seeking to OPPRESS NAKED PEOPLE! I'm like Galileo and Einstein combined, only more so!!!!!1111eleventysix.

/ Hrm. Yes. Well.
// Nah, you're right. That's why I only indulge my inner Grammar Nazi on days ending in 'y'. Too prone to inadvertently invoke Todd's Law.
/// Todd's Law: Spelling flames will have at least one spelling mistake.
 
2008-03-06 11:50:48 AM  
steklo: What? Disapointed I didn't see the Homeschool Queen...

She's been cleaned up a little from the original photo. That's the smooth, sexy, synthetic skin that only the blur tool can give you.
 
2008-03-06 12:01:54 PM  
Aren't Roman women hairy???? Who would want those pictures anyway...
 
2008-03-06 12:22:31 PM  
protectyourlimbs: littlett's profile pic is the only thing hot I found in this thread

I have to say I certainly wouldn't mind seeing her in all her glory, resplendently protrayed in tile at my local house of ill-repute.

/That's a compliment, btw.
 
2008-03-06 12:27:22 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf: dittybopper: The headline is correct: When in Rome do *NOT* put naked pictures of your girlfriend on the internet. It's just not something a Roman would do.

Hire a person to replace the floor of the local whorehouse with a mosaic of her naked instead.

Now that's just chock full of win right there.



Dammit! Stop it. Now I have to post something stupid again.

img476.imageshack.us

Well I ain't sorry for you no more, ya crazy, psalm-singing, nekkid pictures all of the internet, skinny old maid!
 
2008-03-06 04:49:58 PM  
PHOTOS
enough said
 
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