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For one thing, Obama has been talking about change. But he's the major candidate with the least change-worthy platform. He talks about Americans wanting hard answers to tough questions. But he's the major candidate who's been least willing to give real answers about where he wants to lead the country. He's crowed about his initial opposition to the Iraq war, characterizing that decision as something courageous and wise. But at the time he made that decision, he represented an electorate the was OVERWHELMINGLY opposed to the invasion. He's claimed in Audacity that an Illinois legislator has to make "yes" or "no" decisions and live with the consequences. But his record clearly indicates that, time and again, he voted "present" on politically sensitive votes. He claims (just as Bush did in 2000) that he can bridge the political divide. But he has been one of the most consistently partisan members of the 109th and 100th Congresses (at least Bush actually had a record of bipartisanship in Texas when he made the claim of being a uniter).