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(The Onion)   FCC okays nudity on TV if it's Alyson Hannigan   (theonion.com) divider line 164
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2008-03-04 11:08:07 AM
It'd watch her.
 
2008-03-04 11:09:57 AM
I'd Xand her.
 
2008-03-04 11:11:12 AM
I see no problem with this.
 
2008-03-04 11:12:41 AM
I'd Hit it, and her evil Vampire alternate reality version as well.
 
2008-03-04 11:21:44 AM
Browncoat: I'd Xand her.

You, sir, are awesome.
 
2008-03-04 11:21:54 AM
I came in here to say pretty much what productiveslacker, Browncoat, Teambaylagoon and Shadow Blasko already said, so I don't think I'll bother pos... oh crap.... I'm an ass.

WILLOW BEWBEEZ FTW!!!
 
2008-03-04 11:22:09 AM
Cue the REDHEAD THREAD!
 
2008-03-04 11:24:10 AM
Haha yeah, it's not gay if you're jerking off to a woman who looks like a boy.
 
2008-03-04 11:24:18 AM
It could be witches... Some evil witches!

/Which is ridiculous cuz witches they were persecuted, women power.. and I'll be over here.
 
2008-03-04 11:28:09 AM
registration.
 
2008-03-04 11:30:20 AM
Please tell me this is one of those Onion stories that goes on to be true 6 months later.
 
2008-03-04 11:31:03 AM
I wonder what it was about the two previous identical submissions that kept them from being green light-worthy.

\not submitter of any of them.
 
2008-03-04 11:31:09 AM
SockMonkeyHolocaust: Haha yeah, it's not gay if you're jerking off to a woman who looks like a boy.

www.lushtshirts.co.uk

You don't like Alyson Hannigan.

www.buddytv.com
www.imnotobsessed.com
ravendon.freeshell.org
 
2008-03-04 11:31:30 AM
Shadow Blasko: It could be witches... Some evil witches!


Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes!

/have the Once More With Feeling soundtrack on my iPhone
//curiously not ashamed to admit it
///Willow, fist, angry god, etc.
 
2008-03-04 11:39:58 AM
Browncoat: I'd Xand her.

You win sir! Good day!

/I didn't see the Onion bar at the side
 
2008-03-04 12:02:22 PM
Fark It: You don't like Alyson Hannigan.

I don't fark fat biatches.
 
2008-03-04 12:58:16 PM
I would do horrible things to that woman. And keep doing them until my dick broke.
 
2008-03-04 12:58:55 PM
This is not a bookmark in case this turns into a redhead/more pics of Alyson.



/this is
 
2008-03-04 01:06:11 PM
NuttierThanEver: This is not a bookmark in case this turns into a redhead/more pics of Alyson.

/this is


This is also not a cunningly disguised bookmark for later.
 
2008-03-04 01:06:56 PM
I second the call for action to make this a "redhead thread".
 
2008-03-04 01:08:20 PM
Fark It: SockMonkeyHolocaust: Haha yeah, it's not gay if you're jerking off to a woman who looks like a boy.



You don't like Alyson Hannigan.


shiat, if I knew any boys who looked like that I would be gay.
 
2008-03-04 01:12:35 PM
i185.photobucket.com

Redhead thread

It's called user-generated content for a reason people, get on it
 
2008-03-04 01:14:40 PM
Zack-Morris: I second the call for action to make this a "redhead thread".

Thirded

/pics or GTFO
//off to gis
 
2008-03-04 01:17:00 PM
her spread with the basketball and in varying states of disrobe got me and many of my fellow soldier through Iraq. and for that America thanks her.

/salute
//guess what the other hand is doing?
 
2008-03-04 01:17:10 PM
With her I would recreate all the lyrics in Bloodhound gang's son "Bad Touch".

Link (new window)
 
2008-03-04 01:26:22 PM
"anyone can see the artistic value of Alyson Hannigan slowly peeling layer after layer of clothing until her milky white bosom is in full view."

The way he said that was creepy.
This guy needs to read the transcripts for To Catch a Predator.
 
2008-03-04 01:27:21 PM
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i197.photobucket.com
/a must for any redhead thread
 
2008-03-04 01:33:35 PM
I bet she tastes like malted laughter and downhill somersaults with just a hint of spearmint and Denisof.
 
2008-03-04 01:34:08 PM
SockMonkeyHolocaust: Haha yeah, it's not gay if you're jerking off to a woman who looks like a boy.

a821.ac-images.myspacecdn.com?
 
2008-03-04 01:35:40 PM
Well since some one said this was a red head thread, there is some redhead in my profile. :D
 
2008-03-04 01:36:52 PM
SockMonkeyHolocaust: I don't fark fat any biatches.

ftfy
 
2008-03-04 01:38:27 PM
i190.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-04 01:38:37 PM
bp1.blogger.com
 
2008-03-04 01:39:49 PM
speedk0re: SockMonkeyHolocaust: I don't fark fat any biatches.

ftfy


i190.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-04 01:39:59 PM
I came her to say one thing.

Fap.

That is all.
 
2008-03-04 01:40:40 PM
i200.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-04 01:43:30 PM
If ever I were to encounter an Onion headline that I begged, nay, prayed were true, this would be the one.
 
2008-03-04 01:44:27 PM
EvilElecBlanket:
/a must for any redhead thread


Are you the new master of the RedheadThread™?
If so, I believe you're missing quite a few. You don't even have the card.
 
2008-03-04 01:47:49 PM
SockMonkeyHolocaust: I don't fark fat biatches

Soooooo, AH is fat and looks like a boy.

I had to ask this next question yesterday in a thread about another beautiful celeb, but here goes: Are we all looking at the same pictures?
 
2008-03-04 01:53:10 PM
My God, this thread...

I'm gonna need a change of pants...
 
2008-03-04 01:53:43 PM
I see Zarkin Frood is here already; this should be good.
 
2008-03-04 02:01:27 PM
MmmBadEggs: My God, this thread...
I'm gonna need a change of pants...


You ain't seen nothing yet.. we're just gettin' warmed up!
Wait til espiaboricua gets here. Then it's a party.
 
2008-03-04 02:01:41 PM
This posts mostly filler.


www.avclub.com
www.horroryearbook.com
 
2008-03-04 02:02:08 PM
cheap_thoughts

"How *you* doin'?"
 
2008-03-04 02:02:40 PM
For her, my jizz would blot out the Sun.

// and then I would fap in the shade.
 
2008-03-04 02:06:06 PM
novschmokapop

For her, my jizz would blot out the Sun.


With her complexion, she'd probably appreciate that.
 
2008-03-04 02:08:38 PM
I'm Naked Critic, and I approve of this message.
 
2008-03-04 02:13:12 PM
cheap_thoughts: Well since some one said this was a red head thread, there is some redhead in my profile. :D

Wow, what's the housing situation like in Omaha? I'm moving there tomorrow.
 
2008-03-04 02:16:05 PM
EvilElecBlanket: ... /a must for any redhead thread


A new must for a ginger thread: Jayme Langford


/GIS
//NSFW or kittens
 
2008-03-04 02:17:01 PM
My next girlfriend will be a redhead. Carpet need not match the drapes, but hardwood floors are a plus.
 
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