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(CNN)   Hillary Clinton tries to look more human by having a beer in front of the media. Later seen belching fire, bending girders   (cnn.com) divider line 331
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2008-03-03 01:43:25 PM
HILLARY ORDERS DRAFT!!!!!
 
2008-03-03 01:46:34 PM
anyone know if this is hosted anywhere else? cnn's videos never work.
 
2008-03-03 01:46:55 PM
Barack "Hussein" Obama, meet Hillary Clinton "Rodriguez".

/it's not obscure, it's FARK
 
2008-03-03 01:47:36 PM
I wish I was girded against bad spelling.
 
2008-03-03 01:47:37 PM
Unlike Bill, no one actually wants to have a beer with her.
 
2008-03-03 01:49:00 PM
MmmCrime: HILLARY ORDERS DRAFT!!!!!

This headline is infinite better. Kudos
 
2008-03-03 01:49:28 PM
burndtdan: cnn's videos never work.

Glad it's not just me.


/girder
 
2008-03-03 01:50:51 PM
Calmamity: burndtdan: cnn's videos never work.

Glad it's not just me.


/girder


Calmamity: burndtdan: cnn's videos never work.

Glad it's not just me.


/girder


maybe we should

i89.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-03 01:52:06 PM
Ahhhh! Who let graying Frankenstein on her plane?
 
2008-03-03 01:53:43 PM
In the face of such unrelentingly good press for Hillary, Obama today made a statement finally answering the charges leveled against him by the Clinton campaign. And I quote:

Well, it was a toss up between wanting to be President or wanting to be a firetruck. Was this my red phone moment? Certainly. Upon a brief consultation with my Secretary of Defense Against the Monster Under My Bed, Teddy, I decided to go with "President." I was able to make the right decision in the face of a crisis so great that when I picked up that red phone, all that could be heard from the other end was, "The cow goes, 'Mooooo.'" In the face of such madness, we must not fall back on the politics of fear and tantrums. We must have Hope. And so I stand behind my decision that day, as I believe the American people will stand with me as they make their voices heard tomorrow at the ballot. And they will say, "Yes. We. Can."

I'll be happy to answer any follow up questions you may have. Yes?

No, Teddy was my stuffed animal. Not my esteemed colleague in the Senate.
 
2008-03-03 01:54:39 PM
Is that Mexican or Canadian beer? Is she helping Ohio lose jobs because of NAFTA?
 
2008-03-03 01:57:46 PM
Kept waiting for their plane to pitch sharply.

Disappointed.
 
2008-03-03 01:59:29 PM
z.about.com

"Bow down, biatches ..."
 
2008-03-03 02:01:36 PM
despite his years playing bartender on the show cheers, i also do not want to have a beer with ted danson.

i'd rather smoke a blunt with woody.
 
2008-03-03 02:08:17 PM
She will spin a modest win (10 points or lower) in Ohio as a major victory, even though Obama was polling under 20% until January.
 
2008-03-03 02:14:14 PM
"The secret of success in life is sincerity," Groucho once famously observed. "If you can fake that, you've got it made."

attrib : How the Hilladroid Programmers Bungled the Code (new window)
 
2008-03-03 02:18:42 PM
MmmCrime: HILLARY ORDERS DRAFT!!!!!

I really wish this was the headline.
 
2008-03-03 02:18:54 PM
burndtdan: despite his years playing bartender on the show cheers, i also do not want to have a beer with ted danson.

i'd rather smoke a blunt with woody.


If they weren't on a plane, she would have lit up a cig with Ted.

/just what I want - the thought of Hillary with beer shiats
 
2008-03-03 02:23:27 PM
MmmCrime: HILLARY ORDERS DRAFT!!!!!

There will be no draft. Unless of course... war were declared.
 
2008-03-03 02:24:09 PM
MmmCrime: HILLARY ORDERS DRAFT!!!!!

Well played.
 
2008-03-03 02:33:39 PM
MY NAME IS BENDER. PLEASE INSERT GIRDER.
 
2008-03-03 02:36:36 PM
You know what? I can't stand Hillary and I hope she goes home for good after Tuesday, but it's at least refreshing to see a politician not afraid to publicly drink a brewski. Most politicians won't do it because they're afraid they'll alienate the moral majority types who don't want their candidates to do such immoral things as drink booze, not to mention that others are of the Dubya/Huckabee/Romney "I won't touch the demon rum" philosophy. So good for her--I can't remember the last time I saw a presidential candidate have a beer in public.
 
2008-03-03 02:43:16 PM
War were declared.
 
2008-03-03 02:56:30 PM
Did submitter mean to say something about garters?
 
2008-03-03 03:10:00 PM
Cyberluddite:

but it's at least refreshing to see a politician not afraid to publicly drink a brewski.

www.florida-cracker.org

/ "Make that a beer with a quadruple whisky, please ..."
 
2008-03-03 03:13:51 PM
Cyberluddite: You know what? I can't stand Hillary and I hope she goes home for good after Tuesday, but it's at least refreshing to see a politician not afraid to publicly drink a brewski. Most politicians won't do it because they're afraid they'll alienate the moral majority types who don't want their candidates to do such immoral things as drink booze, not to mention that others are of the Dubya/Huckabee/Romney "I won't touch the demon rum" philosophy. So good for her--I can't remember the last time I saw a presidential candidate have a beer in public.

Bush doesn't drink because he's an alcoholic. Don't know about Huck or Romney.
 
2008-03-03 03:20:25 PM
Diogenes: /just what I want - the thought of Hillary with beer shiats

I'll have my therapist bill you...until the nightmares cease.
 
2008-03-03 03:23:21 PM
TheConvincingSavant: Bush doesn't drink because he's an alcoholic. Don't know about Huck or Romney.

Devout Mormons don't drink...at least that's what they say. Can't have any kind of stimulant/intoxicant...had a friend in grade school who drank a glass of ice tea, then freaked out, I mean freaked the fk out, when I told him there was caffeine in tea.

"What a silly god you have," I thought...
 
2008-03-03 03:24:11 PM
TheConvincingSavant: Bush doesn't drink because he's an alcoholic. Don't know about Huck or Romney.

You mean he's currently addicted to alcohol?
 
2008-03-03 03:26:53 PM
TheConvincingSavant:
Bush doesn't drink because he's an alcoholic. Don't know about Huck or Romney.


Mormon dude...Mitt won't even drink coffee.
 
2008-03-03 03:29:15 PM
Obdicut: TheConvincingSavant: Bush doesn't drink because he's an alcoholic. Don't know about Huck or Romney.

You mean he's currently addicted to alcohol?


You haven't been listening to the AA folks. Once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic, even if you don't drink any more.
 
2008-03-03 03:30:24 PM
Obdicut: TheConvincingSavant: Bush doesn't drink because he's an alcoholic. Don't know about Huck or Romney.

You mean he's currently addicted to alcohol?


img171.imageshack.us
 
2008-03-03 03:31:40 PM
Didn't swaggering around with a keg cup just seem completely natural for Hillary?

I don't know, I'm extremely cynical about the Clintons. Every damn thing just seems staged and goofy.

If the real Hillary ever stood up, I don't think I'd even know.
 
2008-03-03 03:32:24 PM
xenophon10k: MY NAME IS BENDER. PLEASE INSERT GIRDER.

z.about.com

BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!!
 
2008-03-03 03:32:30 PM
She should have tried doing this earlier.
 
2008-03-03 03:32:34 PM
Well, that oughta win all the Bush voters.
 
2008-03-03 03:32:38 PM
www.rsafc.com

She just secured the Ralph Snart vote.


/Obscure.
 
2008-03-03 03:33:23 PM
Obdicut: TheConvincingSavant: Bush doesn't drink because he's an alcoholic. Don't know about Huck or Romney.

You mean he's currently addicted to alcohol?


Dear Jerk;

'Alcoholic' is a term used to refer to anyone who has issues with drinking in moderation at all. There are no 'ex-alcoholics'.

Leo McGarry discussing his alcoholism:

I'm an alcoholic, I don't have one drink. I don't understand people who have one drink. I don't understand people who leave half a glass of wine on the table. I don't understand people who say they've had enough. How can you have enough of feeling like this?


Just amazing writing.
 
2008-03-03 03:33:28 PM
A red plastic cup? Where is she going, spring break?

/Girls Gone Wild, FTW
 
2008-03-03 03:33:58 PM
DarnoKonrad: Didn't swaggering around with a keg cup just seem completely natural for Hillary?

I don't know, I'm extremely cynical about the Clintons. Every damn thing just seems staged and goofy.

If the real Hillary ever stood up, I don't think I'd even know.


"I am Hillary Clinton!"
"No! I am Hillary Clinton!"
"I am Hilla- wait. What the hell are we doing? That's the biatch right over there. Take her away."
 
2008-03-03 03:34:35 PM
SpinStopper: Obdicut: TheConvincingSavant: Bush doesn't drink because he's an alcoholic. Don't know about Huck or Romney.

You mean he's currently addicted to alcohol?

You haven't been listening to the AA folks. Once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic, even if you don't drink any more.


Also, you don't have control over your drinking. You have to give up your free will to a higher power who will then make you stop drinking. As opposed to, you know, putting the farking bottle down.
 
2008-03-03 03:34:45 PM
DarnoKonrad: Didn't swaggering around with a keg cup just seem completely natural for Hillary?

I don't know, I'm extremely cynical about the Clintons. Every damn thing just seems staged and goofy.

If the real Hillary ever stood up, I don't think I'd even know.


No I absolutely agree with you. How many other days of this primary have we seen her doing that? 0. This was a ploy to get Texan votes.
 
2008-03-03 03:35:01 PM
Kegger!
 
2008-03-03 03:35:34 PM
Know what, I think she does appear to look more "human" here - at least a little more "real."

/Refreshing.
//Like Beer.
///Hooray Beer!
 
2008-03-03 03:35:48 PM
I like how they cleverly edited the video so that viewers can't see her spit out the beer and scream "THIS isn't the blood of innocent babies. You all know the HILARY needs 5 quarts of fresh baby blood each day to survive!"
 
2008-03-03 03:36:01 PM
HaHa! Barak can't have a beer because he's a Mooslim.
 
2008-03-03 03:36:21 PM
DarnoKonrad: I don't know, I'm extremely cynical about the Clintons. Every damn thing just seems staged and goofy.

What? You mean that when she was wearing a yarmulke for her campaign, it was staged?

Outrageous!! That can't be!

*stumbles away, muttering in disbelief*

//*rolls eyes*
 
2008-03-03 03:36:28 PM
After one too many:

i93.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-03 03:36:46 PM
That seemed ultra-fake.

SHOCKING.
 
2008-03-03 03:37:49 PM
rubi_con_man: 'Alcoholic' is a term used to refer to anyone who has issues with drinking in moderation at all. There are no 'ex-alcoholics'.

Well a lot of people don't buy that.
It is also hardly the universally accepted concept of alcoholism.
 
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