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(Some Nutjob)   Say hello to my leetle friend, trick or treaters   ( divider line
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141 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Nov 2002 at 1:43 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-11-01 01:46:56 PM  
2002-11-01 01:47:07 PM  
They shouldn't have knocked if the light was off.
2002-11-01 01:47:19 PM  
slightly injured WTF? was anyone shot or not?
2002-11-01 01:47:39 PM  
Free Bullets!
2002-11-01 01:48:02 PM  
If only I had thought of that...

Nah, just kidding, I wouldn't shoot at them, I just don't answer the door. (Only got one knock anyway)
2002-11-01 01:48:08 PM  
Holy crap! Someone needs to leave a flaming bag of poo on his doorstep!
2002-11-01 01:48:47 PM  
slightly injured, likely just means she dodged out of the way and fell down or was hit by a splinter in the eye. Had anyone been shot the media wouldn't let that juicy bit of news go unreported.
2002-11-01 01:49:08 PM  
After reading this it seems like John McClaine shooting the german through the table in Die Hard. Freaking asshat
2002-11-01 01:50:15 PM  
When trick or treating, always lay down a suppressing fire as you approach the door.
2002-11-01 01:51:25 PM  
"Mr. Yablonski was held in detox for 12 hours before he could stand up long enough to be booked."
2002-11-01 01:51:39 PM  
Well, at least he wasn't giving out pennies or Chick tracts. (See yesterday's survey)
2002-11-01 01:51:41 PM  
Wow, Rahree. Thank you for taking the time to enlighten us. We appreciate your contribution to this thread.

I see nothing wrong with what the man in the article did, by the way. People trespassed on his property and battered his door, and then tried to extort payment in the form of candy.

He had every right to fire at them. Maybe next time they'll think twice about extorting hardworking citizens for food under the threat of 'TRICKS.'

slightly injured = jumped out of way but lacked coordination and scraped knee.
2002-11-01 01:51:46 PM  
I guess he chose trick rather than treat.
2002-11-01 01:52:12 PM  
This asshat could have avoided the whole thing simply by putting a sign on the door that read:

No Candy Here...Now Fark Off!!!
2002-11-01 01:52:25 PM  
Duke: "I always like to soften a room up before I enter." realize that's totally insane?
...but that might be a good defense.
2002-11-01 01:52:59 PM  
"Get offa my property!"

/old, bitter, drunk guy
2002-11-01 01:54:03 PM  
When did Slayerswine move to St. Charles?
2002-11-01 01:56:36 PM  
that's stupid.
2002-11-01 02:01:09 PM  
I grew up in that town. I lived on the better side of the Fox River, though.
2002-11-01 02:01:53 PM  
When trick or treating, always lay down a suppressing fire as you approach the door.

WTF is this, Hallowe'en in Hollis?

(RIP, Jam Master Jay)
2002-11-01 02:02:23 PM  
when I first read the articles headline I thought he shot Himself through the door, (as in his body smashed through the door) like a prank.
2002-11-01 02:02:26 PM  
So...any bets on how heavy the cop beat-down was at the station?
2002-11-01 02:07:10 PM  
HEY! Mr. Jones is giving out bullets!!! C'mon guys!
2002-11-01 02:26:25 PM  
Say hello to my leetle friend trick or treaters.

That was undoubtedly. Best. Headline. Ever. I was intrigued by the sexual innuendo! I had to go see!

Let me buy that submitter a beer!
2002-11-01 02:26:43 PM  
And this is the first sign that you have become unstable...
2002-11-01 02:31:37 PM  

Sorry dude, no sexual innuendo in the title, It's referring to Scarface where Pacino says "Say hello to my little friend" before firing at enemies behind a door


2002-11-01 02:47:54 PM  
"Jou come in here, and try to take my candy?!?!"
"Jou wanna play?? Okay!!"
"FARK jou 'man!! I take jou all to FARKING HELL!!!"
"I bury Jou cockroaches!!"

2002-11-01 03:18:05 PM  
Schmack, your comment made my day. I love Cliff, and I think I may live near Appleton City.
2002-11-01 03:21:25 PM  
You know, if that infant had a CCW and could legally have been carrying a firearm, he would have protected his poor mother. Farking gun grabbers. How many will have to die before you see the error of your ways.


This thread has been around an hour and it's not a bunch of useless Pro/Con 2nd amendment flames. Am I not at Fark?
2002-11-01 03:26:44 PM  
The many sniper threads kind of wrung that out of us for a few weeks, methinks.
I do like the idea that the guy hurled himself through the door as a prank, though.
"Trick or--"
"Here's your candy, kids. Think you could re-compress this spring for me?"
2002-11-01 03:29:48 PM  
Well, maybe one of the trick or treaters was dressed up as a Rugrat. That'd get ME firing anyway.
2002-11-01 04:03:47 PM  
I like this guy...trick, eh? Trick this muddafarker!!!
And yet no grenades or return fire. Kids are getting soft these days.

As George Carlin said: FARK the children!!!
2002-11-01 04:06:47 PM  
Schmack and Tom_Riddle Now how long before we start seeing pictures of costumed goth vampires and fat chicks dressed up as Spongebob Squarepants on Cliff's page with captions like "See, I have ESP. I shot through the door because I knew what the morons looked like."?
2002-11-01 04:45:33 PM  
Here you go little kiddies have some lead treats
2002-11-01 04:50:21 PM  
Sorry, I too thought that the headline was implying the guy showed off his OTHER "leetle friend."
2002-11-01 04:54:13 PM  
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2002-11-01 04:57:47 PM  
Yep, there's zero chance his house will get the everloving crap egged out of it.
2002-11-01 06:21:53 PM  
there were demons at the door.
2002-11-01 08:37:52 PM  
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2002-11-08 04:01:31 AM  
Loser fb- slayerswine 779
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