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(Some Girl)   Twelve is a little young for a tramp stamp, don't you think?   (wcax.com) divider line 292
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2008-03-01 07:03:01 PM
MadAzza: Thank you for explaining that for all the idiots who think they're sooo clever, refer to TV news writers as "AP writers" (or, God forbid, "journalists") and refused to read the 17 other posts explaining that which you just explained.

farking idiots make me want to kill. Or maybe that's the PMS.

Eh, either way.


Thank you!!!! Makes me stabby...I often wonder how much shorter the average Fark thread would be if people actually read the comments of others before posting their own.
 
2008-03-01 07:06:01 PM
overlord_mike:
Besides its sexxy when a girl has a look in her eyes that says:

I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!


yeah, succubuses (succubi?) are sexy.

steklo

hey you're from LI- I grew up there!
 
2008-03-01 07:06:46 PM
steklo:

Howdy Mike!


Howdy Steklo

where is your badge?
 
2008-03-01 07:07:38 PM
Thirty-8-year-old Glen Vincent

wtf???
 
2008-03-01 07:08:11 PM
sweetmelissa31:

yeah, succubuses (succubi?) are sexy.


i think succubi is right.

Hey at least i know exactly what they want from me
 
2008-03-01 07:09:17 PM
overlord_mike: steklo:

Howdy Mike!

Howdy Steklo

where is your badge?


LOL...I asked to see one, but no one ever sent me one. I fear it was because I didn't let the public see my e-mail addy.

SweetMel..Long Island. I escaped for about 20 years but they brought me back!
 
2008-03-01 07:09:48 PM
Weaver95: In some cultures, tattooing doesn't have the stigma that we've attached to it. It's even considered part of becoming an adult and people without some kind of tattoo are considered children. Even in our culture, tattooing has undergone a shift in my life time. When I was a kid, only 'bad people' got a tattoo. Nowadays, it's common and has only a mild stigma, if any at all.

Yes, well. Not in our culture. And around here that's the only one that counts
 
2008-03-01 07:14:05 PM
steklo:

LOL...I asked to see one, but no one ever sent me one. I fear it was because I didn't let the public see my e-mail addy.


i sent it to you yesterday, ill resend it
 
2008-03-01 07:14:09 PM
steklo

Oh no, you should try to escape again. Whenever I go back there to visit my parents I feel like I'm going to have a panic attack.
 
2008-03-01 07:14:20 PM
Speaking of other cultures, is there any tattoo place in the states that offer plate lip installation? Seems tattoo's and body peircings are getting lame now. Time to upgrade to something way more attractive...a Nice huge plate lip.

/you may turn your sarcasim detector off now
 
2008-03-01 07:15:43 PM
sweetmelissa31: steklo

Oh no, you should try to escape again. Whenever I go back there to visit my parents I feel like I'm going to have a panic attack.


Funny I feel the same way whenever I leave my driveway!
 
2008-03-01 07:16:28 PM
apiarist: mama's_tasty_foods: My FOUR-year-old niece had one of those temporary tattoo things. I told my sister "don't you think this is a little young for even a pretend tramp stamp?" She said, "they all have them."

Lighten up, Francis.

I'd venture to guess that I'm the most conservative/reactionary poster here.

We often sent our granddaughters home with Harley "tattoos"

So far, the first six of them are in the top 1 % of their classes, and the oldest two are qualified for the state swimming championships. Temporary tattoos are a joke, not a life sentence.


Then you have 3 yr olds at county fairs with all sorts of face paint done by clowns. Yet no one says a thing about it.

/just an observation, not an opinion.
 
2008-03-01 07:17:58 PM
sweetmelissa31: steklo

Oh no, you should try to escape again. Whenever I go back there to visit my parents I feel like I'm going to have a panic attack.


If you're approaching Long Island from the Varazanno's, one can feel the heart pounding, blood pressure raising, hands clamped down hard on the steering wheel panic ridden sense of harm. It happens everytime I return to Long Island.
 
2008-03-01 07:18:23 PM
overlord_mike: sweetmelissa31:

yeah, succubuses (succubi?) are sexy.

i think succubi is right.

Hey at least i know exactly what they want from me


we all want it from you mike!
 
2008-03-01 07:19:14 PM
Facepaint is the oral sex of tattoos
 
2008-03-01 07:20:02 PM
Hello ShortySF21
 
2008-03-01 07:20:10 PM
steklo: Facepaint is the oral sex of tattoos

ok, i'm opening myself up for bashing here. i have 11 tattoos. none of which are visible if im wearing jeans and a t shirt.

call me skanky if you want. i like em :D
 
2008-03-01 07:20:25 PM
shortysf21:
we all want it from you mike!


damn it im only one man, i get tired, i need sleep and my tongue gets sore
 
2008-03-01 07:20:48 PM
steklo: Hello ShortySF21

heya stek! just added you to IM
 
2008-03-01 07:21:00 PM
If banging 12 year olds is wrong, then I don't wanna be caught
 
2008-03-01 07:21:05 PM
ptelg: S-T-F-U!!!! YOU HAVE ADDED NOTHING NOTHING WHAT A DREW-DAMN WASTE!!! YOU WORTHLESS KNOW-IT-ALL!!!

CHRIST, IF I HEAR ONE MORE THING ABOUT OTHER CULTURES AND WHAT THEY DO I'M GOING TO EXECUTE A PUPPY!!!


Weaver95 is now officially my hero.

Good job, buddy!
 
2008-03-01 07:21:10 PM
shortysf21: steklo: Facepaint is the oral sex of tattoos

ok, i'm opening myself up for bashing here. i have 11 tattoos. none of which are visible if im wearing jeans and a t shirt.

call me skanky if you want. i like em :D


We require proof.

/you got my email
 
2008-03-01 07:21:23 PM
overlord_mike: shortysf21:
we all want it from you mike!

damn it im only one man, i get tired, i need sleep and my tongue gets sore


thats ok. i can take care of you while you rest lol
 
2008-03-01 07:22:09 PM
overlord_mike: shortysf21: steklo: Facepaint is the oral sex of tattoos

ok, i'm opening myself up for bashing here. i have 11 tattoos. none of which are visible if im wearing jeans and a t shirt.

call me skanky if you want. i like em :D

We require proof.

/you got my email


i'll take pics when i get home from work tonight :D
 
2008-03-01 07:23:01 PM
steklo
If you're approaching Long Island from the Varazanno's, one can feel the heart pounding, blood pressure raising, hands clamped down hard on the steering wheel panic ridden sense of harm. It happens everytime I return to Long Island.


Yes, just seeing all of those LIers in their luxury cars as soon as I get onto the LIE makes me want to throw up. The last time I was home was to go out to Chinese food with my family on Christmas (since we're Jews) and the place we went to was packed full of other loud obnoxious Jews, and it was then I decided I never wanted to return.
 
2008-03-01 07:24:07 PM
shortysf21: steklo: Facepaint is the oral sex of tattoos

ok, i'm opening myself up for bashing here. i have 11 tattoos. none of which are visible if im wearing jeans and a t shirt.

call me skanky if you want. i like em :D


I didn't mean to offend you sweetie. I'm sure your's look great. To each their own i suspect. Hey...I've got a good tattoo photo around here somewhere...Its a tattoo of a guy (stick figure) with a lawn mower over some mons pubs...would I get in trouble for posting that?

Probably
 
2008-03-01 07:25:01 PM
shortysf21:

i'll take pics when i get home from work tonight :D


WOO HOO!

/believe it or not i never get BIE.
 
2008-03-01 07:25:56 PM
steklo:

I didn't mean to offend you sweetie. I'm sure your's look great. To each their own i suspect. Hey...I've got a good tattoo photo around here somewhere...Its a tattoo of a guy (stick figure) with a lawn mower over some mons pubs...would I get in trouble for posting that?

Probably


if your not sure... link and say maybe NSFW.
 
2008-03-01 07:26:00 PM
steklo: shortysf21: steklo: Facepaint is the oral sex of tattoos

ok, i'm opening myself up for bashing here. i have 11 tattoos. none of which are visible if im wearing jeans and a t shirt.

call me skanky if you want. i like em :D

I didn't mean to offend you sweetie. I'm sure your's look great. To each their own i suspect. Hey...I've got a good tattoo photo around here somewhere...Its a tattoo of a guy (stick figure) with a lawn mower over some mons pubs...would I get in trouble for posting that?

Probably


lol i knew you werent hun, just quoted you to get your attention :) i've seen the lawn mower. its very cute. i have butterflies, tribal art and kanji symbols. my next will be my daughter's feetprint scaled down on my inner wrist.
 
2008-03-01 07:26:36 PM
overlord_mike: shortysf21:

i'll take pics when i get home from work tonight :D

WOO HOO!

/believe it or not i never get BIE.


no way. i really dont believe that!
 
2008-03-01 07:27:57 PM
sweetmelissa31:
Yes, just seeing all of those LIers in their luxury cars as soon as I get onto the LIE makes me want to throw up.


What's wrong with a luxury car? If you can afford to look like an asshat and afford the gas, then why not?

A jew on long island? unpossible. LOL!

Jesus was a Jew, but don't tell anyone.
 
2008-03-01 07:29:28 PM
steklo: Speaking of other cultures, is there any tattoo place in the states that offer plate lip installation? Seems tattoo's and body peircings are getting lame now. Time to upgrade to something way more attractive...a Nice huge plate lip.

/you may turn your sarcasim detector off now


Sarcasm not noted by teh body modification crowd. "Lip plates" aren't uncommon in the US, and you don't get them "installed".
 
2008-03-01 07:29:45 PM
shortysf21:

no way. i really dont believe that!


honest to god truth.

the only thing even close was when Andrew Wiggin sent me a funny porno outtake
 
2008-03-01 07:31:51 PM
shortysf21: steklo: Hello ShortySF21

heya stek! just added you to IM


I DON'T farkING CARE.

Jesus Christ on a piece of toast, will you people take it to e-mail?
 
2008-03-01 07:32:53 PM
how would you know?

i27.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-01 07:33:05 PM
freedumb: video here

Link (new window)


Thanks got getting me sidetracked on Saaya Irie videos

/I'll go ahead and take a seat right over there
//right after I delete YouTube history before GF comes over
 
2008-03-01 07:35:19 PM
mmmata: how would you know?

I would ask her how many Hello Kitty Tattoos she has.
 
2008-03-01 07:36:33 PM
The Voice of Doom: sweetmelissa31
So I just looked it up: NSFW-it's a penis! (new window)

and I was wrong, it appears to be a dragon (with an piercing as the eye).

Those pictures show only a small part; that guy has got way more ink, for example:
rear view (NSFW)


Yeah that's the kind of guy I want to hang out with. Someone so involved with their penis and people looking at it, he tattoos it. While the artwork itself is remarkable, I put that type of ego right up there with the guys that tattoo "pu**y" or whatever on the insides of their lips.
 
2008-03-01 07:38:16 PM
MadAzza: shortysf21: steklo: Hello ShortySF21

heya stek! just added you to IM

I DON'T farkING CARE.

Jesus Christ on a piece of toast, will you people take it to e-mail?


theres an ignore users part in your profile. ignore me.
 
2008-03-01 07:39:26 PM
fanbladesaresharp:
Yeah that's the kind of guy I want to hang out with. Someone so involved with their penis and people looking at it, he tattoos it. While the artwork itself is remarkable, I put that type of ego right up there with the guys that tattoo "pu**y" or whatever on the insides of their lips.


Wait, did I read this correctly? Guys tatoo the inside of their lips?

/perhaps I don't want to leave my cave.
 
2008-03-01 07:40:29 PM
Stephanie, you are a hoot!
 
2008-03-01 07:41:35 PM
hehe. might as well ignore liltat as well, i'll be posting under that name as of tomorrow.
 
2008-03-01 07:45:36 PM
shortysf21: hehe. might as well ignore liltat as well, i'll be posting under that name as of tomorrow.

let me add that to my faves...wink wink nudge nudge
 
2008-03-01 07:46:10 PM
:)

well its time to head home. tty guys later!
 
2008-03-01 07:47:02 PM
steklo: shortysf21: steklo: Facepaint is the oral sex of tattoos

ok, i'm opening myself up for bashing here. i have 11 tattoos. none of which are visible if im wearing jeans and a t shirt.

call me skanky if you want. i like em :D

I didn't mean to offend you sweetie. I'm sure your's look great. To each their own i suspect. Hey...I've got a good tattoo photo around here somewhere...Its a tattoo of a guy (stick figure) with a lawn mower over some mons pubs...would I get in trouble for posting that?

Probably


Depends on how you link it (new NSFW window)

If outside with the NSFW notice, than no. Putting the image in HERE? Yes.
 
2008-03-01 07:49:18 PM
mama's_tasty_foods: My FOUR-year-old niece had one of those temporary tattoo things. I told my sister "don't you think this is a little young for even a pretend tramp stamp?" She said, "they all have them."

My four year old insists her friends have "real" tattoos. We figure she means "real" as in "not drawn in crayon," and she even received a couple of the little rub-off ones in valentines.

She won't be using them.
 
2008-03-01 07:49:44 PM
fanbladesaresharp:
Depends on how you link it (new NSFW window)

If outside with the NSFW notice, than no. Putting the image in HERE? Yes.


Cool...yes, i've noticed that before. Well no worries, I can't find the pic anyway! Shucks.
 
2008-03-01 07:53:58 PM
Would I deny my company talent because of a tattoo? No, I clearly stated that there is nothing wrong with a tattoo. I did stipulate that anyone who is heavily tattooed in a manner that is obtrusive would be denied the opportunity to work for me. Is that denying talent? Depends. In the job that I have, with the work that needs to be done, looks and relationships matter alot. As talented as a heavily tattooed person may be, looks play a role in a person's decision making.
I grew up being taught not to judge a person based on their looks. These looks I was taught to NOT judge were looks people had little decision in - whether they were handicapped, overweight, black, white, asian, hispanic. When it comes to looks you have control over, what you do says alot about who you are. I had a fellow interview for a job and he was wearing a poorly knotted tie, a jacket that clashed with his pants, and had clearly not combed his hair. He was very intelligent. But he lacked intelligence about how to present himself. I told him so. I told him I thought he was qualified to do the job, but because I had to have him visit clients, I'm certain I'd get calls from them about sending someone who couldn't maintain a decent look.
In that vein, I would receive similar calls about heavy tattoos. So am I doing my company a disservice? Absolutely not.

Do I think this is wrong? No. We make judgements about people in the first 10 seconds we meet them. These judgements are almost always going to come to bear the second and third time we meet them. As a result, while first impressions aren't always right, they will wind up being "right" because of initial bias.


What bug crawled up my ass, someone else asked? None. On every date I ever went on, I asked the woman if she had a tattoo. If they answered yes, I asked what it was. If it was a tramp stamp, I knew I was going to get laid, and that came true far more often than not. But that wasn't going to be a woman I married, because the judgement I made about that person was, almost always, correct. Typically these women were self-absorbed, or alternatively so lacking in self esteem, that they felt the tattoo said something about them or made them something different than what they were.

I'm happily married now for 15 years. My wife is talking about getting a tat now. If she wants, she can. She's old enough to know what works....and I know she'll be discreet. She despises tramp stamps.
 
2008-03-01 07:54:09 PM
fanbladesaresharp:

If outside with the NSFW notice, than no. Putting the image in HERE? Yes.
 
2008-03-01 07:54:59 PM
overlord_mike: fanbladesaresharp:

If outside with the NSFW notice, than no. Putting the image in HERE? Yes.


damit.

Ment to say do it just like that
 
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