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(Stuff.co.nz)   Nightclub left in the managerial hands of two 15-year olds. What could possibly go wrong?   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 72
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2008-03-01 06:53:02 AM
Shenanigans. The guy on the right looks at least 36. He could easily play prop for the ABs.
 
2008-03-01 07:11:12 AM
What could possibly go wrong?

Hollywood hears about it & cranks out another miserable teen comedy.

/DRTFA
 
2008-03-01 07:55:06 AM
biobot: Shenanigans. The guy on the right looks at least 36 like he rides the short bus.

FTFY
 
2008-03-01 08:13:28 AM
Did the bouncers give wedgies instead of near fatal beat downs for stepping into the wrong section? Because that would seriously piss me off.
 
2008-03-01 09:23:14 AM

Here's the flyer that got everyone so excited:



file039a.bebo.com

 
2008-03-01 09:37:04 AM
That's 30 years of life experience. They'll be fine.
 
2008-03-01 09:39:39 AM
www.stuff.co.nz


Retarded adults are the new 15.

 
2008-03-01 09:40:15 AM
Recoil Therapy: Hollywood hears about it & cranks out another miserable teen comedy.

Done in two. Good jorb!
 
2008-03-01 09:41:00 AM
that one guy looks like chunk from the goonies
 
2008-03-01 09:41:02 AM
I declare New Zealand to be the most lovable nation on earth.

Who's with me?
 
2008-03-01 09:43:51 AM
the guy on the right in the pic, says his name is Bill Goode, who was the father of Byron, the other 15 year old.

They farked it up saying "both aged 15"
 
2008-03-01 09:47:36 AM
FTFA: If kids have somethingone to do at night, somewhere to dance take drugs and listen to music, then they love it and they're not out on the street wondering what to do break, who to attack and getting into trouble

/Aah, memories :-)
 
2008-03-01 09:49:02 AM
ah i farked it up.the guy on the right looks like sloth from the goonies
 
2008-03-01 09:56:34 AM
biobot: Shenanigans. The guy on the right looks at least 36 like Jabba the Hutt.

FTFY
 
2008-03-01 09:58:30 AM
Not to thread jack or anything, but WTF is up with the ad for Charter high speed internet that pops up everywhere on Fark for the last 15 minutes?

/thread jack over
 
2008-03-01 09:58:30 AM
badfish1211: ah i farked it up.the guy on the right looks like sloth from the goonies

Can't it be both? No, seriously, you could make a case for him looking like Chunk or Sloth.
 
2008-03-01 09:59:15 AM
Photo credit is wrong. Mainly because while it's Bill in the pic and not Byron, those are their middle names, both are actually called Johnathan.

/Too cryptic?
 
2008-03-01 10:01:52 AM
"Sloth love Punk!"
 
2008-03-01 10:02:59 AM
SR_NightBane: badfish1211: ah i farked it up.the guy on the right looks like sloth from the goonies

Can't it be both? No, seriously, you could make a case for him looking like Chunk or Sloth.


He's their love child.
 
2008-03-01 10:05:39 AM
The names of people and places in this article are full of win:

The city of Christchurch

Inspector Gary Knowles

Bath Street

Gorehouse and Innard Splatter
 
2008-03-01 10:07:16 AM
I was just going to comment that some gullible parent watches too much Disney channel but someone made the comment about hollywood, so now I dont' need to.
 
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2008-03-01 10:08:43 AM
heh heh... gobsmacked.
 
2008-03-01 10:14:05 AM
Oooooo...a free sacrament CD!!
 
2008-03-01 10:17:58 AM
If the guy on the right is 15a, he's going through puberty backwards.
 
2008-03-01 10:19:53 AM
k80blue: SR_NightBane: badfish1211: ah i farked it up.the guy on the right looks like sloth from the goonies

Can't it be both? No, seriously, you could make a case for him looking like Chunk or Sloth.

He's their love child.


Kill it with fire!

/threw up in my mouth a little...
 
2008-03-01 10:23:02 AM
SOUNDS COOL TO ME!

i236.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-01 10:31:57 AM
The Experts (new window) approve
 
2008-03-01 10:33:45 AM
Here is that link http://www.girlpants.org/manpants/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/experts.jpg

i am an idiot
 
2008-03-01 10:34:46 AM
Apparently the club really shouldn't be at fault, the posters were made and posted by the bands. All the club did wrong was operate without a permit (or in kiwispeak 'consents')

/whats with eurotrash and kiwis pluralizing EVERYTHING? Like 'maths'
//pet peeve
 
2008-03-01 10:35:39 AM
i236.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-01 10:42:10 AM
I hear that they wanted to book Great White, but ran into some problems.
 
2008-03-01 10:43:59 AM
I'm sorry, but the guy in the right looks like a fat asian version of Tin-Tin.

/And the other looks like a coked-up guido
 
2008-03-01 10:44:47 AM
Matrix Flavored Wasabi: whats with eurotrash and kiwis pluralizing EVERYTHING? Like 'maths'

'Mathematics' is plural. Just because we didn't adopt Webster's Simplifyde Inglish for Idjits...
 
2008-03-01 10:55:39 AM
Kids shouldn't be allowed in that setting
 
2008-03-01 11:03:30 AM
At least they didn't set off indoor pyrotechnics beneath a 7' ceiling, coat the stage with extremely flammable fire code breaking material, and block a couple of exits.
 
2008-03-01 11:03:45 AM
heh heh... gobsmacked.

that was all I came here to say also.
 
2008-03-01 11:11:06 AM
Gee an illegal punk club. What is this 1982?
 
2008-03-01 11:31:56 AM
www.maj.com
 
2008-03-01 11:32:53 AM
I'm liking the tattoo on one of the pictured fifteen-year-olds. That's some fine parenting there, Lou...
 
2008-03-01 11:33:12 AM
www.typophile.com

THE OFFICIAL METAL MOCKERY SITE!

/obligatory
//that would actually be a good death metal band name.
 
2008-03-01 11:36:08 AM
AJatHP: I love how the guy holding the fanta seems to be pointing at some guy with his hands in the pants of some chick on top of him.
 
2008-03-01 11:43:51 AM
This reminds me.... A week or two ago somebody posted a link to this hilarious Florida guido who had a MySpace that consisted of literally hundreds of photos of this douchebag surrounded by party girls in nightclubs.

I wanted to show my co-workers this guy but didn't bookmark the link. Perhaps somebody recalls what I'm talking about?
 
2008-03-01 11:44:53 AM
i95.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-01 11:48:39 AM
Korangulation: AJatHP: I love how the guy holding the fanta seems to be pointing at some guy with his hands in the pants of some chick on top of him.

Yeah im pretty sure that was not on purpose
 
2008-03-01 11:56:29 AM
overlord_mike:Yeah im pretty sure that was not on purpose

Hence why I said 'seems'. Doesn't make it any less amusing.
 
2008-03-01 11:58:43 AM
Korangulation: overlord_mike:Yeah im pretty sure that was not on purpose

Hence why I said 'seems'. Doesn't make it any less amusing.


ah
 
2008-03-01 12:08:11 PM
AJatHP

/fap fap fap


First thing I noticed about the picture wasn't in the foreground :)
 
2008-03-01 12:09:31 PM
SR_NightBane: badfish1211: ah i farked it up.the guy on the right looks like sloth from the goonies

Can't it be both? No, seriously, you could make a case for him looking like Chunk or Sloth.


Chunk / Sloth lovechild, perhaps?
 
2008-03-01 12:12:41 PM
You know who else organized activities for youth...

/had to be said
 
2008-03-01 12:25:21 PM
guesser: Here's the flyer that got everyone so excited:

Doubtful...

Quote: "It wasn't a sanctioned poster and we told the guy to put pants on the kid and take the strippers off.

"It was a stupid thing to do, but we are dealing with kids."

Your flyer has no strippers and a fully clothed kid...
 
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