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2008-02-29 09:04:11 AM
I don't understand how these men arrive at the house of the girls they're chatting up online and expect to meet anyone but Chris Hanson.
 
2008-02-29 09:09:47 AM
Pocket Ninja: I don't understand how these men arrive at the house of the girls they're chatting up online and expect to meet anyone but Chris Hanson.

"Well, I was expecting a fourteen year old, but hell, I'm horny, you'll do"
 
2008-02-29 09:10:24 AM
TFA The mother then took the girl and her younger daughter out of the house and told her husband, who guarded the teen's bedroom until officers arrived, authorities said.

I imagine he just sat in the corner with a shotgun pointed at the guy. Must have been an interesting conversation.
 
2008-02-29 09:14:48 AM
awwkwarrd
 
2008-02-29 09:17:45 AM
The real question is...was the chick hawt?
 
2008-02-29 09:20:01 AM
dj_bigbird: The real question is...was the chick hawt?

She's 14.

NO.

14 Year-olds are NOT HOT, they are little girls!
 
2008-02-29 09:24:23 AM
I like how he claimes he thought she was 20, but didn't question her going to school.
 
2008-02-29 09:26:03 AM
TFA Police said Gahagen thought the girl was 20, the Fort Worth Star-Telegram reported in its online edition Wednesday.

This just in: Teenagers online lie about their age, looks, and everything they do.

Secondly: I'd think the "You have to climb up to my room" would've been a bit of a hint.

Thirdly: No one's gonna believe 20. Should've said 17.
 
2008-02-29 09:26:21 AM
labman: I like how he claimes he thought she was 20, but didn't question her going to school.

The girl asking me to climb in the window so her parents don't find out is a deal breaker.
 
2008-02-29 09:27:06 AM
labman: I like how he claimes he thought she was 20, but didn't question her going to school.

Well it is Texas...
 
2008-02-29 09:28:16 AM
I don't know, I think the second part is more just news. Fark would be more something like the mom having sex with him.
 
2008-02-29 09:38:45 AM
fuzzwell: dj_bigbird: The real question is...was the chick hawt?

She's 14.

NO.

14 Year-olds are NOT HOT, they are little girls!


Is it bad that I sort of disagree with this statement?
 
2008-02-29 09:40:39 AM
THAT'S H...

*sees picture of dude*

*pukes in mouth a little*

That's not hot, dude.
 
2008-02-29 09:40:39 AM
So a 14 year old girl was online trawling for cock and lying about her age. Somehow she'll be the innocent victim in this.
 
2008-02-29 09:41:07 AM
steef: fuzzwell: dj_bigbird: The real question is...was the chick hawt?

She's 14.

NO.

14 Year-olds are NOT HOT, they are little girls!

Is it bad that I sort of disagree with this statement?


Why don't you have a seat over there....
 
2008-02-29 09:41:27 AM
The Dad guarded the room? WTF? If it were my daughter I would have gotten a couple of wacks in with a baseball bat before I called the cops. "Honest officer, he was coming at me"
 
2008-02-29 09:41:28 AM
steef: fuzzwell: dj_bigbird: The real question is...was the chick hawt?

She's 14.

NO.

14 Year-olds are NOT HOT, they are little girls!

Is it bad that I sort of disagree with this statement?


Probably.

But meh, semantics. Obviously only somebody pathological thinks children are hot, so skip talking about age and just talk about hot chicks. Seriously, this thread is going to degrade into NBC Catch A Predator in 5 seconds, but this is my little PSA anyway.
 
2008-02-29 09:42:11 AM
Makes you wonder about how many guys are doing this and NOT getting caught AND not appearing on Dateline.

/anyone care to take a guess?
 
2008-02-29 09:42:19 AM
NuclearWinter: TFA Police said Gahagen thought the girl was 20, the Fort Worth Star-Telegram reported in its online edition Wednesday.

This just in: Teenagers online lie about their age, looks, and everything they do.

So do pedophiles.
 
2008-02-29 09:42:27 AM
14 Year-olds are NOT HOT, they are little girls!

She was just innocently playing hide the salami.
 
2008-02-29 09:42:43 AM
steef: fuzzwell: dj_bigbird: The real question is...was the chick hawt?

She's 14.

NO.

14 Year-olds are NOT HOT, they are little girls!

Is it bad that I sort of disagree with this statement?


Not at all. I won't disagree that I think it's inappropriate for a 14 y.o. and a 27 y.o. but frankly 3 or 7 might be a little girl, 14 is teenager, which isn't little girl anymore.

Man, I am looking for chicks out of college with reasonable jobs living on their own. Why would someone "date" one still going to middle school? She sure can't come over to your place, and if you have to climb in the window of hers, I just don't get it.
 
2008-02-29 09:42:59 AM
"The girl's mother found Eric Gahagen, 27, of Center City, Penn., sleeping in her daughter's bed after the girl left for school Monday morning, according to police."

then

"He is accused of having sex with the teen Monday after she returned home from school."

How'd they manage to have sex after her mom found the guy???
 
2008-02-29 09:43:27 AM
A better ending would be if the guy woke up in the girls bed, with moms staring at him. He jumps up (wearing the bedsheet like a cape) and yells,"DONT WORRY MA'M, I'M FROM THE INTERNETS"

He then jumps out the window landing on a wrought-iron fence that tears off his testicle sack, rendering him sterile for the rest of his life.

The end.
 
2008-02-29 09:43:29 AM
You know it was a 14 year old that introduced me to the fact, that you can't judge a girl's age by the size of her chest.
 
2008-02-29 09:43:33 AM
Of course none of this is the little snowflake's fault, nor is it the parents fault for not supervising their kids online.

/damn straight i'll spy on my little snowflake when she gets older
//keyloggers ftw
 
2008-02-29 09:43:55 AM
fuzzwell: dj_bigbird: The real question is...was the chick hawt?

She's 14.

NO.

14 Year-olds are NOT HOT, they are little girls!


Little? Some not so much
 
2008-02-29 09:44:03 AM
Is it me, or does the picture of the guy look a little like the picture of studman69?

/she must not have had pointy knees
 
2008-02-29 09:45:01 AM
holy crap lol. wheres the pics? and who is studman69?
 
2008-02-29 09:45:29 AM
Observatory: Makes you wonder about how many guys are doing this and NOT getting caught AND not appearing on Dateline.

/anyone care to take a guess?


Well more than I would care to think about. I wonder if the "child" is the one instigating it in other cases too? Not that it makes it any better to follow the girl's lead past the point of anything making sense. It is possible he really was too dumb to figure out all the classic signs of her not being 20, but at least he wasn't necessarily trolling for Middle School tang.
 
2008-02-29 09:46:03 AM
i269.photobucket.com
/obligatory
 
2008-02-29 09:46:25 AM
fuzzwell: dj_bigbird: The real question is...was the chick hawt?

She's 14.

NO.

14 Year-olds are NOT HOT, they are little girls!


Depends. What's she wearing?
 
2008-02-29 09:46:47 AM
steef: fuzzwell: dj_bigbird: The real question is...was the chick hawt?

She's 14.

NO.

14 Year-olds are NOT HOT, they are little girls!

Is it bad that I sort of disagree with this statement?


yes, yes it is. Now everyone stone the pedi.
 
2008-02-29 09:46:56 AM
Observatory: Makes you wonder about how many guys are doing this and NOT getting caught AND not appearing on Dateline.

/anyone care to take a guess?


Serioulsy it is WAY to early for you to be giving me the he-be-ge-bees over here.

/not guessing but I am sure it is WAY more then I want to know.
 
PRS
2008-02-29 09:47:01 AM
img172.imageshack.us

Wanted for questioning.
 
2008-02-29 09:47:04 AM
kgun12: "The girl's mother found Eric Gahagen, 27, of Center City, Penn., sleeping in her daughter's bed after the girl left for school Monday morning, according to police."

then

"He is accused of having sex with the teen Monday after she returned home from school."

How'd they manage to have sex after her mom found the guy???


maybe this is a farkworthy story... mother/daughter/creepy man party >_>

then again, it's probably just bad editing. Article says he snuck in sunday evening.
 
2008-02-29 09:47:35 AM
The girl's mother found Eric Gahagen, 27, of Center City, Penn., sleeping in her daughter's bed after the girl left for school Monday morning, according to police.

and then

The mother then took the girl and her younger daughter out of the house and told her husband, who guarded the teen's bedroom until officers arrived, authorities said.

So the girl left for school, Mom finds guy, Mom takes the girl and sis outside...hrm.

But more importantly, how did Dad refrain from shooting/stabbing/punching the perv in the scrote?
 
2008-02-29 09:47:37 AM
kgun12: "The girl's mother found Eric Gahagen, 27, of Center City, Penn., sleeping in her daughter's bed after the girl left for school Monday morning, according to police."

then

"He is accused of having sex with the teen Monday after she returned home from school."

How'd they manage to have sex after her mom found the guy???


This.
 
2008-02-29 09:48:16 AM
fuzzwell: <b>dj_bigbird:</b> <i>The real question is...was the chick hawt?</i>

She's 14.

NO.

14 Year-olds are NOT HOT, they are little girls!


Not according to some gods, they're not.


"From the age at which Hebrew maidens became marriageable, it is possible that Mary gave birth to her Son when she was about thirteen or fourteen years of age."
 
2008-02-29 09:48:49 AM
aaah that guy is not hittable!!
 
2008-02-29 09:48:54 AM
RedfordRenegade: A better ending would be if the guy woke up in the girls bed, with moms staring at him. He jumps up (wearing the bedsheet like a cape) and yells,"DONT WORRY MA'M, I'M FROM THE INTERNETS"

He then jumps out the window landing on a wrought-iron fence that tears off his testicle sack, rendering him sterile for the rest of his life.

The end.
TA DA!


FIFY
 
2008-02-29 09:49:55 AM
lozak: You know it was a 14 year old that introduced me to the fact, that you can't judge a girl's age by the size of her chest.

This is true. My neighbor's daughter was at least a C cup* when she was 12.

* I had no way of knowing for certain, and wasn't trying to find out

/but she had some a-ba-ba-bigba a-ba-ba-boobies
 
2008-02-29 09:49:57 AM
Gotta say unless there are a bunch of 14 yr olds on this thread, You guys are farkin sick. DIAF.
 
2008-02-29 09:50:29 AM
FTFA;
"The girl's mother found Eric Gahagen, 27, of Center City, Penn., sleeping in her daughter's bed after the girl left for school Monday morning, according to police."

-Then-

"He is accused of having sex with the teen Monday after she returned home from school."

Umm, does anybody else here detect a little bit of a "disconnect" in this? Please tell me that the report is in error, not that the Mother left a man in her daughters bedroom all day...
 
2008-02-29 09:51:55 AM
Quantumbunny: It is possible he really was too dumb to figure out all the classic signs of her not being 20, but at least he wasn't necessarily trolling for Middle School tang.

Yes, I've been at college parties in the past where you get to a certain point and

"Holy shiat you're only 14?!?"
 
2008-02-29 09:52:02 AM
So, if she really had been 20 and going to school and living with her parents, you think the guy would have been able to ring the bell, say hi to mom & dad, and take her upstairs and fark? Or would he still have had to sneak in the window? Seems like parents aren't usually too keen on their daughters farking under their roof, legal or no.
 
2008-02-29 09:52:17 AM
gigamortis: Gotta say unless there are a bunch of 14 yr olds on this thread, You guys are farkin sick. DIAF.

Welcome to Fark, please have your ticket ready and state your aisle or window preference.
 
2008-02-29 09:52:42 AM
sendtodave: fuzzwell: <b>dj_bigbird:</b> <i>The real question is...was the chick hawt?</i>

She's 14.

NO.

14 Year-olds are NOT HOT, they are little girls!

Not according to some gods, they're not.


"From the age at which Hebrew maidens became marriageable, it is possible that Mary gave birth to her Son when she was about thirteen or fourteen years of age."


It's only the last few/some decades that marriages pushed back from 12-16 around the world. Mostly due to life expectancy. Hell, people seem to be having plenty of kids in some places by the time they are out of high school, so maybe the only thing changed is the marriage.
 
2008-02-29 09:52:48 AM
NuclearWinter: labman: I like how he claimes he thought she was 20, but didn't question her going to school.

Well it is Texas...


WINNER!
 
2008-02-29 09:52:59 AM
TeleComplainer: Of course none of this is the little snowflake's fault, nor is it the parents fault for not supervising their kids online.

/damn straight i'll spy on my little snowflake when she gets older
//keyloggers ftw

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My ex co-worker's boyfriend created a fake Myspace page and chatted with his two teenage daughters(they don't live with him).

Apparently, one of them didn't have many taboos. They talked about oral and it got to the point where they arranged a meeting at Union Station. He thinks she never showed up, but I think she showed up and saw him before he saw her.
 
2008-02-29 09:53:29 AM
paquerette: So, if she really had been 20 and going to school and living with her parents, you think the guy would have been able to ring the bell, say hi to mom & dad, and take her upstairs and fark? Or would he still have had to sneak in the window? Seems like parents aren't usually too keen on their daughters farking under their roof, legal or no.

If she'd really been 20, she could've told mom and dad "Fark you" and walked out the door with the guy. 14 not so much.
 
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