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(WMCTV)   If you smoked crack in Mississippi in the 90s, chances are it came from this guy   (wmctv5.com) divider line 104
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2008-02-28 11:54:54 AM  
That's ALL I did in the 90's.
 
2008-02-28 11:55:03 AM  
He does look familiar..
 
2008-02-28 11:55:47 AM  
a whole 17 pounds per month?

lightweight
 
2008-02-28 11:56:00 AM  
I make my own crack, thankyouverymuch.
 
2008-02-28 11:56:45 AM  
Damn, just missed him since I started in the 2000's.
 
2008-02-28 11:57:26 AM  
Are you telling me the 90's are over? Lies!!!
 
2008-02-28 11:57:35 AM  
Ah yes, Crack Twain.
 
2008-02-28 11:57:36 AM  
I stumbles upon a pic of 17 pounds of crack.... but i think i'll spare you.
 
2008-02-28 11:59:08 AM  
They should put him in charge of GM. Maybe then stockholders would get a return on their investment.
 
2008-02-28 11:59:14 AM  
Marlo Stanfield?
 
2008-02-28 11:59:22 AM  
If you smoked crack in Mississippi in the 90s, chances are it came from this guy you're dead
 
2008-02-28 11:59:54 AM  
blair.park: I stumbles upon a pic of 17 pounds of crack.... but i think i'll spare you.

thank you
 
2008-02-28 12:02:02 PM  
I'm smoking crack right now so I am really getting a kick out of some of these replies.
 
2008-02-28 12:02:16 PM  
If you smoked crack in Mississippi in the 90s, chances are it came from this guy the guv'ment

/obligatory
 
2008-02-28 12:02:54 PM  
If you smoked crack in Mississippi in the 90s


just farking kill yourself, it's long long over due
 
2008-02-28 12:03:13 PM  
Crack?

Don't they know that Mississippi is meth country?
 
2008-02-28 12:04:46 PM  
Was he in the CIA? Because I heard...
 
2008-02-28 12:04:58 PM  
www.danielbrasic.com
 
2008-02-28 12:05:50 PM  
I'm smoking crack right now so I am really getting a kick out of some of these replies.

With a name like tweekster I bet you are.


Mmmmm.....crill.
 
2008-02-28 12:06:02 PM  
I wanted to see a pic of the guy. *shudder*
Don't GIS "crack guy"

/bad bad bad things
 
2008-02-28 12:07:49 PM  
Ace Frehley's Ghost: Crack?

Don't they know that Mississippi is meth country?


well now it is. is there any where that isnt meth country, if there is a field and an rv you have the potential for meth country. wisconsin has some fine examples of meth heads

/rice lake ftw???
 
2008-02-28 12:09:36 PM  
i202.photobucket.com
 
2008-02-28 12:11:08 PM  
kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Ace Frehley's Ghost: Crack?

Don't they know that Mississippi is meth country?

well now it is. is there any where that isnt meth country, if there is a field and an rv you have the potential for meth country. wisconsin has some fine examples of meth heads

/rice lake ftw???


Yeah, but meth was already firmly established when I moved back here in the mid/late nineties. The only time that the rural county where to the north of where I live shows up in the news is when a meth lab is involved.
 
2008-02-28 12:12:11 PM  
Nope...not him. I was getting it from the dishwasher over at Uncle Rubarbs House Of BBQ down on main street...
 
2008-02-28 12:15:10 PM  
Ace Frehley's Ghost: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Ace Frehley's Ghost: Crack?

Don't they know that Mississippi is meth country?

well now it is. is there any where that isnt meth country, if there is a field and an rv you have the potential for meth country. wisconsin has some fine examples of meth heads

/rice lake ftw???

Yeah, but meth was already firmly established when I moved back here in the mid/late nineties. The only time that the rural county where to the north of where I live shows up in the news is when a meth lab is involved.



Anyone seen Breaking Bad? Badass. Specially on the IFC channel with titties and cussin

steklo: Nope...not him. I was getting it from the dishwasher over at Uncle Rubarbs House Of BBQ down on main street...

Rubarb's was Tyler's territory too. Kingpin, son.
 
2008-02-28 12:15:58 PM  
"I would never do crack. I would never do crack. I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass." -Denis Leary
 
2008-02-28 12:20:12 PM  
ScottMpls: "I would never do crack. I would never do crack. I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass." -Denis Leary


And yet he would do blow.
 
2008-02-28 12:23:29 PM  
homersaysdotcom: Damn, just missed him since I started in the 2000's.

..............txt
 
2008-02-28 12:26:37 PM  
Sybarite: ScottMpls: "I would never do crack. I would never do crack. I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass." -Denis Leary


And yet he would do blow.


this is true
 
2008-02-28 12:27:13 PM  
Dreaded_South.... Why is Kurtis Blow holding all that money?
 
2008-02-28 12:28:01 PM  
bostonbakedbeans: Sybarite: ScottMpls: "I would never do crack. I would never do crack. I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass." -Denis Leary


And yet he would do blow.

this is true


which is named after what he does.
 
2008-02-28 12:28:52 PM  
i'm from MS, so i'm really getting a...hey wait a minute!

/love me some pintos and cornbread
 
2008-02-28 12:28:56 PM  
Nice Blow reference, submitter, whether you meant to do it or not...
 
2008-02-28 12:34:55 PM  
Forget crack cocaine. What about ass-cocaine?


Think about all the drug-mules the cops tell us are swallowing condoms full of coke and sh*tting them out when they get across the border.
This can't possibly be a high-volume method of distribution, but it apparently happens.
So, I whenever you see somebody doin' lines, you have to wonder---How do they know the coke they're snorting has not come out of somebody's ass?


I want to know! Where can you get certified ass-free cocaine?

/that is all.

 
2008-02-28 12:35:16 PM  
bostonbakedbeans: Sybarite: ScottMpls: "I would never do crack. I would never do crack. I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass." -Denis Leary


And yet he would do blow.

this is true


"Yeah, I'd like to do some cocaine. I'd like to do a drug that makes my penis small, makes my nose bleed, makes my heart explode, and sucks all my money out of the bank."
 
2008-02-28 12:36:52 PM  
i257.photobucket.com


Obligatory
 
2008-02-28 12:38:32 PM  
karlandtanya: Where can you get certified ass-free cocaine

The same place you get all your certified cocaine, at Cocaine Warehouse, on Cocaine and Cocaine, in the Cocaine District. Ask for it by name!

While you're at it, can you find me some dick-free mouth and ass-free toilet seat?

dlwhite: Why is Kurtis Blow holding all that money?

Perhaps basketball is not his favorite sport after all.
 
2008-02-28 12:39:15 PM  
Why were the words "crack ring leader" in quotes in the article?
 
2008-02-28 12:40:08 PM  
Ah yes...the hometown...

Thsi guy was the biggest business entrepreneur we have ever had...
 
2008-02-28 12:41:00 PM  
i57.photobucket.com
or is it crack that he needs money for?
 
2008-02-28 12:42:37 PM  
slewfootedhoopajoo: Ah yes...the hometown...

Thsi guy was the biggest business entrepreneur we have ever had...


hey neighbor
/waves
 
2008-02-28 12:47:14 PM  
TFA: Michael Tyler, identified by prosecutors as a 1-time drug kingpin...

Oh yeah, kid? Well, now you're talking to a 16-TIME DRUG KINGPIN!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2008-02-28 12:48:09 PM  
Dreaded South

With all that money you'd think he'd be able to afford a real gun.
 
2008-02-28 12:51:28 PM  
Anyone else read Michael Vick from Tylersburg?
 
2008-02-28 12:51:45 PM  
I live in Vicksburg so naw. Not getting a kick.
 
2008-02-28 12:55:52 PM  
shortysf21: slewfootedhoopajoo: Ah yes...the hometown...

Thsi guy was the biggest business entrepreneur we have ever had...

hey neighbor
/waves


I don't miss Vicksburg one bit. Grew up and went to high school there, warren central. Joke of a high school. Mack Douglas can kiss my dropout ass.
 
2008-02-28 12:56:18 PM  
BizarreMan: I live in Vicksburg so naw. Not getting a kick.

woo i love seeing MS farkers. makes me feel....not alone.

/wave
 
2008-02-28 12:56:33 PM  
Is "1-time" bugging the hell out of anyone else?

If "1-" isn't followed by "up", I'm going with the whole spelling it out deal.
 
2008-02-28 01:00:41 PM  
If his name isn't "Frank Melton" they're barking up the wrong tree.
 
2008-02-28 01:06:37 PM  
Jerry Garcia: Marlo Stanfield?

i266.photobucket.com

Unimpressed.
 
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