As if anyone takes the laws in Italy all that seriously. Hey, I've got your crotch scratching law right here! (scratches unit) Ciao!

i really hate Italy. not for anything to do with the article, just in general.

Is that pants up or pants down?

There goes my weekend.

FTFA: Superstitious Italian men often hold or touch their private parts for good luck when they see a hearse or to ward off bad luck - the equivalent of touching wood in Britain.

You couldn't make this stuff up!

MLB's expansion plans to put on hold.

Fark you all.
I taught my 3 year old to adjust his junk with the best of them.

Hero tag?! This is an outrage. Sometimes you have to scratch. HAVE TO.

when you got a package this big it takes some adjustment.

/so big, UPS charges it as freight.

/so big, they have to alert NORAD when I get a hard on to make sure it isn't a missle lauch.

thats it! ban the national pastime allready!

And-1: FTFA: Superstitious Italian men often hold or touch their private parts for good luck when they see a hearse or to ward off bad luck - the equivalent of touching wood in Britain.

You couldn't make this stuff up!

I wish I could ascribe even that level of thought to some of the guys I've seen. They walk down the street holding on like they're afraid their balls are going to fall off.

Why does this get a hero tag? Sometimes the boys need adjusting...or a quick scratch.

Now I understand...heeeheee...schamon..urgh.

So it's still okay for me to scratch my ass though, right?
Or someone else's crotch (yes, I went there)

This article deserves a "villian" tag.

nigerian_eskimo: So it's still okay for me to scratch my ass though, right?
Or someone else's crotch (yes, I went there)

be a good citizen & hold your fellow national's pisspipe when he's taking a leak too

at80eighty: nigerian_eskimo: So it's still okay for me to scratch my ass though, right?
Or someone else's crotch (yes, I went there)

be a good citizen & hold your fellow national's pisspipe when he's taking a leak too

If a fellow Man is in need of help, I will be the first to bring in the salad tossers to help him out


You knitwit.

huge stinging ITCH
scratch, scratch, scratch... Aaaaaaaaaah.
C'mon boys, you all know that feeling.
It CAN and WILL happen, anytime, anywhere...
And there won't be ANY denying the urge.

Oh, and:
sticky balls
wrong trouser leg
etc...

Mighty Tighty Whitey: If a fellow Man is in need of help, I will be the first to bring in the salad tossers to help him out

dont forget to not have sex or masturbate for a month. by the time you're in need, the gunk from your junk will be like 1000 Island Dressing!

at80eighty: Mighty Tighty Whitey: If a fellow Man is in need of help, I will be the first to bring in the salad tossers to help him out

dont forget to not have sex or masturbate for a month. by the time you're in need, the gunk from your junk will be like 1000 Island Dressing!

Ignoring the properly placed picture was just sad.
Got get some style.

m0llusk: As if anyone takes the laws in Italy all that seriously. Hey, I've got your crotch scratching law right here! (scratches unit) Ciao!

If they took away overzealous hand gestures along with this, us Italians would be struck mute.

Oh please, men scratch their sacs all the time. Whats the big deal?
I could really care a less.
Look, I don't have to contend with my ovaries hanging betwixt my legs, poor bastards.

Mighty Tighty Whitey: Ignoring the properly placed picture was just sad.
Got get some style.

i did want to comment on it - but the only thing that popped to mind was "stich & biatch" :-p

"No M.A.A.M.!"

Goodfella: "No M.A.A.M.!"

Winner

SaintAwesome: Fark you all.
I taught my 3 year old to adjust his junk with the best of them.

Disturbing. How's life as a registered Republican?

For some reason, they didn't refer to the fact that this decision came from the third penal division of the Rome court. No joke.

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I'm in Italy right now for a couple of months(so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...) and I would like to say the men ages 16-42 are sleazes


that is all

Well at least the men can still pinch women's asses that walk by, right?

/Been to Italy several times
//Had it happen each and every time

After seeing StellaOS pic I think these men were highly justified in their actions.

/kidding
//what's the joy in pinching an ass?
///gentle caress is where it's at

StellaOS: Well at least the men can still pinch women's asses that walk by, right?

/Been to Italy several times
//Had it happen each and every time

Wow, a chick as tall as me. There's at least two of us.

(Girl here)

"Attitude adjustments" are still legal, I hope. There's nothing worse than having a lop-sided, funky dick from having it stuck to your leg all day. Not to mention that wet ripping sound as you pull it free.

Come on! Where's the outrage? :)

They better at least put ballsac scratching/"peeling off leg" booths around their cities or at the very least drop the price of Goldbond powder.

/rides off on scooter "ciao!"

CaptainBeer: After seeing StellaOS pic I think these men were highly justified in their actions.

/kidding
//what's the joy in pinching an ass?
///gentle caress is where it's at

Still, it's my ass, not theirs. Pinching and/or grabbing is only allowed by invitation.

Marla Singer's Laundry: Wow, a chick as tall as me. There's at least two of us.

(Girl here)

Hey, you're a 6-foot freak too? Awesome. We are a rare breed.

Marla Singer's Laundry: Wow, a chick as tall as me. There's at least two of us.

(Girl here)

there's a TFette who's about 6'6" iirc

Travelling in Italy, Mexico, Spain...I've gotten used to the cat calls and hooting and all that. But nothing, NOTHING compares to the whispers of New Yorkers on the train platforms and walking down a busy street in mid-town. Farking creeeepy.

/also I love italian men
//my uncles, grandfathers, cousins are classy guys
///even if they do scratch their junk

if scrotum scratchin is wrong, i don't want to be right.

Is the problem Italian men scratching themselves or is it the dirty holes of the Italian women?

I think it's the hairy pits and patches of the Sicilian women. I'm pretty sure that they "shave" their legs with a blowtorch.

Wolfinstl: Is the problem Italian men scratching themselves or is it the dirty holes of the Italian women?

I came in to make a joke about Italian women giving them the itch.

/easier to shave than to get that little comb.

Why the hero tag here? What's the over/under on a woman submitting this?

Look ladies, you don't understand our sac scratching just as much as we don't understand your monthly bleeding episodes, need for long, emotional conversations, and boob sweat. Let's just leave it be....

In other news, Major League Baseball has just canceled an exhibition game scheduled in Venice

Girls -

If your clitoris was on the end of a tube hanging between your legs, getting caught up in pubes and pinched by trousers / underpants etc, and the tube could expand and contract involuntarily, you'd damn well scratch your crotch too.

Have some sympathy.

Hetfield: SaintAwesome: Fark you all.
I taught my 3 year old to adjust his junk with the best of them.

Disturbing. How's life as a registered Republican?

Your troll-fu, it is weak.