golf clap

wow... it is definately to early for this thread...

45, living with his parents, and mad at his mom for disapproving of his girlfriend? There's a winner.

Some jail time will probably only improve his circumstances.

Did his sister try to karve her initials in the side of it?

/DRTFA

hmmm pest control.

and now for something completely different...
"Yer mother was a hamster and yer father smelt of elderberries!"

I believe that the subby responsible for that headline should be sacked.

Gonk: a moose bit my sister once

No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end
of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo
dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

luckynutmeg: Gonk: a moose bit my sister once

No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end
of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo
dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

Winner

Chocolate mousse? That's the ultimate French murder weapon. If it doesn't get you now, it will clog your arteries and get you later.

Rozinante: Chocolate mousse? That's the ultimate French murder weapon. If it doesn't get you now, it will clog your arteries and get you later.

I thought it was the custard filled pastry used to try to kill homer.

/Memory fails.

This is funnier, if, like me, you have not finished your coffee yet, and you hear 'chocolate mousse' sung to the tune of 'Chocolate Rain'.

/choc late mooooose
//leans left to put insecticide into the mic

Leave it to a Frenchman to use mousse as a murder weapon. If it happened in a movie, people would have rolled their eyes.

Wonder if he was dating a 27 yo stripper from FL with a cop dad???

So he dropped ping pong balls on her?

/get off my lawn
//dnrtfa

"The salmon chocolate mousse"

gonk: a moose bit my sister once

I wonder how long it was going to take....

I can't believe this guy was involved in such a scheme.

Please Note:
Anyone relaying tales of sisters bitten by any number of moose will be sacked.

Is this the same Chocolate Mousse who drinks gasoline? Because I don't think he's going to like that...

SpongeJamie - NoPants
I can't believe this guy was involved in such a scheme.

Damn you, beat me by THAT much . . . Nick Rivers is inconsolable!

"I'm sorry to hear you aren't feeling well."
"It's just a mouse bite."

Shouldn't be obscure.

Lambeau: Damn you, beat me by THAT much . . . Nick Rivers is inconsolable!

I'm sure his order of flaming hog balls will get his spirits up.

Sadly, it's fruitless to GIS "flaming hog balls".

does not approve:

My hedgehog of a wife got some of that chocolate used for games in the bedroom. Long story short, it got all over the sheets, made everything sticky, and made my f*ckstick look like a big terd.

I guess there are some things that just can't be made exciting again. Wish I could go back and give my 23 year old self this advice, but no one said life is fair.

Is this the third attempt in 2 days to get a Python thread going?

/Ni!
//Shhh!

A few points to make here:

1. a 45 year old french guy living with his parents is not out of the ordinary, much like italians and spanish, they are a nation of womanish mommy's boys. In italy the MEDIAN age at which men leave their parents house is something like 32 years old.

2. if you absolutely must murder your parents, poisoning them with insecticide is not very nice. it would be a very slow and painful death. at least have the common courtesy to use a 12 gauge shotgun or bludgeon them with a blunt object/sharp knife.

You know the hardest part about making mousse is getting the antlers into the bowl.

WeeKeef: Happened in Ireland too...

Her mother she could never stand,
And so a cyanide soup she planned.
The mother died with a spoon in her hand,
And her face in a hideous grin, a grin,
Her face in a hideous grin.

And when at last the police came by,
Her little pranks she did not deny,
To do so she would have had to lie,
And lying, she knew, was a sin, a sin,
Lying, she knew, was a sin.

/nothing is obscure on Fark

I'm FRENCH!!! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent??

/and kill people like the cowards we are known to be

somerandomfarkchickgroupie: "I'm sorry to hear you aren't feeling well."
"It's just a mouse bite."

Shouldn't be obscure.

thank you.

came in for this and was not disappointed.

We love you, Neek Reevers!

Those calling for the subby being sacked have also be sacked.

mrtursiops: WeeKeef: Happened in Ireland too...

Her mother she could never stand,
And so a cyanide soup she planned.
The mother died with a spoon in her hand,
And her face in a hideous grin, a grin,
Her face in a hideous grin.

And when at last the police came by,
Her little pranks she did not deny,
To do so she would have had to lie,
And lying, she knew, was a sin, a sin,
Lying, she knew, was a sin.

/nothing is obscure on Fark

Tom Lehrer FTW.
/I love you guys so much right now.

BigSnatch: French chocolate mousse murderer gets 20-year jail term


RTFA, I still believe he killed some French chocolate mousse.

This is what I derived from the headline!

"suicide with spoonfuls of the creamy dessert"...Not likely frenchie, but nice try