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(NW Florida Daily News)   The Otis of Niceville starts to change his clothes in middle of Waffle House; explains to police "You know how I am when I'm drunk"   (nwfdailynews.com ) divider line
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2008-02-27 06:40:32 AM  
I like the All Star breakfast myself!
 
2008-02-27 06:41:39 AM  
In my defense, I had spilled coffee on my shirt and I didn't want to be seen with an embarrassing stain.
 
2008-02-27 06:41:45 AM  
I wonder how many younger farkers even get the Otis reference?
 
2008-02-27 06:43:38 AM  
I have now learned a technique for getting unarrested. Thanks subby!
 
2008-02-27 06:45:38 AM  
I like Otis. He always gives me a lift...
 
2008-02-27 06:46:50 AM  
Damnit SirFire
 
2008-02-27 06:46:56 AM  
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The arresting officer. You gotta Nip it in the bud!
 
2008-02-27 06:48:08 AM  
Dad?
 
2008-02-27 06:57:18 AM  
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2008-02-27 06:58:50 AM  
OOOOhhhhh, Waffle House patty melts...ooohhh yeaaaah.

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2008-02-27 06:59:33 AM  
Every town has one. Some are funny and some are sad but every town has one .
 
2008-02-27 07:02:49 AM  
what you reading for?
 
2008-02-27 07:07:50 AM  
walnuts55: Every town has one. Some are funny and some are sad but every town has one .

If You know of a town in need of one, I would like to start the application process ASAP.

/funny or sad
/can-do attitude
/references available upon request
 
2008-02-27 07:15:11 AM  
Dad!
 
2008-02-27 07:18:17 AM  
Ahhhh, Niceville, the armpit of Eglin.
 
2008-02-27 07:18:55 AM  
Impudent Domain: I wonder how many younger farkers even get the Otis reference?

Only got it because my mother watches TV Land all the time. At least Otis would lock himself in at night.
 
2008-02-27 07:20:53 AM  
Impudent Domain: I wonder how many younger farkers even get the Otis reference?

I think everybody watched "The Andy Griffith Show" at one point or another, just like "I love Lucy."
 
2008-02-27 07:22:08 AM  

Otis, my man!!!!


www.artandeth.com

 
2008-02-27 08:09:31 AM  
Malinki: Ahhhh, Niceville, the armpit of Eglin.

I had family in Valparaiso for many years - not a bad town.
 
2008-02-27 08:11:49 AM  
But what about the Nice of Otisville?
 
2008-02-27 08:39:17 AM  
The best part about Nicevile is that at a large intersection (which has been under construction of late, so I don't even know if this is still there), there is a very large sign made of plant life reading, "CITY OF NICEVILLE." Lights frame the borders of the plant boxes so that you can read the sign at night. Every so often someone farks with the lights so that it reads, "CITY OF EVIL."
 
2008-02-27 08:47:04 AM  
Yeah, the sign is still there.
 
2008-02-27 08:51:22 AM  
"The Otis of Niceville": I like it -- it has a nice ring to it.

Much better than "The Quantum of Solace".
 
2008-02-27 09:09:52 AM  
I grew up there in the 70's. Not a bad place.
 
2008-02-27 09:11:47 AM  
buenohead: Much better than "The Quantum of Solace".

Is that the title of a Dream Theater album?
 
2008-02-27 09:18:12 AM  
But did he scream, "I am Shiva, the god of death!!" ?
 
2008-02-27 09:23:36 AM  
FTA: unarrested

I think that's the first time I've ever heard that phrase
 
2008-02-27 09:26:28 AM  
Love makes you do crazy things.

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2008-02-27 09:35:01 AM  
I love me some Waffle House. My two year old daughter loves it too.
 
2008-02-27 09:42:47 AM  
I'm just here to say that my sister lives in Niceville. This is the second story I've seen on Fark from there. The first was the one about Christmas trees being left in some guy's driveway. That is all.
 
2008-02-27 11:12:40 AM  
"That's how I roll."
 
2008-02-27 11:13:37 AM  
"Otisburg? Otisburg?"
 
2008-02-27 12:15:01 PM  
How very odd to read this headline. The night before last, I drempt that I ended up drunk and naked at a Waffle House at 3am. I wonder what it means?
 
2008-02-27 12:18:50 PM  
I am so very proud at this moment to admit to being from Northwest Fla. I mean only the very trustworthy here in Virginia know of my true roots because they too are lurkers on FARK.

ARISTOCRATS!
 
2008-02-27 12:33:08 PM  
Redneck William Shakespeare approves.

/got nothing
 
2008-02-27 12:35:21 PM  
Ah, Niceville
A small town with too many trailor parks a surprising drug problem.
I was never happier than the day I moved away.
 
2008-02-27 02:49:38 PM  
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Mmmm, Edenlicious
 
2008-02-27 11:47:27 PM  
Let's just say there's a reason the locals call it "Nastyville."

/I pass the AwfulWaful in question to/from work daily.
//Good place to eat, and apparently there's occasionally live entertainment.
///The druggies and local cops (often interchangeable terms) also hang out at the coffee shop across the street.
 
2008-02-28 10:43:32 AM  
OddOne: Let's just say there's a reason the locals call it "Nastyville."

I went to high school in Niceville and my parents live there to this day, and I've never heard anyone call it "Nastyville".

/people call it "Boggy" sometimes...
 
2008-02-28 03:47:35 PM  
SirFire: I have now learned a technique for getting unarrested. Thanks subby!

Unarrested? I learn new stuff here every day.
 
2008-02-28 04:08:57 PM  
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