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(News.com.au)   Old and busted: trying to hide your marijuana crop in a remote location. New Hotness: growing it like a hedge in your back yard   (goldcoast.com.au) divider line 91
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2008-02-26 07:25:28 PM
Fairly uneducated neighbors... "Who knew that was grass?" said one in the article. Jesus, who wouldn't?

Wouldn't have made it above sproutlings around here before someone yanked 'em all. They'd have been stolen before the cops ever heard anything about 'em.
 
2008-02-26 08:20:31 PM
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow...
 
2008-02-26 08:49:22 PM
Seems like if they hadn't grown more in tubs, they might have gotten away with it.

I've seen other similar-looking garden plants that have just made me shrug and chuckle, "that looks like a pot plant." If you had a varied garden and had one or two pot plants mixed in, I'd never suspect.
 
2008-02-26 10:40:21 PM
Uh... it's an herb garden...
 
2008-02-26 10:40:31 PM
Nice plants. Too bad.
 
2008-02-26 10:42:37 PM
Watched a native pot plant grow a almost feet behind the neighbor's house. Before the neighbor, a wildlife officer, noticed it and pulled it.
 
2008-02-26 10:43:14 PM
Dude......it's a shrubbery!
 
2008-02-26 10:43:28 PM
What a waste. Reminds me of the story of those college students who grafted their marijuana plants onto the vines that were growing on the side of their dorm building. Since it was on public property and not within their rooms, police couldn't charge them for it. Think about it, opening up your window, cutting off some bud pieces letting it dry, and consuming it as God intended.

More people should graft plants
 
2008-02-26 10:45:43 PM
Gotta be easier than pruning holly. God I hate that stuff.
 
2008-02-26 10:46:19 PM
shrub shrub give
 
2008-02-26 10:47:50 PM
They are still a "lovely couple" asshole. Mind your own farking business.
 
2008-02-26 10:48:54 PM
the idea of randomly planting pot seeds in various public locations amuses me to no end
 
2008-02-26 10:52:25 PM
I think we need to take the "Tomacco" approach to this one.
Somebody crossbreed marijuana with say...normal everyday lawn grass.
 
2008-02-26 10:52:31 PM
ch ch ch chia
 
2008-02-26 10:52:34 PM
Ahhh Hummmm. Knew .....somebody who did that in their backyard. "They" went out of town for the evening, quick trip to Austin and the danged dogs got out. Right where the plants were. Two neighboors fixed the fence and had to pull the plants out of the way to do the repairs! It was Oct and they were budded out so they did not look like typical reefer plants. I know they had sticky fingers....know what I mean, and i don't mean they stole some.
 
2008-02-26 10:53:23 PM
0Icky0: They are still a "lovely couple" asshole. Mind your own farking business.

This.

Girion47: the idea of randomly planting pot seeds in various public locations amuses me to no end

Throw your seeds on police station lawns.
 
2008-02-26 10:55:43 PM
Wampuscat: Ahhh Hummmm. Knew .....somebody who did that in their backyard. "They" went out of town for the evening, quick trip to Austin and the danged dogs got out. Right where the plants were. Two neighboors fixed the fence and had to pull the plants out of the way to do the repairs! It was Oct and they were budded out so they did not look like typical reefer plants. I know they had sticky fingers....know what I mean, and i don't mean they stole some.

No I don't. Are you high right now?
 
2008-02-26 10:56:25 PM
I'm sure glad the cops waste so much time scouring the planet for those evil pot plants. Keeps them too busy to write tickets that way.
 
2008-02-26 10:56:39 PM
Shouldn't that be [SPLIFFY]?
 
2008-02-26 10:57:58 PM
quake120: I think we need to take the "Tomacco" approach to this one.
Somebody crossbreed marijuana with say...normal everyday lawn grass.


"This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff."

Carl Spackler

/Bill Murray is way ahead of you
 
2008-02-26 10:58:56 PM
The fact that people with guns can come between you and the planet earth is horribly wrong, when you think about it.

Like something out of a horrible futurist novel.
 
2008-02-26 10:59:00 PM
Ever seen a cluster of whitish-gold mushrooms growing on a suburban lawn?

Psilocybin grow-op.

/happened down the street
 
2008-02-26 10:59:12 PM
Wampuscat know what I mean

No, no I don't know what you mean. I've tried reading your comment three times now, and still cannot decipher the grammatical structure. Would you like to buy some more subjects for your sentences? How about some nominative clauses? Who's dogs? Which 'they' is which? Who 'Knew ...somebody'? You? The dogs?
 
2008-02-26 10:59:31 PM
Seems like if the neighbors had a sense of smell, the jig would be up pretty quick-like.
 
2008-02-26 11:01:28 PM
back on bong island as a teenager,during the winter(dad had the storm windows up)which means he would put plastic around the inside of the window.no drafts.i grew a little plant.i forgot about it.mom thought i was growing a tomato plant and helped it along.
/mom does'nt know it but she grows the best weed.
 
2008-02-26 11:01:43 PM
MrPerfectSU: No I don't. Are you high right now?

The buds are sticky to the touch.
 
2008-02-26 11:02:12 PM
You know you could fark with a lot of drug dogs just by putting this stuff all around your neighbor's yards.
 
2008-02-26 11:02:50 PM
Mushrooms aren't illegal just growing on your lawn.
 
2008-02-26 11:07:47 PM

Throw your seeds on police station lawns.


I don't partake in the past time, but I still find the thought hilarious
 
2008-02-26 11:08:19 PM
I'm not surprised this is in Nerang ;)
 
2008-02-26 11:08:43 PM
0Icky0 [TotalFark] Quote 2008-02-26 10:47:50 PM
They are still a "lovely couple" asshole. Mind your own farking business.


www.hollywoodtoday.net
Leave the lovely couple alone!

/hotlinked...
 
2008-02-26 11:09:34 PM
damn narcs, my neighbors have plants and i dont mind
 
2008-02-26 11:09:44 PM
a boogli a dee a boogli a dee da: /mom does'nt know it but she grows the best weed.

Screw investing. When this gets legalized I'll have a pile of cash ready and a dozen old ladies on retainer.
 
2008-02-26 11:11:45 PM
Speaking of da ganj.. what do all these people who believe in God(not that I don't) think about this almost worldwide regulation, criminalization, and mandatory destruction of one of his creations?

davynelson: The fact that people with guns can come between you and the planet earth is horribly wrong, when you think about it.

Like something out of a horrible futurist novel.


No doubt. For some reason a book I read back in elementary school The Giver comes to mind.
 
2008-02-26 11:13:09 PM
Thanks Ric farking Romero. "Many plants are pruned in order to alter growth patterns and increase yield". A "new twist" on drug cultivation? Give me a farking break.
 
2008-02-26 11:17:29 PM
Never could understand (and still don't) why weed is illegal in so many nations. I don't smoke up anymore, but used to, and really it's no more harmful than booze. Crime statistics related to alcohol are staggering in number and often involve violence, but I've yet to hear about someone getting all hinged up and blowing away the missus over a lousy pot roast.
 
2008-02-26 11:20:02 PM
There are fake plastic trees in my neighborhood Shop-Rite with pot leaves on it. Funny thing is, they're by the windows, the material faded and it looks like it's wilting.
 
2008-02-26 11:20:07 PM
A guy I worked with a while ago once had a job pruning trees at a large property near Greenwich, CT. He had a number of young Hispanic guys working for him and he couldn't figure out why they were reluctant to clear some brush near one edge of the property. As it turns out, the family's oldest son was growing a fairly obvious marijuana crop over on that side (away from the road) and they didn't want to get mixed up with the INS if it was a sting or something. He told me that was one of the most akward conversations with a customer he's ever had.
 
2008-02-26 11:20:13 PM
From the depressed monotone drone of the newscaster, it sounds like it was her yard that got raided.
 
2008-02-26 11:28:19 PM
Here's what I've always wanted to know: if one were to grow and harvest from a single plant, how much pot could a pothead smoke if a pothead could smoke pot?

I mean, I grow basil and thyme and other herbs for cooking and just a few plants provide all I need. I don't use basil everyday, so, you know, it's always there when I need it.
 
2008-02-26 11:31:10 PM
what was the guy thinking? just a matter of time. one person recognizes what they are and feels like its their duty to inform the authorities.

the grower was stupid.
the asshat that called the cops was/is a dick who needs his ass kicked.

itg
 
2008-02-26 11:31:26 PM
quake120: Somebody crossbreed marijuana with say...normal everyday lawn grass.

i41.photobucket.com

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilla. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
 
2008-02-26 11:35:21 PM
Dihnekis: Ever seen a cluster of whitish-gold mushrooms growing on a suburban lawn?

Psilocybin grow-op.

/happened down the street


real magic mushrooms grow in the dark. When picking in the wild, they have to be harvested before daylight, or they turn toxic. The hippies in the cow pastures weren't out there at night just to keep from getting caught.
 
2008-02-26 11:37:50 PM
You are suppose to grow taller and bushier plants around it, dumbass.

Or grow it inside your damn house. Crapload of people do it, and never get caught.
 
2008-02-26 11:43:05 PM
Dihnekis: Ever seen a cluster of whitish-gold mushrooms growing on a suburban lawn?

Psilocybin grow-op.

/happened down the street

real magic mushrooms grow in the dark. When picking in the wild, they have to be harvested before daylight, or they turn toxic. The hippies in the cow pastures weren't out there at night just to keep from getting caught.
UH, NO. THEY NEED LIGHT TO TRIGGER GROWTH, CAN BE HARVESTED ANYTIME LIGHT OR DARK.

THEY DO NOT TURN TOXIC
 
2008-02-26 11:47:05 PM
I'm really high so I'm ... ummm.. what were we talkign about?
 
2008-02-26 11:54:50 PM
Best way to grow weed - in a nice big pot on a well-cared for outdoor deck. Blend it in with the other nice plants.

Known a few people who brought that off very well, and ended up with grocery sacks of bud.

/oh, and the parties...
 
2008-02-26 11:57:55 PM
Genji: Speaking of da ganj.. what do all these people who believe in God(not that I don't) think about this almost worldwide regulation, criminalization, and mandatory destruction of one of his creations?



Most atheists bring things like this up when trying to tempt others. Marijuana, like other harmful plants, came into the world as a result of Adam's sin, when God cursed the ground.
 
2008-02-27 12:00:27 AM
I still can't believe as a society we waste so much time, money and manpower keeping this stuff illegal.

One day a very stoned future America will look back on our generations and wonder what we were so uptight about.

/Just remember Jesus made marijuana
//All things dull and ugly,
///All creatures short and squat,
////All things rude and nasty,
//The Lord God made the lot...
 
2008-02-27 12:03:29 AM
PersecutedChristian: Most atheists bring things like this up when trying to tempt others. Marijuana, like other harmful plants, came into the world as a result of Adam's sin, when God cursed the ground.

Well, actually it's quite non-toxic...
 
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