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(So Good)   Man vows to eat all twelve McDonald's Value Meals at once... if 100,000 people join his Facebook group   ( divider line
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9479 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Feb 2008 at 8:11 PM (9 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2008-02-26 03:59:45 PM  
Mmmmm #12 is so good.

/light tar-tar plese
2008-02-26 04:04:54 PM  
how can he possibly open his mouth that wide?
2008-02-26 04:10:55 PM  
sponkster: how can he possibly open his mouth that wide?

two words: blender.
2008-02-26 04:17:46 PM  
Damn, I was going to do the same thing. Busted.

2008-02-26 04:19:14 PM  
His poor poor heart....
2008-02-26 04:25:04 PM  
This is like that dumb movie where people visiting a site makes the person die faster.
2008-02-26 04:27:08 PM  
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun
2008-02-26 04:28:11 PM  
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun

Keeps the hot, HOT! Keeps the cool, COOL!
2008-02-26 04:29:52 PM  
joeycolby: This is like that dumb movie where people visiting a site makes the person die faster.

You mean this is NOT that site?
2008-02-26 04:39:07 PM  
♪Da-da-da-da-daaaa, I'm shoveling it!"
2008-02-26 04:45:59 PM  
Saborlas: ♪Da-da-da-da-daaaa, I'm shoveling it!"

I meant to do that! The failure of the last mile is intended to milk additional laughs!

♪Da-da-da-da-daaaa, I'm shoveling it!♪
2008-02-26 04:46:58 PM  
Florida power outage means Dumbass tag was not available for this one ?
2008-02-26 04:53:38 PM  
Hell, I've down that after an alcohol fueled bender. I find a Happy Meal makes the puke taste better.
2008-02-26 04:57:56 PM  
bah, fark him...

line em up and I'll knock em down!

no coke tho, just water thanks!
2008-02-26 05:16:16 PM  
Better watch out for those al-Qaeda operatives on Facebook. They'll probably rig the results.

al-Qaeda: killing Americans of heart disease 12 McDonalds Value Meals at a time.
2008-02-26 06:10:13 PM  
Oddly enough, that's the number in dollars his coronary bypass will cost him afterwards.
2008-02-26 06:29:08 PM  
Anything that pisses off Morgan Spurlock is fine by me.
2008-02-26 06:31:42 PM  
prjindigo: bah, fark him...

line em up and I'll knock em down!

no coke tho, just water thanks!

I don't drink water... Fish fark in it.
2008-02-26 06:50:03 PM

He's lovin' it.
2008-02-26 08:12:45 PM  
2008-02-26 08:14:13 PM  
He's so dead..
2008-02-26 08:16:03 PM  
They joined.
2008-02-26 08:16:13 PM  
No thanks.

I don't want to be an accessory to murder.
2008-02-26 08:16:41 PM  
databit: ♪Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun♪

Two obese Patties, Special Ross, Lester Sleaze, pickin' his bunions on a Sesame Street bus.

/loved that joke
2008-02-26 08:16:59 PM  
He'll be supersized in no time.
2008-02-26 08:19:03 PM  
Well as long as it's for a noble cause.
2008-02-26 08:19:41 PM  
Someone please post that obese kid pointing to the fries.

/nom nom nom
2008-02-26 08:19:48 PM  
I joined the group! he better do it...
2008-02-26 08:20:07 PM  
His gut asplode.
2008-02-26 08:20:52 PM  
Next week's headline: Dumbass's family sues McDonald's after he dies from heart attack
2008-02-26 08:20:55 PM

Already been done, sorry...
2008-02-26 08:21:25 PM  
I just joined but you should see him in the tight Mickey mouse shirt
/this guy is full of the ghey
2008-02-26 08:22:44 PM  
cubs new Outfeilder
2008-02-26 08:26:08 PM  
From memory...

Big Mac, McDLT, a quarter pounder with some cheese, Filet-of-Fish, a hamburger, a cheeseburger, a Happy Meal, McNuggets, Tasty Golden Fries, Regular or larger size, a salad Chef or Garden or a Chicken Salad Oriental (!!), Big big breakfast, Hot hot cakes, or sundaes three varieties, there's all those different kinds of shakes....

I forget the rest
2008-02-26 08:26:20 PM  
I will be his friend if he will stay dressed as the Hamburglar for seven years.
2008-02-26 08:27:58 PM  
When people calculate calories, why do they assume that the human body would actually absorb ALL of them? Eating that large of a meal, between barfing and a large dump most of the calories would pass right through.
2008-02-26 08:28:26 PM  
I eat #9, not because of the obligatory Beatles reference, but because they're the only things I can eat without fear of clogged arteries.

/How the Beatles are obligatory, I'll never know.
//long slash is long.
2008-02-26 08:28:56 PM  
bob_ross: Mmmmm #12 is so good.

/light tar-tar plese

I'd like to order #1 through #12...with a Diet Coke.
2008-02-26 08:29:27 PM  
Alternate headline: "Dumbass attention whore willing to sacrifice cholesterol, dignity, common sense if enough teenage farkwits pay attention to him"
2008-02-26 08:33:07 PM  
Man, I can barely eat a single Big Mac.

And no, I will not subscribe to his newsletter facebook.
2008-02-26 08:35:13 PM  
Does his mom know what he is up to?
2008-02-26 08:35:52 PM  
I want to see the ueeezzz of the zit that spladder's on his keyboard
2008-02-26 08:37:24 PM

"It's not MY job to talk people out of killing themselves"
2008-02-26 08:37:55 PM  
Not impressed...
2008-02-26 08:39:27 PM

/Fark-off, I'm full!!
2008-02-26 08:39:56 PM  
Someone was not loved by his parents as a child

2008-02-26 08:40:00 PM  
Super sized coke, Large Fries and 14 patties.

And it nearly killed me.

/only slightly ashamed.
2008-02-26 08:41:26 PM  
#1 - Big Mac
#2 - 2 Cheeseburgers
#3 - Quarter Pounder w/ cheese
#4 - Double Quarter Pounder w/ cheese
#5 - Big N' Tasty
#6 - Double Cheeseburger
#7 - Chicken Ranch BLT Sandwich
#8 - Premium Chicken Club Sandwich
#9 - Chicken McNuggets (10 piece)
#10 - Chicken Selects
#11 - Premium Chicken Classic Sandwich
#12 - Fillet-O-Fish
10,710 calories.
2008-02-26 08:43:20 PM

But will the hot stay hot and the cold stay cold?
2008-02-26 08:43:39 PM  
And after eating all of that mr creosote shall have, a wafer-thin mint.
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