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2008-02-26 09:56:31 AM
Baaaaaaby

www.maj.com

You had me at hotel party with students
 
2008-02-26 10:04:36 AM
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I wanted teachers like that!!!
 
2008-02-26 10:06:30 AM
You would think that she could have come up with "Well, special ed students need a different method of teaching than regular students" as a defense - a weak one but a defense nonetheless....

This was also good:

Ms. Swogger also said she did not have sex with any of the young people present. They may have had sex with one another, she said, but did so "discreetly."
 
2008-02-26 10:08:46 AM
Abbiejane Swogger? Abbiejane Swogger?!

/Vonnegut, Pynchon, and Heller surrender
 
2008-02-26 10:08:50 AM
Abbiejane Swogger? Seriously?

With a name like that of course she's a former stripper turned classroom aide who has a drug and alcohol fueled sex party in a hotel room with a bunch of high school students.
 
2008-02-26 10:09:06 AM
www.maj.com

Now that's a HURRRRRRRRRR pic if I've ever seen one.
 
2008-02-26 10:09:15 AM
Watchman: Abbiejane Swogger? Abbiejane Swogger?!

/Vonnegut, Pynchon, and Heller surrender



That sounds like a frigging Harry Potter name.
 
2008-02-26 10:09:50 AM
I think we're stretching the meaning of "exotic" a bit here.
 
2008-02-26 10:09:50 AM
Watchman: Abbiejane Swogger?

Four seconds, you magnificent bastard. Fours seconds.
 
2008-02-26 10:29:22 AM
birdmanesq: Watchman: Abbiejane Swogger?

Four seconds, you magnificent bastard. Fours seconds.


Yeah, i think we all thought the same thing when reading that article...redneck parents make the best stripper names.
 
2008-02-26 10:41:14 AM
Now that is truly special education.
 
2008-02-26 10:45:03 AM
I'd hit it
 
2008-02-26 11:08:45 AM
FTFA: Her older son, a 10th-grader at Highlands Senior High School, was distraught about the attention her case has received and will transfer to a cyber school, she said.

Yeah, Im sure hes pretty farking distraught. But WTF is a cyberschool?
 
2008-02-26 11:21:22 AM
Whoa what's up with that eye
 
2008-02-26 11:21:51 AM
What is on her chin??
 
2008-02-26 11:22:16 AM
Well, that's one kind of special education...
 
2008-02-26 11:22:38 AM
I'd hit it.
 
2008-02-26 11:22:47 AM
Sprog Snog Swog?
 
2008-02-26 11:22:59 AM
All these stories about these kinky teachers have given me a new found interest in girls who are Education Majors.
 
2008-02-26 11:23:03 AM
i223.photobucket.com
 
2008-02-26 11:23:05 AM
So did she go downs on them?

And yes, this joke was from another farker in a previous thread.
 
2008-02-26 11:23:29 AM
Oh yeah, I'd hit it. I likes 'em crazy and skanky.

/"Cyber School"?
 
2008-02-26 11:24:33 AM
Cyber School: Where everyone farks the teacher but no one knows.
 
2008-02-26 11:24:49 AM
I guess she got Swoggered.
 
2008-02-26 11:24:57 AM
Thats the guy from the Sun Article before
 
2008-02-26 11:25:07 AM
link to her myspace page......
 
2008-02-26 11:25:13 AM
Is she chewing her hair in that pic?
 
2008-02-26 11:25:14 AM
Who goes to a motel to "socialize"? The only reason (unless you're traveling) is to have a drug-fueled sex romp.
 
2008-02-26 11:25:25 AM
looks like a man to me.
 
2008-02-26 11:25:54 AM
So wait a sec.... was the party at the hotel with her special education students? Thats Hawt.
 
2008-02-26 11:26:01 AM
Ummmmmmmm.......

llnw.image.cbslocal.com

That's a "kinda want" if ever I've seen one.
 
2008-02-26 11:26:38 AM
Blech.....nay nay. SHe was probably a shiatty exotic dancer and, to quote Glen Quagmire, a face so shar you could cut a roast on it.

Insert any Do not want pic of your choice here.
 
2008-02-26 11:26:45 AM
wolava: looks like a man to me.

This
 
2008-02-26 11:26:47 AM
First of all, I'd be trying to cop a feel on that if I was having a drug and alcohol fueled hotel party with her. And second of all, for amazing_live's benefit, a cyberschool is an online class that counts as a credit towards graduation. I know this because I confined myself to a cubicle my senior year so that there was NO possible way the Principle and VP could search diligently for a way in which I had slighted them. Unfortunately, they still found a way. I may have hated them as people, but I have to hand it to them, they were determined as hell and creative to boot. And they had to be in order to accuse and expel a student that had no human contact for 8 hours a day of "terroristic threats of violence". I almost gave them a standing ovation for that one. By far their most creative moment.
 
2008-02-26 11:27:17 AM
shgrmagnolia: What is on her chin??

Unfortunately, not my balls.
 
2008-02-26 11:27:18 AM
Ms. Swogger also said she did not have sex with any of the young people present. They may have had sex with one another, she said, but did so "discreetly."

I'm having a difficult time believing this.
 
2008-02-26 11:27:23 AM
Thats farking retarded.
 
2008-02-26 11:27:35 AM
I hope you guys are joking when you say you'd hit it.

/Hetero female, but knows ugly when I see it.
 
2008-02-26 11:27:39 AM
img504.imageshack.us
 
2008-02-26 11:27:45 AM
www.thesmokinggun.com


wanted for questioning
 
2008-02-26 11:27:55 AM
Well, if no one else is gonna say it, I will.

"SHE'S A MAN, BABY!"
 
2008-02-26 11:27:57 AM
If I'm elected president, I will do away with No Child Left Behind and sign "Strippers for Grades" into law.
 
2008-02-26 11:28:36 AM
aycu17.webshots.comimg443.imageshack.us
 
2008-02-26 11:29:01 AM
Swogger? It damn near killed her!
 
2008-02-26 11:29:59 AM
FTFA:
"New Kensington police said they found suspected crack cocaine, empty beer cans and used condoms in a room that Abbiejane Swogger, 34, of Harrison, shared with minors Thursday night at New Kensington's Clarion Hotel. "


now that's a party!
 
2008-02-26 11:30:28 AM
Edsel:
That sounds like a frigging Harry Potter name.



planetpooks.files.wordpress.com


5 points from Huffelpuff, Miss Swogger!
 
2008-02-26 11:30:49 AM
You know what? On second thought, I'll just stick with Tilda...

img262.imageshack.us
 
2008-02-26 11:30:59 AM
Watchman: /Vonnegut, Pynchon, and Heller surrender

What I want to know is why that name wasn't featured prominently in the headline. Yes, I'm looking at you, subby.
 
2008-02-26 11:31:29 AM
Shouldn't there be a 'niiiiiiice' tag at this point.
 
2008-02-26 11:31:34 AM
I'd swogger it.
 
2008-02-26 11:31:41 AM
I'd give her a rusty trombone. Then I'd make her do my dishes
 
2008-02-26 11:31:47 AM
peachpicker: You know what? On second thought, I'll just stick with Tilda...

Sorry, Tilda's mine.
 
2008-02-26 11:32:00 AM
Her older son, a 10th-grader at Highlands Senior High School, was distraught about the attention her case has received and will transfer to a cyber school, she said.

His new teacher:

www.het.brown.edu

"Come with me if you want to graduate."
 
2008-02-26 11:32:39 AM
Former exotic dancer man and current special education teacher busted for having a hotel party with students.
 
2008-02-26 11:33:45 AM
www.wearyourbeer.com

Approves
 
2008-02-26 11:34:28 AM
HotWingConspiracy: Former exotic dancer man and current special education teacher busted for having a hotel party with students.

Win.
 
2008-02-26 11:34:47 AM
New Kensington police said they found suspected crack cocaine, empty beer cans and used condoms in a room that Abbiejane Swogger, 34, of Harrison, THE GREATEST TEACHER EVER, shared with minors Thursday night at New Kensington's Clarion Hotel.

There. Sentence fixed.
 
2008-02-26 11:35:03 AM
www.seinfeld-fan.net

Her nose is a little big...
 
2008-02-26 11:35:32 AM
Danger Avoid Death: His new teacher:

"Come with me if you want to graduate."


So his old teacher was:

"Come in me if you want to graduate"?
 
2008-02-26 11:35:46 AM
Danger Avoid Death: Her older son, a 10th-grader at Highlands Senior High School, was distraught about the attention her case has received and will transfer to a cyber school, she said.

His new teacher:



"Come with me if you want to graduate."


I guess we know who's on top then...
 
2008-02-26 11:35:55 AM
Danger Avoid Death:
His new teacher:

"Come with me if you want to graduate."


Isn't that what the old teacher said?
 
2008-02-26 11:36:47 AM
Pittsburgh area, huh.
Maybe she used to work at Blush? (NSFW) (new window)
 
2008-02-26 11:37:13 AM
How big was this room? She didn't know if people were smoking crill, and having sex? She is making like she rented the top floor at the Taj or something.
 
2008-02-26 11:38:00 AM
Gregory F. Stuart

So his old teacher was:

"Come in me if you want to graduate"?


That's hot.
 
2008-02-26 11:38:35 AM
yeah...i'm in the mood for a hotel party like that, right now matter or fact.

/never gets invited to good parties like that
 
2008-02-26 11:38:37 AM
Here in PA, cyberschool is the name for a program where they give (give...) kids who can't hack it in regular schools, which they refer to as "brick and mortar" schools, computers and allow them to take watered down classroom subjects over the internet. It's basically a cop out that allows these kids to easily cheat on test matter that's already easy enough, but it keeps they stragglers out of the classroom and makes it exponentially easier for them to get what is the equivalent of a G.E.D., but much easier if that's possible.

/I didn't know if you guys were just maiking fun of the name
//or if PA's the only place that has these dumbfark programs
 
2008-02-26 11:38:52 AM
Wolf Flywheel: I find this to be appropriate:

Sir that pic is never appropriate. Funny, yes. Appropriate, no.
 
2008-02-26 11:39:14 AM
What, no myspace page yet?
 
jph
2008-02-26 11:39:32 AM
She's not a teacher, she's a teacher's aide. I don't know about the UK, but in some parts of the US it's a lot easier to become an aide than it is a teacher.
 
2008-02-26 11:40:15 AM
Ms. Swogger says she rented a hotel room to socialize and drink beer with adult acquaintances,

Yeah...."socialize" I default to Jay on this one...

www.theage.com.au

Looks like a slut to me!
 
2008-02-26 11:40:24 AM
You can take the girl off the pole, but you can't take the pole out of the girl.
 
2008-02-26 11:41:46 AM
eeviewontwakeup: Pittsburgh area, huh.
Maybe she used to work at Blush? (NSFW) (new window)


Even more likely, the one by South Park simply titled "Exotic Dancers".
 
2008-02-26 11:42:19 AM
"I loved it. I loved the little girl I worked with."

/fap
 
2008-02-26 11:43:00 AM
www.forumammo.com
 
2008-02-26 11:43:56 AM
I bet one of the used condoms was hanging out of her butt.
 
2008-02-26 11:44:03 AM
alcoholwasinvolved: I'd give her a rusty trombone. Then I'd make her do my dishes

Um, I dont think you understand the mechanics of teh Rusty Tr0mbone.
 
2008-02-26 11:44:29 AM
"Ms. Swogger also said she did not have sex with any of the young people present. They may have had sex with one another, she said, but did so discreetly."

tbn0.google.com

/Approves
 
2008-02-26 11:44:29 AM
dittybopper, okami, Gregory F, Stuart

Clearly a case where I should have ended it with:

/"That's what she said."
 
2008-02-26 11:44:33 AM
www.wpxi.com

worthless video (new window)
 
2008-02-26 11:45:18 AM
The more I read FARK the more I am convinced that I did not receive the full benefit of my high school education. My school was full of shaggable teachers and not one of them took me (or anyone else I know) to a hotel party.

/Mmmmm, Miss Martensen, you buxom little minx. I might have learned something that year.
///Got it baaaaaad, got it baaaaad, got it baaaaaaad.
 
2008-02-26 11:45:18 AM
or, since she's from up there on Route 28, maybe it was the Sugar Shack out there near Clarion.

/Either way, she looks kinda petite
//I'm betting she's a spinner if-you-know-what-I-mean-and-I-think-you-do
 
2008-02-26 11:45:20 AM
This all happened within a three block radius of my house, in my area no one has mentioned the exotic dancer bit... this was the first I've heard of that.

/Why oh why didn't I have teachers like this
 
2008-02-26 11:45:38 AM
amazing_live_seamonkeys: Um, I dont think you understand the mechanics of teh Rusty Tr0mbone.

Yes, the recipient needs something to "slide".
 
2008-02-26 11:46:40 AM
ThatMoron: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I wanted teachers like that!!!

she teaches the short bus brigade... you took those classes?
 
2008-02-26 11:48:07 AM
Wolf Flywheel: I find this to be appropriate:

You just made me cough up some of my bacon, you bastard!
 
2008-02-26 11:48:20 AM
Wolf Flywheel: I find this to be appropriate:

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
 
2008-02-26 11:48:30 AM
"Now working the main stage....Abbiejane!"

"Give it up for her fellas ... and remember Abbiejane works for tips and tips alone!"
 
2008-02-26 11:49:20 AM
Kinda wrinkly for 34 dontcha think

www.pittsburghlive.com

/I'm thinking 43
 
2008-02-26 11:49:21 AM
Discreet sex FTW!
 
2008-02-26 11:50:03 AM
I wonder if she knows her name is a new Fark verb?

Yeah, I'd hit it. With a feeding tube!
 
2008-02-26 11:50:23 AM
dennysgod: Kinda wrinkly for 34 dontcha think



/I'm thinking 43


It's not the age, it's the mileage.
 
2008-02-26 11:50:31 AM
Andrew Wiggin

You just made me cough up some of my bacon, you bastard!

You reswallowed it, right?

Bacon: Still Good The Second Time Around.
 
2008-02-26 11:51:28 AM
"No child left behind" education not only lowers the standards for our children, but for our teachers as well!
 
2008-02-26 11:51:33 AM
theorellior: amazing_live_seamonkeys: Um, I dont think you understand the mechanics of teh Rusty Tr0mbone.

Yes, the recipient needs something to "slide".


Yeah. This would be more of a Rusty Harmonica or something.
 
2008-02-26 11:51:33 AM
Anyone else think she looks like the gal in Die Hard with a Vengeance?

starsmedia.ign.com

I do. And do WANT.
 
2008-02-26 11:51:48 AM
Um, a teacher's aide is not a teacher.

And no, she's not hot. Attractive, maybe.
 
2008-02-26 11:52:17 AM
im_fkn_kreg: .

SIMULPOST FTW!
 
2008-02-26 11:52:52 AM
dennysgod: Kinda wrinkly for 34 dontcha think



/I'm thinking 43


Cocaine'll do that to ya
 
2008-02-26 11:53:25 AM
shgrmagnolia: What is on her chin??

DEEEEES NUUTS!!

/whoa, thought I was in 1993 again.
 
2008-02-26 11:53:33 AM
Andrew Wiggin: It's not the age, it's the mileage.

It's not the mileage, it's the sudden stops.
 
2008-02-26 11:54:43 AM
im_fkn_kreg: Anyone else think she looks like the gal in Die Hard with a Vengeance?



I do. And do WANT.


Wasn't she also the blind chick in the Hannibal Lecter movie w/ the dragon guy?
 
2008-02-26 11:54:55 AM
Special ed teacher?
From that pic I'd guess a student.
 
2008-02-26 11:56:38 AM
amazing_live_seamonkeys: But WTF is a cyberschool?

You are attending one right at this moment. Fark U.

On that note, has anyone noticed that no one just "drops out" of high school anymore? EVERYONE is "being homeschooled" or "alternatively educated".
 
2008-02-26 11:56:40 AM
You mean I couldn't give her one of these? Even without some assistance?

i174.photobucket.com
 
2008-02-26 11:57:19 AM
Hmmm...To want or not to want. That is the question.
 
2008-02-26 11:57:26 AM
So am I the only one that's ever gone into a strip club and hoped that there would be a girl that looked like Tom Petty?


www.pittsburghlive.com
/Anyone?
 
2008-02-26 11:58:37 AM
Spoonfed'sBuddy:
Wasn't she also the blind chick in the Hannibal Lecter movie w/ the dragon guy?


I think so, but crazy Austrian knifeslinger > blind, naive psycholover
 
2008-02-26 11:59:09 AM
drivingsouth: So am I the only one that's ever gone into a strip club and hoped that there would be a girl that looked like Tom Petty?

Yep. But, you are not the only one who has ever found one.
 
2008-02-26 11:59:32 AM
Meth is a helluva drug.
 
2008-02-26 12:00:57 PM
pyleoflist.com

Gives her a farking TEN!
 
2008-02-26 12:01:01 PM
nopokerface: drivingsouth: So am I the only one that's ever gone into a strip club and hoped that there would be a girl that looked like Tom Petty?

Yep. But, you are not the only one who has ever found one.


this, unfortunately

//thank god for poor lighting, booze
 
2008-02-26 12:01:17 PM
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2008-02-26 12:01:37 PM
You swogger. You brought 'er.
 
2008-02-26 12:01:56 PM
drivingsouth: So am I the only one that's ever gone into a strip club and hoped that there would be a girl that looked like Tom Petty?

/Anyone?


LOL

/runnin' down a dream
//or is that runnin' over a dream
///and then backing up
 
2008-02-26 12:02:42 PM
timboalogo:

more lube, dude.
 
2008-02-26 12:02:48 PM
Bacontastesgood: amazing_live_seamonkeys: But WTF is a cyberschool?

You are attending one right at this moment. Fark U.

On that note, has anyone noticed that no one just "drops out" of high school anymore? EVERYONE is "being homeschooled" or "alternatively educated".


My dad would have called "alternatively educated" a boot in the ass.

/cue Red Forman pics.
 
2008-02-26 12:02:48 PM
drivingsouth: So am I the only one that's ever gone into a strip club and hoped that there would be a girl that looked like Tom Petty?

1. Yes, yes you are.
2. Best laugh I've had on fark in a long time.
3. Don't blame her, she was just running down a dream. Did she get lucky? Did the kids say don't do me like that? Or was it just a case of full moon fever making her breakdown? At the end of the day, she is just an average american (stripper) girl.
 
2008-02-26 12:03:29 PM
theorellior: peachpicker: You know what? On second thought, I'll just stick with Tilda...

Sorry, Tilda's mine.


Don't fight; there's enough of her to go around.
 
2008-02-26 12:03:50 PM
also,

I'd hit it . . . .

img1.putfile.com

. . . repeatedly
 
2008-02-26 12:04:36 PM
It's a man, baby!
 
2008-02-26 12:05:02 PM
drivingsouth: So am I the only one that's ever gone into a strip club and hoped that there would be a girl that looked like Tom Petty?



/Anyone?


OK I see your point (pops)
 
2008-02-26 12:05:22 PM
Former exotic dancer and current special education teacher busted for having a hotel party with students. With pic of her hotness skankness

FTFY

/surprised it hadn't been fixed yet.
 
2008-02-26 12:07:05 PM
img521.imageshack.us

then say

img87.imageshack.us
 
2008-02-26 12:07:22 PM
mooseyfate: they were determined as hell and creative to boot. And they had to be in order to accuse and expel a student that had no human contact for 8 hours a day of "terroristic threats of violence". I almost gave them a standing ovation for that one. By far their most creative moment.

If you come back, I'd like to hear the details.
 
2008-02-26 12:08:03 PM
jph: She's not a teacher, she's a teacher's aide. I don't know about the UK, but in some parts of the US it's a lot easier to become an aide than it is a teacher.

Agreed. She was making minimum wage. Also it stated nowhere that her "students" (special ed that is)were involved at any point.
 
2008-02-26 12:11:05 PM
holyhotness_batfark: jph: She's not a teacher, she's a teacher's aide. I don't know about the UK, but in some parts of the US it's a lot easier to become an aide than it is a teacher.

Agreed. She was making minimum wage. Also it stated nowhere that her "students" (special ed that is)were involved at any point.


You guys are missing the point. Teachers (aides, whatever) do this all the time. Not news. But, none of them have this much "sorta want" about them. This discussion should be on hitability only.
 
2008-02-26 12:11:27 PM
drivingsouth: So am I the only one that's ever gone into a strip club and hoped that there would be a girl that looked like Tom Petty?

Don't come around here no more.
 
2008-02-26 12:12:36 PM
You're so bad. The best that I never had.
 
2008-02-26 12:12:46 PM
i44.photobucket.com



/do not want either near my precious
 
2008-02-26 12:13:19 PM
I've got 3:10 PM EST for $20.00 in the teacher/student sex trifecta pool.

Church sex link went Total Fark after I posted over there. Bummer
 
2008-02-26 12:13:38 PM
drivingsouth: So am I the only one that's ever gone into a strip club and hoped that there would be a girl that looked like Tom Petty?



/Anyone?


FTW. Yeah, except for the pic FTA, she's definitely a multiple beer and poor light gal.
 
2008-02-26 12:16:11 PM
GomezAdams: I've got 3:10 PM EST for $20.00 in the teacher/student sex trifecta pool.

Church sex link went Total Fark after I posted over there. Bummer


Under.
 
2008-02-26 12:17:53 PM
im_fkn_kreg: holyhotness_batfark: jph: She's not a teacher, she's a teacher's aide. I don't know about the UK, but in some parts of the US it's a lot easier to become an aide than it is a teacher.

Agreed. She was making minimum wage. Also it stated nowhere that her "students" (special ed that is)were involved at any point.

You guys are missing the point. Teachers (aides, whatever) do this all the time. Not news. But, none of them have this much "sorta want" about them. This discussion should be on hitability only.


Fine. She looks really old and is clearly stoopid. If I had a penis I would not hit based on these reasons.
 
2008-02-26 12:20:26 PM
Too right!
I'd swogger her in the abbiejanes!

www.nixguy.com
 
2008-02-26 12:20:40 PM
holyhotness_batfark: Fine. She looks really old and is clearly stoopid. If I had a penis I would not hit based on these reasons.

Finally, reason and logic wins the day.

/you didn't say what you'd do with no penis
//sorry
 
2008-02-26 12:21:19 PM
I thought when those types of women aged out of the strip-joints they automatically got assigned shifts at 24 our greasy-spoons and diners. This week I find out the teach developmentally disabled children, hold sex romps with them, and occasionally win an Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay.

Live & learn, I suppose.
 
2008-02-26 12:21:50 PM
Wolf Flywheel: I find this to be appropriate:

Jeezsus Farking Christ! I'm so going to hell for laughing at that!!

/still laughing
 
2008-02-26 12:22:42 PM
BRENDAN-FACE: and occasionally win an Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay.

it all sounded so positive until just then.
 
2008-02-26 12:24:56 PM
You know who else was a special ed teacher and involved in sex work?

nextlust.com
 
2008-02-26 12:25:22 PM
dennysgod: Kinda wrinkly for 34 dontcha think



/I'm thinking 43



my wife is 33 and looks 18 compared to her....
Looks like she has a few miles on her....

/Hot Dog - Hallway?
 
2008-02-26 12:27:14 PM
meenkya: Hot Dog - Hallway?

You know what they say: Big woman, big vajajay, small woman, all vajajay.
 
2008-02-26 12:28:31 PM
shgrmagnolia: What is on her chin??

Spooge.
 
2008-02-26 12:32:27 PM
dstanley: mooseyfate: they were determined as hell and creative to boot. And they had to be in order to accuse and expel a student that had no human contact for 8 hours a day of "terroristic threats of violence". I almost gave them a standing ovation for that one. By far their most creative moment.

If you come back, I'd like to hear the details.


They found an anonymous rant on a website somewhere and accused me of putting it there, with no factual evidence behind it. And they wouldn't take "prove it" for an answer. And then they hit me with false truancy charges as a parting gift. Then had the judge grill me relentlessly about the website, even going so far as telling me that I was a "farking liar" and should "just admit it" when I was in court for the truancy charges.

/I know, I should've taken them to court
//Probably still wouldn't have won
///They obviously had the judges on their side, considering his conduct in the courtroom
//And no, I was not a problem student. I actually enjoyed education. You know, until they started trying to crucify me. Then I started with the cyberschooling to try and keep a low profile.
/They wouldn't have it
 
2008-02-26 12:32:29 PM
im_fkn_kreg: holyhotness_batfark: Fine. She looks really old and is clearly stoopid. If I had a penis I would not hit based on these reasons.

Finally, reason and logic wins the day.

/you didn't say what you'd do with no penis
//sorry


Continue judging other vag holders. It's truly what we wimmins do best.
 
2008-02-26 12:32:37 PM
BRENDAN-FACE
This week I find out the teach developmentally disabled children, hold sex romps with them, and occasionally win an Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay.

Live & learn, I suppose.


Am I the only one that thinks she's hot?

Guess so....
 
2008-02-26 12:33:02 PM
Spits or swallows?



She's a Swogger.

\???
\\Sounded like a British sex slang.
 
2008-02-26 12:34:28 PM
I have a feeling this thread may be yanked soon....
 
2008-02-26 12:36:59 PM
anybody else see cate blanchett in that pic?
 
2008-02-26 12:39:00 PM
The_Beav: Spits or swallows?



She's a Swogger.

\???
\\Sounded like a British sex slang.


Yeah, it does sound like a crude euphemism, but I Googled it and nope, just a name...

Maybe we could get it started?
 
2008-02-26 12:42:02 PM
I hate it when teenage girls have discreet sex in my hotel room while I'm trying to kick them out.
 
2008-02-26 12:42:23 PM
I'd swogger.
 
2008-02-26 12:43:02 PM
Cocaine ... is a Helluva Drug.
 
2008-02-26 12:44:25 PM
i263.photobucket.com
 
2008-02-26 12:45:22 PM
Dadburns: The_Beav: Spits or swallows?



She's a Swogger.

\???
\\Sounded like a British sex slang.

Yeah, it does sound like a crude euphemism, but I Googled it and nope, just a name...

Maybe we could get it started?


www.moviecritic.com.au

"Let's blow this milk bar and head out for a little of the old swoggering."
 
2008-02-26 12:46:28 PM
And a little of the old ultraviolence.....
 
2008-02-26 12:49:59 PM
Don't know where I'm goin',
Don't know where I'm goin', YEAH

/not too obscure?
//right??
 
2008-02-26 12:52:45 PM
Special Ed?

Damn. The jokes, they write themselves.
 
2008-02-26 12:54:06 PM
www.artandeth.com

Approves
 
2008-02-26 12:55:09 PM
im_fkn_kreg: I think so, but crazy Austrian knifeslinger > blind, naive psycholover

I believe the first was the singer/songwriter Sam Phillips, and the second was Emma Watson. I'd take either.
 
2008-02-26 12:56:28 PM
Must have been one of the "and One Ugly One" from Deja Vu.
 
2008-02-26 12:57:18 PM
Andrew Wiggin: It's not the age, it's the mileage.

Rode hard, put up wet.
 
2008-02-26 12:58:54 PM
img243.imagevenue.com

The Skankiness is strong with this one.
 
2008-02-26 01:00:27 PM
I went to Highlands! Ha!
 
2008-02-26 01:06:56 PM
Chaperowned?
 
2008-02-26 01:10:42 PM
Spoonfed'sBuddy: im_fkn_kreg: Anyone else think she looks like the gal in Die Hard with a Vengeance?

Wasn't she also the blind chick in the Hannibal Lecter movie w/ the dragon guy?


No...
www.acousticguitar.com
Sam Phillips, from Die Hard With a Veangence, best known as a singer before that...
upload.moldova.org
Emily Watson, from Red Dragon, not to be confused with...
news.bbc.co.uk
Hermione.

/visual aids
//they help
 
2008-02-26 01:11:09 PM
drivingsouth: So am I the only one that's ever gone into a strip club and hoped that there would be a girl that looked like Tom Petty?



/Anyone?


*coughs up potato chips*

Excellent observation. They probably let her close the night out at the club, calling it Last Dance With Abbiejane.
 
2008-02-26 01:17:53 PM
LonMead:

Thanks for clarifying. But seriously, this is the best Emma Watson you got?
 
2008-02-26 01:18:32 PM
timboalogo: paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf paf

You have just unkilled about 10 kittens...
 
2008-02-26 01:19:04 PM
I'm less discerning than most. They all look relatively the same from behind.
 
2008-02-26 01:20:28 PM
anybody else see cate blanchett in that pic?

OK, Get the hell outta here, you Bastid...That's my Categirl your tawkin' 'bout
 
2008-02-26 01:24:50 PM
Teachers aide != teacher
 
2008-02-26 01:28:39 PM
shgrmagnolia: What is on her chin??

My balls, with a bit of luck. (Yes, I would.)
 
2008-02-26 01:29:29 PM
Spoonfed'sBuddy: im_fkn_kreg: Anyone else think she looks like the gal in Die Hard with a Vengeance?



I do. And do WANT.

Wasn't she also the blind chick in the Hannibal Lecter movie w/ the dragon guy?


No. Sam Phillips was in Die Hard With a Vengeance:

imgsrv.1037freefm.com

Emily Watson was in Red Dragon:

imagecache2.allposters.com

Both completely hittable.
 
2008-02-26 01:37:09 PM
meenkya:

my wife is 33 and I pretend she's looks 18 to be able to get it up. compared to her....


/had to
 
2008-02-26 01:42:45 PM
Mark me down for a hit it.

There is no shame in a little Tom Petty look a like action...I ain't backin down.
 
2008-02-26 01:49:41 PM
img85.imageshack.us

There's just something wrong about seeing halfway down a chicks esophagus when she opens her mouth to laugh.
 
2008-02-26 01:51:16 PM
pvd021: All these stories about these kinky teachers have given me a new found interest in girls who are Education Majors.

THIS!
 
2008-02-26 01:58:30 PM
It's all about the Swoggers.
i194.photobucket.com
 
2008-02-26 01:59:38 PM
In America,

It's OK to be a PEDO, as long as you're a female!
 
2008-02-26 02:01:36 PM
obligitory

www.pittsburghlive.coma2.vox.com

/guess it was Mary Jane's last dance
//at least she's an American girl
///just don't do me like that
 
2008-02-26 02:16:12 PM
And no, I was not a problem student. I actually enjoyed education. You know, until they started trying to crucify me. Then I started with the cyberschooling to try and keep a low profile.
/They wouldn't have it



You seem like a nice guy, dude, but you must have done something to incur their wrath....

/ were you emo?
// did you kill Sparky the School Hamster by sticking him up your bung hole in a cardboard tube...?
/// did you find the principal and the Jethro the Janitor in a compromising "passionate embrace"...?
 
2008-02-26 02:17:03 PM
Pittsburgh Steelers FTW!
 
2008-02-26 02:29:48 PM
jrw8778: Sam Phillips was in Die Hard With a Vengeance:

Wrong "Sam Phillips" there Chief. The one you picture there is a former Penthouse model, and B movie actress.
 
2008-02-26 02:50:03 PM
Highlands Senior High School
you know who else went there

static.flickr.com
 
2008-02-26 02:52:57 PM
And waiiiiting... is the hardest part!!!

God, she does look like him!!!
ack
 
2008-02-26 02:53:01 PM
Where'd she get the reverse print Steelers sweater?
 
2008-02-26 03:08:01 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: There's just something wrong about seeing halfway down a chicks esophagus when she opens her mouth to laugh.

Look closer, its actually a vagina located in her throat.
 
2008-02-26 03:14:27 PM
img.photobucket.com

Approves.
 
2008-02-26 03:20:24 PM
She doesn't look all that hot to me.......

/meh, bad camera angle perhaps?
 
2008-02-26 03:21:26 PM
Former exotic dancer and current special education teacher busted for having a hotel party with students. With pic of her hotness.

See Also:

Among 1,200 students surveyed: only 43% knew the Civil War was fought between 1850 and 1900, only 52% could identify the theme of "1984", and yet all could identify Britney as a trailer trash pop princess.
 
2008-02-26 03:21:40 PM
Definitely looks like the Ice Queen from Narnia. You Farkers need to raise your "hotness" standards.
 
2008-02-26 03:33:22 PM
shgrmagnolia: Definitely looks like the Ice Queen from Narnia. You Farkers need to raise your "hotness" standards.

mmmm...Turkish Delight.
 
2008-02-26 03:41:04 PM
alcoholwasinvolved: You mean I couldn't give her one of these? Even without some assistance?

Um, I'm pretty sure a woman can't "receive" the Rusty Trombone. Only men can, if you understand how they work.
 
2008-02-26 03:41:43 PM
mooseyfate: They found an anonymous rant on a website somewhere

Jeee-zus.

/thanks for sharing
 
2008-02-26 04:03:00 PM
jrw8778: Spoonfed'sBuddy: im_fkn_kreg: Anyone else think she looks like the gal in Die Hard with a Vengeance?



I do. And do WANT.

Wasn't she also the blind chick in the Hannibal Lecter movie w/ the dragon guy?

No. Sam Phillips was in Die Hard With a Vengeance:



Emily Watson was in Red Dragon:



Both completely hittable.


Yes, but you posted a pic of the wrong Sam Phillips. The one you posted is in mostly skin flicks, ala "The Escort III" - and NOT the one from Die Hard w/a Vengeance.
 
2008-02-26 04:07:13 PM
Neruos: In America,

It's OK to be a PEDO, as long as you're a female!


Who said anything about a PEDO? Having sex with an 15-17 makes you a pervert. Having sex with a pre adolescent, or younger, child makes you a PEDO.
 
2008-02-26 04:09:17 PM
NightOwl2255: Neruos: In America,

It's OK to be a PEDO, as long as you're a female!

Who said anything about a PEDO? Having sex with an 15-17 makes you a pervert. Having sex with a pre adolescent, or younger, child makes you a PEDO.


Am I the only one that thinks the definition of "pedophile" should be listed in the FArQ?
 
2008-02-26 04:09:55 PM
dstanley: mooseyfate: They found an anonymous rant on a website somewhere

Jeee-zus.

/thanks for sharing


That's pretty much what I said at the time.
 
2008-02-26 05:18:48 PM
is "she" pre-op or post-op?
 
2008-02-26 05:25:53 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: There's just something wrong about seeing halfway down a chicks esophagus when she opens her mouth to laugh.

is it just me, or does it look like she's got a piece of bacon down her throat?
 
2008-02-26 05:36:14 PM
i234.photobucket.com
 
2008-02-26 06:36:43 PM
alcoholwasinvolved: I'd give her a rusty trombone. Then I'd make her do my dishes

That phrase, I do not think it means what you think it means.


Kind of hard for you to give her a rusty trombone unless it turns out to be a trap
 
2008-02-26 07:43:47 PM
With her face, no wonder she was an "exotic dancer".

Personally, I prefer erotic, over exotic.
 
2008-02-26 07:47:09 PM
Atomic Jonb: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: There's just something wrong about seeing halfway down a chicks esophagus when she opens her mouth to laugh.

Look closer, its actually a vagina located in her throat.


This is sounding like an interesting movie plot....

You should look into securing funding for a project.
 
2008-02-26 11:08:15 PM
Aw man! My pic got deleted! It wasn't hat bad, was it? Oh well, sorry for the inconvenience mods.

/Still thinks it was funny.
 
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