Baaaaaaby



You had me at hotel party with students

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I wanted teachers like that!!!

Abbiejane Swogger? Abbiejane Swogger?!

/Vonnegut, Pynchon, and Heller surrender

Now that's a HURRRRRRRRRR pic if I've ever seen one.

Watchman: Abbiejane Swogger? Abbiejane Swogger?!

/Vonnegut, Pynchon, and Heller surrender


That sounds like a frigging Harry Potter name.

birdmanesq: Watchman: Abbiejane Swogger?

Four seconds, you magnificent bastard. Fours seconds.

Yeah, i think we all thought the same thing when reading that article...redneck parents make the best stripper names.

I'd hit it

FTFA: Her older son, a 10th-grader at Highlands Senior High School, was distraught about the attention her case has received and will transfer to a cyber school, she said.

Yeah, Im sure hes pretty farking distraught. But WTF is a cyberschool?

Whoa what's up with that eye

What is on her chin??

Well, that's one kind of special education...

I'd hit it.

Sprog Snog Swog?

All these stories about these kinky teachers have given me a new found interest in girls who are Education Majors.

So did she go downs on them?

And yes, this joke was from another farker in a previous thread.

Oh yeah, I'd hit it. I likes 'em crazy and skanky.

/"Cyber School"?

Cyber School: Where everyone farks the teacher but no one knows.

I guess she got Swoggered.

Thats the guy from the Sun Article before

link to her myspace page......

Is she chewing her hair in that pic?

Who goes to a motel to "socialize"? The only reason (unless you're traveling) is to have a drug-fueled sex romp.

looks like a man to me.

So wait a sec.... was the party at the hotel with her special education students? Thats Hawt.

Ummmmmmmm.......



That's a "kinda want" if ever I've seen one.

Blech.....nay nay. SHe was probably a shiatty exotic dancer and, to quote Glen Quagmire, a face so shar you could cut a roast on it.

Insert any Do not want pic of your choice here.

wolava: looks like a man to me.

This

First of all, I'd be trying to cop a feel on that if I was having a drug and alcohol fueled hotel party with her. And second of all, for amazing_live's benefit, a cyberschool is an online class that counts as a credit towards graduation. I know this because I confined myself to a cubicle my senior year so that there was NO possible way the Principle and VP could search diligently for a way in which I had slighted them. Unfortunately, they still found a way. I may have hated them as people, but I have to hand it to them, they were determined as hell and creative to boot. And they had to be in order to accuse and expel a student that had no human contact for 8 hours a day of "terroristic threats of violence". I almost gave them a standing ovation for that one. By far their most creative moment.

shgrmagnolia: What is on her chin??

Unfortunately, not my balls.

Thats farking retarded.

I hope you guys are joking when you say you'd hit it.

/Hetero female, but knows ugly when I see it.

wanted for questioning

Well, if no one else is gonna say it, I will.

"SHE'S A MAN, BABY!"

If I'm elected president, I will do away with No Child Left Behind and sign "Strippers for Grades" into law.

Swogger? It damn near killed her!

FTFA:
"New Kensington police said they found suspected crack cocaine, empty beer cans and used condoms in a room that Abbiejane Swogger, 34, of Harrison, shared with minors Thursday night at New Kensington's Clarion Hotel. "


now that's a party!

Edsel:
That sounds like a frigging Harry Potter name.





5 points from Huffelpuff, Miss Swogger!

You know what? On second thought, I'll just stick with Tilda...

Shouldn't there be a 'niiiiiiice' tag at this point.