Those pesky theives.

/Thieves are pesky too.

is anyone keeping score?
i'd like to know how many of these idiots get arrested each year...

But they quickly discovered the stolen parts inside didn't come from cars!

how exciting! tell me more!!!!!

There is no Van Buren, Michigan.

There is Van Buren TOWNSHIP, and Van Buren COUNTY but there is no town in Michigan called Van Buren.

Good Jorb, subby.

/god you people are stupid.

fta: "'[Because of him] we were able to solve a crime before we knew it occurred!' he said."

words fail. Not only did the cops not do their job, but they then took credit.

/also, somehow they haven't filed charges on anyone yet

Don't they have cars in the midwest? I mean, come on.

FTA: Tyler, was understandably angry.

That's some fine grammar there, Lou.

SiYkO

Cars aren't as much fun when you're drunk and barhopping in the middle of a blizzard.

/or so I've heard

The Greatest American Frampton: There is no Van Buren, Michigan.

There is Van Buren TOWNSHIP, and Van Buren COUNTY but there is no town in Michigan called Van Buren.

Good Jorb, subby.

/god you people are stupid.

I came here to say ^this.

/lives just a few miles from the VanBuren county line.
//not a snowmobiler. stinky things.

This makes me sad to be from Michigan.


Well, to be honest, a lot of things do.

The Greatest American Frampton

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I before E, except after C.

That's why it should be "idiet theives."

Pet peeve.

Now that I RTFA, it's written as if Tyler Davis rides the short bus. Keep reaching for the sky, Wonder Boy!

How have they not arrested anyone yet? The only thing I can think of is that the house is a rental property and the homeowner doesn't live there. Even still, they should be able to figure out who does...

Van Buren

FTFA: Tyler's only hope now is that all the parts are still there so he can put his "sled" back together and finally get out on that ride the chop shop owners don't kill him in his sleep.

squidloe: The Greatest American Frampton

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That is the name of a township, not a city. And it's NOT the one they are talking about in this article, which is actually the COUNTY.

Thanks for playing though, dumbass.

The Greatest American Frampton: squidloe: The Greatest American Frampton

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That is the name of a township, not a city. And it's NOT the one they are talking about in this article, which is actually the COUNTY.

Thanks for playing though, dumbass.

DRC500free:




HAHAHAHA oh man that's rich!! thanks!!

The Greatest American Frampton: dick much?

eviljimbo:The Greatest American Frampton: dick much?

No my fault subby, the mods and all of you are so stupid.

The Greatest American Frampton: squidloe: The Greatest American Frampton

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That is the name of a township, not a city. And it's NOT the one they are talking about in this article, which is actually the COUNTY.

Thanks for playing though, dumbass.

You really take this whole Van Buren Township/County thing very seriously, don't you? What happened, did the Van Buren Boys sleep with your mom? Beat up your dad? Piss in your Cheerios?

Seriously. Explain to the group why it's so near and dear to your heart that you feel compelled to call someone a dumbass on an anonymous internet message board.

You're the front runner for today's Internet Toughguy Award.

I don't know, Squidloe. Maybe he's 14 or something. I came in here to politely educate anyone who might care about SW Michigan Geography, but I guess he pissed all over that parade.

/We have Bell's Brewing...

The Greatest American Frampton: There is no Van Buren, Michigan.

There is Van Buren TOWNSHIP, and Van Buren COUNTY but there is no town in Michigan called Van Buren.

Good Jorb, subby.

/god you people are stupid.

I came here to say this.

/Berrien County resident (former)

There is Van Buren TOWNSHIP, and Van Buren COUNTY but there is no town in Michigan called Van Buren.


...and he says this like anyone cares. JEEZ. Get real.

Did somebody say "Van Buuren"?



mmm hugs