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(SuperDeluxe)   Who's a hotter sunbather: Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson or Queen Elizabeth?   (superdeluxe.com) divider line 183
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2008-02-25 01:52:54 PM  
battellemedia.com
 
2008-02-25 01:53:06 PM  
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2008-02-25 01:59:11 PM  
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2008-02-25 02:00:13 PM  
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2008-02-25 02:00:59 PM  
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2008-02-25 02:01:50 PM  
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2008-02-25 02:03:11 PM  
que.guero: El Brujo

Meh. I find Jessica Alba very non-sexual, and Scarlett Johnasen kinda weird looking.

I'll take Helen Miren in her prime any day.


THIS


Man, I'll take Helen Mirren NOW. She was the best dressed woman last night, and you know she's great in bed.
 
2008-02-25 02:05:12 PM  
Evilhippie

Thanks douchebag.
 
2008-02-25 02:07:51 PM  
HURRR!

I mean FAIL!
 
2008-02-25 02:08:47 PM  
I watched one or two SD thingies. They weren't worth the time. I don't bother. Most of the time I don't even bother visiting the thread.

Here's what I suggest: kill the threads. That will send the message even more clearly than not clicking the link. Don't like it? Don't comment. That's the biggest indicating of a non-starter. Period. This is my last SD comment ever.
 
2008-02-25 02:09:21 PM  
Wow. That was a dirty trick there, Superdelux. I thought you were entertaining, and frankly I don't see it.

I remember the early days of fark... I was raised on fark. This isn't fark. This is your Rich cousin who farked a duck in the ass, taking over fark.

Oh Fark, I miss you.
 
2008-02-25 02:11:34 PM  
amazing_live_seamonkeys: Evilhippie

Thanks douchebag.


Stay on target. The douches needing addressing are the staff of Fark TV/Superdeluxe.
 
2008-02-25 02:24:16 PM  
usera.imagecave.com

And this thread needs more pics of Scarlett

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/*FAP* *FAP *FAP*
 
2008-02-25 02:25:20 PM  
"I'll take the queen. Any woman who wears a crown is up for anything."


/Obscure?
 
2008-02-25 02:31:56 PM  
FarkTV is like a rickroll for the admins.
 
2008-02-25 02:33:23 PM  
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2008-02-25 02:43:41 PM  
An tSaoi: This has gone beyong a joke, and I for one have had enough. I decided that instead of posting pictures (which is getting quite boring by now), I would turn my musings on SuperDeluxe into a viable and meaningful comprehension. Bear with me.

It's obvious that some deal has been forged between Drew and SuperDeluxe; that much is certain. While there's nothing particularly wrong with trying to generate a bit more revenue, this is just a sell out. Now, Fark has shown advertisements since late 2000, and there are regular plug for various services here and there. We all know that those banners along the top are necessary (Drew needs to make a giving) and that the plugs serve an understandable purpose too. The difference between these and FarkTV/SuperDeluxe is that the former are always clearly marked, whereas SuperDeluxe is considerably more underhand. At least with the banners and plugs, we know where we stand. He recognise they exist solely to make money; but at least they don't try to pretend otherwise. They don't trick you into clicking on them, and we can easily choose to ignore them (or even AdBlock some of them) if we so wish.

FarkTV/SuperDeluxe on the other hand does not play fair. They never display a disclaimer like "Advertisement" or "Sponsored Link" or "Plug". Instead they take the guise of regular links, complete with Amusing tag and a misleading headline, like this one. We all know, however, that these are not regular links. If they were, they'd never make it to the Main Page. If they were from any other video site, they probably wouldn't even be greenlit.

The amount of anger and hatred for these videos cannot have gone unnoticed by Drew & Co. They must know that the vast majority of Farkers simply hate these links. Sure, there may be the odd funny moment, but they are few and far between, and the vast amounts of "suckage" grossly outweigh any positive elements (if any). Drew must be aware of the upset that this deal has caused. He only has to browse through a FTV/SD thread to see the long list of FAILpics, Facepalms and the occasional "You're doing it wrong" (not to forget the classic FarkTV: With sweat and dead man's balls). This isn't the result of jumping on the anti-FarkTV bandwagon. This is the result of people who have come to love this site, and feel that its integrity is at stake.

Your customers (can we call ouselves that?) are clearly unhappy Drew. They feel betrayed, not only because FTV/SD links are truly awful, but because they are being misled (the links are no longer marked with a FarkTV warning). No matter how strongly we show our intense displeasure for what has happened, no one listens to us. Apart from one guy confessing to work for FTV, we have had no-one willing to discuss this problem with us (It can only be described as a grave error in Drew's judgment). No mention of it in PSAs or the Fark Blog - to my knowledge at least - no apologies, no justifications. It's like we are being ignored. Most of the users would be delighted if FTV/SD links were no longer a presence on this site. Would that they became little more than a black mark in the history of fark.com. For a website with such "snark" and general moxie, it is an insult to us, the users, and to the management to be associated with such low quality video offerings. The sad fact that nothing is being done about it, and that we still are made to suffer these links only adds insult to injury.

There have been changes to this site before; many of them greatly controversial, the early 2007 redesign being the most obvious (at least it was understandable and justifiable), but in true Fark spirit we - or at least most of us - took Jeff's advice and "got over it".

We will never get over FarkTV.

We will continue to ridicule these links mercilessly. We will continue to warn people to recognise the SuperDeluxe logo, and take the appropriate action (i.e. don't click it, and instead post your favourite FAILpics in the thread). We will continue until FarkTV is either dropped, or until the number of hits is so low that it becomes unprofitable. ...


I don't think it can be said enough.
 
2008-02-25 02:45:45 PM  
Lacking the funny, it is. Not one joke. Not one. Not even an attempt.

Damn... I have more laughs watching "Mad Money" with Jim Cramer.

/though he can be funny the way he flips out sometimes
 
2008-02-25 02:46:02 PM  
To all the Helen Mirren fans. You got to read this.
LINK
 
2008-02-25 02:49:58 PM  
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2008-02-25 02:50:46 PM  
Scarlett has pretty skin, she should stay out of the sun.
 
2008-02-25 02:52:19 PM  
I can only imagine what devilish contract Drew signed to make him still keep putting SuperDeluxe/FarkTV links on here.
Was it worth it Mr. Drew?
 
2008-02-25 02:52:41 PM  
Ya know, with the presidents golfing one being decent, I did have my hopes up they would start an upward trend of funny. Perhaps, I thought to myself, that the writers are starting to really take to heart some of the posts here. That they would put more than what seems 5 minutes into writing these things. Maybe, just maybe, they would in fact reach out to us Farkers for ideas on what to do (and not just dropping out of existence).


/alas, I was mistaken
 
2008-02-25 02:53:42 PM  
I think we were looking for more of this...
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2008-02-25 02:53:47 PM  
For the love all that is even remotely humorous:

Don't greenlight SuperDeluxe anymore!!!
 
2008-02-25 02:57:34 PM  
Start your own humorous news aggregation site and link to whatever you see fit.
 
2008-02-25 02:58:37 PM  
For fark sake how many times am I going to click on one of these shiatty things before I get it drilled that Super Deluxe = fark TV = shiat , shiat on an imaginable scale.
 
2008-02-25 02:59:49 PM  
An tSaoi: blah blah blah blah blah

If you don't like it then DON'T FARKING CLICK IT. It says Super Deluxe right there on the link, you have no excuse not to know better. You want an APOLOGY from Drew because the quality of the free entertainment he is providing isn't up to your standards? Not full of yourself at all, are you?
 
2008-02-25 03:01:48 PM  
RoxtarRyan: Ya know, with the presidents golfing one being decent, I did have my hopes up they would start an upward trend of funny.

Rule one of Super Deluxe: Don't ever assume that there's an impending upswing in quality because one episode got a few minor chuckles out of you.

Rule number two: Don't ever assume that there's an impending upswing in quality because one episode got a few minor chuckles out of you.
 
2008-02-25 03:02:04 PM  
PenguinTheRed: If you don't like it then DON'T FARKING CLICK IT.

If there's one thing I think we can all agree on, it's that we shouldn't click it.
 
2008-02-25 03:02:37 PM  
You can all talk negatively of scarlett johanssen all you like.

WOULD hit it.

Fist of an angry god and all that.

Y'know, if she'd let me within 3000 feet of her without filing a restraining order.
 
2008-02-25 03:03:33 PM  

Yeah,..It's obvious Drew sold out to superdeluxe...so what? I would too. Plus it's not like you don't have a big sign saying SUPER DELUXE right on the post. It's like a big "Now ya know IGNORE ME" sign. People who complain about this are as bad as the people who call the FCC to complain about TV and radio, you KNOW it's there, you know you don't like it, just CHANGE THE CHANNEL.

I for one still click on them because it's like a train wreck to see how consistantly terrible they are. It's just like Tim and Eric on Adult Swim (now on super deluxe go figure) you just keep waiting for them to go "TA DA! Yeah we KNEW it was all useless no-talent garbage we did it that way on purpose, we just wanted to see how long this many idiots would watch!" And if that's not the case.. then it's just as funny to watch the people who get duped into going there and then come here to complain.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle....G.I. Joe!

And of course.


www.hatelabs.com
 
2008-02-25 03:03:42 PM  
I clicked on a Super Deluxe link once, but I tune in for every thread. Fark TV needs to be taken off life support and shot in the backyard, its obviously never going to be funny. Well, obvious to some.
 
2008-02-25 03:04:46 PM  
PenguinTheRed: You want an APOLOGY from Drew because the quality of the free entertainment he is providing isn't up to your standards? Not full of yourself at all, are you?

Entertainment? Is there a different word your thinking of, because entertainment is suppose to be fun.
 
2008-02-25 03:06:52 PM  
PenguinTheRed: An tSaoi: blah blah blah blah blah

If you don't like it then DON'T FARKING CLICK IT. It says Super Deluxe right there on the link, you have no excuse not to know better. You want an APOLOGY from Drew because the quality of the free entertainment he is providing isn't up to your standards? Not full of yourself at all, are you?


Problem is, it isn't free. Someone has to pay for it, either using money from TF, or increasing ad space on Fark, or by dragging the Fark 'brand' name through the mud, or by Drew selling his soul to Turner Broadcasting, someone is paying for it.
 
2008-02-25 03:07:02 PM  
Every time I see that "Fark TV, with sweat and dead man's balls." pic I laugh till I f'ing cry.

Thank you
 
2008-02-25 03:08:22 PM  
sofa_King_2006: Start your own humorous news aggregation site and link to whatever you see fit.

Douchebaggery abounds!
 
2008-02-25 03:08:59 PM  
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2008-02-25 03:12:45 PM  
TakinThePiss: sofa_King_2006: Start your own humorous news aggregation site and link to whatever you see fit.

Douchebaggery abounds!



So is your face!
 
2008-02-25 03:12:49 PM  
TheKnownUniverse

Scarlett has pretty skin, she should stay out of the sun in my bed.

There. FTFM.
 
2008-02-25 03:12:56 PM  
How many people here actually watch them, or just come in for the laughs?

/little from column A
//little from column B
///I like to know what I'm hatin' on
 
2008-02-25 03:19:07 PM  
mental: I think we were looking for more of this...

Excuse me, I'm just going to play that out in my mind for a bit...
 
2008-02-25 03:19:34 PM  
An tSaoi: This venture has failed, Drew. Admit your mistake, and count your losses. Before you forever tarnish the name if this great site. Quite simply, make it stop. I beg you.

I'm in absolute agreement. SuperDeluxe is now the only links I absolutely won't click on. I'm happier being rickrolled than I am being taken to SD and FarkTV.
 
2008-02-25 03:24:19 PM  
Alright, I've decided that I will watch every Fark TV movie and do somewhat of a legitimate critique.

1. Is this supposed to be funny? There weren't any jokes until the last line, which was a joke that hasn't been funny for a really long time.

2. I've heard better accents in a junior high play.

3. You really need to find a different way to start these skits. The typewriter sound effect is just horrible.

4. As usual, the production values were good, some problems with background sounds though.
 
2008-02-25 03:27:43 PM  
I'm sorry, but I just can't avoid talking about Super Deluxe. Wait! Before you dismiss me as neurotic, hear me out.

Super Deluxe's reinterpretations of historic events owe much to the allegations of meddlesome undesirables. Its shock troops probably don't realize that because it's not mentioned in the funny papers or in the movies. Nevertheless, the type of sexism that Super Deluxe preaches is a sort of moral gonorrhea. End of story. Actually, I should add that it maintains that it is a model organization. This is hardly the case. Rather, there is growing evidence that says, to the contrary, that I find it necessary, if I am to meet my reader on something like a common ground of understanding, to point out that people often get the impression that the worst sorts of revolting disorganized-types there are and Super Deluxe's henchmen are separate entities. Not so. When one catches cold, the other sneezes. As proof, note that Super Deluxe accuses me of being narrow-minded. Does it profess I'm narrow-minded because I refuse to accept its claim that its announcements epitomize wholesome family entertainment? If so, then I guess I'm as narrow-minded as I could possibly be.

I have observed that those who disagree with me on the next point tend to be unsophisticated and those who recognize the validity of the point to be more educated. The point is that today, we might have let Super Deluxe delegitimize our belief systems and replace them with a counter-hegemony that seeks to generate alienation and withdrawal. Tomorrow, we won't. Instead, we will educate the public on a range of issues. The moral of the story: There's a randy, doctrinaire wastrel born every minute.
 
2008-02-25 03:36:06 PM  
Last night I was watching TV with my wife. A commercial came on for the new movie with Scarlett and Natalie "The Other Boring Sister" (something like that). It becomes apparent in the commercial that the royal guy is supposed to be with Natalie but somehow magically winds up with Scarlett.

My wife says something like, "If you could have Natalie, why on God's earth would you go for Scarlett?"

I Googled up the pic of Scarlett in the red dress shown earlier in this thread. She said, "Oh, I didn't know she had those. Mystery solved!"
 
2008-02-25 04:01:14 PM  
amazing_live_seamonkeys: Evilhippie

Thanks douchebag.


you're welcome, sweet heart!
 
2008-02-25 04:08:52 PM  
Superdefux0red
 
2008-02-25 04:15:10 PM  
Gee, that was kinda tedious. It only served to remind me of how bizarre the source material was, suggesting that Angela Bassett would have any difficulty attracting a young guy's interest.
 
Nib
2008-02-25 04:20:03 PM  
Ok guys I know shes pregnant but come on not even 1 picture?

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