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(Showbiz Spy)   LAPD chief: "What we need is Britney Spears to stay home instead of traipsing all over town"   (showbizspy.com) divider line 36
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2008-02-22 11:13:20 AM  
She needs to go away for awhile, get better, and take care of herself.

/She's still in my Dead Pool, but I still hope she kicks the hangers-on to the curb and gets healthy.
 
2008-02-22 11:20:09 AM  
submitter: "What we need is Britney Spears to stay home instead of traipsing tramping all over town"

Fixed
 
2008-02-22 11:20:17 AM  
what I need brit to do is take a few too many pain pills and red bulls and end this awful situation.

/you should kill yourself Brit...you. should. kill. yourself.
 
2008-02-22 11:21:07 AM  
No, what they need to do is break out the tasers and nightsticks and start enforcing some disorderly conduct laws on the paparazzi.

Imagine if it wasn't a gaggle of photographers, helicopters and cars, just you and a bunch of buddies swarming and photographing random girls around town. I bet that wouldn't end well.
 
2008-02-22 11:30:26 AM  
What we need is for Brit to grow a 6 foot tongue, and lick my nut sack from across the room. But what we "need" to happen and what is going to happen ain't the same thing.
 
2008-02-22 11:33:16 AM  
I no longer understand the appeal of this girl.

Pulling apart that vag must be like cutting open the belly of an 800 pound dead gorilla thats been stuff with mayonnaise and left to rot in the sun for a month. The putrid stench would remove the skin from your bones.

/Threw up a little writing that.
 
2008-02-22 11:37:58 AM  
bla bla britney britney bla bla

img504.imageshack.us
 
2008-02-22 11:52:09 AM  
Kill the vultures. Problem solved.
 
2008-02-22 11:53:42 AM  
FTA:LAPD chief William Bratton spoke out after some of his officers arrested photographers following loose cannon Britney Spears.
 
2008-02-22 12:06:54 PM  
how did this guy not get the img1.fark.net tag??

"What you have is several young women in this town and several young men basically making fools of themselves a... a bunch of airheads running around out there"

/THIS
//priceless
 
2008-02-22 12:12:02 PM  
If only there was something a judge could do, maybe some sort of arrest that would prevent her from leaving her house...
 
2008-02-22 12:12:02 PM  
queue the pic with the crowd/applause
 
2008-02-22 12:15:38 PM  
Whatever happened to banishment?
 
2008-02-22 12:18:23 PM  
LAPD chief: "What we need is Britney Spears to stay home instead of traipsing all over town"

You think so doctor?

OlafTheBent: She needs to go away for awhile, get better, and take care of herself.

/She's still in my Dead Pool, but I still hope she kicks the hangers-on to the curb and gets healthy.


Couldn't have said better myself.
 
2008-02-22 12:23:15 PM  
Start billing the biatch for police ecorts. And give her the special detail rate.
 
2008-02-22 12:24:23 PM  
i love britney
 
2008-02-22 12:26:52 PM  
What you have is several young women in this town and several young men basically making fools of themselves and tying up not only my resources but the resources of the media that would do better covering legitimate stories instead of a bunch of airheads running around out there," he said.

Big and bold for that one.
 
2008-02-22 12:29:06 PM  
img172.imageshack.us
 
2008-02-22 12:31:13 PM  
Really, I think that the cops should just announce that they will no longer respond to any kind of disturbance involving either celebrities or paparazzi, and let the problem take care of itself.
 
2008-02-22 12:33:13 PM  
jayhawk88: Really, I think that the cops should just announce that they will no longer respond to any kind of disturbance involving either celebrities or paparazzi, and let the problem take care of itself.

I agree
 
2008-02-22 12:34:35 PM  
LAPD chief: "What we need is Britney Spears to stay home instead of traipsing all over town" go back to looking like she did 5 years ago.
Fixed.
 
2008-02-22 12:35:24 PM  
fark_me_running: how did this guy not get the tag??

"What you have is several young women in this town and several young men basically making fools of themselves a... a bunch of airheads running around out there"

/THIS
//priceless


Damnit, you beat me to it.
 
2008-02-22 12:35:57 PM  
Isn't he the same scientologist doosh (WARNING: Threadjack) who let Paris Hilton out after about 90 minutes?
 
2008-02-22 12:36:29 PM  
thirstyVan: I no longer understand the appeal of this girl.

Pulling apart that vag must be like cutting open the belly of an 800 pound dead gorilla thats been stuff with mayonnaise and left to rot in the sun for a month. The putrid stench would remove the skin from your bones.

/Threw up a little writing that.


you sir have ruined lunch for me,thanks.
 
2008-02-22 12:46:42 PM  
Man, if they extradited her back to Virginia that would *kick ass.* Just imagine it.

The Governator could go to her house, smash her door in and drag her out by her cooch; throw her into a limo with the words "COMPLETE RETARD" painted all over it and have it drive her all the way to the Virginia border, at which point it will eject her out into a ditch and explode in a huge fireball.

Seriously. Make a reality show out of that and you will have the highest ratings ever on the planet Earth EVAR.



/ if anyone does this, I want royalties
// please and thanks
 
2008-02-22 12:49:58 PM  
OlafTheBent: She needs to go away for awhile, get better, and take care of herself.

/She's still in my Dead Pool, but I still hope she kicks the hangers-on to the curb and gets healthy.


This is everything I was going to write.
She needs to be taken to a farm in the middle of nowhere and re-educated on manners, English and social skills.

I also have her down in my dead pool, but understand she's a product of enviroment.
Bad parents, bad agents, bad judgments and no real schooling..
 
2008-02-22 01:08:05 PM  
Crewmannumber6: doosh

Really? Really?!?
 
2008-02-22 01:19:07 PM  
Amirite: Crewmannumber6: doosh

Really? Really?!?


What do you think? Sheesh!
 
2008-02-22 02:03:27 PM  
vernonFL: What you have is several young women in this town and several young men basically making fools of themselves and tying up not only my resources but the resources of the media that would do better covering legitimate stories instead of a bunch of airheads running around out there," he said.

Big and bold for that one.



Agreed. It's not like she ASKS the media to swarm her car and take hundreds of pictures while she's, say, stuck in traffic or getting a coffee. She's entitled to space and some privacy too.
 
2008-02-22 02:17:07 PM  
TheSignPost
Man, if they extradited her back to Virginia that would *kick ass.* Just imagine it.

The Governator could go to her house, smash her door in and drag her out by her cooch; throw her into a limo with the words "COMPLETE RETARD" painted all over it and have it drive her all the way to the Virginia border, at which point it will eject her out into a ditch and explode in a huge fireball.

Seriously. Make a reality show out of that and you will have the highest ratings ever on the planet Earth EVAR.

/ if anyone does this, I want royalties
// please and thanks


Why Virginia? She's from Louisiana. Your royalties have arrived, sir - a lifetime supply of...FAIL
 
2008-02-22 02:22:48 PM  
Nickers: It's not like she ASKS the media to swarm her car and take hundreds of pictures while she's, say, stuck in traffic or getting a coffee.

no, but her ex-agent was (and probably getting paid for it).
 
2008-02-22 02:53:44 PM  
This cop, like most cops, sounds like a real dick.
 
2008-02-22 03:14:25 PM  
Honestly, the paparazzi should fall within stalking laws for following her around like that.

It makes no sense that it is legal to hound people so.
 
2008-02-22 03:53:06 PM  
"What you have is several young women in this town and several young men basically making fools of themselves and tying up not only my resources but the resources of the media that would do better covering legitimate stories instead of a bunch of airheads running around out there," he said

/i wasnt going to waste my c/p by just saying 'this'.
//two slashies for the suggestion of hero tag.
 
2008-02-22 05:50:52 PM  
That's funny; I could have sworn that what we need is a police chief who wouldn't waste time chasing or biatching about a bunch of airheads when he could be oh, I don't know, focusing on serious crime?
 
2008-02-23 05:08:04 AM  
Except the paparazzi and the celebrities they hunt are going to create a serious crime. Have you seen the way they have been darting through traffic and jumping out of their cars to try and get a picture. We are going to see a vehicular homicide soon when a celebrity or the paparazi run a red light and smash into some innocent bystander. Or some celebrity is going to snap and do a murder-suicide due to the insanity they are causing. Do we have to wait for people to start dying from the behavior of these celebrities and the paparazzi that chase them before the police step in?

I would be happy if the cops around these celebrities would enforcing some basic traffic laws. You jump out of your car to try and snap a picture at a traffic light, you get detained and your car impounded, illegal lane changes and you get detained, ticketed, running a red light, you better be ticketed. Everyone has a right to drive with some safety without some idiot with camera plowing into you or causing a traffic jam because they trying to snap a picture of some trainwreck of a celebrity.
 
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