evilotto: Your daughter rocks

Work the body, then the face.

/Stick and move, Mac! Stick and move!

oh oh i got it now, give her a one bullet, a handgun and a quiet room with a door locked from the outside. our long national nightmare is almost over

Watch Season 1 of 24 and get back to me.

dervish16108: Up up down down left right left right B A start

This

/It's her only chance to get through the tunnels

seabass242: When she jokes about Bill cheating on her, people seem to like it. She really should have played the hell out of that on the campaign.

Yeah, maybe a dipped cigar that says "Smoke Hillary" on it.
Or wear a blue sress with a stain on it.

Dump Bill and offer up Chelsea in a Hustler Beaver Hunt photo spread... might help, might not.

A sex change?

T-Servo

Who still uses 'Xerox' as a verb?

I'd have gone with "Change you can mimeograph." Now there's a phrase with experience. Plus, it avoids the messy genericization issue.

/I'd check to see if genericization is a word, but that would require it not to be six in the morning.
//Change you can Photostat

Next debate: drop the n-bomb.

dress
a blue dress

/wake-n-bake at play

Let slip the N word in the next debate.

Take an idea from Buttars and call him a dark ugly thing, like a black baby.

Canned, great minds think alike.

1) Listen to people who aren't on your campaign staff.
2) Tell the people about things they want, but have all but given up hope on ever getting.
3) Get off the universal healthcare stump. It's making you a 1 issue candidate. You're coming across as the prime candidate for Secretary of Health and Human Services.
4) Stop desperately trying to take your campaign negative.
5) Shut your husband up. He's not the candidate this time.

There are some things you won't be able to change, most notably the "legacy" aspect to your candidacy. Accept this. Knowing your weakness is key.

Recreate the Marilyn Monroe photo shoot.

You can't beat Obama. His minions are a furious lot.

Stop being a hypocrite.

She seems to hate "words" so much, especially when Obama uses them. Yet, she can't seem to STFU already.

Leak Chelsea's bush.

Murphyr: I'd have gone with "Change you can mimeograph."

She might have tried "Change you can carbon copy," but the racism might have been too obvious.

Tabatha Static: Then she should pledge that in her first week as POTUS she would turn over Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Feith, Rice, Perle, Bolton, Armitage, Abrams, and Libby to the International War Crimes Tribunal in the Hague and cooperate fully with the prosecutors' investigation into crimes against humanity.

She would have to do that before I would vote for her.

log_jammin: Nipple slip

You sure?

Gracefully bow out, and wait for 2016, either continuing as a senator or as Veep, assuming he would ask an unscrupulous corporate shill to Veep for him.

She gets the nomination; I vote for McCain. Hey, if you're going to scuttle a sinking ship, do it Right.

Joking aside, the die-hard, unapologetic Bushbot neighbor re-registered as a Dem to vote for Obama, just to counter Clinton. I'm suspecting Texas may surprise folks.
She won't get anything done in the White House, given the opposition to her _personally_.
We need Obama, if only to get the cooperation of the right wing to do damage control for the past 8 years. Hillary won't get that. Ever.

I've always wanted to see her slap the shiat outta Bill for cheating on her. That would go a long way toward gaining my respect.

NewportBarGuy: Pro tip: Drop out and retain some of the little dignity you have left.

*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!1!!

Cockpunch your husband during a televised stump speech, and when he hits the ground in the fetal position, jam the divorce papers in his mouth.

AirForceVet: Play the gender card, Hillary.

Sorry, race card trumps geneder card every time.

Kayefex: *

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!1!!

Color me confused - I don't get it. What do you mean?

Rickerkioz: dervish16108: Up up down down left right left right B A start

This

/It's her only chance to get through the tunnels

Displays location of 'The End'

erewhon: "Will no one rid me of this troublesome Nubian?"

What's a nubian?

If you're going to beat somebody, I heartily recommend a baseball bat. Louisville Slugger is a good brand, but wood can splinter and break if used with too much force. You might look into a good aluminum bat or, if you have the funds, titanium.

Oh, you meant in the polls...

Never mind.

/Nobody's bigger than a baseball bat

phatface: I've always wanted to see her slap the shiat outta Bill for cheating on her. That would go a long way toward gaining my respect.

This, but in 1997. That she didn't is a large part of why I don't trust her. Add in her carpetbagging in NY is why I think her marriage is a sham for personal political gain for the past 20 years. I'd have a lot more respect for her if she'd divorced him ten years ago but kept it amicable.

Have him "Vince Fostered"

Damn you OblivionX I came in here to say that. You have earned my vote.

evilotto: I don't know, my daughter is about the same age and this is her take on hillary.

Your daughter clearly kicks my daughter's ass.

I bow to your superior parenting. Newsletter?

SilentStrider: Tip 1 on beating Barack Obama: Don't be Hillary Clinton.

Winnar!

/thread

Pimp out Chelsea.

/well, maybe....

Three words.

Porn Porn Porn

Call him a Pig In A Pant Suit... wait, that won't work

PC LOAD LETTER

That was almost psychic.

/jinx
/I jinx you back

evilotto, I think your daughter has some votes, once she's old enough.

Tabatha Static: Then she should pledge that in her first week as POTUS she would turn over Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Feith, Rice, Perle, Bolton, Armitage, Abrams, and Libby to the International War Crimes Tribunal in the Hague and cooperate fully with the prosecutors' investigation into crimes against humanity.

So, how much is the Republican party paying you for this sure-fire way to get McCain or Huckabee elected President?

Run in 2016, when Obama will be disqualified for already having been president twice.