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(Telegraph)   Hillary Clinton's desperate campaign staff open phone helpline where supporters can call in with ideas on how to beat Obama. No doubt you've got a few, thread voting enabled   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 456
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2008-02-22 07:50:23 AM
At the next debate go on stage in black face.
"I be da bomb candidate fo' prezident. what the fark sup now?"
 
2008-02-22 07:50:23 AM
Annex the Sudeterland and sign a non-aggression pact with Russia.
 
2008-02-22 07:54:14 AM
Ditch the pants suit. Go with a dress, 4 inch heels and cleavage.
You may not win, but it will make for interesting TV.
 
2008-02-22 07:55:18 AM
If she wants to win, she's got to stop being a dumb coont.
 
2008-02-22 07:56:15 AM
CaptainMidnight: Gracefully bow out, and wait for 2016, either continuing as a senator or as Veep, assuming he would ask an unscrupulous corporate shill to Veep for him.

She gets the nomination; I vote for McCain. Hey, if you're going to scuttle a sinking ship, do it Right.

Joking aside, the die-hard, unapologetic Bushbot neighbor re-registered as a Dem to vote for Obama, just to counter Clinton. I'm suspecting Texas may surprise folks.
She won't get anything done in the White House, given the opposition to her _personally_.
We need Obama, if only to get the cooperation of the right wing to do damage control for the past 8 years. Hillary won't get that. Ever.


Cons are doing this in Ohio, too. I love it, because Obama could beat McCain but Hillary couldn't beat Nixon.
 
2008-02-22 07:57:40 AM
nashBridges .... Her Retired Cooch ....

Is that a title like "Her Royal Highness"?
 
2008-02-22 08:00:42 AM
Tip to win: be the Weeners.
 
2008-02-22 08:02:02 AM
Tabatha Static: She should apologize publicly and unreservedly for her support for the war in Iraq and her support for the USA-PATRIOT ACT.

Then she should pledge that in her first week as POTUS she would turn over Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Feith, Rice, Perle, Bolton, Armitage, Abrams, and Libby to the International War Crimes Tribunal in the Hague and cooperate fully with the prosecutors' investigation into crimes against humanity.


This.
 
2008-02-22 08:04:18 AM
Hugh2d2: Tabatha Static: She should apologize publicly and unreservedly for her support for the war in Iraq and her support for the USA-PATRIOT ACT.

Then she should pledge that in her first week as POTUS she would turn over Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Feith, Rice, Perle, Bolton, Armitage, Abrams, and Libby to the International War Crimes Tribunal in the Hague and cooperate fully with the prosecutors' investigation into crimes against humanity.

This.


But someone has to record the hanging on their cell phone so we can biatch about that too
 
2008-02-22 08:05:55 AM
Playaz who want to challenge Obama should "lynch him in a back alley"


/Go Sharpton
 
2008-02-22 08:06:50 AM
CtrlAltDelete: RadioAaron: "Knights of the Round"

You beautiful geek, you.

Awesome.

/with the 4x materia coupled to it you have enough time to make a sandwich before the animations stops


Actually 4x doesn't work with KoTR, you have to use W-Summon.

/sad but fail
//you could prepare a Victoria Sponge during your average Emerald Weapon fight
///and still lose to the bastard
 
2008-02-22 08:06:52 AM
noose
 
2008-02-22 08:06:59 AM
Onkel Buck:
But someone has to record the hanging on their cell phone so we can biatch about that too

Fine. I'll do it!
 
2008-02-22 08:08:17 AM
Hmm don't try to form a political dynasty. Don't make a "safe" vote on a serious subject like starting a war, when it is both wrong and a betrayal of the Constitution.

Sorry Hillary, you have my sympathy but you didn't get my vote. Voting yes on Iraq is unforgivable, and I haven't forgotten your betrayal either you cocksucker John Kerry.
 
2008-02-22 08:08:18 AM
Use an All Your Base reference... It'll show "the kids" that you're hip.
 
2008-02-22 08:11:59 AM
Use Sub Zero, stay away from the arm blades and make copious use of freeze shots and uppercuts.
 
2008-02-22 08:13:06 AM
Isn't there any more Riatti money left? Maybe there's something in here that could help.

i43.photobucket.com
 
2008-02-22 08:14:46 AM
syrynxx: She should stab him with a pencil during a debate, a la 'Natural Born Killers' trial. And then cry and blame menopause. Edwards gets the nod, he pardons her and makes her VP, she pulls an 'LBJ on JFK' and ta da! President Clinton!

this.
truly the most logical course of action
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2008-02-22 08:16:27 AM
Eloquence, at its highest pitch, leaves little room for reason or reflection, but addresses itself entirely to the desires and affections, captivating the willing hearers, and subduing their understanding.
-David Hume

/its interesting how the media describe Obama's supporters as supposedly more "educated" than Hillery's
//on the other hand, I suppose it's always been true that there's nothing more important than a well-delivered speech -- content & policy be damned -- no matter what the audience
 
2008-02-22 08:20:24 AM
TheEvilOne23: Obama STEALS Speeches and STEALS ideas and you all support that? LOL. Obama is a crook and and a stealer of ideas. Vote for him and you are a MORON. HILLARY 2008!

And Hillary is a power hungry screeching harpy. She doesn't want to be president out of any kind of concern for the country, she wants to be president because she wants the power and the fame for being the first woman president.

Neither one is appealing. Both lie, both say whatever the crowd wants to hear, both are political nightmares.

If she wants to win she should get sex reassignment surgery and ensure that she isn't going to have a menopausal fit while in office and nuke a third-world country or something.

Hormones are teh suck and Hillary's about ready for some major hot flashes...

Sorry, I'm female and the potential of having a menopausal president given the state of the world today scares the living crap out of me.
 
2008-02-22 08:21:06 AM
I'd like to see either one of them offer something besides "not Bush". He'll be gone in 11 months; lets hear about what they would do instead instead of what they're not.

/Obama should quit asking for spare change during his speeches
 
2008-02-22 08:24:41 AM
Leak a sex tape. It worked for Paris Hilton.
 
2008-02-22 08:25:43 AM
After Hillary's interview on The Today Show this morning, it's official:

I really can't stand this c*nt.

It was a real softball interview and she was giving the usual horseshiat politician answers, but then she was asked about the John McCain scandal, having gone through a troubled marriage herself. The entire interview went smoothly, but once asked if she'd use it against McCain, suddenly Hillary is having audio problems. I'm paraphrasing the following excerpt, but if anyone has the video/transcript - please post it (I think it was Meredith Viera interviewing her?):

MV: Would you say the latest story about John McCain was fair, having gone through a similar problem yourself?

HC: Oh, I'm not really here to talk about that, I want to talk about the problems facing America.

MV: So, if you were the candidate, that kind of personal attack against him would be off limits for you?

HC: [Long pause and blank stare]....I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you.

MV: [Repeats question]

HC: [Totally dodges any possible way of giving an actual answer]


This twat's pathetic smear tactics against Obama have already failed, I'd almost LOVE to see her get the nomination just so she can try and use that infidelity shiat against McCain. I think the entire voting populace would do a Guinness Record-setting collective facepalm, and her hypocrisy would be so apparent that the only vote she'd get is from Bill.

/GObama 08
 
2008-02-22 08:26:13 AM
Short skirt, no panties.

She will re-define the term "Campaign appearance"
 
2008-02-22 08:26:47 AM
Someone should remind her that:

A black man will always beat a white woman.

/yes, I'm well aware I'm going to hell
 
2008-02-22 08:28:35 AM
Ask Obama if he's in favor of giving out taxpayer money to all black Americans as reparations for slavery? Either answer will cost him many votes.

Bonus: ask him if he'll only taking half a share.
 
2008-02-22 08:29:21 AM
Bill Clinton needs a blowjob. Not from Hillary.
 
2008-02-22 08:30:25 AM
Hillary Clinton's desperate campaign staff open phone helpline where supporters can call in with ideas on how to beat Obama.



race war?


...I don't think I want to win this contest.
 
2008-02-22 08:33:25 AM
jshine: /its interesting how the media describe Obama's supporters as supposedly more "educated" than Hillery's
//on the other hand, I suppose it's always been true that there's nothing more important than a well-delivered speech -- content & policy be damned -- no matter what the audience


Yeah, damn anyone for actually having a candidate that speaks plainly, is inspiring, and has a grasp of the English language. Not to mention that once you listen to these speeches, you come away with a pretty good grasp on his policies and where he stands on the issues. We can't have an uppity Nubian not knowing his place.

These attacks on Obama having "no substance" is laughable at this point. Anyone who has a modicum of intelligence and follows these things from a variety of sources knows that this is entirely baseless.
 
2008-02-22 08:36:35 AM
Accuse Obama of raping the Duke lacrosse team.
 
2008-02-22 08:37:06 AM
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You've got an enemy on your tail! Use the brake!
 
2008-02-22 08:38:23 AM
RadioAaron: "Knights of the Round"

WIN
 
2008-02-22 08:41:52 AM
Anything short of "Pulling a Vince Foster" isn't going to work. That shouldn't bother you much though. You and your lying husband are two of the more blood thirsty people in American politics. What is one more dead political obstacle?

It is obvious that you don't have anything on Obama or you would have had CNN "discover" it before Super Tuesday.

In short, good riddance. The last thing we need is another Clinton in the White House.
 
2008-02-22 08:44:14 AM
Tabatha Static 2008-02-21 11:59:15 PM
She should apologize publicly and unreservedly for her support for the war in Iraq and her support for the USA-PATRIOT ACT.

Then she should pledge that in her first week as POTUS she would turn over Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Feith, Rice, Perle, Bolton, Armitage, Abrams, and Libby to the International War Crimes Tribunal in the Hague and cooperate fully with the prosecutors' investigation into crimes against humanity.



Well that might satisfy cooky leftists like you, but would most certainly bring about a resounding defeat for the Dem's in the fall.

So I say YES!!! Go with that.
 
2008-02-22 08:44:35 AM
That Reilly Monster: You've got an enemy on your tail! Use the brake!

Pure farking WIN
 
2008-02-22 08:45:25 AM
Try a new approach - how about not being a raving socialist?
 
2008-02-22 08:46:28 AM
Maybe she could stop saying "you know" every 3 seconds trying to make me believe she empathizes with me.
 
2008-02-22 08:47:56 AM
Farker_Taint 2008-02-22 08:33:25 AM

Yeah, damn anyone for actually having a candidate that speaks plainly, is inspiring, and has a grasp of the English language. Not to mention that once you listen to these speeches, you come away with a pretty good grasp on his policies



interesting. Can you provide a detailed list of his policies? Besides bailing out of Iraq I mean....would he pull our troops out of Kosovo now that they've declared independence?

What new programs? How much will they cost? Who will pay?

Also, can you please provide a list of his legislative accomplishments? Hell, I'd settle for just ONE!
 
2008-02-22 08:49:08 AM
Master of the Flying Guillotine: Accuse Obama of raping the Duke lacrosse team.

That is so full of WIN that I'm just, um, speechless...

/stained blue lacrosse jersey?
 
2008-02-22 08:49:29 AM
try to get the pledged delegates to switch and try to get chelsea to sway the "super" delegates. and claim 40 states do not matter.
 
2008-02-22 08:49:57 AM
Iron my shirt?

/Sorry if that was said before; I didn't feel like reading all the comments.
 
2008-02-22 08:50:57 AM
Eat 50 hard boiled eggs on TV. Obama can't do that.

/no man can eat 50 eggs.
 
2008-02-22 08:50:57 AM
Take a stand and stay with it rather than believe what the polls say, as polls are inaccurate, subject to change and have no soul.
If your position is what the latest poll says you're a vote whore.
 
2008-02-22 08:52:31 AM
i236.photobucket.com
 
2008-02-22 08:52:50 AM
Luke: I can eat fifty eggs.
Dragline: Nobody can eat fifty eggs.
Society Red: You just said he could eat anything.
Dragline: Did you ever eat fifty eggs?
Luke: Nobody ever eat fifty eggs.
Prisoner: Hey, Babalugats. We got a bet here.
Dragline: My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.
Loudmouth Steve: Yeah, but in how long?
Luke: A hour.
Society Red: Well, I believe I'll take part of that wager.
 
2008-02-22 08:54:35 AM
you all rock.
 
2008-02-22 08:55:16 AM
What Barack does on his backswing, he shifts all his weight to his right leg, so you cut the achillies tendon, right below the ankle.
He'll then push everything off to the left.

He'll quit the game.
 
2008-02-22 08:57:58 AM
Maybe if she found Osama in a spider hole, filled with WMD's that were hand signed by Saddam, produced countless boxes of uncounted democratic ballots from the 2004 Florida election, did a live expose on what really goes on at Area 51, gave the Apache people back Geronimo's head, AND did a pay-per-view sex show featuring Chelsea and George Bush's daughters.........maybe, MAYBE, she could beat Obama.
 
2008-02-22 08:58:45 AM
1. Ask Obama "How?"

2. Remind people that Kennedy said "Ask not what your country can do for you, Ask what you can do for your country" Where Obama's rally cry is "Your country should be doing this for you", that should kill the Kennedy legacy image
 
2008-02-22 09:00:00 AM
Here's the thought that might swing my vote.

Although that the revocation of Habeus Corpus was approved by many, explain why she voted for it. Be specific as to why it was important to do, and why she felt it didn't require further inspection.

Explain why she didn't "stand up" with so many other of her Democratic lawmakers and publicly vote against the telecom amnesty? While it is true that her vote probably wouldn't have been enough to turn the results of the Senate vote, at least it would show her being a leader on an important delineation between the way things have been done for 7 years and how she plans on doing things.

I guess that's what we really need. I need to know what she'll do differently than the current administration. Her plan for global healthcare is the same tilting at windmills that GWB did with the privatization of Social Security. It just won't happen the way she wants it to.

I want to know what will be DIFFERENT. Not platitudes but actual statements that she will do things differently. She'll take a hard stand when it isn't 'popular' and show she was right when all the evidence is shown. That's what I'm waiting for, and I've been waiting for that from her for her entire campaign.
 
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