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(Some Guy)   Christopher Walken reads "The Raven" (8MB MP3)   ( ) divider line 39
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2426 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Aug 2001 at 12:15 AM (14 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-12 12:32:07 AM  
Quote the Walken "the dog, it has no tail"
2001-08-12 12:38:07 AM  
i just bit my tounge. its bleeding a little. this really has nothing to do with walken except that i was listining to the raven when i did it. thats all.
2001-08-12 12:42:00 AM  
2001-08-12 12:57:35 AM  
If walken and angelina jolie got together, think of the children they could have........
2001-08-12 01:02:58 AM  
My favorite poem read by one of my more favored actors... kick @ss!! :)
2001-08-12 01:03:36 AM  
Reverb's gotta go though...
2001-08-12 01:13:45 AM  
this is what I got broadband for.
2001-08-12 01:24:33 AM  
Oh man, this rules. Check it out at about 7:40. Absolutely rocks.
2001-08-12 01:26:30 AM  
I found this on gnutella about a week ago on accident. I figured it would show up here eventually..
2001-08-12 01:34:50 AM  
angelina jolie and walken? well, it would have satanic powers the likes of which have only been seen in chick tracts, but it'd be born addicted to crack.
2001-08-12 01:57:19 AM  
Yehaw! what better than to come home piss drunk from the bars to find your first accepted article on fark!!

For those slow users out there (refering to connection speed only) I have created a smaller version of the mp3. It doesn't sound as nice, but is still pretty good (considering I am drunk). A little Tinny sounding though, but hey, Upgrade to cable if you're gonna biatch.

Here is the Link

Is 32kbps and 44khz stereo.
2001-08-12 01:58:17 AM  
or, Here is the link for the said 2MB .mp3
2001-08-12 02:13:30 AM  
On behalf of the "slow" Fark users, I thank you Ring of trout. :)
2001-08-12 02:22:41 AM  
Bill, feel free. Of course, since I've been here for years, I'll mock you.
2001-08-12 03:16:52 AM  
Super farking cool.
2001-08-12 03:49:56 AM  
2001-08-12 04:07:57 AM  
that was cool but....

needs more cowbell
2001-08-12 04:45:25 AM  
Imagine Walken and Jolie having babies? That's almost saying... let's compare Walken to Billy Bob.

I see Walken looking at Jolie and being repulsed at the lips on her. Much like having to stare at the back of the thighs at a really fat woman. But Walken would be cool about it, brush her off lightly.
I vision Billy Bob in the corner with a sex maniac grin on his face, his fist clenched in an unhealthy way.... mumbling about 'how much he got'. Leaning against the wall bent over slightly, trying to hide the fact that he's already sporting wood. A greasy old hat he got from the set of 'ARMAGEDDON' perched upon his head, backwards. The smell that hits Walkens nostrils is Billy Bob's 3 day old sperm crusted underwear. Walken turns and walks away, Billy Bob runs up beside him and gives him a few light jabs in the ribs with his elbow.
"Heh heh heh heh Ah screwed her... heh heh" Billy Bob is obviously pround that he bedded the oddity.

Obviously, this hasn't happened... ever, but when I try to think of comparing Thornton to Walken, it's this kind of imagery that comes to mind. I dare not think of dirtying his image, in my minds eye, by adding Jolie.

shiat, I'm sleepy. lol
2001-08-12 05:03:26 AM  
This-by far... is the perfect thing to round out a good night at the bar..... Dog bless Fark!!!!!
2001-08-12 05:24:39 AM  
completly off topic.. but at work today (kroger) i was cussing at a customer and saw the manager coming,.. had already started the fffff word... had to recover somehow. so instead of telling the customer to go f!u!c!k! themselves i told them to go fark themselves... we'll the manager heard me... and later asked me what i had said... i told him the whole fark thing and to my surprise the 55 year old evil bastard asked if it was "fark" like the website ""... i almost shiat my pants.. appearantly MR. JOHNSON reads fark. HI MR. JOHNSON, I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR SORRY OLD WASHED UP KROGER WORKING ASS. IM OFF THE CLOCK AND IM DRUNK AND I CAN SAY WHAT EVER THE HELL I WANT AND ...... ok well i got nothin else up my sleeve,.. mr. johsnon please dont fire me tommorow... cause i have now idea where ill be able to find another $7 an hour job in this town... oh wait.. thats everywhere... MR JOHNSON,.. GO FARK YOURSELF AND YOUR GREASY GREASY GRANNY!!!!!!
2001-08-12 05:37:43 AM  
best submission in a while, good stuff.

If walken and angelina jolie got together, think of the children they could have........ evil, thick-lipped weirdos

i laughed for a VERY LONG TIME at that, thanks ^.^
2001-08-12 06:17:24 AM  
Quoth the raven,

I'll smash your farking head in with a farking baseball bat.
2001-08-12 07:03:36 AM  
Bodegas, you crack me up.

Wish my boss read Fark... wait a sec... I DON'T HAVE A JOB! YEAAH!!!
2001-08-12 08:33:55 AM  
Bloody hell! Walken should give up acting for a bit, whilst taping the complete works of Poe. That was god-damned amazing!
2001-08-12 10:16:39 AM  
"Perched upon a bust of Pallas, Just above my chamber door,
Perched and Sat, nothing more."

hahaha, that's sooo walken.

but yeah, that reverb screws it up.
2001-08-12 10:53:09 AM  
Bodegas - Buy a fark t-shirt.
2001-08-12 11:22:40 AM  
I would have preferred it "raw", without cheesy sound effects and god-awful electro guitar twangs.
They dimished the power of The Walken.
2001-08-12 11:58:52 AM  
yes, yes they did. The power of Walken needs no empellishment. For those with broadband (apologies to non-broadbanders) check this 10 MB mps of walken's monologue in True Romance...
2001-08-12 11:59:40 AM  
ach, sorry - here it is
2001-08-12 12:14:31 PM  
This is Mr. Johnson. I'm not going to fire you, instead I am going to give you my wife.

That is all.
2001-08-12 01:01:11 PM  
regarding Stever's comment about his boss not reading fark, i was reminded that i actually showed my school councilor this site and he said that it was a great site and he loved all the comments... hey Mr. mcdaniels if your reading this i just wanna let you know... you screwed up my life.
2001-08-12 01:46:58 PM  
My Girlfriend is starting to read fark, just wanted to let her know that I DIDNT GO ANYWHERE LAST NIGHT!!! I SLEPT LIKE A BABY!!!AND I DID WHAT I DID TO SHOW HER HOW IT FELT TO THINK SOMEONE IS COMING OVER AND THEY DON'T!!!!

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2001-08-12 02:17:09 PM  
I would like to point out the other voice in the True Romance clip belongs to Harry Dean Stanton, who would r0xxz0r Walken if they weren't acting.

If Walken was actually worth a $hit he would have been in Repo Man. Period.
2001-08-12 02:28:02 PM  
Just to be clear: That's not a troll, I just don't get the Walkenmania thing going on here any more than I understand why people wouldn't let AYBABTU R.I.P.
2001-08-12 04:46:52 PM  
Mister LonMabonJovi, you have about almost a 1000 fark account numbers to meet my fark persona. If you have to have you'll never know.
2001-08-12 04:47:47 PM  
zip an mp3, good thinking.
2001-08-12 08:37:34 PM  
Cool, maybe someone will put up #237 on E-Bay ... my penis will triple in size and you will be 0\/\/nz0rd!!!1!!! :rolls eyes:

Walken is ok, but I have seen some really questionable posts (the one with 493 typos on the light blue background comes to mind) that made it solely because he was the subject matter. I'm not convinced he deserves deification just because he plays the same goddamn guy in every movie.

As a gesture of good faith, I humbly submit Romeo fuX0red. If you squint really hard the lead character looks a lot like Walken!
2001-08-12 09:40:41 PM  
Boy am I glad that file was zipped, that extra 100KB would have taken forever to download.
Who zips an .mp3 file anyway?
2001-08-13 10:33:28 PM  
Gelos, I agree zipping in general is idiotic, however, the site host he uses could disallow .mp3 extension files (like geocities) forcing him to use another extension. .zip is the likely choice in that scenario.
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