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2002-10-30 10:32:36 AM
woman are more like the cheat, period...
 
2002-10-30 10:32:48 AM
I'd hit a ovulating woman.

next....
 
2002-10-30 10:33:16 AM
I think this needs the obvious tag.
 
2002-10-30 10:35:59 AM
..weird, actually. I'm most likely to cheat on my wife when I'm drunk and horny...
 
2002-10-30 10:36:13 AM
GMcG,
That was exactly what I was about to say. In other news men find menstrual women less attractive.
 
2002-10-30 10:36:20 AM
Makes total sense. . . .Humans are most likely to be horny when there's the greatest chance of conception. With women that's ovulation time. With men, it's 24/7.

Being male is SO much less complicated.
 
sos
2002-10-30 10:36:25 AM
biatches.
 
2002-10-30 10:36:38 AM
What this article also highlights is the fact that men cannot be absolutely positively sure that they are the father of the child they are caring, this is the basic explaination for a lot of male behaviour, except of course the stuff about the toilet seat.

In these technologically advanced days the worm may be turning however.
 
2002-10-30 10:36:53 AM
so are guys
 
2002-10-30 10:37:23 AM
I love fark. I didn't know what to do with this email from an old girlfriend. So I simply replied back with a link to this article.
 
2002-10-30 10:37:42 AM
There was worse to come. Subsequent DNA tests revealed that not one of Morgan's three sons was fathered by him

Poor guy....Can I guess that he still would have been resposible for child support?
 
2002-10-30 10:38:27 AM
It's science, man.

You know how female's periods sync when they live together? It only happens when there are males present or in close proximity.

It's a function left over from the caveman days so that when a horny male showed up, he could fertilize all the females at the same time to extend his genetic material.
 
2002-10-30 10:39:19 AM
"One in 10 children are being raised by men who are unaware that they are not the father." Bwahahaahaa. Poor statistically unfortunate train driving "father of 3". Apparently his wife has a fetish for trains as well. Bwahahahaa.
 
2002-10-30 10:39:19 AM
This explains why my sons all have red hair.
 
2002-10-30 10:39:35 AM
Nice guys get the girls, bad boys get to be the fathers...
 
2002-10-30 10:39:54 AM

Not exactly a new theory, I don't think. I read a study where women actually seek out multiple partners when they are ovulating, since the sperm then "compete" in a sense and only 'the best man wins'. This insures she has the best possible child and gets rid of weaklings, supposedly. Or something like that. Where is my club, and why isn't my woman in her cave? Ugh.

But I do feel for this guy:

There was worse to come. Subsequent DNA tests revealed that not one of Morgan's three sons was fathered by him.
 
2002-10-30 10:40:58 AM
Xane- What this article also highlights is the fact that men cannot be absolutely positively sure that they are the father of the child they are caring,

I tease my wife endlessly since both our kids are blonder than Scandinavia and we are both dark haired. I tell her I bet it's the mailman since he's a blonde....Hey wait.
 
2002-10-30 10:41:44 AM
this is news? Christ I came to this conclusion before figuring out why I'm so turned on by a beautiful hip:waist ratio.. When women are in heat they love a guy with a good source of testosterone hence confidence that will take them over physically & protect them - I guess that's I've been used periodically in their time of need.. :(

Absolutely everything can be boiled down to "quality of offspring", the only thing that boggles my mind still is why myself (along with probably 90% of other males I've discussed this with) gets weak at the knees of the mere thought of luscious lesbians. I mean, it can be 100% observation & I'll still long to spill my seed.
 
2002-10-30 10:45:24 AM
This is one of the reasons my wife is chained to the water heater 24/7.
 
2002-10-30 10:45:35 AM
TheRedGuy:

"Used periodically"? Pun?
 
2002-10-30 10:45:38 AM
Great. Now can someone tell me how to point out an ovulating chick?
 
2002-10-30 10:45:57 AM
Easy, women are pulled in two directions. They want the best genetic stock for their children and they also want an environment where their children will be taken care of, for some reason these two goals appear incompatable to women.

so the solution is have one "desirable" man father the children and have the "harmless but genetically inferior" one raise them.
 
2002-10-30 10:48:02 AM
I didn't read the article, but this would certainly explain why the sole woman in my poker group always wins big right around the end of the month. Farking CHEATER.
 
2002-10-30 10:48:16 AM
i would kill my wife and the kids if i found out that the three sons werent' mine.
 
2002-10-30 10:48:52 AM
10-30-02 10:36:20 AM Bo_Riprock
Makes total sense. . . .Humans are most likely to be horny when there's the greatest chance of conception. With women that's ovulation time. With men, it's 24/7.


Farking straight.

Being male is SO much less complicated.

Yay for us guys!
 
2002-10-30 10:51:31 AM
Crass blanket generalization:


Available female: Hmmmm. Man with rock hard abs or millions of dollars? Decisions, decisions.


\crass blanket generalization.
 
2002-10-30 10:52:10 AM
Ironbar:
It's science, man. You know how female's periods sync when they live together? It only happens when there are males present or in close proximity.

Not so, Ironbar. It happens with virtually all lesbian couples. Something to do with sense of smell. (insert nasty jokes here.)
 
2002-10-30 10:52:12 AM
Mikey65:

Great. Now can someone tell me how to point out an ovulating chick?


She's the one wearing the Calvin Klien suit and holding a whip.
 
2002-10-30 10:52:18 AM
not only this biatch is stupid, she also picks the wrong mate! haha... you got CF, you're kind of screwed.
if i were that guy, i want my money back from supporting those kids.
 
2002-10-30 10:53:45 AM
... for some reason these two goals appear incompatable to women

The same argument is also used for polygamy, whereas the woman would prefer a protective and loyal partner that did not share his affection with other women, she'd probably encourage her sons to spread as many of her genes as possible.
 
2002-10-30 10:53:57 AM
Nice guys get the girls, Fb- gets to be the father

and i agree with Bagu's comment
 
2002-10-30 10:54:40 AM

Female Baboons give it up to every male in the pride because the males have a nasty habit of killing their male children. The female sluts out so the male won't know for sure which kid is his and therefore won't off the kid. Or something like that.
 
2002-10-30 10:54:47 AM
We shouldn't give girls names except for "tramp whore slut"

yeah, all of them.
 
2002-10-30 10:55:25 AM

I just found this in my e-mail:


(This must be told with a British accent.)


A man comes home early from work one day and finds his wife
in bed with three of his best friends.

He looks at them and says, "Wats this! 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello!"

His wife looks up at him and says, "Well aren't ya gonna
say 'ello to me?
 
2002-10-30 10:55:27 AM
"There was worse to come. Subsequent DNA tests revealed that not one of Morgan's three sons was fathered by him."

Damn I feel sorry for that guy. I wonder if he left the biatch and her bastard children, or if he raised the kids anyways?
 
2002-10-30 10:56:21 AM
10-30-02 10:52:12 AM WickedWanda
Mikey65:

Great. Now can someone tell me how to point out an ovulating chick?

She's the one wearing the Calvin Klien suit and holding a whip.


now THAT's funny....
 
2002-10-30 10:56:53 AM
How did that get bolded? I didn't tag it. And anyway, what I wrote was something I read a long time ago. It was just the observations of some National Geographic grant researchers.
 
2002-10-30 10:57:27 AM
So FB must carry the Cystic fibrosis gene?
 
2002-10-30 10:57:42 AM
if i were that guy, i want my money back from supporting those kids.

Bizarrely, if the real fathers are known, and can be proved using DNA testing, and the mother is willing to testify, this guy could probably have a lawsuit. If the accused was really laying it around he could even have a class action.

If this was the case then the great American legal system might actually accomplish what the religious institutions have failed to do for centuries, and ensure greater fidelity and less adultery, merely by adding a financial aspect to it.
 
2002-10-30 10:57:51 AM
oh yeah, it also explains (justifies even?) males beating or killing illegitimate children. happened to my dad, and happened to me. genes are 99% absolute.
 
2002-10-30 11:01:26 AM
sluts
 
2002-10-30 11:06:03 AM
Hoserian: I hope you're kidding.
 
2002-10-30 11:07:27 AM
Horsarian: Erm... I think we need to have a bit of a chat, matey.
 
2002-10-30 11:09:26 AM
Women with men that don't satisfy them are more likely to cheat too...
 
2002-10-30 11:12:47 AM
BASS555:

Did I leave my naughty French maid outfit in your basement? I can't find it anywhere.
 
2002-10-30 11:13:31 AM
hmmm...
I'm not too worried about who my father is. I really am a carbon- copy of him physically.
 
2002-10-30 11:13:31 AM
Women are also more likely to cheat on days ending with the letter "y".
 
2002-10-30 11:14:01 AM
Women are more likely to cheat period. If I had it to do over again I would never have gotten married. Specially to
the whore I married the first time. Sorry ladies, it aint worth that much.
 
2002-10-30 11:15:42 AM
I like it when women accuse men of being selfish, like women aren't.

Remember guys, a woman will only cheat on you if your either ugly or crap in bed. Or boring.

No one has ever cheated on me and survived.
 
2002-10-30 11:16:06 AM
This, say scientists, is down to instinct - while more feminine features might signify a man with less testosterone who is more likely to prove a steady partner, the stronger features they preferred at ovulation might indicate a better set of genes, producing a stronger or healthier child.

I love it when either scientists or more probably journalists start wanking like this. One thing to realize is that man is a social animal. In the long run the most attractive thing about a guy is his role in his social environment ( ... or so goes the theory). This does not mean that he has to be an "alpha", it just means that he has to have a stable role, i.e., not the toilet cleaner - that's not stable even if he does it for years, because he's immediately replacable, but someone dependable, upon whom others rely.

Anyway. mumblegrumble. I'm just saying that stating that *this* woman (regarded separately from her social environment) digs *this* guy (completely free-floating somewhere between the eighth and thirteenth dimension) is nonsensical.
 
2002-10-30 11:17:45 AM
Greek,
Hehe, me too. My father had another kid in a different marriage and if you stand us all in a row we all look just like different-aged versions of each other. Even down to the identically shaped beer-guts.
 
2002-10-30 11:19:48 AM
It's all cultural anthropology, boys and girls. Absolutely everything in the human interaction arena when it comes to sex and stuff comes down to survival of the species and nature does a whole lot of strange things to ensure it (and not just in our species...with all species). Things you may not even be aware of. It's all residual stuff from caveman days, as mentioned, and it's not going out of the genetic blueprint anytime soon.

As for the guy in Texas, I could see him saying that biology isn't 100% of the deal. If they're your kids, and you raised them and love them, you can't just turn that off.

The wife, however, would be out on her farking ass right quick.
 
Mex
2002-10-30 11:24:40 AM
Those whores!

I'm getting my baby DNA tested, none of this "I raised some other guy's kid" crap.
 
2002-10-30 11:25:39 AM
WickedWanda: I think I ate it...
 
2002-10-30 11:26:03 AM
I would consiter it worthwile research if they told us what might make women LESS likely to cheat.
 
2002-10-30 11:27:05 AM
WickedWanda,
Are you from Tennessee?
 
2002-10-30 11:27:16 AM
just another "excuse" for women to fark around on thier man...kinda like "i was lonely" "you dont pay attention to me" so instead of trying to fix it....fark it.
 
2002-10-30 11:28:08 AM
a man comes home from work one day to find his wife in bed with another man. in a fit of rage, he grabs the offending man by his dick and drags him into the garage. he then proceeds to place the offending man's dick in the bench vice, tighten it, and remove the key. next, he grabs a hacksaw off the wall.
"dead god! you aren't going to cut it off are you!?!?!?!" screams the offender.
"no, this is for you. in a minute, i'm going to set fire to the garage. what you choose to do is your decesion."

i must say, that would be the nicest revenge possible. make the stupid SOB decide for himself.

the woman on the other hand... haven't thought of what to do with her yet...
 
2002-10-30 11:31:34 AM
I had a guy that used to work for me a couple of years back. He got a vasectomy. Four months later his wife says that she is pregnant, the vascetomy must have failed. His doc checks it out and says,"No you're shootin blanks."

The wife swears it must be him so he shrugs and goes on with life. Five months later he is in the delivery room and the lil' shaver that pops out is as african-american as african-american can be. The wife starts crying and apologizing.

The guy walks out of the hospital goes home packs up all his shiat and leaves. We haven't heard fom him in over two years now. His brother got a call last Christmas from him saying he is doing fine and will never come back again. The wife is stuck with the kid and the house. A bit extreme on his part but you got to admire his balls.
 
2002-10-30 11:33:23 AM
Hrm, Think about it this way, its not about who's healthiest but about who's more likely to pass their genes on.

So a chick goes for the nice provider most of the time, but when they're ovulating, they want an 'manly man' who will go out and do the same thing this 'manly man' is doing.

Go out and get other guy's wives pregnant: P

----

If you ask me a lot of laws on the books these days are totally unfair to men. Like if a guy is lied to about who his kids are, rases them for a while, and then is stuck both having to pay for them.

The fact of the matter is, just in the past few decades (after thousands of years) exact knowledge of who the parents are is possible. I think we should have mandatory paternity testing for all kids.
 
2002-10-30 11:34:54 AM
Sigh, women are evil. And I hate saying that since it just proves what Christians have been preaching for some time now.

And I would fall into the wussy father figure role. Thank god I have no children, but it explains why women with children are attracted to me. I haven't dated a woman without kids since I was 20.

Now why are women so horny on their periods?
 
2002-10-30 11:37:56 AM
Lots of mad males on here!

Paternity & child support: i saw some news story where the couple got divorced and he was paying child support. Later, he finds out that he is not the biological father and goes to court to try and get it stopped. Judge said no, because he had acted as the kids father for all those years, and in fact still did see them. So he WAS their "father" and he could pay C.S.

It was a male judge. I don't know what happened after that.
 
2002-10-30 11:41:31 AM
Okies, what happens if a man can be both? I have a friend who I think is sexy as hell and he'd make a woman a hell of husband and father. I always view these things with a huge grain of salt.
 
2002-10-30 11:43:57 AM
I have my redwings.
 
2002-10-30 11:48:54 AM
We don't have any children and I got a vasectomy. So if my wife gets pregnant I'll be pretty goddamn sure the kid isn't mine. No DNA test needed.
 
2002-10-30 11:49:35 AM
Out of curiosity, I wonder if this poor guy (or any other cuckold for that matter) would be more attractive to his mate during ovulation if he was taking some sort of testosterone enhancement.

I suppose that the actual build of the person is what this article harped on, but I do recall that our smells change with our testosterone levels too. A lot of work has shown that this may be as intoxicating to women as the physical issues mentioned in the article.
 
2002-10-30 11:52:33 AM
Bad_Sinfluence,
Do you have your brown wings?
 
2002-10-30 11:53:57 AM
I will raise a bastard, as long as he is my bastard. I won't hijack the pootie.

If you treat a woman well, she will cheat on you.

If you treat her like garbage, she will do anything for you, anything to try and get your love.

Women, if you don't like things that way, all you have to do is stop dating a$$holes. The rest of us will be more than happy to treat you well, if we think it will matter.
 
2002-10-30 11:59:51 AM
Gee, and the health care industry makes all this money selling ovulation predictors. Why not just wait for her to chase you?
 
2002-10-30 12:00:42 PM
Ironbar:
Where the hell did you hear/read about that? How would the females' bodies know when the other one is ovulating? Doesn't really make sense...
 
2002-10-30 12:02:19 PM
I'm getting my baby DNA tested, none of this "I raised some other guy's kid" crap.

Yeah, if you've loved a kid for years and suddenly find out the genetics don't match, BAM dump his ass outside and tell him to go to hell. It's all his fault anyway. But not before asking for the car keys back.

How many times have we read about lab mix-ups? Don't think it can happen in DNA testing too?
 
2002-10-30 12:03:28 PM
I'm guessing that the technology required to make "sniffers" capable of determining if a female is ovulating may already exist. It simply hasn't been developed since any woman wanting to know that can find out using a simple thermometer.

Or for fun, you can experiment with your own woman with any type of thermometer, depending on your tastes. ;-)
 
2002-10-30 12:11:12 PM
My ex-husband treated me like crap and cheated on me. Of course I'm not blameless either. I would love to have a guy who treats me decently and I'd never cheat on him. Now why don't we go to the other extreme. My first bf cheated on me, my ex-husband cheated on me, and well, n/m. But why can't we all admit that there are both evil and good women. I'm actually feeling happily dometci in my current situation and all it took was a little respect so *shrug*
 
2002-10-30 12:11:56 PM
I saw a show on Discovery Channel that said women wear less, or more revealing clothing while they are ovulating. Kind of fits, doesn't it.

So if your woman heads out for a night with the girls wearing a lowcut shirt, miniskirt, and fark me pumps, tell her she's not going anywhere. Slap her around too. Probably turn her on.
 
2002-10-30 12:15:56 PM
One study suggested that one in 10 children are being raised by men who are unaware that they are not the father.

Bullshiat
 
2002-10-30 12:23:34 PM
This makes sense. Personally, I get really freakin' horny when I'm ovulating. I mean, REALLY horny. It sucks becuase it's when I can't do anything!
 
2002-10-30 12:28:50 PM
yeah, women are pretty much evil.
it's times like this that i wish i were a religious man... it'd be so comforting to know that in the next life i'll be going to heaven, and the biatch that screwed me over will be burning in hell.


/sad but true flaimbait
come on... where are all the farkettes? the silence in here makes me think that they won't defend themselves because it's true.
 
2002-10-30 12:30:42 PM
They're also more likely to cheat during vacation.
 
Bf+
2002-10-30 12:31:56 PM
Genes control behavior.
Free will is relative.

Howsit goin'?
Areya flown'?
 
2002-10-30 12:31:57 PM
Candypants: wrap that rascal!

Also, there are more ways to please a woman than "Tab A -> Slot B". See the thread about women with small breasts not enjoying sex for a thrilling discussion of all things oral.

Never say "I can't..."
 
2002-10-30 12:31:58 PM
What a bunch of hos you women are!

Poor guy - three kids and not a one of them his.

Sue the skank for back expenses.
 
2002-10-30 12:32:27 PM
I tease my wife endlessly since both our kids are blonder than Scandinavia and we are both dark haired. I tell her I bet it's the mailman since he's a blonde....Hey wait.

my father used to do that when my brother came out red headed

and my mother tells tales of how she came back to work after having me and a guy freaked out until he saw I wasn't african american, parently they'd slept together 9 months before *sighs*

and I'm a brunette, with a blonde and a red headed brother, supossedly we all have the same father....

How would the females' bodies know when the other one is ovulating?

I don't remember the specifics but it's been scientifically proven that women spending alot of time together tend to sync up, generally keeping the same schedule as the more dominant one. Groups of friends do it all the time.
 
2002-10-30 12:34:59 PM
All this talk about cheating is interesting. I have one friend who wanted a kid, but his wife wanted a divorce. He came home from work and found his best friend(or so he thought) in the sack with his wife(she planned it that way). It worked; he filed for divorce. The funny thing was that his ex-best friend knocked up his soon-to-be ex-wife that afternoon. She got the divorce and a kid to boot. He got the best end of that deal. lol

I used to know another guy who came home one day to find a some man in bed with his wife. He got a shotgun and killed him right there. Got 20+ years in prison, too. He and his wife had been having marital problems.
 
2002-10-30 12:35:17 PM
My research indicates that British researchers at the University of Stirling are smoking crack.

Still, that guy got a suckass break.
 
2002-10-30 12:37:01 PM
It would be a lot easier to cheat on my boyfriend while I was ovulating if I actually had a boyfriend. :P (Kidding! about cheating, I mean.)

I have noticed that guys respond differently when it's about the time I should be ovulating, though. I don't know if it's some primal caveman instinct or pheromones or what, but every month around that time is when I'm most likely to get checked out, asked out, and just generally have men noticing that I'm not invisible and have working female parts. It's also when I'm mostly likely to get late-night-drunken phone calls from ex-boyfriends, and they're not even physically around to pick up on the pheromone thing. Sex is weird. But it's cool, I guess.
 
2002-10-30 12:37:09 PM
It sucks becuase it's when I can't do anything!

Why not. Put down a towel. tell you boyfriend to get over it and the get after it. ;)
 
2002-10-30 12:38:33 PM
it's true though that most women will want sex more during that time of the month, however it doesn't mean most women will cheat. And if they do cheat they are just as likely to cheat any time.

and btw, to all you farkers with bad bad stories to tell...just remember plenty of guys cheat too.
 
2002-10-30 12:40:55 PM
It sucks becuase it's when I can't do anything!

hello, does anyone in here realize that ovulating does not wqual menstruating?
 
2002-10-30 12:41:36 PM
a guy freaked out until he saw I wasn't african american,

What?? Never mind I would probably just say somthing mean. Good thing you dad didn't find out..
 
2002-10-30 12:42:31 PM
Much needed clarification for you male farkers:

Ovulation is not menstration (when you bleed). There's no blood involved, it happens about a week before your period. It's the time when your body is releasing and holding the egg, the time when you can get pregnant.

Again: YOU DO NOT BLEED DURING OVULATION!!!!!
 
2002-10-30 12:43:43 PM
and btw, to all you farkers with bad bad stories to tell...just remember plenty of guys cheat too.

sure, guys cheat too... i think you can see it coming easier though. usually a guy who is incredibly romantic and verbal in his professions of love towards a woman does not cheat. however, women can be incredibly romantic and emotional, and it seems so genuine, but it actually means nothing. i'm not sure if they're pretending or just incredibly flaky and emotionally unstable.
 
2002-10-30 12:44:03 PM
10-30-02 11:31:34 AM Clifclav
The wife swears it must be him so he shrugs and goes on with life. Five months later he is in the delivery room and the lil' shaver that pops out is as african-american as african-american can be. The wife starts crying and apologizing.


You know, I don't farking understand that kind of thinking. She has to know that he would find out when the baby came. Stupid woman!!

I give him a lot of credit for packing up and leaving her. I'd have done the same thing. And I would not have let her keep the house, either.
 
2002-10-30 12:44:49 PM
And I can't do anything because I'm not exactly ready to be a mom. Screw the menstration part. Literally :-)
 
2002-10-30 12:44:53 PM
Bad_Sinfluence: actually he did and thought it was funny (they worked at the same place) I had freaky parents. Probably why I'm less likely to cheat then the average female, no matter what time of the month ;)
 
2002-10-30 12:44:54 PM
1 in 10 children are bastards. Proven over and over and over again in Western countries. All doctors are taught this, and encouraged not to point out obvious mismatches re:bloodtypes, or genetic diseases. Regarding women, it is also proven over and over that they are much more sexually agressive during their ovulation period. In fact, there are studies that suggest that a woman's ovulation time will change if she is conciously aware of a pending copulation with a partner other than her spouse. Finally, there are arguments that women's bodies become accustomed to a partnered males sperm and become less receptive to insemination. Oh, and as for ovulation being apparent (e.g. swelling breasts/vaginas) in other mammals vs humans -- its so that the female humans can disguise their fertility period so that they can maintain a caregiver relationship with a permanent male while soliciting the best possible gene pool for her offspring.

Everything you learned in sunday school is farking bs.
 
2002-10-30 12:46:36 PM
My wife is horny on her period but I don't notice any libido increase or decrease when she is ovulating. Hmmm? That goes against the horny/ovulation/caveman theory.

Nice guys get to marry the girls with the kids made by the bad guys.

I'm a nice guy.
 
2002-10-30 12:50:40 PM
sure, guys cheat too... i think you can see it coming easier though. usually a guy who is incredibly romantic and verbal in his professions of love towards a woman does not cheat.

oh please, guys are just as sneaky or whatever as women are. It is not always as easy to tell if a guy is cheating.

How is it that farkers seem to have such bad opinions of females. You don't see most farkettes biatching constantly whenever some article comes up about guys being jerks and what not

/ranting
 
2002-10-30 01:02:38 PM
oh please, guys are just as sneaky or whatever as women are. It is not always as easy to tell if a guy is cheating.

How is it that farkers seem to have such bad opinions of females. You don't see most farkettes biatching constantly whenever some article comes up about guys being jerks and what not


guys just seem to really mean it when they're emotional. women get emotional and super sappy and romantic and then you find out that they're cheating, and also that they cry about just any old thing. i think they're emotional so often that it actually has lost all meaning for them. sure, guys can be jerks, and a lot of guys are jerks... but usually you can tell and it's not a giant lie.
 
2002-10-30 01:06:45 PM
Oh, and in case all of you guys didn't notice the
first
time you saw it:
This man's wife cheated on him at least 3 times.


This man's wife cheated on him at least 3 times.

Thank you.
 
2002-10-30 01:08:07 PM
CapnWacky: maybe it just seems like that to guys. Everything is different from everyone elses point of view :)
 
2002-10-30 01:11:15 PM
 
2002-10-30 01:13:22 PM
i guess my theory is that guys, although perheaps much sneakier than women on a whole, also come in the non-sneaky flavor. every woman, however, has the built-in capability to be a complete flake and mean everything she says to you about love while also cheating on you and at the same time being in love with two other men simultaneously. all that emotion that pours out of her is essentially meaningless and random, whether seemingly genuine and directed at you, or in response to absolutely nothing ("i'm crying because there's a baby on tv!"). so i suppose it's understandable that guys give up at trying to find reason in something so existentially absurd and just fark around.
 
2002-10-30 01:15:45 PM
A friend of mine used to say if he ever caught his wife cheating he would just grab a baseball bat pull up a chair next to the bed, sit down and just tell them both to finish.
 
2002-10-30 01:17:06 PM
of course, my theory that garth brooks and denzel washington are actually the same man hasn't panned out, so i could be wrong :-)
 
2002-10-30 01:18:51 PM
Cheating...what does that mean? I enjoy a good romp now and then and that is it...does not mean I do not love my girl but hey...sometimes you need a little extra or something different.
 
2002-10-30 01:19:57 PM


Anybody who watches my show knows this
 
2002-10-30 01:22:41 PM
Suppose if it wasn't women who got to decide whether or not to keep babies, there would be less deadbeat dads?

Explain.
 
2002-10-30 01:35:11 PM
Mikey65 -

 
2002-10-30 02:30:16 PM
I haven't had a girlfriend in about 10 months. I was recently thinking that maybe I should go out and get one, then I read all this and remembered...THEY'RE ALL NUTS!!!!

Sorry ladies, but every last one of you is nuts! Could you imagine if men acted like women, they'd lock us up!

The only thing I really miss is the steady sex. Women are just too weird to make any sense, I'm so glad I'm single!
 
2002-10-30 02:33:10 PM
Some of you don't seem to understand that ovulating is not menstrating. Ovulation occurs about 1/2 way thru the cycle.
There is no reason not to be sexually active during ovulation as long as you don't want to avoid pregnancy.
 
2002-10-30 02:33:53 PM
On the subject of women being emotional and devious... I had a bad experience.

I'll state for the record that some (not all) women can be so devious on the inside while maintaining a complete emotional brainwash on the outside it's downright scary.

I lived with a woman for five years. She went to study in England for a semester (we were both in school at the time). She called me all the time and we kept very close - we planned on getting married soon after she got back. One of her favorite subjects to talk about was how all these other American chicks were over there cheating on their boyfriends and how strange it was. She'd say things like "I can't believe they'd do that" and I'd say things like "I'm so glad I can trust you".

Six months after she gets back from England she disappears without a trace. Cleaned my house out, drained the bank accounts and left. Seems she had met a guy where she worked and he "understood" her more than I did.

Then come to find out through a friend of hers who she completely screwed over (another story) that she had been cheating on me the whole time she was in England. And it wasn't the first time.

I sued her ass in small claims court for the money she took. I won, despite her telling the judge that I "abused" her. When I questioned what abuse she referred to, she said "well, emotional abuse". Then she said I stalked her after she left me... even though I saw her twice during that three month period. She pulled out all the classic things she'd seen on lifetime movies. Abuse, stalking, afraid I'd hurt her, etc. etc. etc. Even turned on the old emotional waterworks... good enough to fool the judge. She looks at me and says "sir, you DO understand that she doesn't want to see you any more, don't you?" I said "yeah, I pretty much got that idea which is why I haven't seen her in three fricken months!". Asshat.

A few weeks after the small claims case I get a bill in the mail from her therapist. Of course I've gotta open this baby up... it's for "relationship counseling". ROFLMFAO. A few months with the new "work guy" and they are in counseling. Also she gained serious weight and they moved into a trailor. Sweet.

On another note - small claims court sucks. I was awarded over $1300 and never saw a dime. They won't try to collect it, she's just supposed to pay it when she can which can easily be never.
 
2002-10-30 02:34:43 PM
Five months later he is in the delivery room and the lil' shaver that pops out is as african-american as african-american can be.

That reminds me of this story, I've seen many other variations over the years.

And let's get over the stereotype that women seem honest when they are being sneaky, but men are always honest if they seem honest.

And another thing: In my experience, women actually care about their offspring, regardless of who the father is. According to this forum, it doesn't work the other way around, guys only seem to care for kids if they are their own, if then. Odd.
 
2002-10-30 02:51:08 PM
And another thing: In my experience, women actually care about their offspring, regardless of who the father is. According to this forum, it doesn't work the other way around, guys only seem to care for kids if they are their own

Yeah... that makes sense. It tends to be really hard to trick a woman into thinking a kid is hers when it isn't.
 
gia
2002-10-30 02:54:37 PM
My theory on the females-in-the-same-house-ovulating-at-the-same-time thing...

Women rarely start their period on the exact same day every single month, so you're bound to get off one or two or three days each month. If three women start on different days when they move in with each other, they'll eventually sync up in a couple months.
 
2002-10-30 02:57:17 PM
Geez, no wonder some of you are single or only seem to run into crazy women. No sane woman could put up with that much whining and bitterness. So you only seem to see women cheating? Hmm..maybe it's because you only date women. As a woman who dates men, all of my bad experiences have been with men. All men must suck then, right? Please.

I'm sure that women who would cheat probably DO cheat more during ovulation. That doesn't break down to all women cheating, though. I am married. We have been together for 6 years all together and never once during that time since we decided to not see other people have I cheated or even imagined cheating on him, though there would be opportunity enough if I wanted to.

Who do you think all these women are cheating with anyway? A lot of times it's other married men at work, so it goes both ways.

And I thought that Lifetime channel was bad! You angry Farkers should have your own network so you can wallow in your own self-pity and loathing of women. 'Not My Baby: the Farker Smith Story'
 
2002-10-30 02:59:38 PM
I wanted to add it seems reasonable for men to not care for children that are not theirs. There must be SOME negatives to cheating, and if they cheat and wind up with a kid they have to try and support themselves, that seems pretty fair to me.
 
2002-10-30 03:02:18 PM
I guess I'm not making sense (nothing new, there).

A woman gives birth. The child is hers (even if it was a dontated egg it grew inside her for nine months, I'd call it hers). The sperm could come from anywhere: hubby, boyfriend, donor, space aliens.

Guys get all hung up over where the sperm comes from. They freak if it isn't theirs. If there is deception involved (the woman cheated and became pregnant) then of course the guy should be upset. But what if the guy was cheating at the same time? Just because the guy doesn't have a baby to show for it (or doesn't know he has a baby), does that mean it's OK that he cheats?

Here's one point I'd like to bring up: Some guys will raise a child and find out when the kids is ten or twelve or so that it is not his. All of a sudden the guy does what? He LEAVES. Is this fair to the ten year old kid that always called him 'Dad?'

The mom who has a kid? Even if she isn't sure of who the father is, she'll love the kid, in my experience. The dad? Introduce any doubt that he is the father, and he's screaming for blood tests and packing his shiat.

OK, so no point really. I just bristle when people take it out on the kids cuz their spouse cheated. And I take exception to the thought that you cannot love someone who is not your biological offspring.

I'll try and lighten up, sorry :-(
 
2002-10-30 03:06:00 PM
TheGasPasser

A few weeks after the small claims case I get a bill in the mail from her therapist. Of course I've gotta open this baby up... it's for "relationship counseling". ROFLMFAO. A few months with the new "work guy" and they are in counseling. Also she gained serious weight and they moved into a trailor. Sweet.

That's awsome! The last laugh is always the best!
 
2002-10-30 03:06:13 PM
And another thing: In my experience, women actually care about their offspring, regardless of who the father is. According to this forum, it doesn't work the other way around, guys only seem to care for kids if they are their own, if then. Odd.

How is this odd? Women care about their own offspring, men care about their own offspring. Where is the discrepancy? WTF are you talking about?
 
2002-10-30 04:05:44 PM
Kylie: I'm taking that as a compliment. Thank you.

Shame I can't use this article on my cheating bastard ex-boyfriend.

Damn.
 
2002-10-30 04:07:36 PM
It would be a whole lot easier if EVERYONE cheated. That way no one can blame anyone else -- just enjoy yourselves while your here. After all, I'll bet not one farker has an empty closet. There are bones everywhere! Look, there's one now...
 
2002-10-30 04:08:43 PM
How is this odd? Women care about their own offspring, men care about their own offspring. Where is the discrepancy? WTF are you talking about?

a woman is far more likely to care for her husbands child (or boyfriends or whatever) even if it was born while they were together, then a man is to care for a child born to his girlfriend/wife if it isn't his.

Probably the whole maternal instincts thing. Women are more caring and all that jazz.
 
2002-10-30 04:42:03 PM
Numberz:

When your "child" becomes a breathing reminder of your siginifgant other's treachery, it is unfortuneate for that child. The "father" shouldn't have to keep contact if he finds the fact traumatic.

I'll stick to my position until a husband can come home one day and say, "Hey dear, this is little Jonny. My mistress had him and tests prove he's mine. Sorry about the cheating thing, let's be one big happy family." Or do you think that most women would be so noble to say, "Sure thing honey, any child of yours is a child of mine!" =p

If Mom wants to be a lying, cheating biatch, she's the one wrecking the family and deserves the consequeces, including the crash course in being a single mother. If ladies cheat and fark up, they need to do what one of my ex's did when she cheated on her ex of ten years and wanted to save a her relationship, _get a freakin' abortion_.
 
2002-10-30 04:50:49 PM
"a woman is far more likely to care for her husbands child (or boyfriends or whatever) even if it was born while they were together, then a man is to care for a child born to his girlfriend/wife if it isn't his."

Do you have any statistics or any proof whatsoever to back up this claim, or just sexist stereotypes?

The issue here is that you CANNOT trick a woman into thinking a baby is hers when it's really the man's baby with some other woman. It's extremely easy to do the exact opposite, trick a man into thinking a child is his when it's really some other guy's. Therefore, you can't compare anything because the symetrical situation DOES NOT EXIST.
 
2002-10-30 04:54:45 PM
a woman is far more likely to care for her husbands child (or boyfriends or whatever) even if it was born while they were together, then a man is to care for a child born to his girlfriend/wife if it isn't his.

That depends on what you mean by "care for." In the sense of taking responsibility for raising the child I think this is obviously true, not only because of our societal prejudice that women are more fit to raise children (and hence court rulings that invariably favor the mother in custody battles), but also because biology dictates that it is impossible for a woman to have sex and then physically distance herself from the resultant baby (as a man can). She might abandon it, but she still has to carry it around for nine months, during which time she is likely to form some emotional attachment to it.

On the other hand, if by "care for" you mean "care about," I disagree. Again, by virtue of being literally attached to the child for nine months, a woman is much more likely to be figuratively "attached" to it than any man, even if he stays faithful to the woman. So the appeal to some vague notion of "maternal instinct" to explain the apparently greater likelihood of women caring about their children than men just betrays a confusion of the rather obvious biological model of cause and effect. That is, anything that might be called "maternal instinct" arises out of the fact that it is the women and not the men who are stuck with the baby de facto, rather than their keeping their babies and loving them more than men because of some fundamental emotional difference between the sexes.
 
2002-10-30 04:56:08 PM
You know, not a lot of people on defending women today. Just because you've had a few bad experience doesn't mean all women are like that and if you think so well, you're the one with a problem.I have probablty been burn just a much of not more than you guys out there but if I were to start biatching about how ALL men were lying, cheating, immature, sexist pigs I'd have the whole lot of you jumping down my throat for the generalization. So here's a hint. Grow up!
P.S. I hate romantic movies and getting weepy. And I for one always try to be open and up front about my feelings as do most of the women I know.
 
2002-10-30 05:04:39 PM
Er, sorry, on account of your typo (I think you meant "even if it was born while they weren't together) I interpreted you as meaning that a woman cares more for her own child than a man for his. Anyhow, disregard my above post as irrelevant, but I disagree with your statement nonetheless. As I understand it, basically you're saying that stepmoms (or stepmom figures) are more caring for their stepchildren than stepdads (or stepdad figures) are for theirs. The only way I could see this being true is if it were a statistical fact that stepmoms are more likely to have had previous children than stepdads are, and so they would be more likely to have warm feelings for children in general rather than on account of their sex.
 
2002-10-30 05:22:19 PM
10-30-02 10:36:13 AM ScudEast
GMcG,
That was exactly what I was about to say. In other news men find menstrual women less attractive.


there's a difference between menstruation and ovulatation
 
2002-10-30 05:41:46 PM
I can't help it...

There's also a difference between ovulatation and ovulation.

Although, reading the original comment, I took them to be saying that of course women cheat when they are ovulating, cuz they aren't attractive when they are menstruating.

I don't agree they aren't attractive, but I do know that in my house PMS can be deadly.
 
2002-10-30 05:50:22 PM
Interesting numbers from the 2000 census...

Family households (families)
With own children under 18 years
34,588,368


Married-couple family
With own children under 18 years
24,835,505


Female householder, no husband present
With own children under 18 years
7,561,874


So out of all the non-married household families (total of 9,752,863, the difference between the first two numbers listed) there are over 7.5 million run by women. 77.5%.

That is if I'm understanding the numbers right, YMMV, prices slightly higher in Alaska and Hawaii, no salesman will call.
 
2002-10-30 06:02:32 PM
Once more, before I go home, but I wanted to say something about this:

When your "child" becomes a breathing reminder of your siginifgant other's treachery, it is unfortuneate for that child. The "father" shouldn't have to keep contact if he finds the fact traumatic.


OK, that does make sense. I know a person (relative) who found out when his kid was FIFTEEN that he wasn't the dad. Mom knew all along but kept it quiet to not hurt his feelings (they married quickly when they found out she was pregnant)

So YES it is unfortunate, and YES it was treachery (if anything a high school kid qualifies for that significant of a word), so now the kid is paying for it by not seeing her dad after FIFTEEN years of thinking he was her father.

I'm sorry, but that ain't right. Biology or no, he is the father of this child.
 
Isa
2002-10-30 06:05:55 PM
I am on depo. Do the rules apply to me if i believe ina monogomous relationship, don't ovulate and don't menstruate?
 
2002-10-30 06:24:48 PM

Numbers You say, "And another thing: In my experience, women actually care about their offspring, regardless of who the father is. According to this forum, it doesn't work the other way around, guys only seem to care for kids if they are their own, if then. Odd."

Lets look at the percentage of genes from both parents a baby contains in two cases.

Case 1: Cuckooed

% from father :  0%

% from mother : 50%

Case 2: Not Cuckooed

% from father : 50%

% from mother : 50%

Now whats odd

is that you can't put two and two together. You are wrong if my asspumtion, that emotional love/care is simply an evolutionary adaptation, is true.

In no case does the mother's percentage of genetic material change. In both cases she equally benefits from the spent time and affections; happily contributing to HER genetic heritiage.

In the one case for the father, his time and affections are wasted on offspring with out any of his genes.

WTF?! How is it odd that he doesnt care in the worst case for him?


---------------------------------

As for a man who finds out his 10 year old isn't his, I'm sorry to say that he has is no longer dealing with a cheating mother, but a seperate innocent human being who has come to depand on him on many fifferent levels.

So to avoid this scary "later term" case, a paternity test should be done at birth or from amniotic fulid collections. Unfortunately the man would have to be a jerk to ask for such a thing. Talk about unfair :(

 
2002-10-30 06:39:25 PM
I mean, REALLY horny. It sucks becuase it's when I can't do anything!

Why not? Ovulation happens a couple of days before the period starts...

Why women's cycles sync
another
 
2002-10-30 06:40:31 PM
correction, ovulation happens a couple of WEEKS before the period beings...
 
2002-10-30 06:59:36 PM
Check out the book The Third Chimpanzee. It's pop anthropology, sure, but it does make the point that human beings are one of the few species in which the female will engage in sexual congress outside the times of peak fertility. The human sexual drive cannot then be reduced simply to a latent desire to pass on the best possible genes -- otherwise, copulation at other times would waste valuable calories. Humans seem to be designed to enjoy sex.
 
2002-10-30 07:03:34 PM
Humans and dolphins are the only two creatures which enjoy sex (or is it mammals?).
This research leaves out the need for security and comfort, and loyalty...obviously there is more to it than just passing genes...but that's part of it. :)
 
2002-10-30 07:23:37 PM
Interesting follow up to the BBC story regarding Morgan Wise.

Cuckold stuck supporting another guy's children

Seems like he was screwed from both ends.
 
2002-10-30 07:41:20 PM
I'd like to see the farking statistics on men who have cheated on their girlfriends, wives, signifigant others. Woman are most likely to cheat during ovulation because of instinct. We just want to get farking laid over and over again...its not a secret that we woman can be as bad as cats in heat..now if you men could get over it being a little messy I'm pretty sure you'd be hardpressed to be able to get out of bed we'd exhaust you too much...so here it is..get it up or shut up
 
2002-10-30 07:59:05 PM
Numberz:

Assumption 1:
"I'm that kid's biological father."

Assumption 2:
"My wife isn't sleeping with other men and having their children."

Now if I can spend fifteen years with a woman and stop being her husband when assumption #2 is proven false, why should assumption #1 have any more staying power?
 
2002-10-30 08:20:46 PM
What about dogs? They seem to enjoy humping anything in sight.
 
2002-10-30 08:23:12 PM
One study suggested that one in 10 children are being raised by men who are unaware that they are not the father.

SO.FHAKED.UP.
 
2002-10-30 08:30:40 PM
Despite all the arguments, I'd be hurt if I found out that my son wasn't mine. Can't help it. It's part of who we are.
Can't help looking at boobs either. Chemistry.
 
2002-10-30 08:36:34 PM
hmm....amazing how many people are confusing menstruation with ovulation...women included...
 
2002-10-30 08:45:27 PM
This should have an obvious tag, my gf gets kinda antsy when she starts to ovulate.
 
2002-10-30 09:30:41 PM
A husband who finds out that his kid is not his when the kid is 12 should not have to support the kid because that emotional attachment between the kid & the father is based on a LIE. The mom was unfaithful to the husband & to God's commandment. There are consequences to partaking of that which is forbidden. Lots of suffering is necissary as a proper punishment. Its called justice. Its called fairness. If the man is kind & forgiving enough to still support the 2, that is his decision, but the courts have no possible place to judge that the man must be chained down into supporting a kid that was made from his wife's treachery.
 
2002-10-30 10:41:55 PM
All of you saying it is perfectly OK for a man to walk out on a ten, twelve, or fifteen year old child that he has always considered and treated his own because a paternity test came back different...

how many kids do you have?

To keep the math simple: 10 year old.

If it were my kid (my kids aren't that old yet) that would have meant 3,650 days and nights that I told them I loved them, that I tucked them in at night, that I hugged them and wanted the absolute best in the world for them. And if one night I found out that a strand of DNA came from somewhere else...

should not have to support the kid because that emotional attachment between the kid & the father is based on a LIE. The mom was unfaithful to the husband & to God's commandment. There are consequences to partaking of that which is forbidden

OK, this is what I don't agree with. You can just turn off love? "Oh, gee, God says I don't love you anymore, cuz mom got drunk one night almost eleven years ago and made a mistake. This is fair, this is just. Have fun in therapy! I'm outta here."

Give me a farking break. This is simply men looking for an excuse to get out of a commitment. And men write the laws, so they are supported by the courts (notice how women get custody in most cases).

If you are pissed at the mom, that's fine. Don't take it out on the kids. I guess I'm the only one here that feels that way (or just the only male?) Maybe I'm just farking stupid for loving kids. I don't think we should burden them with our adult bullshiat.
 
2002-10-30 11:10:23 PM
all i know is, after seeing my cat in heat, meowing at anyone in sight, laying down and submissivly sticking her ass up in the air all day long, i will never look at women again with respect.

sure, men are also ruled by their pants, but i really never had much respect to begin with for us horny suckers who do such pathetic things for a piece of tail.

"love" makes me sick. im going to bed.
 
Mex
2002-10-30 11:12:05 PM
You know, sure, there's more "hotness" during ovulation, but they still have free will. I like to think if you love someone, you can restrain yourself from cheating. It's not like you are helpless.
 
2002-10-30 11:46:06 PM
I wouldn't cheat UNLESS I fell in love with someone. And if that happened, I wouldn't be cheating for long...because the other guy would be gone. god, who would want more than one at a time?

Imagine if we were all "helpless" in curbing our sexual impulses. wow. It'd be like a porn film everywhere, all the time.
 
2002-10-31 06:42:19 AM
Once again, we see why most fark men are single...

Duh, women are hornier at ovulation and as a result, more likely to cheat than normal. However, men are much more likely to cheat than women ALL THE TIME, and this HAS been proven.

But no, it's all "evil stupid biatches.." The tendency of men to cheat may be the result of evolutionary tendancies, so you guys rally around and go, "See, it's not my fault honey! We're made this way!" But just because women aren't made all sugar and spice you biatch biatch biatch.

1 in 10 children may be being raised by men who are not the father, but 60% of men will cheat at some point in their marriage. They're just not stuck with the evidence of their cheating like women are.

Btw, ladies, if you're on the pill, you probably won't have the same increased sex drive at ovulation that you would normally, due to the fake hormones. It's a peak in estrogen and testosterone at ovulation that causes all that horniness.
 
2002-10-31 12:34:00 PM
menstruating slutty shrews
 
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