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2002-10-30 11:17:45 AM
Greek,
Hehe, me too. My father had another kid in a different marriage and if you stand us all in a row we all look just like different-aged versions of each other. Even down to the identically shaped beer-guts.
 
2002-10-30 11:19:48 AM
It's all cultural anthropology, boys and girls. Absolutely everything in the human interaction arena when it comes to sex and stuff comes down to survival of the species and nature does a whole lot of strange things to ensure it (and not just in our species...with all species). Things you may not even be aware of. It's all residual stuff from caveman days, as mentioned, and it's not going out of the genetic blueprint anytime soon.

As for the guy in Texas, I could see him saying that biology isn't 100% of the deal. If they're your kids, and you raised them and love them, you can't just turn that off.

The wife, however, would be out on her farking ass right quick.
 
Mex
2002-10-30 11:24:40 AM
Those whores!

I'm getting my baby DNA tested, none of this "I raised some other guy's kid" crap.
 
2002-10-30 11:25:39 AM
WickedWanda: I think I ate it...
 
2002-10-30 11:26:03 AM
I would consiter it worthwile research if they told us what might make women LESS likely to cheat.
 
2002-10-30 11:27:05 AM
WickedWanda,
Are you from Tennessee?
 
2002-10-30 11:27:16 AM
just another "excuse" for women to fark around on thier man...kinda like "i was lonely" "you dont pay attention to me" so instead of trying to fix it....fark it.
 
2002-10-30 11:28:08 AM
a man comes home from work one day to find his wife in bed with another man. in a fit of rage, he grabs the offending man by his dick and drags him into the garage. he then proceeds to place the offending man's dick in the bench vice, tighten it, and remove the key. next, he grabs a hacksaw off the wall.
"dead god! you aren't going to cut it off are you!?!?!?!" screams the offender.
"no, this is for you. in a minute, i'm going to set fire to the garage. what you choose to do is your decesion."

i must say, that would be the nicest revenge possible. make the stupid SOB decide for himself.

the woman on the other hand... haven't thought of what to do with her yet...
 
2002-10-30 11:31:34 AM
I had a guy that used to work for me a couple of years back. He got a vasectomy. Four months later his wife says that she is pregnant, the vascetomy must have failed. His doc checks it out and says,"No you're shootin blanks."

The wife swears it must be him so he shrugs and goes on with life. Five months later he is in the delivery room and the lil' shaver that pops out is as african-american as african-american can be. The wife starts crying and apologizing.

The guy walks out of the hospital goes home packs up all his shiat and leaves. We haven't heard fom him in over two years now. His brother got a call last Christmas from him saying he is doing fine and will never come back again. The wife is stuck with the kid and the house. A bit extreme on his part but you got to admire his balls.
 
2002-10-30 11:33:23 AM
Hrm, Think about it this way, its not about who's healthiest but about who's more likely to pass their genes on.

So a chick goes for the nice provider most of the time, but when they're ovulating, they want an 'manly man' who will go out and do the same thing this 'manly man' is doing.

Go out and get other guy's wives pregnant: P

----

If you ask me a lot of laws on the books these days are totally unfair to men. Like if a guy is lied to about who his kids are, rases them for a while, and then is stuck both having to pay for them.

The fact of the matter is, just in the past few decades (after thousands of years) exact knowledge of who the parents are is possible. I think we should have mandatory paternity testing for all kids.
 
2002-10-30 11:34:54 AM
Sigh, women are evil. And I hate saying that since it just proves what Christians have been preaching for some time now.

And I would fall into the wussy father figure role. Thank god I have no children, but it explains why women with children are attracted to me. I haven't dated a woman without kids since I was 20.

Now why are women so horny on their periods?
 
2002-10-30 11:37:56 AM
Lots of mad males on here!

Paternity & child support: i saw some news story where the couple got divorced and he was paying child support. Later, he finds out that he is not the biological father and goes to court to try and get it stopped. Judge said no, because he had acted as the kids father for all those years, and in fact still did see them. So he WAS their "father" and he could pay C.S.

It was a male judge. I don't know what happened after that.
 
2002-10-30 11:41:31 AM
Okies, what happens if a man can be both? I have a friend who I think is sexy as hell and he'd make a woman a hell of husband and father. I always view these things with a huge grain of salt.
 
2002-10-30 11:43:57 AM
I have my redwings.
 
2002-10-30 11:48:54 AM
We don't have any children and I got a vasectomy. So if my wife gets pregnant I'll be pretty goddamn sure the kid isn't mine. No DNA test needed.
 
2002-10-30 11:49:35 AM
Out of curiosity, I wonder if this poor guy (or any other cuckold for that matter) would be more attractive to his mate during ovulation if he was taking some sort of testosterone enhancement.

I suppose that the actual build of the person is what this article harped on, but I do recall that our smells change with our testosterone levels too. A lot of work has shown that this may be as intoxicating to women as the physical issues mentioned in the article.
 
2002-10-30 11:52:33 AM
Bad_Sinfluence,
Do you have your brown wings?
 
2002-10-30 11:53:57 AM
I will raise a bastard, as long as he is my bastard. I won't hijack the pootie.

If you treat a woman well, she will cheat on you.

If you treat her like garbage, she will do anything for you, anything to try and get your love.

Women, if you don't like things that way, all you have to do is stop dating a$$holes. The rest of us will be more than happy to treat you well, if we think it will matter.
 
2002-10-30 11:59:51 AM
Gee, and the health care industry makes all this money selling ovulation predictors. Why not just wait for her to chase you?
 
2002-10-30 12:00:42 PM
Ironbar:
Where the hell did you hear/read about that? How would the females' bodies know when the other one is ovulating? Doesn't really make sense...
 
2002-10-30 12:02:19 PM
I'm getting my baby DNA tested, none of this "I raised some other guy's kid" crap.

Yeah, if you've loved a kid for years and suddenly find out the genetics don't match, BAM dump his ass outside and tell him to go to hell. It's all his fault anyway. But not before asking for the car keys back.

How many times have we read about lab mix-ups? Don't think it can happen in DNA testing too?
 
2002-10-30 12:03:28 PM
I'm guessing that the technology required to make "sniffers" capable of determining if a female is ovulating may already exist. It simply hasn't been developed since any woman wanting to know that can find out using a simple thermometer.

Or for fun, you can experiment with your own woman with any type of thermometer, depending on your tastes. ;-)
 
2002-10-30 12:11:12 PM
My ex-husband treated me like crap and cheated on me. Of course I'm not blameless either. I would love to have a guy who treats me decently and I'd never cheat on him. Now why don't we go to the other extreme. My first bf cheated on me, my ex-husband cheated on me, and well, n/m. But why can't we all admit that there are both evil and good women. I'm actually feeling happily dometci in my current situation and all it took was a little respect so *shrug*
 
2002-10-30 12:11:56 PM
I saw a show on Discovery Channel that said women wear less, or more revealing clothing while they are ovulating. Kind of fits, doesn't it.

So if your woman heads out for a night with the girls wearing a lowcut shirt, miniskirt, and fark me pumps, tell her she's not going anywhere. Slap her around too. Probably turn her on.
 
2002-10-30 12:15:56 PM
One study suggested that one in 10 children are being raised by men who are unaware that they are not the father.

Bullshiat
 
2002-10-30 12:23:34 PM
This makes sense. Personally, I get really freakin' horny when I'm ovulating. I mean, REALLY horny. It sucks becuase it's when I can't do anything!
 
2002-10-30 12:28:50 PM
yeah, women are pretty much evil.
it's times like this that i wish i were a religious man... it'd be so comforting to know that in the next life i'll be going to heaven, and the biatch that screwed me over will be burning in hell.


/sad but true flaimbait
come on... where are all the farkettes? the silence in here makes me think that they won't defend themselves because it's true.
 
2002-10-30 12:30:42 PM
They're also more likely to cheat during vacation.
 
Bf+
2002-10-30 12:31:56 PM
Genes control behavior.
Free will is relative.

Howsit goin'?
Areya flown'?
 
2002-10-30 12:31:57 PM
Candypants: wrap that rascal!

Also, there are more ways to please a woman than "Tab A -> Slot B". See the thread about women with small breasts not enjoying sex for a thrilling discussion of all things oral.

Never say "I can't..."
 
2002-10-30 12:31:58 PM
What a bunch of hos you women are!

Poor guy - three kids and not a one of them his.

Sue the skank for back expenses.
 
2002-10-30 12:32:27 PM
I tease my wife endlessly since both our kids are blonder than Scandinavia and we are both dark haired. I tell her I bet it's the mailman since he's a blonde....Hey wait.

my father used to do that when my brother came out red headed

and my mother tells tales of how she came back to work after having me and a guy freaked out until he saw I wasn't african american, parently they'd slept together 9 months before *sighs*

and I'm a brunette, with a blonde and a red headed brother, supossedly we all have the same father....

How would the females' bodies know when the other one is ovulating?

I don't remember the specifics but it's been scientifically proven that women spending alot of time together tend to sync up, generally keeping the same schedule as the more dominant one. Groups of friends do it all the time.
 
2002-10-30 12:34:59 PM
All this talk about cheating is interesting. I have one friend who wanted a kid, but his wife wanted a divorce. He came home from work and found his best friend(or so he thought) in the sack with his wife(she planned it that way). It worked; he filed for divorce. The funny thing was that his ex-best friend knocked up his soon-to-be ex-wife that afternoon. She got the divorce and a kid to boot. He got the best end of that deal. lol

I used to know another guy who came home one day to find a some man in bed with his wife. He got a shotgun and killed him right there. Got 20+ years in prison, too. He and his wife had been having marital problems.
 
2002-10-30 12:35:17 PM
My research indicates that British researchers at the University of Stirling are smoking crack.

Still, that guy got a suckass break.
 
2002-10-30 12:37:01 PM
It would be a lot easier to cheat on my boyfriend while I was ovulating if I actually had a boyfriend. :P (Kidding! about cheating, I mean.)

I have noticed that guys respond differently when it's about the time I should be ovulating, though. I don't know if it's some primal caveman instinct or pheromones or what, but every month around that time is when I'm most likely to get checked out, asked out, and just generally have men noticing that I'm not invisible and have working female parts. It's also when I'm mostly likely to get late-night-drunken phone calls from ex-boyfriends, and they're not even physically around to pick up on the pheromone thing. Sex is weird. But it's cool, I guess.
 
2002-10-30 12:37:09 PM
It sucks becuase it's when I can't do anything!

Why not. Put down a towel. tell you boyfriend to get over it and the get after it. ;)
 
2002-10-30 12:38:33 PM
it's true though that most women will want sex more during that time of the month, however it doesn't mean most women will cheat. And if they do cheat they are just as likely to cheat any time.

and btw, to all you farkers with bad bad stories to tell...just remember plenty of guys cheat too.
 
2002-10-30 12:40:55 PM
It sucks becuase it's when I can't do anything!

hello, does anyone in here realize that ovulating does not wqual menstruating?
 
2002-10-30 12:41:36 PM
a guy freaked out until he saw I wasn't african american,

What?? Never mind I would probably just say somthing mean. Good thing you dad didn't find out..
 
2002-10-30 12:42:31 PM
Much needed clarification for you male farkers:

Ovulation is not menstration (when you bleed). There's no blood involved, it happens about a week before your period. It's the time when your body is releasing and holding the egg, the time when you can get pregnant.

Again: YOU DO NOT BLEED DURING OVULATION!!!!!
 
2002-10-30 12:43:43 PM
and btw, to all you farkers with bad bad stories to tell...just remember plenty of guys cheat too.

sure, guys cheat too... i think you can see it coming easier though. usually a guy who is incredibly romantic and verbal in his professions of love towards a woman does not cheat. however, women can be incredibly romantic and emotional, and it seems so genuine, but it actually means nothing. i'm not sure if they're pretending or just incredibly flaky and emotionally unstable.
 
2002-10-30 12:44:03 PM
10-30-02 11:31:34 AM Clifclav
The wife swears it must be him so he shrugs and goes on with life. Five months later he is in the delivery room and the lil' shaver that pops out is as african-american as african-american can be. The wife starts crying and apologizing.


You know, I don't farking understand that kind of thinking. She has to know that he would find out when the baby came. Stupid woman!!

I give him a lot of credit for packing up and leaving her. I'd have done the same thing. And I would not have let her keep the house, either.
 
2002-10-30 12:44:49 PM
And I can't do anything because I'm not exactly ready to be a mom. Screw the menstration part. Literally :-)
 
2002-10-30 12:44:53 PM
Bad_Sinfluence: actually he did and thought it was funny (they worked at the same place) I had freaky parents. Probably why I'm less likely to cheat then the average female, no matter what time of the month ;)
 
2002-10-30 12:44:54 PM
1 in 10 children are bastards. Proven over and over and over again in Western countries. All doctors are taught this, and encouraged not to point out obvious mismatches re:bloodtypes, or genetic diseases. Regarding women, it is also proven over and over that they are much more sexually agressive during their ovulation period. In fact, there are studies that suggest that a woman's ovulation time will change if she is conciously aware of a pending copulation with a partner other than her spouse. Finally, there are arguments that women's bodies become accustomed to a partnered males sperm and become less receptive to insemination. Oh, and as for ovulation being apparent (e.g. swelling breasts/vaginas) in other mammals vs humans -- its so that the female humans can disguise their fertility period so that they can maintain a caregiver relationship with a permanent male while soliciting the best possible gene pool for her offspring.

Everything you learned in sunday school is farking bs.
 
2002-10-30 12:46:36 PM
My wife is horny on her period but I don't notice any libido increase or decrease when she is ovulating. Hmmm? That goes against the horny/ovulation/caveman theory.

Nice guys get to marry the girls with the kids made by the bad guys.

I'm a nice guy.
 
2002-10-30 12:50:40 PM
sure, guys cheat too... i think you can see it coming easier though. usually a guy who is incredibly romantic and verbal in his professions of love towards a woman does not cheat.

oh please, guys are just as sneaky or whatever as women are. It is not always as easy to tell if a guy is cheating.

How is it that farkers seem to have such bad opinions of females. You don't see most farkettes biatching constantly whenever some article comes up about guys being jerks and what not

/ranting
 
2002-10-30 01:02:38 PM
oh please, guys are just as sneaky or whatever as women are. It is not always as easy to tell if a guy is cheating.

How is it that farkers seem to have such bad opinions of females. You don't see most farkettes biatching constantly whenever some article comes up about guys being jerks and what not


guys just seem to really mean it when they're emotional. women get emotional and super sappy and romantic and then you find out that they're cheating, and also that they cry about just any old thing. i think they're emotional so often that it actually has lost all meaning for them. sure, guys can be jerks, and a lot of guys are jerks... but usually you can tell and it's not a giant lie.
 
2002-10-30 01:06:45 PM
Oh, and in case all of you guys didn't notice the
first
time you saw it:
This man's wife cheated on him at least 3 times.


This man's wife cheated on him at least 3 times.

Thank you.
 
2002-10-30 01:08:07 PM
CapnWacky: maybe it just seems like that to guys. Everything is different from everyone elses point of view :)
 
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