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2002-10-30 10:32:36 AM
woman are more like the cheat, period...
 
2002-10-30 10:32:48 AM
I'd hit a ovulating woman.

next....
 
2002-10-30 10:33:16 AM
I think this needs the obvious tag.
 
2002-10-30 10:35:59 AM
..weird, actually. I'm most likely to cheat on my wife when I'm drunk and horny...
 
2002-10-30 10:36:13 AM
GMcG,
That was exactly what I was about to say. In other news men find menstrual women less attractive.
 
2002-10-30 10:36:20 AM
Makes total sense. . . .Humans are most likely to be horny when there's the greatest chance of conception. With women that's ovulation time. With men, it's 24/7.

Being male is SO much less complicated.
 
sos
2002-10-30 10:36:25 AM
biatches.
 
2002-10-30 10:36:38 AM
What this article also highlights is the fact that men cannot be absolutely positively sure that they are the father of the child they are caring, this is the basic explaination for a lot of male behaviour, except of course the stuff about the toilet seat.

In these technologically advanced days the worm may be turning however.
 
2002-10-30 10:36:53 AM
so are guys
 
2002-10-30 10:37:23 AM
I love fark. I didn't know what to do with this email from an old girlfriend. So I simply replied back with a link to this article.
 
2002-10-30 10:37:42 AM
There was worse to come. Subsequent DNA tests revealed that not one of Morgan's three sons was fathered by him

Poor guy....Can I guess that he still would have been resposible for child support?
 
2002-10-30 10:38:27 AM
It's science, man.

You know how female's periods sync when they live together? It only happens when there are males present or in close proximity.

It's a function left over from the caveman days so that when a horny male showed up, he could fertilize all the females at the same time to extend his genetic material.
 
2002-10-30 10:39:19 AM
"One in 10 children are being raised by men who are unaware that they are not the father." Bwahahaahaa. Poor statistically unfortunate train driving "father of 3". Apparently his wife has a fetish for trains as well. Bwahahahaa.
 
2002-10-30 10:39:19 AM
This explains why my sons all have red hair.
 
2002-10-30 10:39:35 AM
Nice guys get the girls, bad boys get to be the fathers...
 
2002-10-30 10:39:54 AM

Not exactly a new theory, I don't think. I read a study where women actually seek out multiple partners when they are ovulating, since the sperm then "compete" in a sense and only 'the best man wins'. This insures she has the best possible child and gets rid of weaklings, supposedly. Or something like that. Where is my club, and why isn't my woman in her cave? Ugh.

But I do feel for this guy:

There was worse to come. Subsequent DNA tests revealed that not one of Morgan's three sons was fathered by him.
 
2002-10-30 10:40:58 AM
Xane- What this article also highlights is the fact that men cannot be absolutely positively sure that they are the father of the child they are caring,

I tease my wife endlessly since both our kids are blonder than Scandinavia and we are both dark haired. I tell her I bet it's the mailman since he's a blonde....Hey wait.
 
2002-10-30 10:41:44 AM
this is news? Christ I came to this conclusion before figuring out why I'm so turned on by a beautiful hip:waist ratio.. When women are in heat they love a guy with a good source of testosterone hence confidence that will take them over physically & protect them - I guess that's I've been used periodically in their time of need.. :(

Absolutely everything can be boiled down to "quality of offspring", the only thing that boggles my mind still is why myself (along with probably 90% of other males I've discussed this with) gets weak at the knees of the mere thought of luscious lesbians. I mean, it can be 100% observation & I'll still long to spill my seed.
 
2002-10-30 10:45:24 AM
This is one of the reasons my wife is chained to the water heater 24/7.
 
2002-10-30 10:45:35 AM
TheRedGuy:

"Used periodically"? Pun?
 
2002-10-30 10:45:38 AM
Great. Now can someone tell me how to point out an ovulating chick?
 
2002-10-30 10:45:57 AM
Easy, women are pulled in two directions. They want the best genetic stock for their children and they also want an environment where their children will be taken care of, for some reason these two goals appear incompatable to women.

so the solution is have one "desirable" man father the children and have the "harmless but genetically inferior" one raise them.
 
2002-10-30 10:48:02 AM
I didn't read the article, but this would certainly explain why the sole woman in my poker group always wins big right around the end of the month. Farking CHEATER.
 
2002-10-30 10:48:16 AM
i would kill my wife and the kids if i found out that the three sons werent' mine.
 
2002-10-30 10:48:52 AM
10-30-02 10:36:20 AM Bo_Riprock
Makes total sense. . . .Humans are most likely to be horny when there's the greatest chance of conception. With women that's ovulation time. With men, it's 24/7.


Farking straight.

Being male is SO much less complicated.

Yay for us guys!
 
2002-10-30 10:51:31 AM
Crass blanket generalization:


Available female: Hmmmm. Man with rock hard abs or millions of dollars? Decisions, decisions.


\crass blanket generalization.
 
2002-10-30 10:52:10 AM
Ironbar:
It's science, man. You know how female's periods sync when they live together? It only happens when there are males present or in close proximity.

Not so, Ironbar. It happens with virtually all lesbian couples. Something to do with sense of smell. (insert nasty jokes here.)
 
2002-10-30 10:52:12 AM
Mikey65:

Great. Now can someone tell me how to point out an ovulating chick?


She's the one wearing the Calvin Klien suit and holding a whip.
 
2002-10-30 10:52:18 AM
not only this biatch is stupid, she also picks the wrong mate! haha... you got CF, you're kind of screwed.
if i were that guy, i want my money back from supporting those kids.
 
2002-10-30 10:53:45 AM
... for some reason these two goals appear incompatable to women

The same argument is also used for polygamy, whereas the woman would prefer a protective and loyal partner that did not share his affection with other women, she'd probably encourage her sons to spread as many of her genes as possible.
 
2002-10-30 10:53:57 AM
Nice guys get the girls, Fb- gets to be the father

and i agree with Bagu's comment
 
2002-10-30 10:54:40 AM

Female Baboons give it up to every male in the pride because the males have a nasty habit of killing their male children. The female sluts out so the male won't know for sure which kid is his and therefore won't off the kid. Or something like that.
 
2002-10-30 10:54:47 AM
We shouldn't give girls names except for "tramp whore slut"

yeah, all of them.
 
2002-10-30 10:55:25 AM

I just found this in my e-mail:


(This must be told with a British accent.)


A man comes home early from work one day and finds his wife
in bed with three of his best friends.

He looks at them and says, "Wats this! 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello!"

His wife looks up at him and says, "Well aren't ya gonna
say 'ello to me?
 
2002-10-30 10:55:27 AM
"There was worse to come. Subsequent DNA tests revealed that not one of Morgan's three sons was fathered by him."

Damn I feel sorry for that guy. I wonder if he left the biatch and her bastard children, or if he raised the kids anyways?
 
2002-10-30 10:56:21 AM
10-30-02 10:52:12 AM WickedWanda
Mikey65:

Great. Now can someone tell me how to point out an ovulating chick?

She's the one wearing the Calvin Klien suit and holding a whip.


now THAT's funny....
 
2002-10-30 10:56:53 AM
How did that get bolded? I didn't tag it. And anyway, what I wrote was something I read a long time ago. It was just the observations of some National Geographic grant researchers.
 
2002-10-30 10:57:27 AM
So FB must carry the Cystic fibrosis gene?
 
2002-10-30 10:57:42 AM
if i were that guy, i want my money back from supporting those kids.

Bizarrely, if the real fathers are known, and can be proved using DNA testing, and the mother is willing to testify, this guy could probably have a lawsuit. If the accused was really laying it around he could even have a class action.

If this was the case then the great American legal system might actually accomplish what the religious institutions have failed to do for centuries, and ensure greater fidelity and less adultery, merely by adding a financial aspect to it.
 
2002-10-30 10:57:51 AM
oh yeah, it also explains (justifies even?) males beating or killing illegitimate children. happened to my dad, and happened to me. genes are 99% absolute.
 
2002-10-30 11:01:26 AM
sluts
 
2002-10-30 11:06:03 AM
Hoserian: I hope you're kidding.
 
2002-10-30 11:07:27 AM
Horsarian: Erm... I think we need to have a bit of a chat, matey.
 
2002-10-30 11:09:26 AM
Women with men that don't satisfy them are more likely to cheat too...
 
2002-10-30 11:12:47 AM
BASS555:

Did I leave my naughty French maid outfit in your basement? I can't find it anywhere.
 
2002-10-30 11:13:31 AM
hmmm...
I'm not too worried about who my father is. I really am a carbon- copy of him physically.
 
2002-10-30 11:13:31 AM
Women are also more likely to cheat on days ending with the letter "y".
 
2002-10-30 11:14:01 AM
Women are more likely to cheat period. If I had it to do over again I would never have gotten married. Specially to
the whore I married the first time. Sorry ladies, it aint worth that much.
 
2002-10-30 11:15:42 AM
I like it when women accuse men of being selfish, like women aren't.

Remember guys, a woman will only cheat on you if your either ugly or crap in bed. Or boring.

No one has ever cheated on me and survived.
 
2002-10-30 11:16:06 AM
This, say scientists, is down to instinct - while more feminine features might signify a man with less testosterone who is more likely to prove a steady partner, the stronger features they preferred at ovulation might indicate a better set of genes, producing a stronger or healthier child.

I love it when either scientists or more probably journalists start wanking like this. One thing to realize is that man is a social animal. In the long run the most attractive thing about a guy is his role in his social environment ( ... or so goes the theory). This does not mean that he has to be an "alpha", it just means that he has to have a stable role, i.e., not the toilet cleaner - that's not stable even if he does it for years, because he's immediately replacable, but someone dependable, upon whom others rely.

Anyway. mumblegrumble. I'm just saying that stating that *this* woman (regarded separately from her social environment) digs *this* guy (completely free-floating somewhere between the eighth and thirteenth dimension) is nonsensical.
 
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