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( Boobies Kentucky television station hires an 18 year old reporter.... "Experience you can count on" (safe for work)   ( divider line
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2002-10-30 09:17:40 AM  
WTF? I've seen more boobies at a Promisekeepers convention!

Give me some of that completely covered GlamourShots trash baby!

And shouldn't this be a farking plug? Drew is this your sister or something?

2002-10-30 09:28:15 AM  
I don't know about you but the annoyingly repetitive background music drove me away before I could do any reall boobie hunting.
2002-10-30 10:20:27 AM  
That's why I surf with the sound on "mute". Too many co-workers nearby.
2002-10-30 10:27:40 AM  
Her resume is awful. She includes her high school superlative from the yearbook, "most likely to become famous." Gag ...
2002-10-30 10:51:39 AM  
gosh, she's pretty...but i think if you listen to the music close enough you can hear the wind whistling through her head.
2002-10-30 10:56:13 AM  
dammit, I went to college for nothing. wonder if she'll end up on CNN in a year.
2002-10-30 11:17:12 AM  
That was seriously one one of the most anoying uses of flash ever.
2002-10-30 11:47:02 AM  
So this is her "official" website. Oh.
2002-10-30 12:44:54 PM  
my God, do all 18 year old girls have their own webstite's? wait a minute....
2002-10-30 12:44:54 PM  
my God, do all 18 year old girls have their own website's? wait a minute....
2002-10-30 12:47:20 PM  
she has many hot lookin friends. bonus
2002-10-30 12:47:37 PM  
Farked. That was fast. ;)
2002-10-30 12:47:37 PM  
nice rack. I'd be hittin' it.
2002-10-30 12:48:15 PM  
Look at all the little, vacuous, beautiful people.

Looks like a Justin Timberlake video.

2002-10-30 12:48:26 PM  
So, why did we go to college again? Oh yeah, our parents lied to us to get us out of the house. In the great irony, Kentucky's state slogan is still "Education Pays."
2002-10-30 12:49:54 PM
2002-10-30 12:50:34 PM  
Dear god!! is this some sick perverted joke? Click on photos! She is a "little person"!!!
2002-10-30 12:51:30 PM  
So far, her resume is just her face.

And I wouldn't hire her based on that.
2002-10-30 12:51:34 PM  
"Shepard Smith!!!! Ohmygawd."

Jezz, who would like Shepard Smith?!


Did a 14 year old girl write that article??
2002-10-30 12:52:34 PM  
I have a daughter her age!

PS: Yep, I'd hit it ....

(*sound of rapidly dying kitten*)
2002-10-30 12:52:40 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

links farked, either that or my connection blows.
2002-10-30 12:52:50 PM  
I'd hit that thing.

[image from too old to be available]
2002-10-30 12:54:17 PM  
I prefer Emily Gimmel... The unofficial website.
2002-10-30 12:54:26 PM  
Resume says:

Host - Da Urbin Video Show - Louisville, KY

Da Urbin = Louisville?

Word to your mother.
2002-10-30 12:56:18 PM  
So, 3Horn, why would you asume that Drew would be so despicable as to post his own SISter's pic on a Boobies link?

Even if she was only a Half-sister.

Sheesh. Have a little respect.
2002-10-30 12:58:15 PM  
Don't worry,sweety,in a few years you'll be just like Jessica Savitch.
2002-10-30 12:59:03 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

2 girls who never would have acknowledged my existence in high school (or now for that matter), but God Bless Kentucky anyway.
2002-10-30 12:59:33 PM  
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2002-10-30 01:00:19 PM  
Wait a minute...she ain't from Kentucky...She's got all her teef!

2002-10-30 01:04:15 PM  
I'd hit it, and then send it back to its trailer.
2002-10-30 01:10:43 PM  
I think that is great. Brings a new persepective to the news. A naive blond bimbo, inexperienced in the ways of the world, who has been handed everthing in her life because she is pretty and has a nice rack.

forget it nothing new about that
2002-10-30 01:11:18 PM  
So far, her resume is just her face.

She works in television! What more do you need?
2002-10-30 01:13:32 PM  
Nice use of flash to make the site appear 10x slower than it already is.
2002-10-30 01:14:29 PM  
I'd throw one in ... and in all her friends too!
2002-10-30 01:17:40 PM  
Her contract probably says, "Hook me up with a car like The Fast and the Furious" and "The Fall 2002 FUBU Collection with matching Timbalin's, yo!"

2002-10-30 01:19:26 PM  
I expect to hear "like" "ya know" and "ohmuhGAWD!" in local news a lot more often now that Boobie Howser has a job in televised "journalism." Any photos of her WITH kneepads on?
2002-10-30 01:21:01 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Maybe it's just the fact that it's a farkin' GIF! But she don't look that good in this one..

Who the hell uses a format with a max of 256 colors for photos?
2002-10-30 01:23:55 PM  
Wait a minute: she actually has a resume? Or had: I get nothing but pointless, stupid, and clunky flash transitions whenever trying to look at the "resume" section.
2002-10-30 01:24:09 PM  
She'll tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye...
2002-10-30 01:27:28 PM  
hahahah who puts any senior superlative on her resume, let alone "most likely to become famous" ???

and who hires someone with that on her resume...

i'd hit it.
2002-10-30 01:29:09 PM  
If you don't mind my asking....why are people posting pics via links to her site? Do you think that's helping the battered bandwidth at all? If there's no copyright...copy to picturestage, post new link. Not rocket science.
2002-10-30 01:29:17 PM  
holy fark, i used to mess with one of this girls friends, never thought shed make it to fark. this girl swears to me that britney spears is her cousin too, no lie. still cant believe this is a boobies link.
2002-10-30 01:29:43 PM  
oh wait, it a WB channel.
2002-10-30 01:31:16 PM  
Yeah, I'd hit it. No, seriously though. I checked out the Resume, I am hiring and with no exp, that is how it works!
2002-10-30 01:31:50 PM  
Sweet God this is sad, yet eerie at the same time. Why do I have visions of Nicole Kidman in "To Die For" as I attempt to navigate this farked site?
2002-10-30 01:32:24 PM  
And we ugly people of the world are handed another stunning defeat...

Ah, what the hell. I'd hit it anyways.
2002-10-30 01:32:50 PM  
Local news is really the ultimate display of how dumb we are in America.
2002-10-30 01:34:31 PM  
I'd hit it to shut it up.
2002-10-30 01:34:33 PM  
She's no [image from too old to be available], that's fo sho.
2002-10-30 01:35:11 PM  
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