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(Local6)   Woman claims she contracted West Nile virus from sex   ( divider line
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55 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Oct 2002 at 8:37 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-10-30 08:39:34 AM  
what do you expect when you're farking crows?
2002-10-30 08:40:17 AM  
Her husband must be hung like a mosquito
2002-10-30 08:40:22 AM  
Yeah, right.
2002-10-30 08:41:01 AM  
In s0viet Egypt, the West Nile contracts you!
2002-10-30 08:41:04 AM  
those little farking mosquitoes. eh
2002-10-30 08:41:09 AM  
heh, heh... they did it.
2002-10-30 08:42:58 AM  
should have protected herself from more than mosquitos.
I've heard the virus is inactivated by saliva and gastric juices.
2002-10-30 08:43:01 AM  
She's just embarassed about giving it up.
2002-10-30 08:43:36 AM  
Sex with a mosquitoe? Gross.
2002-10-30 08:43:40 AM  
She shouldn't have sucked off that mosquito.
2002-10-30 08:44:43 AM  
A 'skeeter on his peter?

We AAALLLL know what he should have done.

Who knew those camp songs of loooong ago were such lifesavers?
2002-10-30 08:45:15 AM  
Dumb biatch
2002-10-30 08:45:19 AM  
Fish = Mosquitos

easy really.
2002-10-30 08:45:34 AM  
I guess some people have oral sex fetishes with misquitos.
2002-10-30 08:45:56 AM  
Seriously, though, would you expect anything less than a body condom to protect you from even the common cold?
2002-10-30 08:47:30 AM  
She's obviously a Nazi feminist, who else would like to see a bird dead!
2002-10-30 08:47:36 AM  
So...she is absolutely certain that she wasn't bit by a mosquito? Brilliant.
2002-10-30 08:48:38 AM  
Is this like the Seinfeld episode where his girlfriend got an STD from a tractor?
2002-10-30 08:48:52 AM  
Was the dudes nickname "needle dick the bug farker"?
2002-10-30 08:50:05 AM  
Bad luck...who knew that mosquito had it???
2002-10-30 08:50:27 AM  
Somewhere out there, there's a mosquito saying "Yeah, I hit it!"
2002-10-30 08:51:11 AM  
Man claims he got gonorrhea from a mosquito bite.
2002-10-30 08:54:10 AM  
This is so stupid and I'm wondering if it's true. Next thing she's going to court with the thing.
(Our next witness: the mosquito.....LOL)
2002-10-30 08:55:31 AM  
She is just setting up a new excuse for not having sex,..She must have little ta ta's too
2002-10-30 08:59:13 AM  
Well, it is pretty much like the flu. What did they expect?
2002-10-30 09:07:11 AM  
did anyone notice the thing on the side about the guy cutting off a cat's tail and eating it? there's a lot of talk about guys getttin' pussy on that page.
2002-10-30 09:13:23 AM  
Have 193 people really died from it? That sounds like an awfully high number to me..
2002-10-30 09:22:53 AM  
What I wanna know is where I can get mosquito sized cigarettes?
2002-10-30 09:25:46 AM  
I think the real issue is that she does not want to admit any fault. Like maybe she farked up and did not protect herself so well from mosquitos. She should take some personal responsibility and not blame her husband and her over eager cooter.
2002-10-30 09:25:47 AM  
2002-10-30 09:32:42 AM  
Everytime a woman contracts west nile, Nick Carter makes one less booty call.
2002-10-30 09:39:44 AM  
She couldn't have gotten it from her husband just like the flu or a cold? That makes a lot more sense.

I'm much more interested in the guy who ate the cat's tail. And the guy who bit into a needle that was in a sandwich he ate. It's all in FLORIDA, of course!
2002-10-30 10:11:05 AM  
1) Who cares? It really isn't that big a problem except for the sick and very young or old. None of whom should be farking.
2002-10-30 10:11:39 AM  
Heh heh, her name is "Lei" heh heh.
2002-10-30 10:32:07 AM  
Oooohhhh Lisa, are those mosquito bites???

Shuttup Todd.
2002-10-30 10:32:30 AM  
? How about [image from too old to be available]?
2002-10-30 10:33:18 AM  
Come here you little tag
2002-10-30 10:33:30 AM  
Mosquito bites on her chest? Is her name Lisa Lupner?
2002-10-30 10:34:23 AM  
Are those mosquito bites on your chest?
Stop it Todd......
2002-10-30 10:36:58 AM  
"[...] swelling of the brain that can be fatal"

hmmmmm ....

I think I know some people with this west nile thingy ...
2002-10-30 11:06:28 AM  
mmmmmm.... cat tails.... de-lish

So West Nile is now going to be called a STD even though it like the flu, and can be transmited through ANY fluid... What, she never caught a cold through sex/kissing/oral with her husband?
2002-10-30 12:09:22 PM travel/mosquito.jpg

here's the farking mosquito that did her in, caught in the act
2002-10-30 12:57:09 PM  

It's a virus. Of course it transfers in fluids. This is the same kind of "Oh, don't worry. It isn't transmitted that way," shiat that was spouted when AIDS was beginning.

WNV will end up being transmitted via any bodily fluid, just like AIDs and Mad Cow disease.

There is a documented case of transmission via blood transfusion earlier this year. After CDC declared that it was only transmitted from mosquito bites.

Trust the CDC? I don't think so.
2002-10-30 03:01:43 PM  
Yeah right. If that's true then you can get any STD from a mosquito bite.
*pauses to think a second*


Seriously though, that's not really true, is it?
2002-10-30 06:05:07 PM  
Well, if it's something that can be spread by contact with blood, I'd imagine so.
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