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(Yahoo)   Burglar leaves resume at scene of crime   (uk.news.yahoo.com) divider line 23
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2002-10-30 11:54:35 AM  
I'd hire him... Sure... heheheheh
 
2002-10-30 11:55:02 AM  
first boobies?
 
2002-10-30 11:55:52 AM  
last job...Collections!
 
2002-10-30 11:55:52 AM  
damn, a mere 33 seconds. we need an 'asshat' tag.
 
2002-10-30 11:56:59 AM  
Yep... Sir_boxalot... You have the first boobies in here!
 
2002-10-30 11:59:21 AM  
Now he can add to his resume, “squirrel master made me his biatch”.
 
2002-10-30 12:02:42 PM  
Skills: Word Processing, Database management, Breaking and Entering.

Anticipated Start Date: TBD
 
2002-10-30 12:06:47 PM  
Ask and you shall receive...

 
2002-10-30 12:07:33 PM  
how accomodating of you, Broccoli.
 
2002-10-30 12:10:56 PM  
Haven't these kids learned anything yet? You wait until you're hired, THEN steal from the company, just like those Enron guys did.
 
sos
2002-10-30 12:11:05 PM  
In s0viet UK, it's not a resume, it's a "curriculum vitae"
 
2002-10-30 12:11:53 PM  
Much thanks, Broccoli
 
2002-10-30 12:13:35 PM  
well with the economy like it is, you take what you can get
 
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2002-10-30 12:16:33 PM  
10-30-02 11:55:52 AM Sir_boxalot
damn, a mere 33 seconds. we need an 'asshat' tag.


For yourself I would presume.
 
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2002-10-30 12:18:39 PM  
10-30-02 12:11:05 PM Sos
In s0viet UK, it's not a resume, it's a "curriculum vitae"


Um, this happened in Switzerland.
 
2002-10-30 12:19:28 PM  
Indeed.
 
2002-10-30 12:35:57 PM  
Note to self: When going off to commit burglary, do not bring copy of curriculum vitae.
 
2002-10-30 12:39:42 PM  
"Great, when can you start?"
"Um, three to five years."
 
2002-10-30 12:48:57 PM  
It's so annoying with these lil tid-bit articles that don't EXPLAIN anything about WHY they're even writing it in the first place.
Why was he carrying his "curriculum vitae" to a crime?
 
2002-10-30 12:54:03 PM  
Too stupid for a legitimate job. Stick to burglary, dumbass.
 
2002-10-30 01:28:23 PM  
maybe his secret plan was to be arrested for burglary so he could get a job writing "curriculum vitae" for inmates.
 
2002-10-31 12:49:40 AM  
He should have posted his resume on that monsterjobs.com website. That would have produced better results.
 
2002-11-06 08:29:42 AM  
This is a test post
Sorry for inconvenience
 
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