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(Some Guy)   PETA activist changes her name from Rachel Feather to Rachel FishingHurts. One letter off from a new career in porn   (peta.org) divider line
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2008-02-20 03:42:07 PM  
Rachel Dumbfark was already taken?
 
2008-02-20 03:48:50 PM  
How about Sandy Vagina? That would work.
 
2008-02-20 03:54:51 PM  
Nice hook.
 
2008-02-20 03:55:24 PM  
Anyone else read that as FistingHurts? Because yeah...
 
2008-02-20 03:59:18 PM  
Her new middle name is Khitbash, too.
 
2008-02-20 04:04:44 PM  
I wonder if she will want to hyphenate that when she finds some poor dumb bastard to marry her.
 
2008-02-20 04:19:25 PM  
I heard she will soon take up unethical online practices for her next cause...at that point she will change her name to Rachel PhishingHz


/wokka, wokka.
 
2008-02-20 04:21:39 PM  
We've got some interesting folks here in Flagstaff.
 
2008-02-20 04:37:03 PM  
Gat damn neo-hippies.
 
2008-02-20 04:46:38 PM  
I was going to change my name to "Mike Suck-my-left-nut PeTA-tards!" but I had more important things to do... like scratching my ass.

/Hey, it doesn't scratch itself!
//That reminds me, I haven't gone fishing this year!
 
2008-02-20 07:04:16 PM  
I hereby change my name to Saborlas Petakillsalmosteveryanimaltheyrescue.

It's Welsh.
 
2008-02-20 07:51:03 PM  
Bachel?
machel?
Pachel?

Which letter? Tell me!
 
2008-02-20 08:34:33 PM  
Actually, fishing does not hurt. Fish don't have any nerve endings in their mouths, so they don't feel anything.
 
2008-02-20 08:35:25 PM  
Yeah fishing hurts. Ever tried to subdue a pissed off bluefish? Those farkers will take your hand off if you're not careful.
 
2008-02-20 08:35:51 PM  
She's right. Those goddamned treble hooks are killers when you get them caught in your thumb.
 
2008-02-20 08:35:56 PM  
I'm fishing for rare endangered fish right now so I'm....
 
2008-02-20 08:36:39 PM  
Petard tears sustain me. Much like delicious, delicious fish.
 
2008-02-20 08:36:59 PM  
Ishkur
Fish don't have any nerve endings in their mouths, so they don't feel anything.

Thank you.

Now I can go home and punch my wife right in the puss...
 
2008-02-20 08:37:27 PM  
love it... first lol headline in years
 
2008-02-20 08:37:28 PM  
Wow. (new window)

PETA has a "gossip" page. Also goes to show how many Hollywood people are complete and utter morons. I'm looking at you Woody.
 
2008-02-20 08:37:54 PM  
Subbie, your headline makes me chuckle.
 
2008-02-20 08:38:02 PM  
Just drop the leads into the water and crank the handle. You can hurt many fish at the same time that way.
 
2008-02-20 08:38:10 PM  
StupidHurts

/and should hurt consistently...stupid modern medical care...
 
2008-02-20 08:38:18 PM  
Wait, fishing is bad now? When the f*ck did that happen?

This kinda shiat makes me want to break into Rachel FishingHurts' Rainbow-colored Prius and fill it with perch.

Somebody should gut a fish, film it ala Al Jazeera, and send the tape to Rachel Fishcoont
 
2008-02-20 08:38:58 PM  
Speaking of fisting, that reminds of...


...i got nuthin.
 
2008-02-20 08:39:23 PM  
Submitter can DIAF for making me click a link that went to PETA's website. I'd sooner be Rick Rolled.
 
2008-02-20 08:39:40 PM  
friendinpa: I wonder if she will want to hyphenate that when she finds some poor dumb bastard to marry her.

I've seen male PETArds. Trust me, his last name will be FishingHurts.
 
2008-02-20 08:40:15 PM  
img1.fark.net or img1.fark.net couldn't fit the bill subby?
 
2008-02-20 08:40:25 PM  
Mulva?
 
2008-02-20 08:41:08 PM  
The only real question is:

Is Rachel Fishinghurts supporting Hillary, or is she for Obama?

My money's on Obama...
 
2008-02-20 08:41:20 PM  
I still like the headline.

/not trollin'
//honest!
 
2008-02-20 08:42:31 PM  
friendinpa: I wonder if she will want to hyphenate that when she finds some poor dumb bastard to marry her.

Don't worry, she won't ever get married to a guy. Just a 13 year old girl who enjoyed the attention she got when she would tell people she was a vegetarian...and now continues her attention-needing biatch requirements into her adulthood (if that ever really gets here).
 
2008-02-20 08:42:48 PM  
Dear Rachel FishingHurts,


what Dude seriously WTF said. Now GTFO.

I love you,

Me Petahurts
 
2008-02-20 08:43:51 PM  
Then we need a "vaginine" tag instead- unless she could be a backdoor handpuppet.

Then she could surely earn her namesake.
 
2008-02-20 08:44:25 PM  
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Is this her?
 
2008-02-20 08:44:25 PM  
My porn name: Boris Deep
 
2008-02-20 08:44:48 PM  
I've heard the hickory cry and seen the tears of the cantaloupe.

I'm changing my name to Deranger ScreamingLettuce
 
2008-02-20 08:46:44 PM  
People who believe or care about nothing sure are threatened by those who DO.
 
2008-02-20 08:48:07 PM  
GAT_00: Anyone else read that as FistingHurts? Because yeah...

I think you may have gotten the joke.
 
2008-02-20 08:48:16 PM  
The Invisible Sky Wizard: friendinpa: I wonder if she will want to hyphenate that when she finds some poor dumb bastard to marry her.

I've seen male PETArds. Trust me, his last name will be FishingHurts.


not if she marries Rob Zombie. then she'd be Ms FishingHurts-Zombie-BRAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSS
 
2008-02-20 08:48:36 PM  
She's right, you know.
Hooks aren't for fish.
They're for humans.
Especially ones with names like that.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bondage_hook
 
2008-02-20 08:48:45 PM  
Well at least she's not hanging out in Eygpt, yelling for the release of Jihadists like her mentally-ill spiritual sister Cindy.

Can we just drop the "B" and change the name of Bassmasters?
 
2008-02-20 08:49:52 PM  
Note to self:

Go out for sushiathis week.
 
2008-02-20 08:51:08 PM  
The_Sponge: Note to self:

Go out for sushiathis week.


filter pwned!
 
2008-02-20 08:51:27 PM  
subby One letter off from a new career in porn

Wow, that's a stretch.

/yes, pun intended
 
2008-02-20 08:52:38 PM  
Fishhooks in her vagina?
 
2008-02-20 08:53:14 PM  
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What about "Princess Consuela Bananahammock"?
 
2008-02-20 08:53:25 PM  
What if she got married? Would FishingHurts become her maiden name? Perhaps her married name could end up being Rachel FishingHurts-Johnson?
 
2008-02-20 08:53:55 PM  
Zing!
 
2008-02-20 08:53:56 PM  
Frantic Freddie: Fishhooks in her vagina?

It's more likely than you think.

 
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