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(Mediapost)   Absolut changes iconic advertising featuring bottle. Now they seem to want you to fark their vodka, or something   (video.mediapost.com) divider line 30
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2008-02-20 03:48:59 PM
Wow...how'd that get past all the committees?
 
2008-02-20 03:56:33 PM
I'm pretty sure the bottle is still...

WTF! IS THAT A HOO-HAW?
 
2008-02-20 03:57:13 PM
adiabat: WTF! IS THAT A HOO-HAW?

Keyboard, you owe me it, etc.
 
2008-02-20 04:11:43 PM
Huh. I think they want me to fark the pear, not the vodak. Presumably the vodak is necessary to convince me to shove said pear into my happy-fun-time-orifice. As it would take a great deal of vodak to convince me that this was a good idea, I suppose there's some basic validity to this as an advertising technique.

But, uh, I think I'll stick to Tito's instead.
 
2008-02-20 05:09:09 PM
With a clit the size of a pear, I would imagine that true taste would come naturally.
 
2008-02-20 05:19:46 PM
It's flavored vodka, what a better way to advertise a chick vodka than with chick parts.

/runs
 
2008-02-20 05:29:21 PM
www.animationartgallery.com
/Reminds me of The Wall
 
2008-02-20 05:34:06 PM
adiabat: I'm pretty sure the bottle is still...

WTF! IS THAT A HOO-HAW?


i actually said, "wow" when i saw that ad.

/"buy absolut. what are ya', gay?!"
 
2008-02-20 06:17:21 PM
I'm confused. What's this one supposed to taste like?
 
2008-02-20 06:17:33 PM
true taste comes naturally, eh ... nothing subtle about that

I'm not much of a vodka drinker, but I have to show this to my girlfriend, she'll get a kick out of these replies ... her drink is a chilled shot of absolut with a squirt of lime

/a line of those, and she'll come naturally too
 
2008-02-20 06:20:08 PM
i185.photobucket.com
 
2008-02-20 06:22:29 PM
tbn0.google.com

It's a sure winner.
 
2008-02-20 06:26:35 PM
I'm not so keen on the use of the color green in reference to that particular piece of anatomy ...
 
2008-02-20 06:28:24 PM
You know, I can see the sexual imagery there, but nobody should be surprised that some things look like sexual organs in advertising.
 
2008-02-20 06:31:52 PM
Okay, Greek scholars. If something is penis-oriented we call it "phallic." I've always wondered, is there a word for something being vaginal? Or is this just plain "vaginal" imagery?
 
2008-02-20 06:48:37 PM
Tommy Moo: Okay, Greek scholars. If something is penis-oriented we call it "phallic." I've always wondered, is there a word for something being vaginal? Or is this just plain "vaginal" imagery?

Misogynistic.
 
2008-02-20 07:07:26 PM
img49.imageshack.us
 
2008-02-20 07:08:08 PM
I didn't know Georgia O'Keefe was in advertising.
 
2008-02-20 07:17:38 PM
Absolute Cherry?
 
2008-02-20 08:00:07 PM
Tommy Moo,

Yonic.

/not greek
//not a scholar
 
2008-02-20 08:17:46 PM
Tommy Moo: Okay, Greek scholars. If something is penis-oriented we call it "phallic." I've always wondered, is there a word for something being vaginal? Or is this just plain "vaginal" imagery?

twatty?
 
2008-02-20 08:55:22 PM
well:
fellatio, phallic
cunnilingus, coonty?
 
2008-02-20 11:05:23 PM
Tommy Moo: Okay, Greek scholars. If something is penis-oriented we call it "phallic." I've always wondered, is there a word for something being vaginal? Or is this just plain "vaginal" imagery?

Yonic? After the yoni?
Gin and yonic?
 
2008-02-21 12:27:14 AM
Gunny Walker: Tommy Moo: Okay, Greek scholars. If something is penis-oriented we call it "phallic." I've always wondered, is there a word for something being vaginal? Or is this just plain "vaginal" imagery?

Yonic? After the yoni?
Gin and yonic?


Yeah... A gin and yonic sounds good before I go to bed...
 
2008-02-21 01:47:06 AM
i2.tinypic.com
 
2008-02-21 02:19:37 AM
A big vagina with a pear in it? Yeah, I'll need some vodka.
 
2008-02-21 08:48:16 AM
Aarontology: I didn't know Georgia O'Keefe was in advertising.

First thing I thought of. GOK + Vaginal imagery = BFF.
 
2008-02-22 10:24:01 AM
OtitisMEDIA: Tommy Moo: Okay, Greek scholars. If something is penis-oriented we call it "phallic." I've always wondered, is there a word for something being vaginal? Or is this just plain "vaginal" imagery?

twatty?


coonty?
 
2008-02-22 12:19:58 PM
Roast beef sandwichy.
 
2008-02-26 02:33:12 AM
dalovindj: Roast beef sandwichy.

I had a chick with a sloppy roast beef sandwich. It ain't easy to look at.
 
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