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(WCBStv.com)   50 Cent wannabe joins The Knack, Dexy's Midnight Runners, and Soft Cell on list of greatest one-hit wonders (with video)   (wcbstv.com) divider line 105
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2008-02-20 12:33:30 PM  
Wrong link, dumbmitter
 
2008-02-20 12:35:53 PM  
Fantine ... read the story genius. Plus 1 for you subby.
 
2008-02-20 12:43:38 PM  
i166.photobucket.com

Jewish 50 cent frowns on your shenanigans!
 
2008-02-20 12:45:58 PM  
To be fair the punchee ordered pastrami and American cheese on white bread with mayo... the puncher was just keepin' it kosher.
 
2008-02-20 12:53:00 PM  
jcap17: Fantine ... read the story genius. Plus 1 for you subby.

D'oh. I stand corrected.

/...and green now. fabulous.
 
2008-02-20 01:33:51 PM  
Music... yes, I had "Shout At The Devil" in my head while reading that story and watching that video.
 
2008-02-20 01:58:10 PM  
i253.photobucket.com

A near-death beverage choice.
 
2008-02-20 02:09:07 PM  
I could see this happening to me.
 
2008-02-20 02:09:39 PM  
haymaker that conjures memories of a young Mike Tyson.


No, Mike Tyson stood toe to toe. That punk threw a sucker punch.
 
2008-02-20 02:10:49 PM  
 
2008-02-20 02:24:23 PM  
Kuta: Soft Cell's Greatest Hit

No, that's their greatest song, not hit.

/still have the 12 inch vinyl of it
//yes, i'm that old
 
2008-02-20 02:24:39 PM  
This angers me.
 
2008-02-20 02:24:49 PM  
Grey cell green.
 
2008-02-20 02:27:31 PM  
Are whites ever going to get to play the race card?
 
2008-02-20 02:28:56 PM  
Mama said...............
 
2008-02-20 02:33:03 PM  
McLoving!
 
2008-02-20 02:33:27 PM  
stereotypical evidence to support stereotypes. the truth is the truth. Or troooof if you prefer.
 
2008-02-20 02:33:36 PM  
Looks like two hits to me.

(you know where I'm going with this...)
 
2008-02-20 02:34:38 PM  
Wow, what a 'man' you are. Typical hood rat. Society will be supporting in some way for years to come.
 
2008-02-20 02:34:40 PM  
That man's name: McLovin.
 
2008-02-20 02:37:08 PM  
Naugahyde Donkey: Are whites ever going to get to play the race card?

No. Next question.
 
2008-02-20 02:38:50 PM  
Nine Foot Worm Creates Own Food: No, that's their greatest song, not hit.

Yeah, I think Soft Cell had some good stuff in their time, and they weren't all just "Tainted Love" (at least in the UK). But everything else they did is so overshadowed by that song that they're defined by it. Not a bad thing to be defined by, considering how huge it was.
 
2008-02-20 02:40:06 PM  
i just wanted to state the headline confused me, i entered the comments to figure it out, then i see videos of kinky dwarfs putting sirloins onto naked women. and now i'm REALLY confused.
 
2008-02-20 02:41:37 PM  
99sportster: Naugahyde Donkey: Are whites ever going to get to play the race card?

No. Next question.


What should I do when black kids call me casper?
 
2008-02-20 02:42:22 PM  
i heard that guy in the vest was campaigning for Obama??
 
2008-02-20 02:42:27 PM  
missinglinks14: stereotypical evidence to support stereotypes. the truth is the truth. Or troooof if you prefer.

It's not racism; it's being informed!
 
2008-02-20 02:42:55 PM  
Yeah, let's get these people a president, stat.

/i'm just kidding, jesus, don't punch me, you people are so angry
 
2008-02-20 02:42:57 PM  
White people need to be more open minded about other cultures and races.
 
2008-02-20 02:42:59 PM  
Fantine71: Wrong link, dumbmitter

beautiful term - "dumbmitter" - i will add it to my fark repertoire
 
2008-02-20 02:43:07 PM  
A simple "excuse me" could have avoided the whole thing.
My grandmother would have beat that guy to death.

/Get on her lawn. She dares you.
 
2008-02-20 02:43:36 PM  
Interesting...the 'ignore them and they will leave you alone' defense failed here...farking idiot...either bail out or stand and fight...do not take the middle ground and stand and hide.


/woulda thrown a fistful of singles and ran like a biatch...
 
2008-02-20 02:43:53 PM  
Naugahyde Donkey: 99sportster: Naugahyde Donkey: Are whites ever going to get to play the race card?

No. Next question.

What should I do when black kids call me casper?


Be friendly Mr. Whineburger.
 
2008-02-20 02:43:58 PM  
stat!
 
2008-02-20 02:45:11 PM  
Naugahyde Donkey: 99sportster: Naugahyde Donkey: Are whites ever going to get to play the race card?

No. Next question.

What should I do when black kids call me casper?


Offer to make repairations for scaring them. Then give them a mule.
 
2008-02-20 02:45:33 PM  
Jimi Hendrix was a one-hit-wonder.
 
2008-02-20 02:46:22 PM  
mar19:
A simple "excuse me" could have avoided the whole thing.
My grandmother would have beat that guy to death.

/Get on her lawn. She dares you.


Nope, for some people, a "simple excuse me" is not enough for even the slightest perceived "disrespect". And the more worthless and ignorant they are, the less it takes to "disrespect" them. Dangerous.
 
2008-02-20 02:47:13 PM  
I prefer flubmitter -- "dumbmitter" just farks up on the lips, coagulates any rhythm.
 
2008-02-20 02:48:28 PM  
Another typically cowardly attack from a typically cowardly "man". I had it my way, ANYONE that perpetrated this kind of attack (from behind, with intent to maim or kill) would be tied to a stake and burned. There's no excuse for cowardice, especially when the motivating factor was "small aisle space". Give me a break. Translation is: "I wanted to hurt and/or kill someone, and this guy had less people with him than me.". farking cowards make me sick. Same as this shiatbag (new window).
 
2008-02-20 02:49:37 PM  
somethin tells me moosey has been sucker punched?
 
2008-02-20 02:51:11 PM  
thepiratesdilemma.com

/not amused
 
2008-02-20 02:52:11 PM  
This makes me mad at America. I blame Bush.
 
2008-02-20 02:55:00 PM  
Be fair people! They are minorities living in a society that hates them. Unemployment is at every turn. Society pressures some to buy $200 T-Shirts. America forces them to rob and steal. That 91 year old white boy should have known what to expect. If only he saw Robbin Hood coming, maybe he wouldn't have gotten beat!

/Hustling everyday.
 
2008-02-20 02:55:10 PM  
brap: Naugahyde Donkey: 99sportster: Naugahyde Donkey: Are whites ever going to get to play the race card?

No. Next question.

What should I do when black kids call me casper?

Be friendly Mr. Whineburger.


Okay, so go like Boo!, and then offer some rice crispy treats, because I am poor.

/eats french-cries with wahmburger
 
2008-02-20 02:58:51 PM  
For the First Time in My Adult Lifetime, I'm Really Proud of My Country
 
2008-02-20 02:59:51 PM  
Oh wait, are we about to notice REALITY?

You mean, some people are about as bright as cattle on two legs?
No way, we are all equel right?
Right?

/dream on
 
2008-02-20 03:00:26 PM  
FreeLoveFreeway: Be fair people! They are minorities living in a society that hates them. Unemployment is at every turn. Society pressures some to buy $200 T-Shirts. America forces them to rob and steal. That 91 year old white boy should have known what to expect. If only he saw Robbin Hood coming, maybe he wouldn't have gotten beat!

/Hustling everyday.


EFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF That. Society pressures every kid to buy $200 T-Shirts, Nike shoes, etc. I couldn't afford it when I was in school. You know what I did? I didn't buy them. Because I couldn't afford it. Why? Because I couldn't afford it. I need to stress that point. I couldn't afford a (stupid looking) $200 T-Shirt. My status in the social community must have been shattered (i'm white, so i'm not sure which particiular social community. Perhaps band.)

I didn't mug someone so I could pig out on cheeseburgers and buy shatty $200 T-shirts. Now I have a respectable job. Perhaps because i'm a relatively respectable individual.
 
2008-02-20 03:00:28 PM  
No Such Agency: Nope, for some people, a "simple excuse me" is not enough for even the slightest perceived "disrespect". And the more worthless and ignorant they are, the less it takes to "disrespect" them. Dangerous.

I can agree with that

"A real grievance can be resolved; differences can be resolved. But an imaginary hurt, a slight - that motherfarker gonna hate you 'til the day he dies."

/Please Lord tell me that's not obscure.
 
2008-02-20 03:03:23 PM  
missinglinks14: somethin tells me moosey has been sucker punched?

I have to get sucker punched before I can be outraged at a person intentionally trying to severely injure another person for no reason at all?

/never been sucker punched
 
2008-02-20 03:04:58 PM  
FreeLoveFreeway: White people need to be more open minded about quit taking the blame for the shortcomings ofother cultures and races.

FTFY, chief

What good is it to "open my mind" if some black dude just wants to open up my skull when I'm not looking?

I'm not even prejudiced, but it's not getting any easier to stay that way....how truly sad
 
2008-02-20 03:05:46 PM  
mar19: No Such Agency: Nope, for some people, a "simple excuse me" is not enough for even the slightest perceived "disrespect". And the more worthless and ignorant they are, the less it takes to "disrespect" them. Dangerous.

I can agree with that

"A real grievance can be resolved; differences can be resolved. But an imaginary hurt, a slight - that motherfarker gonna hate you 'til the day he dies."

/Please Lord tell me that's not obscure.


Sounds like something Huey Freeman would say.
 
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