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(Yahoo)   Heineken stock drops seven percent on news that Drew is switching to Bud Light   (uk.news.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2008-02-20 11:38:17 AM  
Bud Light.... yeeeesh and yack!
 
2008-02-20 12:02:43 PM  
Drew isn't known for his taste. Have you seen the stuff he greenlights?

luv ya, Drew
 
2008-02-20 12:05:05 PM  
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Blah! Damn canoe fornication or something!
 
2008-02-20 12:17:17 PM  
Actually, it looks like he's got a bottle of Amstell Light in his profile pic.
 
2008-02-20 12:23:15 PM  
I do believe implying Drew drinks Bud Light is grounds for bannination around here.
 
2008-02-20 12:27:03 PM  
crunchyfist: Actually, it looks like he's got a bottle of Amstell Light in his profile pic.

Ewww...

/Where shall I send some GOOD beer, Drew??
 
2008-02-20 12:30:00 PM  
The Onanist: Ewww...

/Where shall I send some GOOD beer, Drew??


Actually if you grew up around the Baltic Amstell is as close to your home brews as you are going to get. Still not as good. I know Drew is pasty and all but I did not know his people where from that far up north.
 
2008-02-20 01:11:13 PM  
Jubeebee: I do believe implying Drew drinks Bud Light is grounds for bannination around here.

I would hope so! Bud Light is just one step below camel piss.

/smithwick's ftw!
 
2008-02-20 02:30:30 PM  
Bring back that hot Heineken robot girl.

/wanted my girlfriend at the time to go as her for Halloween. Pissed her off for some reason.
 
2008-02-20 02:34:31 PM  

Miller Lite vs Bud Light....

Hrm...

I'm thinking Miller Lite is worse, granted it gives me more gas.

So I could see Drew drinking Bud Light over Miller Lite, if forced to drink one or the other.

OH I CAN'T PRETEND JUST BECAUSE IT'S HIS PLAYGROUND ANYMORE,

HEINEKEN SUCKS!!!



farkING SKUNK BEER, UGH UGH UGH!

/scrubs himself in the corner of the shower, sobbing quietly.
//Make the beer snobs go away...

mattpreskenis.com
...better. At least it doesn't pretend to be something it's not.
 
2008-02-20 03:01:17 PM  
content.answers.com

Uncle Jemima: "Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content, and that's per volume."

Sammy: "What the hell does that mean?"

Uncle Jemima: [swatting at cartoon birds] "That means you get farked up for less money!"
 
2008-02-20 03:08:54 PM  
*opens a bottle of Löwenbräu*

Ahhhhh. The little dots make it taste even better.
 
2008-02-20 03:13:14 PM  
Two equally sh*tty beers. I mean that, no hyperbole.
 
2008-02-20 03:26:54 PM  
I never understood what people saw (or tasted) in Heineken. At least not enough to justify its price.
 
2008-02-20 03:44:26 PM  
I personally prefer Skittlebrau. Beer and candy in one bottle.
 
2008-02-20 03:58:27 PM  
Heineken? If I wanted that flavor in my mouth, i'd lick this fellas backside.
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2008-02-21 05:29:19 AM  
Jimmy_Fartpants: Heineken? If I wanted that flavor in my mouth, i'd lick this fellas backside.


it's all personal taste...

When I drink lighter beers like that I don't taste skunk so much as marijuana buds.

hehh.
 
2008-02-21 01:25:13 PM  
MoreCowbell!: Jimmy_Fartpants: Heineken? If I wanted that flavor in my mouth, i'd lick this fellas backside.


it's all personal taste...

When I drink lighter beers like that I don't taste skunk so much as marijuana buds.

hehh.


lawl. They don't call it skunk-weed for nuthin' ;)
 
2008-02-21 02:52:14 PM  
Jimmy_Fartpants: Heineken? If I wanted that flavor in my mouth, i'd lick this fellas backside.

LOL, seriously! I saw my very first real life skunk a few months ago, and no kidding, the first thing I thought, before I even saw him, was, damn, why the hell does it smell like Heineken out here?!
 
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