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(WMTW)   Teenager pulls starter pistol on video clerk because he refused to rent him porn   (wmtw.com) divider line 51
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2002-10-29 06:35:14 PM  
GIMME ALL THE COCK AND BALL TORTURE DVDS!!!! NOW!!!!
 
2002-10-29 08:47:13 PM  
I guess he doesn't have the internet at home.
 
2002-10-29 08:52:06 PM  
wow thats a real in depth article there...
 
2002-10-29 08:52:30 PM  
"Police say the clerk thought the gun was real and ran out of the building in a panic. So did the boy, who was arrested a short time later."

So he was like "OMG THE STARTER GUN SUDDENLY BECAME REAL AHHHHHH (runs)"
 
2002-10-29 08:52:38 PM  
He's shootin blanks.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Had to.
 
2002-10-29 08:53:36 PM  
Dont get between a man and his porn.

Thats like getting between Rosie O'Donnel and a sangwich.

Yes, like Tony Montana would say, sangwich.
 
2002-10-29 08:54:01 PM  
Your money-shots or your life!
 
2002-10-29 08:55:19 PM  
They should have arrested the clerk.
 
2002-10-29 08:56:09 PM  
Jeez kid, ever hear of the internet?
 
2002-10-29 09:01:13 PM  
*Sigh*
Sometimes I wonder about people.
 
2002-10-29 09:02:45 PM  
The kid is lucky he is not dead or beaten very badly!
 
2002-10-29 09:03:39 PM  
Maybe the guy ran out of the store 'cause the kid fired the starter pistol and yelled "AND, THEY'RE OFF!!!

Yep. Nothin'.
 
2002-10-29 09:04:02 PM  
CrazyDiseasedCow I often wonder about dogs. Why do they pretend to like us? Why don't they assume their true forms in front of humans? Why did they come to our planet in the first place?
 
2002-10-29 09:04:44 PM  
I could have imagined the cop's response...

Cop: "Put your hands where I can see 'em!"
(boy shows his hands to the cop)
Cop: "Er, never mind..." *sets his gun down*
 
2002-10-29 09:06:06 PM  
The answer to your last question, Guy Innagorillasuit, is that they came to our planet for biscuits. Duh. Oh, and to hump our sweet, sweet legs.
 
2002-10-29 09:07:07 PM  
free porn = usenet
no safety filters on that shiat
 
2002-10-29 09:07:08 PM  
Guy Innagorillasuit - Lol
 
2002-10-29 09:08:55 PM  
cut the boy some slack, hes a confused young man, comming into his own... literaly
 
2002-10-29 09:10:40 PM  
Actually, I've thought of pulling a pistol on Blockbuster employees when they put restricted viewing stickers on random anime tapes...
 
2002-10-29 09:11:39 PM  
Seems justifiable to me.

The farking clerk is lucky he didn't get shot.
 
2002-10-29 09:11:59 PM  
The boy is obviously a Farker.
 
2002-10-29 09:12:34 PM  
lol. I thought the invention of the internet made robbing stores for porn obsolete...
 
2002-10-29 09:14:17 PM  
At least they can't blame this one one those "violent" video games. Video-store clerks are at the root of this problem!
 
2002-10-29 09:14:52 PM  
"So, what are you in for?"
"I stuck-up a porno shop."
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was just too . . hot."
"Yes . . yes you are, big boy."
"And now I'm in for the long stretch."
"You better believe it."
(*cue: bad Seventies jazz*)
 
2002-10-29 09:17:03 PM  
MY BAD!!

I just wanted some porn dammit! >.<
 
2002-10-29 09:22:49 PM  
That guy *really* likes his porn.
 
2002-10-29 09:25:14 PM  
That's pretty bad when you not only can't get real sex, you can't get porn with a gun.
 
2002-10-29 09:30:47 PM  
so the clerk was rather like the guy in the office in jackass who was scared shiatless and ran for it.
 
2002-10-29 09:31:33 PM  
The Blockbuster in my 'hood used to put a Youth Restricted Viewing sticker on Grave of the Fireflies, quite possibly the saddest film (and one of the best made animes) known to man.
 
2002-10-29 09:33:43 PM  
From boston.com...

Police said the boy put on a Halloween mask and placed a half dozen adult movies on the counter before the clerk after the other customers left Action Video on Monday afternoon.

Puts a new spin on "trick or treat", doncha think?
 
2002-10-29 09:40:18 PM  
I was robbed once at gunpoint in a video store. Except it ended a little differently...they caught him, I had to identify him in a lineup, and he committed suicide in his cell, 'cause it was a 3 strikes you're out case. Creepy.
 
2002-10-29 09:56:54 PM  
Now Beaver, you know what you did wrong don't you.

Yes Dad, I shouldn't have taken the porn, just the money.

Yes son.
 
2002-10-29 10:03:23 PM  
Stupid little wanker. Kids have no f*ckin imagination these days. Robbing a video store for porn...back in my day..........nevermind.
 
2002-10-29 10:03:28 PM  
IT'S A TRAP!
 
2002-10-29 10:16:13 PM  
If the fap doesn't fit, you must aquit.
 
2002-10-29 10:44:35 PM  
Heh. I knew a guy once that actually took a job at a gas station in a bad part of town so he could shoot someone. Maybe he should try video stores?
 
2002-10-29 10:52:43 PM  
He must have been really horny.
 
2002-10-29 11:06:44 PM  
You just don't deny a young man quality porn.
 
2002-10-29 11:20:48 PM  
...ahhh, the good old days of unrepressed teenaged agnst...
 
2002-10-29 11:32:33 PM  
Coming soon to an art gallery near you: Arseboy does Prison.
 
2002-10-29 11:44:40 PM  
shortest. article. ever.
 
2002-10-30 12:12:15 AM  
<randal>

Bunch of savages in this town.

</randal>
 
2002-10-30 01:20:44 AM  
actually, dogs don't think they're people, they think we're dogs...
 
2002-10-30 01:33:38 AM  
Or another way to coin this story is. A boy and his p0rn: how a good thing turned bad. A novel by "----"
 
2002-10-30 01:41:44 AM  
A Man has gotta have his porn!

------
krhn3: hey lets drill a little hole in the back of your Focus and go get a nice rifle
karma909808: hahaha
karma909808: I've already got the rifle
krhn3: I always wanted to be a copycat criminal.... hehehe..
krhn3: McSniper
karma909808: HAH
karma909808: McSniper
karma909808: that rules
 
2002-10-30 01:58:36 AM  
I'm not even supposed to be here today...
 
2002-10-30 04:27:27 AM  
Great way to get yourself shot... Hold someone up with a started gun,,, he better hope he is a fast runner,,, he will need it for prison.
 
2002-10-30 04:43:41 AM  
People just don't understand.. male teenagers (this goes tripple for fat/nerd/etc)NEED, and i mean farkING NEED porn to survive.

Slap his wrist and let him slap his balogna in piece.
 
2002-10-30 07:37:49 AM  
Nick Nolte pulled a gun on himself, and was forced to watch himself do himself.
 
2002-10-30 09:05:20 AM  
I work at a porn store. The place has been around for 6 years and has never been robbed/held up (for money, people try to shoplift all the time). I think it's because we have such a huge selection and get so many new movies that potential robbers either #1) get distracted by our rows upon rows of porn and/or #2) realize that if they rob us, they won't ever be able to come back and rent from us. I think some of our customers rob other stores to pay their late fees at ours.
 
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