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(Al Dente Blog)   Believe it or not, it's been a decade of Jared for Subway. It's kind of like the Third Reich of crappy fastfood advertisement   (aldenteblog.com) divider line 267
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2008-02-19 12:53:02 PM  
I'd like to know how much money this guy's made.
 
2008-02-19 12:55:05 PM  
Pocket Ninja: I'd like to know how much money this guy's made.

He was still waiting tables at a Buca diBepo about five years ago... so, not that much I guess.

On another note... who the "F" goes to Subway for BREAKFAST? Yeeesh....
 
2008-02-19 12:57:14 PM  
F*ck that hamburger hating motherf*cker.
 
2008-02-19 12:59:46 PM  
Pocket Ninja: I'd like to know how much money this guy's made.

I hope it was worth signing his entire life away. Subways owns him.
 
2008-02-19 01:01:19 PM  
I like Subway
 
2008-02-19 01:01:52 PM  
jared is ugly...
 
2008-02-19 01:03:08 PM  
My company used have the IT contract for a guy that owned a bunch of Subway franchises. He told us that Subway can't let Jared get fat again so if he wants to keep his endorsement deals he has to work out with the Subway trainers X amount of hours a week and they actually have someone preparing most of his meals.

He was awesome to work for though we always got free Subway food because he liked our work so much. We ate there probably 3 lunches a week. Dear god the buffalo chicken sub was we good I think I ate it everyday for a month.
 
2008-02-19 01:03:50 PM  
My wife brought this to my attention last night, and damn, did I feel old. I'd have sworn it was only 5 years or so ago it all started, but time keeps on ticking, I guess (into the future, some might say).
 
2008-02-19 01:06:58 PM  
I say nay to your "crappy fast food" comment, submitter. Subway food stuffs are a great alternative to 500 calorie burgers and french fries. Besides, who doesn't love a good sammich just the way you want it?
 
2008-02-19 01:08:27 PM  
I'd rather be the worlds fattest fatass than the worlds biggest sell-out.

Putting himself out there like that to be ridiculed just makes him even more fat, on the inside.
 
2008-02-19 01:15:36 PM  
Well no matter how he did it, I'm proud of the little sellout.

/Go Jared!
//And while we're at it:
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///Just get that outta the way right now.
 
2008-02-19 01:25:50 PM  
Dude...did you GOODWIN Jared from Subway?? How?
 
2008-02-19 01:29:58 PM  
RocketRod: Pocket Ninja: I'd like to know how much money this guy's made.
He was still waiting tables at a Buca diBepo about five years ago... so, not that much I guess.


www.autothing.com

Yeah, but don't forget about all the great perks.
 
2008-02-19 01:31:00 PM  
I saw Jared get beligerently drunk at a Pacer's game last season. He used the "Do you know who I am?" line with a person who told him to calm down and sit down. He's a farking twit. On the other hand, his dad is a nice guy.
 
2008-02-19 01:42:56 PM  
I saw him chase down and beat up a small girl for her bag of Skittles once.
 
2008-02-19 01:44:25 PM  
I knew Jared's Enema Jockey. He said you could eat off the guy's colon - and that he'd pay you for the favor.
 
2008-02-19 02:18:52 PM  
I heard that Jared was wanted for questioning in the death of the "Where's the beef?" woman.
 
2008-02-19 02:19:31 PM  
Zarkin Frood: Well no matter how he did it, I'm proud of the little sellout.

/Go Jared!
//And while we're at it:

///Just get that outta the way right now.


did you just trun this into a fat thread?
 
2008-02-19 02:20:13 PM  
Wait, being a sellout is worse than being fat? Sounds like cognitive dissonance to me, fatty.
 
2008-02-19 02:20:18 PM  
I heard he has AIDS. South Park told me.....10 years ago.
 
GCD
2008-02-19 02:20:25 PM  
www.harrahs.com

/'nuff said.
 
2008-02-19 02:20:38 PM  
Jared's ads were not the problem. it was the subay locak market around michigan taht was running the ad for a similar case of a guy up in Traverse City - "now my friends call me BONES"

I'm sure other michiganer's know/remember what I am talking about.
 
2008-02-19 02:20:45 PM  
Wow, he's right up there with the Canadian Tire Guy. He might actually be ahead of him now, becuase the Canadian Tire guy gets to be just a regular guy these days.
 
2008-02-19 02:21:14 PM  
And, I can't spell.
 
2008-02-19 02:21:26 PM  
m.assetbar.com

m.assetbar.com
 
2008-02-19 02:22:02 PM  
trunkwontopen: Jared's ads were not the problem. it was the subay locak market around michigan taht was running the ad for a similar case of a guy up in Traverse City - "now my friends call me BONES"

I'm sure other michiganer's know/remember what I am talking about.


NOBODY knows what your talking about!
 
2008-02-19 02:22:04 PM  
"Only in America can someone become famous just because they go from being a big fat ass to not being a big fat ass."
 
Ant
2008-02-19 02:22:19 PM  
I hate Subway. Quiznos is way better
 
2008-02-19 02:22:21 PM  
You know who else didn't like people who didn't eat ham?

www.firstworldwar.com
 
2008-02-19 02:22:50 PM  
trunkwontopen: And, I can't spell.

I was reading that and just squinting thinking it would make sense to me. I'm happy to know that you are just drunk typing.
 
2008-02-19 02:23:03 PM  
Believe it or not, this should be a paid advertisement for Fark.

Aside from the, oh, Jeebus, show me a missing cute blonde!!!

It's been thirty seconds since I glimpsed CNN!!
 
2008-02-19 02:23:12 PM  
he has millions, theres no way he was waiting tables five years ago. One national campaign can ear an actor 6 figures, and he has had many national campaigns a year for ten years.
 
2008-02-19 02:23:27 PM  
Gunny Highway: "Only in America can someone become famous just because they go from being a big fat ass to not being a big fat ass."

The guy lost like 245lbs. That's a pretty big deal.
 
2008-02-19 02:24:03 PM  
trunkwontopen: And, I can't spell.

this is fark; no one can spell
 
2008-02-19 02:24:12 PM  
Babbs: Gunny Highway: "Only in America can someone become famous just because they go from being a big fat ass to not being a big fat ass."

The guy lost like 245lbs. That's a pretty big deal.


I guess it is a BIG deal! hahahaha......I suck.
 
2008-02-19 02:24:14 PM  
I heard that he's a porn freak. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2008-02-19 02:24:19 PM  
Come on aren't we being a little harsh on the third reich?
 
2008-02-19 02:24:22 PM  
RocketRod Bucca's? Really? Ya think Chubway would forbid that, or @ least buy him out with an across-the-board conflict, then again I ran into "Cliff From Ihop" trying to book a Budweiser spot when they had him all over the place, so maybe not so much
 
2008-02-19 02:24:23 PM  
overlord_mike
fat thread?

You asked for it, LOL

i202.photobucket.com
 
2008-02-19 02:24:28 PM  
Strange...last time I was in Subway I saw his poster and said to my friend, "Enough with this guy. We get it already. He ate Subway and lost weight. Are they ever going to come up with a new ad campaign." And then we decided that Subway must have him under some long term, dirt cheap contract. 10 years? Seems like 20!
 
2008-02-19 02:24:32 PM  
It's kind of like the Third Reich

You know who else was a health nut?
 
2008-02-19 02:24:38 PM  
PurpleAlienGiraffe: I say nay to your "crappy fast food" comment, submitter. Subway food stuffs are a great alternative to 500 calorie burgers and french fries. Besides, who doesn't love a good sammich just the way you want it?

You keep using that word....

Flavored bread is not a sandwich. A sandwich is supposed to have, you know, content in it. The local supermarket deli makes a huge sandwich for $7 that blows anything subway makes out of the water.
 
2008-02-19 02:24:46 PM  
I blame Jared for the continuing obesity epidemic in this country. Every time a fat guy sees those ads he thinks "So if I lose all this weight, I'm gonna look like that? Screw it, pass the lard."
 
2008-02-19 02:24:48 PM  
Babbs: Gunny Highway: "Only in America can someone become famous just because they go from being a big fat ass to not being a big fat ass."

The guy lost like 245lbs. That's a pretty big deal.


I eat well and never even weighed 245 lbs. So I must be a really big deal since I didn't get fat in the first place.
 
2008-02-19 02:24:55 PM  
overlord_mike: trunkwontopen: And, I can't spell.

this is fark; no one can spell


And people are quick to point it out, too.
 
2008-02-19 02:25:11 PM  
Babbs

So, how is the weather in Idaho this afternoon?

FarkedOver

Ha, Yeah. I only wish I was drunk. I would spell a lot better.
 
2008-02-19 02:25:43 PM  
subby...It's kind of like the Third Reich of crappy fastfood advertisement

i25.tinypic.com
 
2008-02-19 02:25:55 PM  
vincentpriceisdead: Pocket Ninja: I'd like to know how much money this guy's made.

I hope it was worth signing his entire life away. Subways owns him.


True. Met him a few years back. He was doing the county fair thing. Pretty nice guy. He was totally craving a corn dog at that moment, but alas, not in public. I bought one and ate it in front of him.
 
2008-02-19 02:26:05 PM  
RocketRod: On another note... who the "F" goes to Subway for BREAKFAST? Yeeesh....

Used to work right across the street from a Subway, went there every other morning for breakfast. The bacon and flying-disc-product-supposed-to-resemble-an-egg sandwiches were the best worst breakfast I've ever had. If you don't think about what you're eating, it's actually pretty good.

/Told my wife the same thing once
//Still healing
 
2008-02-19 02:26:12 PM  
www.ripten.com
 
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