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(Denver Post)   Fraternity pledges re-enact "Evil Dead" in motel room despite the absence of hazing and baby oil   (denverpost.com) divider line 197
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2008-02-19 11:36:32 AM  
The room was permeated with the odor of young men satisfying each other.
 
2008-02-19 11:42:01 AM  
I don't remember any coffee pots of urine in the Evil Dead.
 
2008-02-19 11:46:27 AM  
Well played subby, I tried for about 30 seconds to come up with a headline that did this justice.... had nuttin.

Evil Dead? Classy.
 
2008-02-19 11:47:59 AM  
absoluteparanoia: I don't remember any coffee pots of urine in the Evil Dead.

You have to watch the special edition DVD
 
2008-02-19 11:48:06 AM  
Kevin Costner was a Delta Chi. Just saying.
 
2008-02-19 12:02:07 PM  
Where was the tree-rape?
 
2008-02-19 12:04:10 PM  
Ah fraternities, giving white males a chance to work out all those homosexual yearnings yet still allowing them the chance to proclaim themselves straight since the 19th century.
 
2008-02-19 12:05:35 PM  
The homoeroticism was strong in them.
 
2008-02-19 12:08:47 PM  
kronicfeld: Where was the tree-rape?

It was consensual. The tree was asking for it...showing off all that bark and whatnot.
 
2008-02-19 12:40:48 PM  
"Jack of Diamonds, Jack of Clubs, Raaa...Chad, stop peeing in the coffee pot, really.

...Now, where was I? Oh yeah: WE ARE THE THINGS THAT WERE AND SHALL BE..."
 
2008-02-19 01:22:14 PM  
This sounds more like a "brothers' party" than a pledge party.
 
2008-02-19 02:15:13 PM  
Damn pledges.

/frat boy
//alumni fundraiser, chapter advisor, all-around bad influence
 
2008-02-19 02:41:57 PM  
kronicfeld: Where was the tree-rape?

I came in here to ask that too.
 
2008-02-19 03:29:56 PM  
soze: Damn pledges.

/frat boy
//alumni fundraiser, chapter advisor, all-around bad influence


When the hell did you purchase a penis?
 
2008-02-19 03:30:26 PM  
FARK. I hate seeing my own fraternity involved in this - stupid thing to do.
 
2008-02-19 03:31:16 PM  
FTA: and found destroyed furniture in two adjoining rooms, large holes in the walls, blood and vomit throughout, and a coffee pot full of urine.

Amateurs.
 
2008-02-19 03:31:32 PM  
You see, it's things like this that make us think that y'all are sorta fruity and dumbass-y.
 
2008-02-19 03:31:35 PM  
i87.photobucket.com

/obscure
 
2008-02-19 03:33:02 PM  
In college I could never join a frat because of all the latent homosexuality. I remember in my freshman year I was touring some frat houses out of curiosity, and they had some sort of 'rent a hot tub' out back that was crammed full of shirtless frat dudes. I mean, it was jammed packed, there could hardly have been any water in here just half naked dudes pressing against each other. And one of the brothers said to me 'pledges cannot go in the hot tub until after they become brothers'.

I never went back.
 
2008-02-19 03:34:32 PM  
Sounds hot.
 
2008-02-19 03:34:40 PM  
This Is Bold Text: kronicfeld: Where was the tree-rape?

I came in here to ask that too.


Same.
 
2008-02-19 03:34:56 PM  
They're going to crack open a cold one.

/Oh yes I did.
 
2008-02-19 03:35:45 PM  
BlorfMaster: In college I could never join a frat because of all the latent homosexuality. I remember in my freshman year I was touring some frat houses out of curiosity, and they had some sort of 'rent a hot tub' out back that was crammed full of shirtless frat dudes. I mean, it was jammed packed, there could hardly have been any water in here just half naked dudes pressing against each other. And one of the brothers said to me 'pledges cannot go in the hot tub until after they become brothers'.

I never went back.


OMG, THAT IS NOT GAY! NAKED MEN IS NOT GAY AT ALL! I'M NOT DEFENSIVE AT ALL! FRAT BOYS AREN'T GAY! NEVER GAY!
 
2008-02-19 03:35:52 PM  
The blood must have been from the savage assfarking going on. Most fraternities throw some sawdust down to catch the blood from bloody anuses.
 
2008-02-19 03:37:04 PM  
fireclown: You see, it's things like this that make us think that y'all are sorta fruity and dumbass-y.

I don't see how getting drunk and breaking shiat implies homosexuality in this case.
 
2008-02-19 03:37:06 PM  
Tards. FIPG member too. I wonder how much premiums are gonna go up for this?
 
2008-02-19 03:38:17 PM  
thats a crappy headline -1smitty
 
2008-02-19 03:38:17 PM  
FTFA
"The pledges were arrested early Sunday on suspicion of underage drinking and felony criminal mischief."

Ya think?
 
2008-02-19 03:38:21 PM  
A lot of latent homosexuals have major fantasies about what goes on in fraternity houses, apparently. Sexy.

/never in a fraternity
//too poor
///too anti-social
////too sexy
 
2008-02-19 03:38:48 PM  
Ah fraternities, giving white males a chance to work out all those homosexual yearnings yet still allowing them the chance to proclaim themselves straight since the 19th century.

Wha??!! Project much? Jealous? Exactly what in TFA gives you that idea?? Just some Pledge boozin' and trashing, just like my frat days (did I tell you about the time I went through a wall?)

Sorry no frat would take you. You're a loser.
 
2008-02-19 03:39:01 PM  
huszar!: fireclown: You see, it's things like this that make us think that y'all are sorta fruity and dumbass-y.

I don't see how getting drunk and breaking shiat implies homosexuality in this case.


Because they broke it in their asses!
 
2008-02-19 03:39:03 PM  
Tat'dGreaser
soze: Damn pledges.

/frat boy
//alumni fundraiser, chapter advisor, all-around bad influence

When the hell did you purchase a penis?


I lol'd

/points and giggles
 
2008-02-19 03:39:43 PM  
mark12A: Sorry no frat would take you. You're a loser.

Uh, lots of losers are in frats. Sorry, you lose.
 
2008-02-19 03:40:07 PM  
Too kinky for me. I'm not into blood or vomit.

I was never in a fraternity myself, but I'm dating a guy who was.
 
2008-02-19 03:40:15 PM  
i62.photobucket.com
 
2008-02-19 03:41:29 PM  
mark12A:
Wha??!! Project much? Jealous? Exactly what in TFA gives you that idea?? Just some Pledge boozin' and trashing, just like my frat days (did I tell you about the time I went through a wall?)

Sorry no frat would take you. You're a loser.


So do you walk bowlegged or with a limp?
 
2008-02-19 03:42:33 PM  
damn pledges....thats all.
 
2008-02-19 03:43:04 PM  
Oh, and people not in frats have been to wild parties, too.

You aren't unique, and you pay a lot of money.
 
2008-02-19 03:43:23 PM  
Not quite sure how this turned into a gay bashing thread...but, when in Rome
i238.photobucket.com
 
2008-02-19 03:43:24 PM  
So is everyone who was not a member of a fraternity convinced that everyone in a frat is gay.

>Not gay
>>Phi Kap
 
2008-02-19 03:43:31 PM  
fireclown: You see, it's things like this that make us think that y'all are sorta fruity and dumbass-y.

Let's not forget pissy!
 
2008-02-19 03:44:50 PM  
This is news? Stuff like that happened practically every week at my college with the fraternities. Brothers were always getting arrested and suspended. The only time their drunken homoerotic sex parties and hazing made it into the papers was when a pledge actually died, which happened a few times. Even then the prevailing attitude on campus was just, "Frats will be frats. What else is new."
 
2008-02-19 03:45:58 PM  
absoluteparanoia: I don't remember any coffee pots of urine in the Evil Dead.

You need to listen to the commentary on the director's cut. Right after the "Farewell To Arms" joke.
 
2008-02-19 03:46:14 PM  
The only time frats are not gay is when they're date raping freshman girls.
 
2008-02-19 03:46:55 PM  
logruszed: absoluteparanoia: I don't remember any coffee pots of urine in the Evil Dead.

You need to listen to the commentary on the director's cut. Right after the "Farewell To Arms" joke.


Could be wrong, but I think the "Farewell to Arms" bit was in Evil Dead 2. That was when he cut off his hand, no?
 
2008-02-19 03:47:03 PM  
tonesskin: mark12A: Sorry no frat would take you. You're a loser.

Uh, lots of losers are in frats. Sorry, you lose.


Gentlemen, please! You're both right. I was in a fraternity we just as many losers as decent people. The only times we actually ever got things done was when the good outnumbered the bad.

/Won't say which one I was...
 
2008-02-19 03:47:23 PM  
huszar!: fireclown: You see, it's things like this that make us think that y'all are sorta fruity and dumbass-y.

I don't see how getting drunk and breaking shiat implies homosexuality in this case.


What about compacting shiat?
 
2008-02-19 03:47:38 PM  
ddaug4uf: So is everyone who was not a member of a fraternity convinced that everyone in a frat is gay.

Not everyone, just most.
 
2008-02-19 03:47:44 PM  
Coming from a heavily (although I hear not so much any more) greek school, all I can say is that not all frat guys are douchebag meat-heads, but most douchebag meat-heads are frat boys. I could never see the appeal...

/psu
//i hear it's gotten better
 
2008-02-19 03:48:47 PM  
Nestea Plunge: The blood must have been from the savage assfarking going on. Most fraternities throw some sawdust stardust down to catch the blood from bloody anuses.

/FTFY
//makes the assfarking more magical
///penis
 
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