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(Bitten and Bound)   Jessica Alba is a flip flopper. She didn't want to be Latina and now she apparently does. She should think about going into politics   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 70
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2008-02-19 10:47:24 AM
We'll all be in our bunks, either way.
 
2008-02-19 12:08:40 PM
Some of the most beautiful, passionate women are hispanic, so why would she want to deny that?
 
2008-02-19 12:22:47 PM
Tatsuma: Some of the most beautiful, passionate women are hispanic, so why would she want to deny that?

Some of the most annoying, b*tchy women are also hispanic. I say that as a hispanic guy. So, you know, double-edged sword.
 
2008-02-19 12:33:43 PM
I'd flip it over and flop on it.
 
2008-02-19 12:36:00 PM
Latino or WASP, she's hot compared to American McGee.
 
2008-02-19 12:37:37 PM
Honey, you're knocked up and unmarried. You're Latina whether you like it or not.
 
2008-02-19 12:38:21 PM
Kome: Tatsuma: Some of the most beautiful, passionate women are hispanic, so why would she want to deny that?

Some of the most annoying, b*tchy women are also hispanic. I say that as a hispanic guy. So, you know, double-edged sword.


I have found the vast majority of younger hispanic women to be major biatches, with a superiority complex that makes Napoleon look like Ghandi. Those same ones also tend to bbe only about 1/3 as smart as they think they are.
 
2008-02-19 12:44:35 PM
I'm sleeping with an intelligent, hot Latina, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...

/she isn't biatchy, either
//well, not to me, that is...ymmv
 
2008-02-19 12:47:22 PM
Robert1966: I'm sleeping with an intelligent, hot Latina, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...

I've been doing that for three years, now, but I got one of the ones with the crazy-ass temper.

/It's not a turn on
//Just so you ladies know
///Seriously, it's not
 
2008-02-19 12:49:24 PM
Sultan Of Herf: Kome: Tatsuma: Some of the most beautiful, passionate women are hispanic, so why would she want to deny that?

Some of the most annoying, b*tchy women are also hispanic. I say that as a hispanic guy. So, you know, double-edged sword.

I have found the vast majority of younger hispanic women to be major biatches, with a superiority complex that makes Napoleon look like Ghandi. Those same ones also tend to bbe only about 1/3 as smart as they think they are.


Yup. My second girlfriend was a Latina. Ah... I was so young, and stupid. I thought it'd be a good idea. Well, lesson learned.
 
2008-02-19 12:52:19 PM
It's unfortunate that she would disown/deny her heritage, which indicates she's uncomfortable with who she is.
It's unfortunate that she's accepting her heritage, only playing damage control.
Its unfortunate that she doesn't realize she gets roles because of her looks, which she owes to her heritage, because it would be very unfortunate if she thinks she has any real acting ability.
 
2008-02-19 12:55:11 PM
What is Jessica Alba for that matter?
I mean, whatever she is, its definitely diluted.
If I were 20 years younger I'd pound that 'til next July.

/obscure?
 
2008-02-19 12:55:24 PM
Zarkin Frood: Honey, you're knocked up and unmarried. You're Latina whether you like it or not.

/Pass the screen cleaner please.
 
2008-02-19 12:57:51 PM
Well, I guess she's not uncomfortable with Cash's heritage. He's the son of Michael Warren on Hill Street Blues lol.
 
2008-02-19 01:00:38 PM
Zarkin Frood Honey, you're knocked up and unmarried. You're Latina whether you like it or not.

even deeper in love with you, i just fell.
 
2008-02-19 01:10:02 PM
I decided I'd force myself to watch "The Fantastic Four" the other day. I hadn't seen it or its sequel, and wanted to see if it was bad as I had heard.

What was really sad is they did hours of makeup and hair on her because she was the flavor of the month rather than using an actress who was naturally pale, blonde, and blue-eyed.

Oh, and the movie sucked as badly as I thought it would.
 
2008-02-19 01:22:52 PM
She didn't want to be Latina and now she apparently does.

What? Is she wearing a lot of blue eye shadow and teasing her hair up now?
 
2008-02-19 01:24:47 PM
She's a flip flopper who also starred in Flipper.
 
2008-02-19 01:26:13 PM
rbbass: She didn't want to be Latina and now she apparently does.

What? Is she wearing a lot of blue eye shadow and teasing her hair up now?


Don't forget tweezing her eyebrows and drawing them back on.

/runs away before the pictures start getting posted
 
2008-02-19 01:26:34 PM
I don't think I could possibly care less if she embraces her heritage or rejects it, whatever said heritage might be. It has no effect on weather I will watch her in a movie or do a splatter art make over of her photographs.

Honestly, who really gives a crap?
 
2008-02-19 01:28:53 PM
debug: I don't think I could possibly care less if she embraces her heritage or rejects it, whatever said heritage might be. It has no effect on weather I will watch her in a movie or do a splatter art make over of her photographs.

Honestly, who really gives a crap?


It's a slow day.

What else are we to biatch about?
 
2008-02-19 01:31:02 PM
I'm not Latino!! I want blonde hair and blue contacts!! waaa!! waaaa!!

Sounds like every other Hollywood starlet. Nicole Richie is half black, yet bleaches the crap out of her hair and tries to hide any hint of her heritage, every Jew in Hollywood wants to be blonde and blue eyed (hell even Natalie Portman dyed her hair recently)

All black actresses hate their natural black hair and sew painful weaves in to cover it up.

Everyone wants to be Nordic looking, and no one wants to admit it. Yay fake Hollywood.
 
2008-02-19 01:31:12 PM
"She is even wishing for a brown baby - her words, not ours."
I had the same wish too... and mine came true this morning, after breakfast.


"She is reportedly learning Spanish so that she can teach her children the language."
Oh come on, it's not like she can't afford maids.

/window seat
 
2008-02-19 01:34:06 PM
Does she have any Welsh in her?

Does she want some?
 
2008-02-19 01:35:31 PM
Hispanic women are total whores. But just don't call them that to their faces.
 
2008-02-19 01:36:20 PM
So half-Mexican/half-French and Danish makes you Latin@? I thought that only worked if you were black.
 
2008-02-19 01:38:04 PM
As a Hispanic woman, I am getting a kick out of these replies.

Also, I don't recall Alba ever denying her Hispanic "heritage"--it would kind of be difficult to do with a name that is, typically, Hispanic. But I may very well have missed something, what with all the stories on Lohan and Spears.

But let's review the checklist.

1. Knocked up while still unmarried.

Check.

2. Dyed hair blonde and really should not have.

Check.

3. Is sexy.

Check.

Yup, she's Hispanic.
 
2008-02-19 01:42:48 PM
Robert1966: I'm sleeping with an intelligent, hot Latina, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...

/she isn't biatchy, either
//well, not to me, that is...ymmv


Some are biatchy when they feel slighted and/or disrespected. For example, if they feel like they were demoted from gf or something.
 
2008-02-19 01:43:58 PM
Mega Steve:

What was really sad is they did hours of makeup and hair on her because she was the flavor of the month rather than using an actress who was naturally pale, blonde, and blue-eyed.


So she wore blue contacts to obscure her Latin(a) heritage, just like MacGuyver?

/Obscure?
 
2008-02-19 01:46:14 PM
America\\\'s Next Top Model 2008-02-19 01:31:02 PM
\\\"Sounds like every other Hollywood starlet. Nicole Richie is half black, yet bleaches the crap out of her hair and tries to hide any hint of her heritage.\\\"

Actually she isn\\\'t half black. She is not Lionel Richie\\\'s biological kid she was adopted by Lionel and his wife. She is the daughter of one of the members of his band and the Richie\\\'s took her in as a baby. It was suppose to be temporary but her parents never took her back and the Richie\\\'s adopted her.
 
2008-02-19 01:48:00 PM
i'm an intelligent decent looking latina so i'm really getting a kick out of these replies

jessica alba has stated several times that her family didn't speak spanish cause they didn't want to be treated differently. there's nothing she can do about that. not her fault. happens to a lot of families, hispanic and non. not her fault but it's funny that now that she's knocked up she's actually talking about being of hispanic heritage.

and anyway, her career is over. pretty girl but terrible actress. she's not engaged to a movie star. over and out.

just another unmarried knocked up cochina.
 
2008-02-19 01:52:19 PM
stevie1der:
Don't forget tweezing her eyebrows and drawing them back on.

/runs away before the pictures start getting posted


I actually saw an eyebrow-painting kiosk (complete with pics of latina celebs you could choose your style from) at a mall this weekend.

Farking scary.
 
2008-02-19 01:52:29 PM
America's Next Top Model
Everyone wants to be Nordic looking, and no one wants to admit it. Yay fake Hollywood.

Yeah, collagen injections, fake tans and butt implants are about looking Nordic.
 
2008-02-19 01:53:44 PM
X_Raraavis: America\\\'s Next Top Model 2008-02-19 01:31:02 PM
\\\"Sounds like every other Hollywood starlet. Nicole Richie is half black, yet bleaches the crap out of her hair and tries to hide any hint of her heritage.\\\"

Actually she isn\\\'t half black. She is not Lionel Richie\\\'s biological kid she was adopted by Lionel and his wife. She is the daughter of one of the members of his band and the Richie\\\'s took her in as a baby. It was suppose to be temporary but her parents never took her back and the Richie\\\'s adopted her.


Yes she isn't Lionel Richie's biological daughter, but she is still half-black. Look at photos before she tried to make herseuf look like an ASU sorority girl and it's pretty obvious. Dark skin, kinky hair, actually pretty good looking. Now she looks like crap.
 
2008-02-19 01:54:49 PM
Jessica Alba is a flip flopper. She didn't want to be Latina and now she apparently does. She should think about going into politics


That's called "pulling a Loretta Sanchez".
 
2008-02-19 01:58:04 PM
Dreaded_South: America's Next Top Model
Everyone wants to be Nordic looking, and no one wants to admit it. Yay fake Hollywood.

Yeah, collagen injections, fake tans and butt implants are about looking Nordic.


Are you trying to say that fake tans are to look ethnic? The fake tan is to look like the white sorority girl who spent her summer in Hawaii.

Full lips are considered attractive in all cultures. And who has butt implants besides Kim Kardashian? LOL.
 
2008-02-19 02:00:55 PM
America's Next Top Model
Are you trying to say that fake tans are to look ethnic? The fake tan is to look like the white sorority girl who spent her summer in Hawaii.
Full lips are considered attractive in all cultures. And who has butt implants besides Kim Kardashian? LOL.


Don't try to put words in my mouth. Big butts, big lips and dark skin are not Nordic qualities.
 
2008-02-19 02:01:25 PM
I came here for the pics. I am disappointed.
 
2008-02-19 02:02:53 PM
Bukharin's Lady Friend: i'm an intelligent decent looking latina

Yes...you are.

/Que pasa, mommy.
 
2008-02-19 02:13:42 PM
Let's get this thread on the right track...

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2008-02-19 02:16:07 PM
I would give her the best 15 seconds of her life
 
2008-02-19 02:21:43 PM
Hmm, hard to argue about the latina thing, I mean she does have that small man-ass...
 
2008-02-19 02:25:09 PM
Jessica Alba is a flip flopper. She didn't want to be Latina and now she apparently does. She should think about going into politics down on me.
 
2008-02-19 02:29:17 PM
Jessica Alba is hispanic? When did this happen?
 
2008-02-19 02:31:27 PM
FlatusJones: Robert1966: I'm sleeping with an intelligent, hot Latina, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...

I've been doing that for three years, now, but I got one of the ones with the crazy-ass temper.

/It's not a turn on
//Just so you ladies know
///Seriously, it's not


I'm dating a Japanese women with a fierce temper. I live in fear of her getting into an argument with her when knives are around. Really not excited for the first time she stabs me. I guess she missed out on the subserviant asain female thing. Still a great girl.

/was a little sad that "things" weren't sideways though
 
2008-02-19 02:32:03 PM
mmmmmm...Jessica Alba flip-flopping on my bed....mmmmm
 
2008-02-19 02:38:02 PM
TheNewJesus
Hmm, hard to argue about the latina thing, I mean she does have that small man-ass...

I really can't tell if you're joking, so... you're wrong. (pops, bikini pic)
 
2008-02-19 02:39:35 PM
El Farquistador: I would give her the best 15 seconds of her my life

Fixed that for you...because if you were there, there is no possible way it would be the best 15 seconds of her life.
 
2008-02-19 02:41:49 PM
I bet her swelling crotch-goblin pouch probably gave her a fright. A sneak preview of the dumpy Hispanic housewife genes burgeoning under the surface.
 
2008-02-19 02:57:48 PM
She is even wishing for a brown baby -- WTF?!?!

Alba, 26, fears being type cast as a sex kitten and wants to be taken seriously in future film roles -- gain 20 pds, don't work out and wear makeup (essentially look like Cybil Sheppard) and you may get your wish.

She's HAWT, so I 4give her stupidity.
 
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