Heather Mills' biggest problem these days? Finding someone to color-coordinate her legs.

radioman_: Heather Mills' biggest problem these days? Finding someone to color-coordinate her legs.

"There were a few spare prosthetic legs on a chair."

Perhaps so.

submitter: Heather Mills' biggest problem these days?

Finding someone who gives a shiat?

Finding an even richer sucker she can whore herself out to?

Does she get her pedicures for half price?

She's the scam artist of the decade. And the worst part is, she won.

Epsilon: She's the scam artist of the decade. And the worst part is, she won.



If you call $100 million winning.

Heather Mills' biggest problem these days? Finding someone to colour-coordinate her bras.

With all the money she just won in that divorce,I figured she'd have a leg up on it.

foil helmet guy: Epsilon: She's the scam artist of the decade. And the worst part is, she won.



If you call $100 million winning.

yeah, I would certainly call that winning.

funny, i would have thought it would be having one leg....nobody cares about the monoped whore

I'm not a Heather Mills fan, but I do think it's pretty tacky that this lady ran to the presses as soon as she picked up that last paycheck. She pretty much killed off any chance she had of getting any big name clients when she showed that she was incapable of keeping quiet about who she sees & what her clients say.

not at all tacky, tok-i-o. heather mills said "lawyers are the scum of the earth". it may or may not be so, but why did she insist on suing for so much money then? why not just ask sir paul for a 5mil pound payment and be off? after all "it's not about the money, i'm already a millionairess".

proteus_b: not at all tacky, tok-i-o. heather mills said "lawyers are the scum of the earth". it may or may not be so, but why did she insist on suing for so much money then? why not just ask sir paul for a 5mil pound payment and be off? after all "it's not about the money, i'm already a millionairess".

Oh I believe that she should be poked fun at, but this is a slightly different situation. This is a person who is not only paid for a service, but is also paid to stay quiet about the person she is performing that service for. If Mills had been throwing her fake leg at her, then that would be slightly different, but she wasn't. The only reason I'm saying anything somewhat in her defense is because the girl violated the privacy of her client by immediately coming & taking that information to the media. If the girl had felt threatened, then she would have a right to report it (somewhat), but it sounds like this is just a case of the manicurist trying to overhype something to make a quick buck.

tokyo,

i don't know if she is paid for her silence. if indeed she signed something saying she'd be quiet, that was indeed dumb, as heather mills will just sue her for all she's worth. for the children. if she didn't break any contract, good on her for getting a little money at mills' expense.

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... and his clinging wife doesn't understand...

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