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2008-02-16 07:42:59 PM  
I'll jump in on the "WTF is up with these women having sex with 13 year olds?" bandwagon. There's a cornucopia of reasons not to go there, #1 being that it's wrong.
 
2008-02-16 07:47:46 PM  
Sounds like a job for Josh Ramsey...VD Caseworker!
 
2008-02-16 07:51:42 PM  
I have so already farked her.

NOW I know why my pee pee hurts.
 
2008-02-16 07:55:54 PM  
Jim Morrison's Corpse: Prince_Nez: She cleans up ok...

Why so serious?


I like the pouty look. Unfortunately for me that means I end up with a lot of biatches.
 
2008-02-16 08:00:31 PM  
thats a sad case. she is the best looking girl in middletown.
 
2008-02-16 08:02:11 PM  
So, if as an adult, you boink a 13-year-old, somehow it's the world's business that you've got chlamydia?
 
2008-02-16 08:07:09 PM  
Since when is it ok for an woman to have sex with a boy, but it is not ok for a man to have consensual sex with a girl. Why the double standard? It is just as wrong both ways.
 
2008-02-16 08:07:31 PM  
THIS THREAD:
i191.photobucket.com
 
2008-02-16 08:08:23 PM  
Egalitarian: I'll jump in on the "WTF is up with these women having sex with 13 year olds?" bandwagon. There's a cornucopia of reasons not to go there, #1 being that it's wrong.

Maybe she is crazy?
 
2008-02-16 08:19:26 PM  
Hmmm - I've been thinking,... maybe she should stop smoking crack.
 
2008-02-16 08:22:24 PM  
"The boy had not known Hollandsworth's last name."

Word.
 
2008-02-16 08:26:27 PM  
It's easy not to worry about getting STD's when you give them.
 
2008-02-16 08:29:06 PM  
Trixie_Belden: chlamydia does NOT go away on it's own.

imfallen_angel: If you had it and didn't get it treated, you might be a carrier, which is exactly which this crap is still around.

This was 5 years ago.
I was tested a few months after the fact, and it was gone.
I did not take antibiotics, therefore it went away on it's own. Unless you experts think the doctor were wrong.
 
2008-02-16 08:46:15 PM  
Scott77: So, if as an adult, you boink a 13-year-old, somehow it's the world's business that you've got chlamydia?

Well if you can transmit something to someone else by not washing up after you pee, then yes. Or at least identify it and be quietly treated. Chlamydia not likely, but chicken pox or various other far nastier diseases? We might want to be a little informed.
 
2008-02-16 08:50:24 PM  
i70.photobucket.com
 
2008-02-16 09:10:41 PM  
Dear Penthouse...

Kat: So, I didn't understand how it was possible for these women to be attracted to such young boys, until last night.

My cousin's neighboor came over looking to get a ride to a party, I assumed he was 18 and a senior. He was cute. I was like, I'd rock that cradle. Then I asked him what grade he was in. EIGHTH. He was like 6'2' wtf?
 
2008-02-16 09:13:53 PM  
I don't know if I'd hit it. I'd sure get it nekkid and take pictures. Maybe start with a robe and a wizard hat.

I'm having a hard time understanding how her "friends" "talked her into it".

C'mon, it'll be so cute! Bang the little kids, you'll make their day!

I mean, hey, if they said "the kid looks rich, have sex with him so i can go through his wallet" at least the story would make sense. But why say "friends talked her into it" with no explanation?
 
2008-02-16 09:36:17 PM  
Unbelievable...

She looks like exactly like a 20-year-old version of my 13-year-old neighbor.

/Not joking
//Seriously, she does
///Wouldn't hit it
////Only because of disease
//Otherwise, hit it
 
2008-02-16 09:55:42 PM  
fanbladesaresharp: Scott77: So, if as an adult, you boink a 13-year-old, somehow it's the world's business that you've got chlamydia?

Well if you can transmit something to someone else by not washing up after you pee, then yes. Or at least identify it and be quietly treated. Chlamydia not likely, but chicken pox or various other far nastier diseases? We might want to be a little informed.


Makes a lot of sense...

If someone calls 911 and asks for emergency medical service, and tells me they are HIV positive, for example, I'm prohibited from telling emergency responders due to confidentiality. Yet somehow it's OK to broadcast the health situation of people who have been arrested?

Whatever.
 
2008-02-16 10:02:44 PM  
allestelle: Count me in as wondering why this wasn't "date rape," because if she was under the influence and two 13 year old boys had sex with her maybe she really wasn't consenting. We have no idea how big these 13 year olds were, but I knew and know of a lot of large 13 year olds. As a female who is 4'11" and 100 lbs, I sadly doubt my ability to fight off a 13 year old... But in a court of law, who is going to believe a 20 year old who had sex with a 12 year old boy, even if that was the case.

www.artfulgift.com

You're really reaching. Read the article.
 
2008-02-16 10:12:52 PM  
Get her cleaned up of the STD, and i'd hit it with the angry fist of god
 
2008-02-16 10:27:57 PM  
Zarkin Frood: And you're right, it's called "ephebophilia", but I figured not too many farkers would know that
s


Are you kidding? It comes up with tedious regularity in every kiddiepoking thread.
 
2008-02-16 10:32:08 PM  
Scott77: fanbladesaresharp: Scott77: So, if as an adult, you boink a 13-year-old, somehow it's the world's business that you've got chlamydia?

Well if you can transmit something to someone else by not washing up after you pee, then yes. Or at least identify it and be quietly treated. Chlamydia not likely, but chicken pox or various other far nastier diseases? We might want to be a little informed.

Makes a lot of sense...

If someone calls 911 and asks for emergency medical service, and tells me they are HIV positive, for example, I'm prohibited from telling emergency responders due to confidentiality. Yet somehow it's OK to broadcast the health situation of people who have been arrested?

Whatever.


Yeah it's a little bit of a headache trying to figure out why that makes any sense. Unless say, the local health officials thought it important enough that by broadcasting the fact she has the condition in attempt to get people that had physical contact with here to come forth. I was also thinking about a certain TB jetsetter douchebag lately.
 
2008-02-16 10:39:31 PM  
drevil877: "Middletown woman accused of transmitting to teen chlamydia."

THAT is an editor from the Midwest. Sounds like my great-Uncle, who famously said "Go throw the cow over the fence cornstalks."
 
2008-02-16 10:57:13 PM  
Sorry if I am a lawyer I am immediately claiming that she was incapacitated at the time of the crime and that in fact she was raped by the men involved. Then I immediately take a plea for rehab.
 
2008-02-16 10:57:55 PM  
A quick trip to the doc, a little shot and turn her back out for sex education in junior high.. what the hell, I bet that kid was ear to ear smiles till the drippy dick caught up with him... oh well, nuff said
 
2008-02-16 11:02:50 PM  

If someone calls 911 and asks for emergency medical service, and tells me they are HIV positive, for example, I'm prohibited from telling emergency responders due to confidentiality. Yet somehow it's OK to broadcast the health situation of people who have been arrested?

Whatever.


It's certainly legitimate to bring this topic up in court, as she gave an STD to someone who was barely a teenager. And I can see how the media mentions it because her crime had worse effects than such cases usually produce. If you spread a disease to someone in the course of committing a crime, I don't have a problem with that fact becoming known.

Other than that though
i129.photobucket.com
 
2008-02-16 11:11:13 PM  
www.zteamproductions.com
I beat you here! I'm your cheerleader, remember? This morning, in the car? I gave you the clap!

/Might be obscure...definitely a cult classic!!
 
2008-02-16 11:17:33 PM  
/no comment
 
2008-02-16 11:20:01 PM  
for those that mention how some kids look a LOT older than they really are... I have one experience in reference to this.

A place where I lived ended up with a bunch of drugged up low lives on the higher floors (3 apartment building, one per floor). I was 21-22 if I remember right.

Anyways, one day during the afternoon I'm working on my bike (motorcycle) and the kids from upstairs is talking to this guy, which, I assumed was a friend of the "family", probably waiting to buy some dope of the "father", who (I learned later) was asleep upstairs.

Si they start making stupid comments, which I ignored and continued working on the bike. They start talking louder, and are just being asshats... I just let it be for a while, then them them that I'm not interested and busy.

I got a rock thrown in my face, and the guy (visiting) is starding there laughing with another rock in his hand.

I tell him that it's more than enough and get the hell out of my face, which, of course, he comes around and gets in my face.

I warn him once, he starts talking crap, I warn him twice, he steps in closer, I them him a third time that no matter hom though he thinks he is, that he was no match for me.

Now, this guy was taller by a couple of inches, and I'm about 6 feet tall, and at worst, I assumed he was 18-20.

So he throws a few punches that doesn't matter to me at all, I smack him "gently", he goes flying, and I warn him again.

He then attacks (with no skills at all), so I bounced him back with a push, and anyways, within a minute, he ends up with his face on the pavement, my knee on his neck, as I'm telling him that enough was enough, he should now "get it" and go home and never bug me again.

I let him go, the neighbor is now up, making a fuss about how bad "I" was, as it turned out, the guy was 16.

Anyways, the neighbor starts yelling shiat at me, about how lucky he's not the one that "I" got in a fight with,etc... which of course, at this point, I invite him to try and see how tough (as I ws sick of the bullshiat that I already had from these people) he'll be, as I KNOW that he's no kid, and I promise him a stay at the hospital and a high probability of loss of legs bones, and of course, he declines, as his kid, grabs a bicycle seat (with the tubing) and slash me in the leg as hard as possible, so much that the thing bounces out of his hands.

I turn and pick the seat up and warn then that this seat will end up backwards in one of them if they try anything else at this point. (I was sick of these idiots, but in essence, I'm not violent, but will defend myself)

So anyways, I ended up going back in, calling the police, making a report. The police came, saw the kid and understand me COMPLETELY, and told me to move the fark out of there as fast as possible as they knew that they dope-heads would end up causing problems.

This guy (the 16 years old one)later on, harassed my (now) ex (who was pregnant at the time), tried to pull shiat on a bus when I sadly was stuck with him in there one day (where he was with "friends" and making up the story about how he kicked my arse).

So anyways, after more crap from the druggies (and their friends), my bike damaged at some point (at least it was minor), calling the cops a few more time, we moved as soon as we could.

The sad part was that the owner, a VERY nice guy, was a first time owner, and ended up with a LOT of crap from these people. I believe he ended selling the place at a loss.

But, the moral of this, I never assumed a kid's age since. I make sure that I know their ages before I give them a beating... :-D
 
2008-02-16 11:29:47 PM  
But Tabitha was high on crack at the time...Who among us hasn't made a few errors in judgement after a wee bit too much crack?

Why, if I had to apologize for every crack induced 13 year and 15 year old my life...(checks statute of limitations)....Never mind.

Off my lawn, ya' bunch of teenage pervs.
 
2008-02-16 11:31:09 PM  
opps... sorry about the typos... still sick with the flu here, brain not working it's best.
 
2008-02-16 11:37:51 PM  
Now she is free to complete her quest to completely dismantle any remnants of her self-respect by having a group of homeless men piss on her while she blows a dead dog.

awesome
 
2008-02-16 11:48:43 PM  
drevil877: "Middletown woman accused of transmitting to teen chlamydia."

/i>


For Great Justice!!


 
2008-02-17 12:17:09 AM  
I not only grew up in Middletown.. Dear God I'm still here.

I don't know Miss Tabitha though.


/really find it funny that a farker from Hamilton was diggin on Middletown
 
2008-02-17 12:19:27 AM  
Late to thread, but I still gotta pose the nagging questions that all these stories provoke in me:

Is the phenomenon of attractive 20+ year olds farking teenagers something new? And if so, why? Or was I just missing out as a teenager? Because I would have been overjoyed to be "molested" by a 20 year old woman, EVEN if she had chlamydia.

/although, to be perfectly honest, my first farkable girlfriend was 19 and I was 16, so I guess I came kind of close...
 
2008-02-17 12:22:24 AM  
svenbertil:
cretinbob: The least you could do would be to give us a chance to put on our goggles first.

Nah, wouldn't have helped. Mine cracked, plastic melted, nothing left of the band but a metal buckle.
 
2008-02-17 12:39:58 AM  
Middletown woman accused of transmitting to teen chlamydia.

Not so good, the English at, they in Ohio are.

/would hit it.
 
2008-02-17 12:42:22 AM  
mama's_tasty_foods: If someone calls 911 and asks for emergency medical service, and tells me they are HIV positive, for example, I'm prohibited from telling emergency responders due to confidentiality. Yet somehow it's OK to broadcast the health situation of people who have been arrested?

Whatever.

It's certainly legitimate to bring this topic up in court, as she gave an STD to someone who was barely a teenager. And I can see how the media mentions it because her crime had worse effects than such cases usually produce. If you spread a disease to someone in the course of committing a crime, I don't have a problem with that fact becoming known.


Except she hasn't been found guilty of a crime. What if it turns out she was a victim? (However unlikely this may be)
 
2008-02-17 12:45:39 AM  
BTW... there was 3 guys there right?

Any chance that it was one of the guys that had the clap? and ended up sharing it with everyone that was there that night.

/gang bangs creep me out... I could not imagine sharing a woman like that... yuck yuck yuck...
 
2008-02-17 01:12:18 AM  
Okey The Editor is really bad! First the Yoda headline and now there is Hollandsworth in the story and Hollingsworth under the picture...

/sigh
 
2008-02-17 01:14:56 AM  
i had a hot english teacher in tenth grade, but she never made a move. in fact, she got married to some guy older than her. in retrospect, what a waste.
 
2008-02-17 02:12:49 AM  
imfallen_angel: BTW... there was 3 guys there right?

Any chance that it was one of the guys that had the clap? and ended up sharing it with everyone that was there that night.

/gang bangs creep me out... I could not imagine sharing a woman like that... yuck yuck yuck...


She obviously wasn't able to comment. She was certainly available, but unable.
 
2008-02-17 02:40:58 AM  
Middletown is a hop, skip and a jump from here. The only thing it's in the middle of is Butt-Fark.

/I wonder if that's where they did it.
 
2008-02-17 03:31:21 AM  
Thank you, Dancin_In_Anson.
 
2008-02-17 04:37:20 AM  
img530.imageshack.us

/approves
 
2008-02-17 05:06:38 AM  
Chlamydia isn't so bad. Goes away with a week long prescription. Doesn't hurt either. Believe it or not, lack of pain is the problem. If go on having it too long, it'll keep you from having kids. See? Told you it wasn't so bad.

/nomorechlamydia
 
2008-02-17 08:26:43 AM  
thamike:

Look at that thing! Seriously, how big would they need to be?

Palm fruits can be deceptively innocuous.
 
2008-02-17 08:36:19 AM  
So is Middletown the new Youngstown?
 
2008-02-17 08:40:16 AM  
frostus: Thank you, Dancin_In_Anson

You're welcome...

What'd I do?
 
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