Isn't Candida both a girls name and means thrush too?

Anybody notice that the name in the article is Hollandsworth and the pic is Hollingsworth? Some (obviously junior) journalist better hope that some Tabitha of the wrong name doesn't see this or she might suuuuuueeeeee!

/I'd hit it and make those cheeks blush even more...
//CLR scrub afterwards then remove the earplug from my urethra

I hit it with gusto.

Steve Howe saw this thread and changed the name of the song to The Chlamydia.

If she promised to get a pedicure will the judge let her off for being a pedophile .

Didn't Warden Gentles have chlamydia on "Arrested Development"?

"Enjoy the chlamydia, Lucille."

ExJerseyGirl: cambie: Why is "Sorry, I was high on crack" an excuse to anyone?

Maybe it isn't an excuse, merely an explanation.

That. Pot isn't exactly a drug that lowers one's inhibitions.

FTFA: the 13-year-old, as well as a 15-year-old boy and an unidentified adult male had been at an apartment with Hollandsworth.

"They were all there to have sex," Shuemake testified.

And the kid that came out clean was holding the camera the whole time I suppose? So now we have 4 people with burning desires. I wonder if the CDC is quietly waiting for all us to die so they can romp naked in the woods.

napjerk: While hilarious, the clap comments are off-base.
Chlamydia is not "the clap".

/still might hit it, my insurance co-pay for antibiotics is only $5

My post sound as though I thought they were the same, but I knew they weren't. I honestly did not know, however, that males showed any symptoms of chlamydia. I've learned something today on Fark. Oh yay go me. I will bring this up Monday in conversation at work...NOT :-}~~~~

/she is a pretty girl
//all you guys would hit it
///don't lie
//slashies
/beer FTW

F-bear: i hate jimmy page: Isn't that the STD where they hit your penis with a rubber mallet to discharge the pus from your urethra?

No, it's the one where they jam a little Q-tip up your dingaling and spin it around. Ouch.

That's what they do with clap too. They be getting a sample of yo ho. lulz

F-bear: i hate jimmy page: Isn't that the STD where they hit your penis with a rubber mallet to discharge the pus from your urethra?

No, it's the one where they jam a little Q-tip up your dingaling and spin it around. Ouch.

/Been there,
//done that,
///not fun

oldhag: I honestly did not know, however, that males showed any symptoms of chlamydia. I've learned something today on Fark.

happy to help

/submitter

F-bear: No, it's the one where they jam a little Q-tip up your dingaling and spin it around. Ouch.

I had this test in the 90's back when you had to get a full STD workup and a written contract to have sex without condoms.

Got the metal Q-tip treatment. Doc told me to sit down to pee because it would hurt.

When I finally did IT FELT LIKE MOLTEN LAVA AND RAZORBLADES WERE SHREDDING MY URETHRA!!1!

I'll never get that test again. If it becomes an issue, I'll just request the $5.00 cure in in lieu of the test.

hmm,maybe she was "talked into it" by her pimp or drug dealer.

What about the guy who brought them over to have sex? Shouldn't he be charged?

napjerk: While hilarious, the clap comments are off-base.
Chlamydia is not "the clap".

/still might hit it, my insurance co-pay for antibiotics is only $5

I know, there's just not a lot of pop-culture chlamydia jokes

I grew up in Middletown, OH so I'm really getting a kick out these replies.


/true story

and Granni never would have found out..if it wouldn't have been for that STD.. LMAO..

I hate to see what she'll look like in 5 years.

The sores, needle tracks, etc

ponchothesane: I grew up in Middletown, OH so I'm really getting a kick out these replies.


/true story

I grew up in Lebanon so I feel your kick.

Zarkin Frood: Weird.. I didn't know there were drugs you could take to turn you into a pedophile.

The word you want is ephebophile:

Wikipedia:

Ephebophilia or Hebephilia has been defined as the primary or exclusive sexual attraction to adolescents.[1] In everyday English, the term pedophilia, strictly meaning sexual attraction to children, is also colloquially used to refer to attraction to adolescents.

The term comes from the Greek: έφηβος (ephebos) variously defined as "one arrived at puberty", "a youth of 18 who underwent his dokimasia and was registered as a citizen (Athens)", and "arriving at man's estate"; and φιλία (-philia) "love".[2][3] Despite this classical etymology it is a term of modern coinage, created by German scientist Magnus Hirschfeld in 1906.[4] It has been used by Dutch psychologist and pro-pedophile activist Frits Bernard as far back as 1950,[5] reprinted in 1960 in the gay support magazine Vriendschap under the pseudonym Victor Servatius,[6] also crediting it to Hirschfeld though giving no exact date.[7]

The term has also been used by the Frenchman Felix Buffiere in 1980 and described at length by Tariq Rahman in 1988 who argues that it should be used in preference to 'homosexuality' for describing grown men's aesthetic and erotic interest in adolescent boys (See Pederasty) when classical literatures in Persian, Turkish or Urdu are under discussion.

Ephebophilia is not listed as a paraphilia in the DSM-IV.

Give her the clap.

She cleans up ok...

JonnyBGoode: Clam Lydia?

Clementine Lydia Hollansworth

Shes got ninjas(VD) You don't want to hit that even if its hittable.

navylostboy: Zarkin Frood: Weird.. I didn't know there were drugs you could take to turn you into a pedophile.

The word you want is ephebophile:


Or to dumb it down for the Fark crowd ...

Middletown - Probably one of the scariest cities in Ohio. Easily.

She has ninja VD?

Then she must have so much clap she has . . . the silent applause.

*duh-duh tish*

/Lame joke.

And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids!

oldhag: ponchothesane: I grew up in Middletown, OH so I'm really getting a kick out these replies.


/true story

I grew up in Lebanon so I feel your kick.



Max?

Zarkin Frood: And you're right, it's called "ephebophilia", but I figured not too many farkers would know that so I didn't wanna cause any confusion, k?

Confusion? No. Hottitation*? Yes.

...Literacy is teh secksay. (Actual ephebophilia is not)

*As per Bernoulli's principle of bar-room attraction, Hottitation is the low-pressure bubble of thermal increase produced around the leading edge of a body surrounded by teh secksay. As the pressure of teh secksay increases, a corresponding increase in hottitation is possible, leading to superhottitation, where an entire body can be in heat.

_{/Literacy: I haz none since reading through two Caturday threads in a row.}

Cue the pussy pass!

Well at least its easy to see she's had more than enough sex to have a disease. Mighty tasty looking.

Ten bucks says the males were black

Roses are red, violets are blue, I gave you chlamydia during a drugged-up pedo sex rampage, joke's on you!

Just in time for post-Valentine's Day

Inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile.
I've had ballanital shancroids for quite a little while.
I gave my heart to NSU that lovely night in June.
I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon.

My penile warts, your herpes,
My syphilitic sores,
Your monenelial infetion, how I miss you more and more.
Your dhobis itch,
My scrumpox,
Our lovely gonorrhoea.
At least we both were lying when we said that we were clear.

Our syphilic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst.
You gave me scrotal pustules with a quick flick of your wrist.
Your trichovaginitis sent shivers down my spine.
I got snail tracks in my anus when your spirochaetes met mine.

Gonococcal urethritis,
streptococcal balinitis,
Meningomyelitis,
Diplococcal cephalitis,
Epididymitis,
interstitial keratitis,
Syphilitic choroiditis and anterior ureitis.

My clapped-out genitalia is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure every time I try to pee.
My doctor says my buboes are the worst he's ever seen.
My scrotum's painted orange and my balls are turning green.

My heart is very tender,
'Though the parts are awful raw.
You might have been infected, but you never were a bore.
I'm dying of your love, my love,
I'm your spirochaetal clown.
I've left my body to science,
Gonococcal urethritis,
streptococcal balinitis,
Meningomyelitis,
Diplococcal cephalitis,
Epididymitis,
interstitial keratitis,
Syphilitic choroiditis and anterior ureitis.
But I'm afraid they've turned it down.

Gonococcal urethritis,
streptococcal balinitis,
Meningomyelitis,
Diplococcal cephalitis,
Epididymitis,
interstitial keratitis,
Syphilitic choroiditis and anterior ureitis.

Count me in as wondering why this wasn't "date rape," because if she was under the influence and two 13 year old boys had sex with her maybe she really wasn't consenting. We have no idea how big these 13 year olds were, but I knew and know of a lot of large 13 year olds. As a female who is 4'11" and 100 lbs, I sadly doubt my ability to fight off a 13 year old... But in a court of law, who is going to believe a 20 year old who had sex with a 12 year old boy, even if that was the case.

On the other hand, yeah she might have statutory raped them, but maybe not.

navylostboy, Arkcon:

See: Zarkin Frood [TotalFark] Quote 2008-02-16 03:10:15 PM

Shes got the Jack.

Women infected with chlamydia are up to five times more likely to become infected with HIV, if exposed.[5]


That's because they engage in risky sexual behavior. Boo hoo.

King Something: "Hope you don't get gonollea!"

/golf clap

For the misinformed men out there. No longer is a urethral swab (i.e. Q-tip up the penis) needed for a gonorrhea/chlamydia test. Now they can be detected with a simple urine test. Please don't let fear of uncomfortable and invasive testing stop y'all from getting your STD screenings!!! And despite the comments above, don't expect it to go away on its own - it can just become entirely asymptomatic (and is usually entirely asymptomatic to begin with). So when in doubt - GET TESTED!

/your local fark docta

ReverendJasen: And it's more sensational to call it pedophilia, even when it's not.
/reporter in training!

Same with "terrorism" and "serial killer". For instance, the Manson Family were not serial killers. They were spree killers.

/is now being beaten by the Asshole Law police from Robot Chicken

Is it me or is becoming more common to hear of "of age women" nailing "under age boys?" Yet its still common practice to give a man 40 years and a woman probation.

Wow... this isn't the first time this chick's been in the news, either. I just did some research on her- 4 years ago (when she was 16) she was sitting in the back seat of a car with her 21- month old son (so SHE was doing it at 14 at the latest) when the dumbass in the car next to her lit a firework, threw it outside the car, it came back into the car, he caught it, and it sprayed flames onto the baby, causing severe burns and scarring to the kid's face.


Stay classy, Tabby

/though indeed, I'd have to say I'd probably hit it. With a wrap. And an antibiotic course afterward.

Cardinal: Because when she's straight, she restricts her gang bangs to boys who've mostly achieved their majority.

The majority of what, may I ask?

giraffeattack: For the misinformed men out there. No longer is a urethral swab (i.e. Q-tip up the penis) needed for a gonorrhea/chlamydia test. Now they can be detected with a simple urine test. Please don't let fear of uncomfortable and invasive testing stop y'all from getting your STD screenings!!! And despite the comments above, don't expect it to go away on its own - it can just become entirely asymptomatic (and is usually entirely asymptomatic to begin with). So when in doubt - GET TESTED!

/your local fark docta

omg those swabs were the worst. i remember those from the early 90s when i started dippin into the local female population.

hey, is it true that these are mostly just treated with common antibiotics? ie, if you were, say, on aritrhormicin or something for an illness, that it would kill any clap you'd have?